Archdruid Farming Online

How does it feel to deliver my aunt to her boyfriend in person?

Gu Zheng: "..."

However, when he met Su Che's smiling eyes, he felt a warm spring breeze blowing over his heart, blowing a small pink flower in his heart.

"Yes."

Unexpectedly, Gu Zheng agreed to Su Che's words, and even reached out to rub the Persian cat's ear under its disgusting gaze.

Persian cat: "Meow!"

The little mandarin duck with the backing was not at all pitiful, it turned its head and bit the bad guy's hand.

If it weren't for Gu Zheng's fast enough speed, he might have left a souvenir from his aunt on his hands right now.

Gu Zheng: "..."

More heartbroken.

However, trying to maintain passerby A's paralyzed expression, he didn't notice that Su Che's hand holding the Persian cat tightened a little.

"you……"

Seeing that Pedestrian A was unharmed, Su Che blinked, and the outstretched hand turned around and landed on Gu Zheng's face.

He pinched passerby A's ordinary face and said with a smile, "Thank you, I like it very much."

Gu Zheng: "!!!"

After 200 years, he had close contact with Dailu again, and his heart suddenly became tense. If he didn't remember to appear in front of his favorite deer in the best condition, he wanted to be honest and frank right now.

However, Su Che didn't give him this chance.

He pinched Passerby A's face, patted his shoulder, touched his lower abdominal muscles and waistline, and made sure that his human had not lost weight during his absence. He was very satisfied.

"Now, go collect the dung."

After being satisfied, Su Che happily commanded his human beings.

Since Ah Zheng doesn't want to reveal his identity, he will act along with Ah Zheng. I heard from Chen Jingying that this is called cosplay, and it's very popular among humans...!Improve the fun!

However, wait until the day Ah Zheng's identity is revealed...

Passerby A, who reloaded the halo of cow dung, suddenly felt a chill behind him, as if he had been written down in a small notebook.

Soon he knew why, because—

"Meow meow meow meow!"

The snowball-like Persian cat in Su Che's arms squinted its two round mandarin duck eyes, waved its front paws vigorously, and made a look of "walking slowly and not seeing it off".

——Without the annoying third party, this little cutie who fell in love at first sight is mine!

Gu Zheng: "..."

He has dealt with Furry who surrounds Su Che all the year round. Although he is not as proficient in animal language as Su Che, he can tell what this little guy is thinking just by looking at his eyes.

Thinking that there are 290 more like it, Gu Zheng: "..."

Desperate mood, no bright future.

Even the pace of collecting manure was much heavier.

Although the little mandarin duck is an ordinary animal, as a high-end pet, it is very smart, and it is even better at observing words and demeanor and competing for favor.

Seeing that the third party was sluggishly beaten by him, it made persistent efforts, hugged Su Che's arm and gave a burst of soft and coquettish "Mimimi", and rubbed against Su Che's palm with its beautiful long hair.

Su Che lowered his head, the little mandarin duck was full of ambition.

Based on its experience of cultivating countless cat slaves, the next second this little cutie will hug it and hold it high, begging for licking, begging for milk, whatever it wants, royal cat food is bought in boxes, meow It is said that people who go east dare not go west...

It, wants to be the master of this little cutie!Keep him, mark him, monopolize him!

however--

Su Che: "I almost forgot about you."

He glanced at Gu Zheng, who was slightly depressed, and then at Fluffy, who was very proud, put his hands under his armpits, and lifted up the kitten that was thrashing around in his arms and almost fell to the ground.

Looking at the fur color and pupil color of the Persian cat, Su Che said, "From now on, you will be called the two-color snowball."

Two-color → blue-green double pupil.

Snowball → fluffy white dumpling.

After savoring the name he chose, Su Che felt that it was very appropriate and awesome.

"Meow?"

Before little Xueqiu could say anything about the new name, Su Che thought for a moment and looked into its eyes.

"Two-color snowball..." he said calmly.

Based on the cat's intuition, Snowball suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Meow?"

It tilted its head, shook its fluffy and beautiful long hair, and looked at Su Che with two jewel-like eyes.

