Archdruid Farming Online
Chapter 99
The meat that reached his mouth just flew away, Gu Zheng was at a loss, until he woke up and realized that it was the ghost of Jin Yiwei Wutong.
In order to sell his branches to druids, he can do such a brazen thing!
It’s a hundred-year-old tree. When it opens its mouth, it’s bundles, props, and art plays. Can you watch it?
Gu Zheng really wanted to saw it off, to see whether it was annual rings or erotic pictures hidden in the trunk.
"come back."
Fearing that Su Che would pick up some bad hobbies if he continued talking with Wutongshu, Gu Zheng walked up behind him and put his hand on the window.
"I'm from the countryside, so I don't have much experience. Brother Su Che, don't argue with me." Next door, Su Jun was still apologizing sincerely. Seeing Gu Zheng's gaze turned to him, he became more involved in his performance.
"Do you think we should award him a statuette?" Su Che poked Gu Zheng's waist and whispered in his ear.
"It shouldn't be." Gu Zheng was already in a bad mood, but it was even worse when he saw someone he hated early in the morning.
He slammed the window shut—
"Shut up if you know you have little knowledge!"
"Also, what's your name, Big Brother? Young Master Su! You deserve to be called Su Che?"
"..."
Close the window, lock the latch, and leave, all in one go.
Su Jun looked at the empty window next to him with a blank expression in disbelief.
"Swipe Lala—"
Just at this moment, the sycamore tree seemed to be laughing at what happened to him, and dropped green leaves one by one, one of which happened to land on top of Su Jun's head.
he:"……"
Seeing the flowers and plants downstairs as if they were watching his own joke, Su Jun closed the window forcefully, tearing the pair of doggy men next door to pieces in his heart.
——Did this person surnamed Gu suffer from rabies in his previous life?See who bites whom!
——Doesn't he have the sympathy that normal people should have? !
separated by a wall.
Gu Zheng taught Su Che: "Don't be polite when you meet this kind of person who likes to pretend to be pitiful. He sticks out his left cheek, and you have to help him slap his right cheek loudly, otherwise he will come to touch you next time."
Su Che: "... I have been taught."
I can't tell that Brother Cheap is this kind of person.
As a druid, he still has to learn the communication etiquette in the human world!
……
Not surprisingly, Su Jun didn't show up in the dining room during breakfast time after losing such a big face.
"I've asked Mama Zhang to deliver breakfast to Junjun," Bai Han smoothed things over, "Our family hasn't seen each other for a long time, so I just took this opportunity to talk."
She glanced at Gu Zheng, and the word "family" was slightly emphasized.
Gu Zheng didn't seem to have received the hint at all, he picked up a small dish with chopsticks and brought it to Su Che's mouth——
"Is it tasty?"
"It's not as delicious as yours."
"Of course," Gu Zheng said calmly, "How dare you compare me with the dishes that are neither good nor bad?"
"Remember, you and I are a family, don't just trust those who touch porcelain outside, really think that your face is as big as a basin and you can cei casually?"
Su Che nodded half-understanding.
"Oh."
Gu Zheng added another small dish with chopsticks and touched his forehead: "Good boy."
"..."
Listening to Gu Ershao's standard Longcheng dialect, Bai Han was so angry that his chopsticks were about to be crushed, but the people who pointed at Sang Huai didn't seem to see her tense backs of hands, and said indifferently, "By the way, what did you want to do just now?" What are you talking about?"
"It's nothing..." Bai Han's chest heaved violently, and he gritted his teeth and squeezed out a smile: "I mean, although Gu Ershao and Su Che haven't known each other for a long time, in terms of relationship, they already almost surpass our family members. , is really rare."
Give this pair of dogs and men a hug, he should calm down, right?Bai Han thought to himself.
However, Gu Zheng seemed to be determined not to make her feel better today. He nodded and agreed: "Of course, although Su Che is dumb, you can still distinguish between false feelings and sincerity."
"Thanks to you, the control group, for doing a good job!" He sighed, and picked up the teacup on the table: "Come on, let me offer Miss Bai a cup."
Bai Han: "..."
How could there be such a shameless man in the world, in the world!
The camera on Su Che's shoulder flickered, apparently filming. Thinking of what Gu Zheng said just now was recorded in the live program, even if Bai Han came from the entertainment industry, I don't know how many battles he saw. I can't help but feel a burning pain.
