Archdruid Farming Online

The words are divided into two parts.

On the other hand, Su Che didn't know what happened to Director Huang, and he didn't know that thanks to him and his mosaic, the audience who came here to watch the sb program "Deformation Meter" stood in front of the computer desk. more.

Under the leadership of his life assistant, he walked along the path in the village with Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming towards the col.

"The yards where the guests live are all in this direction," the life assistant said, "According to the regulations, you have to take care of the yards yourself and sort out the places to live. However, most of the yards have been tidied up by the guests in the previous episodes. "

With that said, Xiao Xiaoming and Chen Jingying were led to the gate of their yard, and the life assistant handed them the keys.

Xiao Xiaoming looked at the scratched courtyard wall, the quaint wooden door and the dilapidated farmyard within the wall, and his expression was not very good.

Chen Jingying's yard is in line with him, in the other direction more than ten meters away.Her yard is a little better than Xiao Xiaoming's, at least the grass in the center of the yard only reaches her thighs, not her waist.

"It's you next." The life assistant looked at Su Che with sympathy, and led him to the side closer to the col.

There was a small courtyard standing alone.

Seen from above, this courtyard and the courtyards of Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming just form an isosceles triangle. Su Che's residence is located at the thin and tall apex of the triangle, only a line away from the mountain depression that separates Qingshan Village from the nature reserve.

"This courtyard has not been lived in for a long time, and it may be a bit deserted." The life assistant reminded him to be mentally prepared.

"Thank you." Su Che nodded.

After receiving the key, he just walked to the yard and before he opened the door, he felt a burst of vigorous vitality.

Bathed in this force of nature, Su Che seems to have returned to the Moonlight Forest where he once lived. He is still the druid who transformed into a wild deer and ran wantonly in the forest with his best friend.

In just a short moment, even the mental power that had not been fully recovered became much lighter.

Su Che was overjoyed and his eyes lit up.

It's a pity that he turned his back to the life assistant, and this scene was not seen.

"Open the door."

The life assistant couldn't bear the guest to face the next scene alone, so he stood a few steps away and reminded him lightly.

Su Che inserted the key into the lock, twisted it lightly, and then pushed open the quaint wooden door with a "click".

"This is……"

The force of nature that was much stronger than before rushed over from the small courtyard, and Su Che's footsteps stopped.

He just heard the director and life assistant mention "Rose Garden" and didn't quite understand it, but now he understands it all.

I saw clumps of thick thorns growing in the center of the yard, perhaps because it had not been taken care of for a long time. The thorny vines were tangled and spread everywhere, not only occupying almost all the space in the yard, even the doorway and the house. The narrow aisle in the middle is also full of their sharp thorns crowded together.

This means that if you want to enter the house and clean out the place to sleep tonight, you must first remove these annoying thorns.

This is indeed no small challenge.

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Here, come, the yard that our brother Su Che drew seems to be not very good."

"Fuck! What's not good? Upstairs, are you still a die-hard viewer of "Metamorphosis"? This is a rose garden! Death rose garden!"

"I don't quite understand, what is the rose garden of death? Isn't rose a symbol of love?"

"That's right, natural roses are so expensive, tens of thousands of dollars apiece, I almost ate dirt for a flower when I proposed."

"It seems that there are a lot of strange new audiences mixed in. Let me give Mengxin some science. The rose of death appeared on the show more than ten years ago. At that time, the rich second generation of sb thought it was thorny and wanted to kill it. As a result, before the shovel was in his hand, he was punched left and right by Big Brother Rose, left and right for a while, and his face was swollen with vines."

"That's a thorny vine. Think about it, it hurts... I heard that after going back, I just had plastic surgery for more than half a year."

"The Sith is empty."

"Sith Void +1"

"My face hurts."

"No, listen to you, this rose is an evolutionary plant that is even rarer than evolutionary animals? Then why is it still in the program group's territory and not moved to the nature reserve?"

"Who knows? Brother Rose can't fall in love with the bed? Anyway, the program group will never send people to disturb the elder brother's sleep from now on. Who knew that this program group is so sb?"

"Anyway, I've seen through this show. It's either a guest sb or a program group sb. There must be a source of happiness between the two."

"Big guts! How dare you call me a goddamn sb?! Chop your balls!"

"...Scared. Speaking of which, I am not interested in any sb program group. I am only curious about two questions: 1. Has Big Brother Rose not bloomed for so many years? 2. Why is Big Brother Rose? According to common sense, it should not be a rose Sister?"

"Answer: 1. Yes. 2. The eldest brother has a lot of leg hair. You ask me why he is the eldest brother?"

"..."

"To sum up, evolve plants, be willful; sb rich second generation, accept fate."

……

Facing a yard of leg hair, or sharp rose thorns, Su Che was silent for a moment.

"Actually, it's not that difficult. I'll find you a pair of rubber gloves..."

The life assistant lowered his head unbearably, and was ready to say comforting words, but Su Che said almost at the same time as him: "Is this a rose?"

Unexpectedly, there seemed to be some excitement in his voice.