Facing such clear eyes, my heart made of stone almost melted.

However, Su Che's druid heart is very firm.

He said to the coquettish little Xueqiu: "You are already a mature kitty, it's time to learn to help the house."

"Meow?"

--for example?

"Hatch eggs."

With a gentle smile, Su Che took out a straw nest from the room behind him, which contained all the eggs, duck eggs, and goose eggs he found after a day of collecting in the village.

"Snowball." Gently pinching little Snowball's butt, feeling the soft fur, Su Che said with satisfaction, "Such fine fur will definitely increase the egg hatching rate."

"Come on, we will have new eggs when the chicks hatch, and we will use the new eggs to make nutritious cat meals for you!"

Snowball: "..."

It froze for a few seconds, and then exploded with a "meow".

--what do you mean?What is my identity?

——I am such a beautiful kitten, you won't let me step on the milk and let me incubate the eggs? ! !

The PY trading dream of the two-color snowball was shattered.

Su Che put the sluggish little cat on the grass nest, straightened its body, let Snowball spread its paws flat, and covered all chickens, ducks and goose eggs like a cat blanket.

Although the power of nature cannot be used in the game, the spiritual power is unlimited.

He conveniently gave the kitten a psychological hint - "I will work hard to hatch the eggs!"

After that, Su Che turned his head and glanced casually at passerby A who was picking up cow dung.

Passerby A walked briskly, and his efficiency in picking up cow dung more than doubled, especially when passing by Little Snowball, who was trying to hatch eggs.

The corners of Su Che's lips curled up slightly, and an unstoppable smile flowed from his eyes.

"It's time to plow the fields." He picked up the sickle and hoe he found in the abandoned village.

"The current efficiency is too slow, it would be nice if there were redundant labor."

On the side, Passerby A who was picking up cow dung moved his ears slightly when he heard Su Che's words.

A tangled expression appeared on his face, but after a while, he squeezed his powerful fists, and Passerby A made a decision.

……

Green Jinjiang platform.

It's not that there are people who like Su Che, Ying Yang, and the Tarantula team at the same time. They were very surprised when they saw Passerby A coming to Su Che with a familiar kitten.

"An ordinary passerby is the passerby summoned by Su Che's brother?"

"Impossible? Are all NPCs so hardcore now?"

"Cats are similar, and humans are similar... Maybe it's just a coincidence."

Passerby A's face is so ordinary that if you don't compare it with special facial recognition software, the audience finds that they can't remember what he looks like at all.Finally, after carefully observing the kitten in Su Che's arms, they—

"Ah."

"It's it!"

"That's right."

"There is no such a beautiful kitten except the little bride price."

After recognizing passer-by A and the little betrothal gift, the audience fell into another entanglement——

"Shall we announce this news to the world?"

Now, because Passerby A killed ten people including Ying Yang and Tarantula in one go, the outside world has gone crazy looking for him, not only game fans, but also local tyrants waving checks to beg Passerby A to join their unknown team.

However, who is Passerby A?

There are [-] live broadcast rooms, and most of the viewers are still struggling to find out one by one.

Many people clicked on Su Che's live broadcast room, glanced at it, and clicked directly——

"Farming in a survival game? Nothing good, what's there to see?"

"It's still exciting to watch a passerby hunt down top professional players, but where is an ordinary passerby?"

Before they found out that Passerby A was not the anchor, they might still have something to look for.

"Will the news that passer-by A belongs to Su Che's younger brother do us any good?"

"No."

The live broadcast room will become crowded, stuck, and groups of sunspots.

"Is there any benefit to brother Su Che?"

"No more."

Maybe even the work of picking up cow dung will be disturbed. How can we live if the yield per mu is less than [-]!

After watching Su Che's show for a long time, the audience inevitably inherited his ambition.

"So……"

In order to harvest, the audience in the live broadcast room made a unanimous decision——

"Don't tell outsiders, let them find it!"

"Yes, unless the cow dung is piled up to the full, unless the crops in the field are harvested, we must not reveal the identity of Passerby A!"

"Let's not let them know how special Su Che's brother is!"