She pressed the table and wanted to get up and leave, but Su Jiming, who had not spoken, touched her wrist lightly.
"Don't forget business." He lowered his voice.
"..."
Thinking about what he had discussed with her husband yesterday and what he wanted to tell Su Che today, Bai Han took a deep breath, picked up his teacup and drank it down in one gulp.
The tea was ice-cold, but the fire in her heart was not extinguished, it was burning fiercely in her chest, and it was getting hotter and hotter.
Su Jiming waited quietly for a while, seeing that Bai Han didn't intend to speak, he coughed lightly, looked up at Su Che, and showed the majesty of a parent.
"Che Che," he said, "Your Auntie Bai and I have something to discuss with you."
There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief.
Su Che kept in mind the principles that Gu Zheng taught him, facing Su Jiming's rare low profile, he didn't raise his head, and concentrated on drinking the porridge.
"That's it," Su Jiming was sullen in the face of the eldest son's ignorance, but there was Gu Ershao who was obsessed with Su Che in front of him, so he could only calmly say: "These days when you are away, you and Aunt Bai and Junjun and I Getting along day and night, I think he is a rare good boy."
"So?" Gu Zheng asked instead of Su Che.
"Junjun's child has no father or mother. It's a pity to live alone in the country. It just so happens that his surname is Su, and he is also good at planting flowers and grass. He can chat with your Aunt Bai. We discussed it and decided to take him in. For the adopted son, so that you can have a companion at home."
"Isn't the original intention of the program "Metamorphosis" to let capable families like us help the weak, help the poor, and make Zhongzhou a better place?"
Su Jiming deserves to be the chairman of the board, with such eloquence that even he himself almost believes that all this is true. By adopting Su Jun, he is contributing to society, eradicating poverty in remote rural areas, and supporting orphans in mountainous areas. It's all over the sky.
He asked Su Che: "What do you think?"
Su Che wiped his mouth and looked at Su Jiming with sympathetic eyes: "I have no objection, as long as you are happy."
Su Jiming looked at Su Che more kindly. He felt that although the eldest son always couldn't think about Bai Han's affairs, he still respected him as his father.
That's it.
For the sake of Gu Ershao's backing behind him, let's forget about those little problems before.
So, when Su Che proposed to plant a creeper under the villa with Gu Zheng, Su Jiming tolerantly agreed.
"Do you need help from the gardener at home?" He asked, "Or let Junjun be with you, he also likes these, and you two brothers just cultivated a relationship."
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Jiming felt something was wrong.
Gu Zheng glanced at him coldly, and asked, "Who do you want Su Che to develop a relationship with?"
Su Jiming: "..."
Even the jealousy of this brotherhood has to be eaten. Gu Ershao drank vinegar essence when he went out in the morning, right?
"No need." Su Che raised his head, smiled softly, and relieved his father, "I'd better save such a meaningful thing and do it with Young Master Gu."
"As for Su Jun..." He used his mental strength to connect his thoughts with the sycamore tree in the yard. Through its eyes, he glanced at the bedroom door upstairs that was slightly open, with a smile on his face. meaning deepens.
"Aren't we going to inspect the farm today? There should be a lot of fruits and vegetables planted there?"
"Yes, yes, yes," Su Jiming went down the steps: "There is a batch of newly arrived fruit seedlings waiting to be transplanted this afternoon. You two brothers can work with teachers from the Chuhua Academy of Agricultural Sciences to learn how to cultivate fruit trees. Susu Foods advertised in Green Jinjiang to let the audience know that the fruits and vegetables provided by our family are the freshest, most nutritious and healthy..."
Upstairs, Su Jun held the breakfast plate and stood at the door to eavesdrop.
Su Jiming's voice was a little louder, just in his ears.
"Transplanting saplings?" In order to successfully inherit the Su family's business in the future, Su Jun has learned knowledge related to botany since he was a child, and he thinks he is no worse than a talented student from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences.
He sneered: "What can that trash, Su Che, do? Before he went to Qingshan Village, he couldn't even grow potted flowers. Even if he stayed in the countryside for a month, he might only focus on planting crops, right?"
Now that I think about it, even his [-]-jin or [-]-jin wheat per mu might have been bribed by Gu Ershao to save his face with the crops harvested from other people's fields.
