Archdruid Farming Online

#游戏#, #圣读游戏#, #做时曲曲一手报询#

Su Che's live broadcast room was tagged with the above labels, and was soon promoted to the popular recommendation homepage of Lujinjiang. In addition to the fans of "Transformer", more game fans also got the news and flooded into this magical live broadcast. In the live broadcast room, they encountered [-] critical hits——

"Are lucky players drawn for face these days?"

"..."

"What did you say upstairs? Although my Su's beauty is worthy of licking and licking, but what Lu Jinjiang likes is my Su's personality!"

"Agree."

"And superb pig raising... no, goose raising skills and farming skills!"

"..."

"Aren't you joking? From the official introduction, it can be seen that "Doomsday Overture" is an action-adventure survival game. Breeding skills and farming skills are used in this kind of game?"

"Exactly! It's a waste to let this little streamer win the internal beta, why not give it to me!"

"The anchor of the farming show can farm well, what game do you play?"

"..."

In the live broadcast room, instead of being angered by the newcomers who spoke out loudly, Su Che's old audience felt a little bit of sympathy.

It's a familiar recipe, and it's a familiar taste.

If you haven't been slapped in the face by a little Veela, you probably don't know what [True Fragrance.jpg] is.

them--

"Ha ha."

"It's the season when men's hospitals are fully booked."

"Friends upstairs who say that Su Che can't play games, do you dare to make a bet? Just bet that Su Che's younger brother will punch the tarantula and kick the dragon, and become the overlord in the doomsday prelude!"

"..."

"Betting is betting."

"Confidence is not so self-confident, but also punching Tarantula and kicking Longteng? Do you know the level of a professional team? The defending champion of Longteng, Tarantula's old strong team, wants to crush them, this little anchor may have to go back to the stove Made for 300 years!"

"That's right, Da Ya is about to laugh. How can he compare with professional teams? Is he shameless?"

"..."

"presumptuous!"

Inside the No. [-] Holiday Hotel in Qingshan City, Gu Linan stared at the screen and almost burned two holes in the tablet.

He took out the keyboard and sprayed it back for grandma——

"What do you know? Do you have a place for internal testing? Do you have a holographic helmet? Do you have a game cabin?"

"Nothing? How dare you say that Su Che is no good if you don't have anything? How dare you!"

"Could it be possible that you have it? That's right, Dad has it, and it will open your eyes—【Game Cabin.jpg】"

With a "click", Gu Linan took a photo and mosaiced everything except the game cabin.

He was leaning on the sofa, next to two "Doomsday Prelude" game cabins that imitated human exoskeleton armor.

The black alloy surface presents a low-key matte texture, and the indicator lights on the helmet and arms are green, blinking, and the countdown on the chest is moving minute by minute.

18:12:22.

In the last [-] hours, Doomsday Overture is about to launch a closed beta around the world, and the process of the closed beta will be broadcast live on the Lujinjiang platform.

And I... am about to meet the deer in my heart.

Success or failure is here.

Gu Zheng's state of mind, which was like still water, was rarely disturbed. He walked to the game cabin on the left and stroked his helmet with his hand.

It can be seen that this helmet is slightly different from the one next to Gu Linan in terms of color, wiring, and shape.

"Grandpa, have you set it up?" Gu Linan raised his head and asked.

He saw his grandfather nodded.

Sunlight fell from the sky, illuminating the entire city, and also illuminating this room located at the highest point in Qingshan City. The golden light passed through the 180-degree glass panoramic floor-to-ceiling windows behind Gu Zheng, and fell on his face. The interweaving of light and darkness on his body and hair top instantly made his figure look extremely tall, like a god.

Gu Linan was a little disappointed.

"That's it... so we, grandpa and grandson, can't play games happily together." He muttered.

In fact, what Gu Ershao wanted to say was that since grandpa was determined to live and fly with grandma, his previous dream might be shattered.

What grandpa and grandpa killed the map in a flash, and shouted and sprayed all over the public channels...

What do you see who crushes the rich, punches the dragon and tramples on the tarantula...

