Archdruid Farming Online

"There must be some ulterior secret in it!"

Under the guidance of Chen Jingying, the audience turned into a group of passionate detectives, discussing all kinds of overt and covert difficulties that Dan Shen has made for Little Veela since the show started.

At the same time, the chief director of the "Deformation Meter" program group satisfactorily left his fingers from the keyboard.

"here we go."

He looked at a list of plans in his hand, and ticked "the first item-arouse suspicion".

The schedule is very long, and below it are "item [-] - stay still", "item [-] - throw black material", "item [-] - enrage the enemy", "item [-] - pursue the victory", " The sixth item - beat the dog in the water"...

And the ultimate goal - "Egg God OUT!"

Through the computer screen, you can see the vest of the chief director double-opening the live broadcast room.

Although these two vests are transparent, they are not ordinary. They are the accounts that say "Let's nominate the person behind the scenes" and "I nominate the Egg God".

Log out, clear all traces, and water the cactus on the windowsill with satisfaction.

Chief Director: "Fight with me? Want to kick me off the ratings throne? Take my golden doll? Hmph!"

dream!

……

Qingshan Village.

After hearing Chen Jingying's well-founded suspicions, Su Che: "Emmmmm..."

Although he still didn't believe that someone would embarrass a druid about farming, he still raised his vigilance appropriately.

"So what should I do?" Su Che humbly asked for advice.

"First of all, protect your eggs!" Chen Jingying said.

"Find an absolutely safe place to hide your eggs! Remember to turn off the camera before hiding, otherwise someone in the program group will secretly trick you, and maybe one day they will steal your eggs and throw them away. smash, destroy, and do all kinds of heinous and indescribable things!"

"Second." Xiao Xiaoming raised his hand.

"..."

Su Che found that although his two little friends were keen on fighting against each other on a daily basis, when facing the sb program group, they had the same goal and cooperated with each other.

I have to say it is a kind of fate.

"So... where to hide?" Su Che raised his head back and thought for a while.

"How about hiding the blanket?" Xiao Xiaoming suggested.

"Slap." Chen Jingying slapped him on the head, and his curly hair shook.

"What are you thinking? What if it is crushed? You might as well let brother Su Che hatch the egg!"

"He can't hatch either."

"Who said that? Do you think they are all like you?"

"..."

Su Che was not influenced by his friends, so he continued to think, trying to find an absolutely safe place.

Just as he was setting his sights on Brother Gou's luxurious villa, suddenly——

"Gah!"

The young lady seemed to have seen the owner's mood, she grabbed Su Che's sleeve with her long and flat mouth, and let out a loud cry.

"Hmm... are you sure?"

"Gah!"

"Are you okay?"

"quack!"

"Then it's decided?"

"Quack quack!"

"What dialect is Brother Su Che talking about?" Chen Jingying asked Xiao Xiaoming in a low voice.

"..."

Before Xiao Xiaoming could come up with a similar answer, the two saw Su Che standing up, supporting the girl's head, and solemnly put the goose egg into the girl's nest.

"Gah!"

"Quack quack quack quack!"

The male geese of the whole flock ran over to watch in a "da da da" manner.

Su Che glanced at the flock of geese who were descending like a tiger, and even Rhubarb jumped half a step aside in shock, and cleared his throat in satisfaction: "Stand at attention!"

"Take a break!"

"I've seen the training these past few days, and it can be regarded as a bit disciplined. I will give you numbers now."

Finding a small piece of red cloth from his body, Su Che lowered his head solemnly, and tied it around the little girl's long neck.

"From today onwards, you are the 'Egg Guards', are you happy, excited?"

"Gah!"

The geese were obviously very excited. Under the leadership of the young lady, they raised their necks and shouted, vowing to protect the egg in front of them with their lives... and the countless eggs after that, vowing to the death not to let others touch them!

"..."

"very good."

Su Che patted the girl on the head, and conveyed his words to the geese with mental power——

"Train for half an hour, then free activities!"

"Gah!"

Not to mention the stunned Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming in the room, after seeing the fashionable and practical number of "Egg Guard Army", the audience of Lujinjiang-

"Impressed."

"I can't accept it."

"Your little Veela is still your little Veela, brother Su Che really knows how to play."

"Why don't you say that he is from the city?"

"Wait, am I the only one who discovered it? You don't think the number 'Egg Guard' is a bit, emmmmm..."

"If you hang people upstairs, hang them. Hesitating is not a real warrior, so let's just say it."

"Emmmmm...I'll take the place upstairs. I remember that the number of the guards directly attached to the Gu family in Zhongzhou is the 'National Protector Army', which was founded when General Gu Zheng was alive. This 'Egg Guard Army'..."