"Transplanting saplings is not a clumsy job like farming." Su Jun looked outside the door, imagining how he would expose Su Che's deceit and make him useless.
The more he thought about it, the more relieved he was, and he even ate breakfast much faster than before.
"Compare me to planting trees? Bring shame on yourself! Make yourself boring! Seek death!"
"Crash."
The sycamore tree at the window shook its branches and leaves cheerfully, as if applauding Su Jun's confidence.
……
Gu Linan's work is very fast.
Not long after breakfast, he pretended to be a courier and personally delivered the selected creeper branches.
"Grandpa..."
After signing for the courier box with Su Che, Gu Zheng waved his hand to ask his great-nephew to go back where he came from, but he dragged him to a corner beside him.
"what happened?"
The real Gu Ershao put on a bitter face and whispered, "Can you save me a little face?"
"What do you mean?"
Gu Linan took out his tablet sadly, and opened the live broadcast room for his grandpa to watch.
"Do you know what Lu Jinjiang calls me now?"
Gu Zheng skipped over a lot of bullet screens analyzing the grievances of wealthy families and suspicions about illegitimate children, and locked his eyes on the audience's evaluation of "Second Young Master Gu".
Facing a large string of colorful titles floating above his head, he read aloud——
"Big pig's hooves, the man behind the big druid, the master of the harem of Daqingshan, the big... the leader of the big knife sect???"
Gu Zheng looked at Gu Linan, and Gu Linan looked back at him bitterly.
The grandparents and grandchildren were relatively silent for a moment.
Gu Zheng patted his great-nephew on the shoulder and comforted him: "It's okay, don't care about these, these are all rumors, and rumors make people grow."
After all, he turned around and went back to the yard without even looking back at his poor great-nephew.
Gu Lin'an: "..."
He watched off the ruthless, cold, grandpa who didn't give him a look, heartbroken like a dog, single dog.
——No, I understand the truth, and it’s okay to vent your anger on your grandma, but the knife you stabbed in the show, the shame you lost, the flag you set, and the scapegoat I have to bear in the end!
After crouching in the corner and grieving for a while, Gu Linan called Bai Xi.
"Hey?"
"what happened?"
Faced with the concern of the little programmer, Gu Linan cried to him——
"You don't know, I sacrificed a lot for my grandfather's sunset red!"
In order to sell his branches to druids, he can do such a brazen thing!
It’s a hundred-year-old tree. When it opens its mouth, it’s bundles, props, and art plays. Can you watch it?
Gu Zheng really wanted to saw it off, to see whether it was annual rings or erotic pictures hidden in the trunk.
"come back."
Fearing that Su Che would pick up some bad hobbies if he continued talking with Wutongshu, Gu Zheng walked up behind him and put his hand on the window.
"I'm from the countryside, so I don't have much experience. Brother Su Che, don't argue with me." Next door, Su Jun was still apologizing sincerely. Seeing Gu Zheng's gaze turned to him, he became more involved in his performance.
"Do you think we should award him a statuette?" Su Che poked Gu Zheng's waist and whispered in his ear.
"It shouldn't be." Gu Zheng was already in a bad mood, but it was even worse when he saw someone he hated early in the morning.
He slammed the window shut—
"Shut up if you know you have little knowledge!"
"Also, what's your name, Big Brother? Young Master Su! You deserve to be called Su Che?"
"..."
Close the window, lock the latch, and leave, all in one go.
Su Jun looked at the empty window next to him with a blank expression in disbelief.
"Swipe Lala—"
Just at this moment, the sycamore tree seemed to be laughing at what happened to him, and dropped green leaves one by one, one of which happened to land on top of Su Jun's head.
he:"……"
Seeing the flowers and plants downstairs as if they were watching his own joke, Su Jun closed the window forcefully, tearing the pair of doggy men next door to pieces in his heart.
——Did this person surnamed Gu suffer from rabies in his previous life?See who bites whom!
——Doesn't he have the sympathy that normal people should have? !
separated by a wall.
Gu Zheng taught Su Che: "Don't be polite when you meet this kind of person who likes to pretend to be pitiful. He sticks out his left cheek, and you have to help him slap his right cheek loudly, otherwise he will come to touch you next time."
Su Che: "... I have been taught."
I can't tell that Brother Cheap is this kind of person.
As a druid, he still has to learn the communication etiquette in the human world!
……
Not surprisingly, Su Jun didn't show up in the dining room during breakfast time after losing such a big face.