What, under the aura of grandpa, spread the name of Wang Shuangsha throughout the entire server...

It doesn't exist anymore, it doesn't exist at all.

"Swipe" twice to tear off the script of Long Aotian in his hand, Gu Linan thought about it, it is more important to help grandpa catch up with grandma as soon as possible, so he said obediently——

"Don't worry, grandpa, you go after grandma grandma, I will definitely protect the honor of being king, and I will never let the ID 'my father's surname is Gu is very rich' get dusty in my hands!"

"..."

Gu Zheng wanted to say that "My father's surname is Gu and I'm very rich" and he didn't have any reputation to protect anymore, but seeing his great-nephew and grand-nephew showing high fighting spirit, he still patted Gu Lin'an on the shoulder: "Come on!"

"Do not worry!"

……

18 hours is like a blink of an eye, the sun rises and sets, in the waiting of 1050 closed beta players, in Central Continent, and in the expectation of game lovers all over the world, the time to open the server of "Doomsday Overture" has finally arrived.

At ten o'clock in the morning, the countdown on the game cabin changed to 00:01:00.

"I'm going to log in." Su Che said to the two friends standing by the game cabin.

"Go!"

"Fortunately, the program team has a conscience and didn't block the content of the holographic game from us. You have fun, and we will watch you in the live broadcast room!"

"Don't forget to help me..."

"Feed the geese, walk the dogs, loosen the soil for the roses, and spread the fertilizer with the crows after you get off the assembly line. Don't worry, we will remember!"

"Ok."

Glancing at the two friends with gratitude, Su Che put on the holographic helmet and entered the game cabin.

With a "click", the black metal hatch closed, and the orange light indicating the access flashed.

Su Che felt his consciousness shuttle in a long corridor, and countless streamers flashed by his side.

Suddenly, his feet were on the ground, and the sense of gravity came from his body again.

And above the head, countless silver meteors are like raindrops, gorgeous and bright.

Even seeing it for the second time, the scene of Starfall can still bring people a sense of epic pathos.

Everyone in it is looking up, and the screens marking "Live 01", "Live 02" until "Live 1050" light up at the same moment in an exclusive channel of Lujinjiang.

The shooting stars across the night sky also came into view of the audience through these 1050 live broadcast rooms.

"Quickly look for it, which one is Su Che's younger brother's live broadcast room?"

"I can't find it, there are so many... Hey, this person seems to belong to Long Teng, why don't we watch his live broadcast first?"

"Look at the ghost! Find it!"

"Hiss." Xiao Xiaoming touched the top of his head that hurt from the knock, and resigned himself to looking for his friends in the game live broadcast.

……

While the audience outside the live broadcast room was in turmoil, the 1050 players in the live broadcast room were not much better.

Looking at the empty surroundings, they marveled at the realism of "Doomsday Overture".

The reddish-brown soil, the gray sky, and the radiant wind blowing across the cheeks, one can feel a burning sensation, this is a typical scene of the cataclysm period.

Although there were no mutated beasts around, such a lifelike scene seemed to have really traveled back to the crisis-ridden era hundreds of years ago, and the two of them were already on standstill and vigilant.

Before the lucky players could react, 50 players from professional teams touched their waists as soon as they landed.

However, the waist was empty.

Not to mention guns, guns, guns, not even a dagger.

them:"……"

Looking at the novice uniforms automatically distributed by the system—a set of wear-resistant, dirt-resistant, but defenseless camouflage uniforms, the contestants thought in bewilderment——

How to play this opening?

At this moment, a heavenly system sound came from everyone's ears——

"Welcome to "Doomsday Overture". The novice protection period is still 00:04:59. Call the 'Doomsday Elf' in your mind to read the novice guide. I wish you a happy game."

"..."

It would be nice to have a novice guide.

Su Che pulled out the translucent virtual panel in front of him according to the instructions, poked and poked on it, and operated.

He opened the backpack, looked at the 30 empty grids on it, and opened the public channel, and found that he could set a nickname, so he happily set his game nickname as "a deer who loves farming".

"Ding dong."

