[Idol trainee] please pick me up

If there is a creature in the human world that can make Park Yuzhen feel cute and fearful at the same time, it is probably a cat.

He is allergic to cats, so every cat's approach turns into a sweet torture. It is impossible to pet a cat, and it is impossible to pet a cat in this life.

But who can say "I don't think cats are cute at all" so frankly and confidently?nonexistent!

However, today, he seems to be able to shake off his past shame and regain his glory, and experience the joy of masturbating cats in a fat house that is not only free from allergies, but also free from responsibility.

Although, there is a price to pay.

If you want to get close to cats, you must first disguise yourself as a cat.

Otherwise, how do you explain why Twolegs always enjoys doing it and always "meow meow meow meow" to the cat no matter whether people understand it or not?

Pu Yuzhen carefully picked up a bunch of cat ears on the table with both hands, took a deep breath, and solemnly put them on his head.

Let him paint the old cucumber green, this is a necessary preparation for the cat.

"There's still a tail, you have to wear it all together." The big fluffy tail swept the table like a cattail fan, and Zhou Rui lazily leaned on the table like a supervisor, while playing with the end of his hair At the same time, he looked at his serious and funny appearance with great interest.

As for the latter, whether he had been mentally prepared for it or was taken aback by the newly added ears on his head.

Since a pair of cat ears were put on the head, the fluffy ears shivered and trembled, as if sensing the owner's tangled heart and frightened emotions.

No, not just seeming, but really aware of his emotions.

Today's endorsement is cat ears and cat tails that can sense the wearer's emotions and make corresponding actions. It is a black technology that came into being under the circumstances of webcasting and cloud-sucking cat culture.As the first generation of high-tech products that detonated the market, of course they are very famous. Not only did they invite 202 teenagers in the general trend as spokespersons, but they also gathered dozens of people together to shoot various New Year short videos and delivered them to major video sites as a buffer Ads on load.

This kind of high-tech is too powerful for an old antique like Pu Yuzhen, so that when he opened the door, he saw the ears and tails shaking all over the room, and he was speechless for a while.

The warm-colored room is not very big, and there are dozens of large cats of different breeds and personalities.

"Let's meow together, meow meow meow together~" Justin was able to enjoy himself, he clenched his hand into a fist and narrowed one eye to be cute, his ears trembled and trembled again.

But he was treated with unexpected indifference.

He was planning to complain about his uncooperative temper tantrum, but found that the tail behind this person had been sweeping back and forth against his seemingly calm expression, and his ears were also lying down meekly forward.

It turned out that it was too cute to speak.An old man was shot in the heart, and his face finally slowly turned red belatedly.

Hee hee hee, Justin is really the cutest.

Justin, who has proved his cat charm, quickly lost interest in Pu Yuzhen, and turned to the other side to fight with other cats.

"Meow--"

Approaching quietly, and then appearing suddenly at the very close, Park Yuzhen was almost frightened beyond the limit of the human body, performing a 180-degree backflip on the spot and landing in an Iron Man style.

"Brother Yuzhen, Happy New Year—" However, the instigator greeted him generously with a sunny smile on his face.Lingchao's cat ears were waving, looking innocent and cute.

"Happy New Year." Pu Yuzhen, the ultimate younger brother, put the fright just behind him for a second, and smiled back.

However, this meow spread Bai Shengsheng's paws in front of him.

Immediately afterwards, several claws stretched out in front of him, and several primary school cats approached him, all raising their heads and looking at him expectantly with clear eyes.

Pu Yuzhen was dull and hadn't reacted yet.

"Brother Happy Chinese New Year, WeChat or Alipay? One hundred is not more, ten is not more. As long as you send it, I will be cute~" As the leader of the underage group, Lingchao must shoulder the heavy responsibility of asking for new year's money. The cat's paws closed, and it took the lead to pay respects to the New Year.

Pu Yuzhen was overwhelmed by the cat and was at a loss. Seeing that he couldn't get out and was so cute, he had to laugh and act as the cat god of wealth who distributed red envelopes, and the tail behind him flicked happily from time to time.

They are really domineering and arrogant little milk cats, but...

"Changjing, are you sure it's appropriate to ask me for a red envelope?"

The red envelopes have been distributed according to the number of people, only to find that one person is missing, and he is making a big embarrassment for his miscalculation, but finds that there is a Manchiken Xiaoyou who is trying to be cute and pass the test, and he is not ashamed when he finds out The color is just obediently being rubbed by Pu Yuzhen.

Of course, the big cats are not as able to toss around as the little milk cats, and they all occupied their own territory early to rest leisurely and lazily.

Even combing each other's fluffy tails.

Fingertips shuttled between the plush, and the slender fingers gently unraveled the tangled plush. Yue Yue was working hard to give Bu Fan and Muziyang who had successfully fried their hair twice because of the excessive amount of hair. Lao held Lingchao, who was running around the room and causing trouble, under his paws, and was going to grab him later.

It seems that the only disadvantage of this black technology is that long-haired cats tend to blow their hair, Pu Yuzhen wagged his tail thoughtfully.