"I've asked Mama Zhang to deliver breakfast to Junjun," Bai Han smoothed things over, "Our family hasn't seen each other for a long time, so I just took this opportunity to talk."
She glanced at Gu Zheng, and the word "family" was slightly emphasized.
Gu Zheng didn't seem to have received the hint at all, he picked up a small dish with chopsticks and brought it to Su Che's mouth——
"Is it tasty?"
"It's not as delicious as yours."
"Of course," Gu Zheng said calmly, "How dare you compare me with the dishes that are neither good nor bad?"
"Remember, you and I are a family, don't just trust those who touch porcelain outside, really think that your face is as big as a basin and you can cei casually?"
Su Che nodded half-understanding.
"Oh."
Gu Zheng added another small dish with chopsticks and touched his forehead: "Good boy."
"..."
Listening to Gu Ershao's standard Longcheng dialect, Bai Han was so angry that his chopsticks were about to be crushed, but the people who pointed at Sang Huai didn't seem to see her tense backs of hands, and said indifferently, "By the way, what did you want to do just now?" What are you talking about?"
"It's nothing..." Bai Han's chest heaved violently, and he gritted his teeth and squeezed out a smile: "I mean, although Gu Ershao and Su Che haven't known each other for a long time, in terms of relationship, they already almost surpass our family members. , is really rare."
Give this pair of dogs and men a hug, he should calm down, right?Bai Han thought to himself.
However, Gu Zheng seemed to be determined not to make her feel better today. He nodded and agreed: "Of course, although Su Che is dumb, you can still distinguish between false feelings and sincerity."
"Thanks to you, the control group, for doing a good job!" He sighed, and picked up the teacup on the table: "Come on, let me offer Miss Bai a cup."
Bai Han: "..."
How could there be such a shameless man in the world, in the world!
The camera on Su Che's shoulder flickered, apparently filming. Thinking of what Gu Zheng said just now was recorded in the live program, even if Bai Han came from the entertainment industry, I don't know how many battles he saw. I can't help but feel a burning pain.
She pressed the table and wanted to get up and leave, but Su Jiming, who had not spoken, touched her wrist lightly.
"Don't forget business." He lowered his voice.
"..."
Thinking about what he had discussed with her husband yesterday and what he wanted to tell Su Che today, Bai Han took a deep breath, picked up his teacup and drank it down in one gulp.
The tea was ice-cold, but the fire in her heart was not extinguished, it was burning fiercely in her chest, and it was getting hotter and hotter.
Su Jiming waited quietly for a while, seeing that Bai Han didn't intend to speak, he coughed lightly, looked up at Su Che, and showed the majesty of a parent.
"Che Che," he said, "Your Auntie Bai and I have something to discuss with you."
There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief.
Su Che kept in mind the principles that Gu Zheng taught him, facing Su Jiming's rare low profile, he didn't raise his head, and concentrated on drinking the porridge.
"That's it," Su Jiming was sullen in the face of the eldest son's ignorance, but there was Gu Ershao who was obsessed with Su Che in front of him, so he could only calmly say: "These days when you are away, you and Aunt Bai and Junjun and I Getting along day and night, I think he is a rare good boy."
"So?" Gu Zheng asked instead of Su Che.
"Junjun's child has no father or mother. It's a pity to live alone in the country. It just so happens that his surname is Su, and he is also good at planting flowers and grass. He can chat with your Aunt Bai. We discussed it and decided to take him in. For the adopted son, so that you can have a companion at home."
"Isn't the original intention of the program "Metamorphosis" to let capable families like us help the weak, help the poor, and make Zhongzhou a better place?"
Su Jiming deserves to be the chairman of the board, with such eloquence that even he himself almost believes that all this is true. By adopting Su Jun, he is contributing to society, eradicating poverty in remote rural areas, and supporting orphans in mountainous areas. It's all over the sky.
He asked Su Che: "What do you think?"
Su Che wiped his mouth and looked at Su Jiming with sympathetic eyes: "I have no objection, as long as you are happy."
Su Jiming looked at Su Che more kindly. He felt that although the eldest son always couldn't think about Bai Han's affairs, he still respected him as his father.
That's it.
For the sake of Gu Ershao's backing behind him, let's forget about those little problems before.
So, when Su Che proposed to plant a creeper under the villa with Gu Zheng, Su Jiming tolerantly agreed.