"..."

"Insulting the martyrs, using dead celebrities to gain positions, and reporting the report."

"What are the qualities of Internet celebrities now? @中州网签, come out and make money!"

"Give a number to a goose? Only this kind of uneducated low-level Internet celebrity can do it!"

"..."

"Is it really good to be on the line like this? What is the age? How do you know that brother Su Che is trying to win a position with a dead celebrity? Maybe he really admires General Gu Zheng, or he doesn't know that there is a 'guardian' at all." What about the National Army?"

"Such a major national event is being washed by someone? Get out of here!"

……

In Jinjiang City, Gu Zheng watched the live broadcast in his hand.

Gu Lin'an looked at his grandfather with a little worry.

On the way to the Jinjiang head office, Grandpa had already maintained this posture and remained silent for a full minute.

"Don't worry, it must be Heizi who jumps up and down like this!" Gu Biwang judged with experience after glancing at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

He comforted his grandpa: "My grandma didn't intentionally involve the Gu family. Even if the Zhongzhou Internet police saw it, it would be nothing. There are similarities in people and numbers. Why don't people collide with the National Defense Army?"

"Do you think so?" He asked the two bodyguards beside him.

The bodyguards who came from the National Defense Army were in a complicated mood. They glanced at the geese in the live broadcast room and found that this group of geese with upright military postures and serious attitudes turned out to be handsome and chic after training, which could represent their image as the National Defense Army.

At least it is more pleasing to the eye than some recruits who have just entered the camp in the military training camp.

So the heart was relieved, and the bodyguards said: "Yes, that's right."

"Look at grandpa?" Gu Er wagged his tail to ask for credit to grandpa.

Gu Zheng: "..."

The expression on his face was very deep.

"No, it wasn't by chance," he said.

"what?"

Gu Zheng didn't speak.

He thought in his heart, obviously he was the one who introduced Su Che to his national defense army before, but he didn't expect that after so many years, he had trained an "egg protection army" to compete with him.

It was as if a hot spring flowed through his heart, and Gu Zheng's emotions were warm and incomparably warm, and he was completely pleased by Su Che's long-distance show of affection.

"Grandfather?" Gu Linan's hesitant voice came from next to his ear.

——It's over, grandpa won't be angry, right?

—Will he feel that his dignity has been challenged? ?

——Could it be that grandpa and grandma have not been reunited yet, and they are going to be separated again? ? ?

Gu Ershao was completely frightened by the guessing in his heart, so that he heard his grandfather's words a moment later.

Gu Zheng said, "What do you think of changing the emblem of the National Defense Army into a big white goose?"

Gu Lin'an: "..."

not so good.

At this moment, he felt that his previous worries about his grandfather's masculinity were completely unnecessary.

My grandpa inherited the fine traditions of the Gu family, he, he, he is a strict wife!

……

"What's wrong with the numbering of the geese? We have military training this year, and the instructor in charge of the training said that we are not as good as a flock of geese, and even made a special trip to show us a video of the egg guards in the big playground!"

"That's right! You have to admit that you are not as good as others. Don't be like some people who can't train and have too many eyes!"

"Then how do you clean up the black spot of insulting historical celebrities? Is the Gu family's national defense army shameless?"

"..."

While the live broadcast room was still arguing endlessly over the account number "Guardian Egg Army", someone suddenly sent the latest news——

"Come on, stop arguing, go and check Zhongzhou Gu's Weibo!"

"what?"

Not long after, someone posted a screenshot of the speech on Weibo in the live broadcast room.

"Zhongzhou Gu's V: Do you think this new military emblem looks good? [The Egg Guard Army Going Right.jpg]"

"..."

"..."

"..."

In the live broadcast room... there was silence.

After about half a minute, someone said——

"The official father is mighty."

"Official dad nb."

"Give a knee to the official dad."

"@黑子, are you still dancing? The official father has already stamped the conclusion!"

"Is the current official blog so up to date with Internet hotspots?"

"No, am I the only one who suspects that the official father is so naughty, will he be beaten to death by General Gu Zheng's fans after get off work?"

"..."

No, I think so too.

Gu Lin'an wanted to cry but put down his phone, and quit the account of "Zhongzhou Gu's v".

He only had time to glance at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and then waited anxiously for General Gu and Mr. Gu's invitation to the mixed doubles for middle-aged and elderly men.

At this moment, Gu Ershao, who has been single for 22 years, felt the vicissitudes of dog food... and sourness.

——Do you think I want to make trouble?

—but what can I do?

——If I don’t choose to be beaten to death after get off work, I will be beaten into a biscuit by your legendary idol General Gu Zheng right now!