"Come on, it's not safe to just say it, everyone will prove it!"

……

After this turmoil, the atmosphere in Su Che's live game room became more harmonious.

They looked at the little snowball trying to hatch eggs in harmony——

"Why does the name of the two-color snowball seem to be a kind of ice cream I ate when I was a child?"

"Small face, long hair, mandarin duck eyes, have you ever seen such a beautiful ice cream?"

And looking harmoniously at passerby A who is using the cow dung aura——

"Speaking of which, Xueqiu was originally a dowry gift prepared by King Bi."

"It's still for brother Su Che."

"But it was robbed halfway by passerby A, and ten strong men didn't stop it."

"Emmmm..."

The audience showed thoughtful expressions and looked at Xiao Xueqiu, Su Che and passerby A harmoniously——

"It seems to smell the breath of dog blood."

"That's right, with such a pretty dowry gift like Little Xueqiu in hand, what kind of object can't you deal with?"

"You can't say that. If I were Su Che's younger brother, I don't want this partner. Why don't I live with cats for the rest of my life! Suck."

……

The audience in the live broadcast room were addicted to sucking cats and could not extricate themselves.

After all, Aunt Xue and Aunt Gun have already sucked it several times, and they are not rare, but this is the first time Xueqiu has seen such a soft and cute kitten, how can I not suck enough?

Human beings are such an animal that loves the new and dislikes the old!

After digging about a quarter of an acre of land in the game, Su Che checked that it was about the same time, greeted passer-by A, and went offline.

He opened his eyes and realized that someone was in the room.

Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming sat on the small bench outside, watching a game video while touching their heads, exclaiming from time to time.

"Wow, this operation!"

"It's too powerful. I slowed down ten times before I could clearly see that he was moving around into the shadows here. No wonder a professional player of the bird spider's level didn't react at all when he met him."

"Not only that, look at the shards of the mirror in his hand, reflecting the sunlight into the eyes of the bird spider, so the bird spider's footsteps paused."

"Just a pause, and I sent myself back to the resurrection point with a kitchen knife."

"The kitchen knife is still taken from the hunter spider."

"What kind of god is this!" The two sighed together after analyzing.

Utilizing the environment, props, and his ordinary temperament to the extreme is completely a big bug lurking in the map, will anyone who hears it feel sad and someone who sees it cry, okay?

"I really want to meet this expert," Xiao Xiaoming said, "I have a feeling that this is definitely not an ordinary NPC."

Chen Jingying patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, when the closed beta is over and the game pod is open for purchase, we will go to the village to find brother Su Che. With our relationship with brother Su Che, he will definitely be willing to introduce passer-by to you."

"That's great..." Xiao Xiaoming's eyes sparkled with hope: "At that time, I will worship passer-by A as my teacher. I will pick up dung for him and he will teach me skills. Our master and apprentice will challenge the big teams while composting together. It will be fun .”

Chen Jingying: "..."

"You're still dreaming." She said sincerely.

"You call me?"

At this moment, Su Che pushed the game cabin away and walked over from behind, startling the two friends.

"Ah? Oh!"

Chen Jingying dragged a small bench from the side, handed it to Su Che, and rubbed Xiao Xiaoming's curly hair by the way: "We're talking about Passerby A."

"Right now, all major game forums are discussing which active or retired professional player Passerby A is. He is more popular than you now!"

"Passerby?"

Su Che sat on the small bench and smiled under Chen Jingying's gaze.

Chen Jingying hesitated: "Brother Su Che...you seem to be very happy today?"

Blinking, Su Che pushed down the corners of his raised lips, but he still couldn't suppress the joyful light in his eyes.

With his hands on his cheeks, he simply stopped pretending and asked Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming a new question——

"Do you know where washboards are sold?"

"How much? Is it fruitful?"

Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

"Nobody uses washboards anymore...maybe, antique stores?"

"Then how can I stand kneeling?" Su Che muttered softly.

"what?"

"It's nothing."

Looking at the gentle-faced young man in the live broadcast room, Gu Zheng, who was far away in the No. [-] Hotel in Qingshan, suddenly felt a pain in his knee.