"what?"

Before the assistant could react, he saw Su Che stretched out his hand to touch the bushes crowded at the door, and walked straight forward as if he didn't see these thorns.

"Oh, wait."

Before he had time to think, the life assistant picked up a broom placed by the door, ready to brush away the sharp thorns for him.

However it didn't work at all.

The next moment, something incredible happened.

The leaf touched by Su Che moved, and the branch it was attached to raised its head slightly, as if it was feeling something.

Su Che keenly sensed the temptation of this rose bush, and he slightly released a druid's natural power.

!!!

The next moment, the branches of the rose "swished" and moved.

This is……

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Fuck! Tell me, am I dazzled? How did I see Brother Rose wake up?"

"Upstairs, you are not alone. I also saw the leaves of the rose move."

"Could it be..."

"Maybe……"

"seem……"

"Oh, it's too bad, Brother Rose is going to start his big move again - 'The disfigurement will smack your face and leg hair', it's a pity that the guest's face, I don't know how long it will take after I go back, and whether it can be restored to the original .”

"I can't help it. Who said I ran into Brother Rose's hand? Brother Rose: Look at me getting angry."

"Don't be so sure upstairs, maybe Big Brother Rose is also conquered by the aura of the funny dog ​​just like Brother Gou?"

"You think I was given the rose of death for free? How can it be the same as a doorkeeper like Brother Gou?"

"How dare you look down on my dog ​​brother upstairs? Be careful that my dog ​​brother bites your ass mosaic!"

"A little guy is just a kid, even if he blows it ten thousand times, he's still a kid, see for yourself—【I'm already a useless dog.jpg】"

"What's wrong with making people rub your belly? So what if you toss me and wag your tail? Big brother is someone to serve! Do you dare to take a gamble with the rose party upstairs?"

"What are you gambling?"

"Just bet... your Death Rose can't do anything to Brother Gou Bang."

"Okay, what are you betting on?"

"Just bet... cut the balls. It's a pity that the friend didn't cut them."

"Cut it! Who is afraid of whom?"

……

Rose didn't know about these disputes in the online world...and, in the online world, about the dignity of men.

As a plant that woke up from the cataclysm more than 200 years ago and then slept most of the time, it has only the most basic thinking, and has just woken up from years of sleep.

At this moment, Rose's feeling was different from every time she woke up before.

It tries to stretch the thorns and vines, uses every surface of its body to meet the strange breath surging in the air, and feels a comfortable and attachment emotion gradually emerging in the depths of consciousness, like soaking in warm water, like It is rooted deep in the ground.

——Oops, this, this is... the feeling of heartbeat.

Although no one has ever taught it, but as a flower that has been a symbol of love for thousands of years, the rose has learned this emotion without a teacher.

Do you still need to ask?This is love!

So, "flutter", "flutter"...

Under the stunned gaze of the assistant, "Rose Garden", an evolutionary rose that has always been too lazy to talk to people, suddenly moved its own thorny vines to make a clean path in front of Su Che.

This is not over yet.

Rose used her own simple thinking to consider what to do next.

"..."

It has an idea.

— a great idea.

"Swirling", "swirling"...

Subtle voices kept disturbing the cochlea, and the rose vines on both sides gradually extended, weaving an arched roof above Su Che's head, that is, the sky above the courtyard.

The sound in the air is quiet, slow, insignificant, but continuous, like the first sprouts of plants, seeds drilled out of the ground, deer blinking eyes, butterflies flapping their wings... only virtue What Rui could hear was a natural sound.

Su Che raised his head.

On the top of the head, a little new green suddenly sprouted from the bare rose vines. The green that belongs to spring is hidden behind the sharp thorns. Under Su Che's gaze, it bloomed with a "click".

Then, it got out of hand.

Amid the sound of spring rain, pieces of jasper-like leaves scrambled to grow from the rose vine, and opened and stretched in a blink of an eye, covering the vines covered with sharp thorns.

then--

"Puff", "pop"...

The "death rose" in the audience's mouth saw that his superficial project had been completed, and felt that the little heart who fell in love at first sight should not dislike him anymore, so he was satisfied and bloomed the first fiery red rose from the leaves and vines.

The delicate and beautiful flowers hang down, half hidden among the green leaves, carefully peeping at their little heart.

"..."

Su Che took a deep breath of the fragrance of roses, enjoyed the fresh natural power for a few seconds, turned his head, and said gratefully to the living assistant: "Thank you for arranging such a nice yard for me, I am so grateful!"

Life assistant: "...heh, heh, no thanks."

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"Damn! I almost don't know the word gratitude!"

"Brother Su Che: Thank you for arranging such a lust for me... No, the hospitable Brother Rose."

"I remember someone above said that a natural rose costs tens of thousands of yuan, so isn't Brother Rose..."

"The welcome fee of tens of thousands of yuan was thrown out so casually, what kind of Veela script did the guests get this time!"

"No, it's not tens of thousands of dollars... You can continue to read..."

"really not!"

"I'm already... almost suffocating in the ocean of RMB..."