"Why stand there, find a place to sit." Zhou Rui made the best use of his big tail, swept away the debris on the carpet with a careless tail, and sat down quietly, regardless of the tail Static electricity stained with confetti on the bed and sitting leisurely—well, he is still a straight man of steel, who never pays attention to the quality of life, and Zhu Zhengting, who is leaning on the sofa beside him and giving cherries to his mouth, is a particularly noble lady.

"I said," and Pu Yuzhen looked at the elegance and calmness of the elderly leisure area, feeling his voice was astringent, "Isn't this year the Year of the Pig?"

Should I pretend to be cute? Shouldn't I also pretend to be...

"Isn't there a cat, cat and pig?" Zhu Zhengting poked Fan Chengcheng's face and smiled, revealing a row of neat and white teeth, "Look at how similar this Bajie is."

The face that has grown a little flesh does not hurt. Although it is disturbed but is too lazy to resist the authority, Mao Maozhu leans on his brother lazily with his upper body, his two long legs overlapped on the sofa and holds him with one hand. A large bucket of caramel popcorn with Maotou’s trademark, and a remote control in the other hand to change channels on the TV.

Although "The Richest Man in Pumpkin City" on TV is broadcasting a passionate story about burning calories and losing weight, it can't infect an orange cat who doesn't want to lose weight at all.

When the cat got lazy, it didn't even bother to move its ears and tail.

"All the writers laughed at my greed. Who dares to say that he has been drunk recklessly." The cat hummed vaguely, as if it was out of this world.

"Don't make excuses for yourself, you're just fat." Ding Zeren said, this merciless smirk and dismantling caused this cat to be humiliated with popcorn, and had to ask Li Quanzhe and Huang Xinchun, who were huddled on the sofa and chatted quietly Help him smooth his hair.

And the prince over there is probably Scottish Fold ears, ears and tails are as black as small coal balls, eyes are black and shiny like buttons, lying on the beanbag sofa and looking at the camera, he only smiles when he sees him coming. Greetings, leisurely and comfortable, even breathing slowed down.

Pu Yuzhen then sat down in an open space between the leisure and health care group and the milk cat can be troublesome group, patted the floor in front of him, and waited for a cat who was watching secretly to throw himself into the net.

"Brother, aren't you too childish?" He said so, but Chen Linong came over cooperatively and lay down in front of him, holding his chin as if obediently waiting to be masturbated.Pu Yuzhen reached out and touched the ear on his head lightly, and the ear trembled as if ticklish.

Big Cat Pu was in a happy mood, and his tail flicked easily.

Dong Yanlei, whose face was patted by the fluffy tail over there, was in a daze, almost biting his hair bald while half asleep and half awake.

After finally saving his own tail from balding, Qian Zhenghao, who was also dizzy from sleepiness, slid into his arms again, rubbing his dangling ears against his chin, and pressing his palms like a cat's pad. On his thigh, it was so itchy that a low-pitched laugh came out of his throat.

"If you don't say you love me, I'll just meow meow~" Qin Zimo on the other side is deliberately disgusting and cute, humming a song while holding a new copy, getting into his arms from the other side, and lifting his arm with one hand Create an illusory sense of enjoying the blessings of everyone.

Of course Pu Yuzhen didn't dare to move.

After all, if it affects the performance of this future e-sports master, he will lose another New Year's money whether he wants to or not.

The song seemed so contagious that even the drowsy Xiaoqian hummed it intermittently.

Lowering his voice and making a sticky whisper, Pu Yuzhen felt cute, so he hugged the two of them tighter.

Miss Sister Lianmai, my milk cat sound.

Pat, clack, Pu Yuzhen's big tail beat rhythmically on the floor.

"I want to become your cat and fall asleep in your arms," ​​Pu Yuzhen's chin and neck were itchy as his ears wobbled, but he couldn't give up the happiness of stroking the cat, "I am greedy every day Your taste."

It's cool to suck cats for a while, and it's always cool to suck cats all the time.

He not only wants to suck these two, he wants them all.

So the cats passing by couldn't escape stroking, and when the cats were stroking their fur, Pu Yuzhen left two cat hairs of any color in his hands for a while.

This playboy is a big radish.

However, it is also really happy.

After such a toss and play, they probably won't be able to talk in the language of Twolegs after the recording is over.

Even greetings may have to use only one sentence——

Happy New Nyan!

The author has something to say:

Hehe, I didn't expect that there would be New Year's greetings for the "finished" article!

Because when I came online, I accidentally found a little cutie who spent more than ten hours completing both of my articles... I feel that although I have busy work as an excuse, I am still too slack, so how can I satisfy everyone.

So I specially updated the New Year greetings!

What ideas do you have? The paro that you want to see, I said, I will write it slowly, tell me, I will write it too!It’s just that there are often problems with the reply system. In fact, I can see everyone’s messages but I can’t always reply

Let’s stop talking nonsense. I wish you all a happy new year. In the new year, you will make progress in your studies and work, and your family will be happy, healthy, and happy!