"Do you need help from the gardener at home?" He asked, "Or let Junjun be with you, he also likes these, and you two brothers just cultivated a relationship."
As soon as he finished speaking, Su Jiming felt something was wrong.
Gu Zheng glanced at him coldly, and asked, "Who do you want Su Che to develop a relationship with?"
Su Jiming: "..."
Even the jealousy of this brotherhood has to be eaten. Gu Ershao drank vinegar essence when he went out in the morning, right?
"No need." Su Che raised his head, smiled softly, and relieved his father, "I'd better save such a meaningful thing and do it with Young Master Gu."
"As for Su Jun..." He used his mental strength to connect his thoughts with the sycamore tree in the yard. Through its eyes, he glanced at the bedroom door upstairs that was slightly open, with a smile on his face. meaning deepens.
"Aren't we going to inspect the farm today? There should be a lot of fruits and vegetables planted there?"
"Yes, yes, yes," Su Jiming went down the steps: "There is a batch of newly arrived fruit seedlings waiting to be transplanted this afternoon. You two brothers can work with teachers from the Chuhua Academy of Agricultural Sciences to learn how to cultivate fruit trees. Susu Foods advertised in Green Jinjiang to let the audience know that the fruits and vegetables provided by our family are the freshest, most nutritious and healthy..."
Upstairs, Su Jun held the breakfast plate and stood at the door to eavesdrop.
Su Jiming's voice was a little louder, just in his ears.
"Transplanting saplings?" In order to successfully inherit the Su family's business in the future, Su Jun has learned knowledge related to botany since he was a child, and he thinks he is no worse than a talented student from the Academy of Agricultural Sciences.
He sneered: "What can that trash, Su Che, do? Before he went to Qingshan Village, he couldn't even grow potted flowers. Even if he stayed in the countryside for a month, he might only focus on planting crops, right?"
Now that I think about it, even his [-]-jin or [-]-jin wheat per mu might have been bribed by Gu Ershao to save his face with the crops harvested from other people's fields.
"Transplanting saplings is not a clumsy job like farming." Su Jun looked outside the door, imagining how he would expose Su Che's deceit and make him useless.
The more he thought about it, the more relieved he was, and he even ate breakfast much faster than before.
"Compare me to planting trees? Bring shame on yourself! Make yourself boring! Seek death!"
"Crash."
The sycamore tree at the window shook its branches and leaves cheerfully, as if applauding Su Jun's confidence.
……
Gu Linan's work is very fast.
Not long after breakfast, he pretended to be a courier and personally delivered the selected creeper branches.
"Grandpa..."
After signing for the courier box with Su Che, Gu Zheng waved his hand to ask his great-nephew to go back where he came from, but he dragged him to a corner beside him.
"what happened?"
The real Gu Ershao put on a bitter face and whispered, "Can you save me a little face?"
"What do you mean?"
Gu Linan took out his tablet sadly, and opened the live broadcast room for his grandpa to watch.
"Do you know what Lu Jinjiang calls me now?"
Gu Zheng skipped over a lot of bullet screens analyzing the grievances of wealthy families and suspicions about illegitimate children, and locked his eyes on the audience's evaluation of "Second Young Master Gu".
Facing a large string of colorful titles floating above his head, he read aloud——
"Big pig's hooves, the man behind the big druid, the master of the harem of Daqingshan, the big... the leader of the big knife sect???"
Gu Zheng looked at Gu Linan, and Gu Linan looked back at him bitterly.
The grandparents and grandchildren were relatively silent for a moment.
Gu Zheng patted his great-nephew on the shoulder and comforted him: "It's okay, don't care about these, these are all rumors, and rumors make people grow."
After all, he turned around and went back to the yard without even looking back at his poor great-nephew.
Gu Lin'an: "..."
He watched off the ruthless, cold, grandpa who didn't give him a look, heartbroken like a dog, single dog.
——No, I understand the truth, and it’s okay to vent your anger on your grandma, but the knife you stabbed in the show, the shame you lost, the flag you set, and the scapegoat I have to bear in the end!
After crouching in the corner and grieving for a while, Gu Linan called Bai Xi.
"Hey?"
"what happened?"
Faced with the concern of the little programmer, Gu Linan cried to him——
"You don't know, I sacrificed a lot for my grandfather's sunset red!"
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