A burst of light effects flashed, and the system notification sounded in my ears——

"Congratulations on completing the novice task—you are the first to enter the end of the world, and I will give you a novice gift bag as a gift, please pay attention to check it."

Almost at the same time as the words fell to the ground, a big red package with a bow tie appeared in front of Su Che out of thin air.

"What?" He blinked curiously.

Glancing at the virtual panel, the novice protection period was still 2 minutes away, Su Che boldly stretched out his hand to the bow on the gift.

The delicate bowknot seemed to be tied tightly, but it suddenly came loose when the fingers touched it, slipped off, and turned into many bright spots of light.

The inorganic sound of the system resounded in the bright light——

"Congratulations, you have summoned an NPC: Passerby"

"Introduction: Pedestrian A, the most common NPC, with ordinary looks, average height, and ordinary abilities. It may be used to block bullets for players. (Note: Pedestrian A cannot be resurrected once it dies. Please use this function with caution.)"

Su Che: "..."

He and passer-by A looked at each other.

The man who appeared out of nowhere from the gift box looked neither tall nor short, neither beautiful nor ugly, and had no distinctive features. Walking on the street, it was easy to forget.

But for some reason, the light that bloomed in those ordinary black eyes somehow made Su Che feel a little familiar.

"you……"

He stretched out his hand, wanting to touch passerby A's eyes.

However, at this moment...

"What the hell is this!!!!"

A line of large and bold fonts floated in front of his eyes, and three exclamation points made Su Che realize that he just forgot to turn off the public channel.

He pulled down the public channel, wanting to see what gifts other people got, whether it was Passerby B, Passerby C, or Passerby D.

It's a pity that it seems that it is rare for a big living person to jump out of the novice gift package.

The players in the studio didn't make a sound for fear of revealing their hole cards, but the 1000 ordinary players who got the beta number entered the game in the spirit of entertainment, and they swiped the screen on the public channel without any secrets—

"I offered 100 yuan, how about you?"

"A medical kit."

"Two slingshots...for me to shoot birds?"

"Bicycle...I'm afraid I can choose the most tasteless novice gift package, right?"

"Fuck, no matter how stupid you are, how can you be as stupid as I am? I developed a pile of cow dung! The introduction is: high-grade fertilizers that can make crops grow better, rich in nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium. You come out with the game planner, and I promise not to kill you." You! Who tm wants to grow crops in the end of the world game!!!"

"Hahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Su Che was silent for a while during the series of "hahaha", his eyes swept over the "cow dung", paused on the four words "advanced fertilizer", and then paused on the five words "rich in nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium" for a moment.

Then, he looked at his passerby A.

"Can the novice gift package be traded?" Su Che said to himself.

Gu Zheng was loading the basic information of Passerby A, and his reactions were slower than usual.

Before he recovered from the surprise of seeing Dailu, he suddenly felt a chill behind him.

The desire to survive and his keen intuition made him move half a step to the side.

Stepped into the air.

Sudden--

"Ding." A system notification sounded in the ears of both of them at the same time.

"Congratulations on finding the hidden item. Do you want to open it? Yes or No."

Su Che chose "Yes".

At the foot of Passerby A, a piece of yellow soil that was integrated with the ground suddenly split from it, and after a "click", a surprise appeared inside.

"Hidden Object: Cow Dung."

"Introduction: A piece of ordinary cow dung, rich in nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium, can be used as an intermediate fertilizer to make crops grow better."

Su Che: "..."

Gu Zheng: "..."

Su Che raised his head, looked at the stunned passer-by, and felt a little doubt in his heart.

——Is this NPC just looking ordinary, but actually has some hidden special skills?

—For example, cow dung?

He decided to take a look.

"Let's go, cow dung... no, passer-by."

Su Che greeted him, chose a random direction, and led Passerby A to walk forward.

Then he confirmed his guess.

Because Passerby A has stepped on the ground three times in total and harvested three pieces of cow dung.

Full harvest.

Su Che looked at the pieces of fertilizer in the item grid and corrected his previous prejudices. He knew that he could correct his mistakes——

"Stay here."

With a gentle and encouraging smile on his face, Su Che said to passerby A: "You are more useful than cow dung!"

Facing Dailu's praise, Gu Zheng: "..."

He suddenly couldn't speak to recognize Dailu.

Mingming asked people from Shuguang Studio to build a database of General Gu Zheng, loaded himself into it, and then asked Dailu to draw Gu Zheng, an epic NPC, and gave him a surprise reunion...Everything was well planned, why did it implement it? When I became a passerby?

Or a passerby with ordinary looks, ordinary height, ordinary ability, and nothing but cow dung?

Is this a handsome way for a single old man with a high position, a successful career, and everything except his wife?

——Today, I will perform a round of Renjia first, and tomorrow I will whip the programmers of Shuguang Studio to stay up all night!

Gu Zheng secretly made a decision.

"Passerby A, come to pick up cow dung!"

Hearing the call of the dull deer, he followed step by step, patted the cow dung in front of him into cakes, picked them up with two long pieces of wood, and threw them into the small bamboo basket behind him.

Of course, the long pieces of wood and the small bamboo baskets were all made by Gu Zheng on the spot.

The two walked along the small road ahead, and the shadows under the sun gradually intertwined, regardless of you and me.

Taking advantage of the gap between passerby A picking up cow dung, Su Che glanced back, with a smile on his lips.

……

Dawn Lab——

"Oops, oops, oops! Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's over, it's over, it's over!" The researcher in front of the computer exclaimed.

"What's wrong?" The colleague next to him was frightened by him.

"Data import error, I confused two adjacent sets of NPC data!"

"Which NPC?"

"General Gu Zheng, who was appointed by the patron's father, and Ajia, the gatekeeper at the entrance of the village."

colleagues:"……"

They took turns to step forward and pat their good friend on the shoulder——

"troubled you."

"You have worked hard so that our laboratory will not be said to operate in the dark."

"Let's have a good meal."

programmer:"……"

He slapped the keyboard angrily: "Don't just make sarcastic remarks, you should think of a way for me!"

A group of programmers got together and brainstormed——

"No matter what, we can't let the father of the funder be thrown away by the camera obscura on the first day of the game, or given away, or exchanged for supplies, or used as cannon fodder... It's too miserable."

"So what should we do?"

"Ask the subject of the camera obscura what height, hair color, appearance, and features he likes, and make a patch for passer-by???"

"……good idea."

Everyone looked at each other and contacted Bai Xi urgently——

"Abai, abai, help!"

"how?"

"It's urgent! Do you know what kind of NPC the gold master's father likes?"

"I know, the gold master's father is like that."

"...It's too difficult, give me a low-end version!"

"..."

When Bai Xi figured out the oolong caused by his colleagues, he was powerless to complain.

"Such an important matter, how can you get it wrong??"

"We have already thrown Peter out of the laboratory with a hammer. Just tell me, how should we fix it?"

"Emmmm..." Bai Xi was silent for a while, "Wait a minute."

He dialed the phone, as if he was asking someone for advice, and then made a reliable suggestion——

"If you ask me, it's better to put on Su Che's favorite personality, height and appearance than this, this and this..."

"..."

Colleagues nodded frequently as if listening to Sanskrit.

"You're right, you're right."

So, within half a minute, they divided the labor and cooperated, and quickly designed a new hidden function for Passerby A, and took the emergency liver patch on the father of the funder who hadn't finished loading——

"Cow dung halo, sure enough!"

The programmers reported the results to Bai Xi who was far away, and Bai Xi informed the real planner - Gu Lin'an of the results.

Gu Er Shao stroked his chin, very satisfied——

"What a piece of advice that can promote the relationship between grandpa and grandma."

"Grandpa must be very happy, right?"

"I wonder if he will think of me, my filial great-nephew, when he and his grandma are farming, picking up cow dung, and strengthening their relationship through farm work?"

The author has something to say: Grandpa: Yes, I want to kill you.

Note: Peter is a meme among programmers. Whenever there is a problem with the program, Peter will be fired from the company.