fake wish shop

Gu Qiu came up with this idea after the last guest left. For Gu Qiu, he has always had a puzzle - why are the guests in the world so disobedient?

This question and "Why are all the bear children in the world so disobedient" may be two unsolved mysteries in the world.One of the strangest questions in Gu Qiu's mind was that even though the anime on TV looked like that, all the guests he met were not like that.

The guests on TV can be roughly divided into three types--the ordinary type, the warm little angel type and the deadly drama type.

Ordinary guests probably won't have the chance to be on TV, and the few who are there are probably only ones.Little angels and dramatists are more suitable for being on TV, but since Gu Qiu opened his shop, most of the ones he meets are... sand sculptures.

He did the math... There are only a handful of little angels, and he couldn't think of any examples for a while, the only one he could think of was the little apple girl.

There are quite a lot of comedians, like the man who stole his candle a long time ago, the leader who bought eyes from him... I am afraid that these people will end up dead on TV.

Of course, the one in the back is already dead, and the one in the front is a little kinder because Gu Qiu is still a law-abiding citizen after all, so he didn’t do anything to him because of his daughter’s illness. Otherwise, according to the general situation , this man is probably already cold.

If such a situation can always come across, then Gu Qiu actually thinks it’s okay—yes, his request to be tortured by fate is already so simple.After all, these stories can be written by Shao Dashen in the novel without any violation of harmony.

However, there are just a few sand sculptures... Gu Qiu can only look up and sigh when he thinks about it.After they met him, they would only ask some very silly questions and make some silly wishes.

——Shopkeeper, may I know your name, please?

Yes, this is the sand sculpture question that Gu Qiu remembers the most. After all, he was talking about it there for almost an hour.

Gu Qiu still doesn't understand the brain circuit of that girl, why she asked such a question after seeing the legendary shopkeeper who can grant all wishes.

Maybe for fun or something?Gu Qiu was a little confused.Now that the Internet is too developed, the brain circuits of young people are so strange that it is overwhelming.And Gu Qiu had to admit a problem, his popularity is not high, many people actually don't believe him, so many of the wishes made to him are spoof.

There are also those grumpy big brothers who deliberately asked some weird questions just to save his face, such as sticking their waist in front of him and asking Gu Qiu to turn him into a dung beetle on the spot...

Gu Qiu used to have a very good temper and was a bit stupid, so he let those people continue to sculpt in his castle like this... But the last time I met the big brother who took an elf egg from his castle was because of him. inspired him a little.

——The reason why so many people's wishes are very strange now is because they have also read a lot of comics related to this kind of subject, so many people subconsciously think that this is a prank.

Even believers, for some purpose that wants to be completely different from the world, have to come up with some weird wishes. These people can generally be called truth seekers, and some of them are too annoying. It's called a lever.

At a time like this, Gu Qiulai might be needed to give them a blow.Once led into the castle, just like the last big brother, walk around the castle before talking.

Let's not say anything, just throw gems in each other's faces!

See no brother!This gem, you believe brother, brother is absolutely reliable!

And those sand sculptures... just give hints first when you come in, don't think that you are quick thinking and talented, so you insist on taking some extraordinary path.Look at these things in front of you!Big gems, big red medicines, all kinds of strange things... as long as you are willing to pay the price, these things are all yours, so let's stop talking about those messy things and have to talk about sand sculptures, follow the routine .

Gu Qiu stood in the center of the castle, full of pride.

Then he pushed away the room next to him, and suddenly withered... He pushed away an empty room, which was empty and contained nothing.

There are hundreds of such rooms in the castle.

There are only rooms with less than single digits that can be filled. His idea is good, but... if the strength is not enough, I'm afraid I really can't stand such a toss.

Gu Qiu took out the props and gems he brought out from the game, and planned to pack another room two days before arriving home.There are still a lot of various things in the game in the package, but after taking them out, I know that they are not too many.

He took out a few things that looked like enlarged versions of cockroach legs, and then took out a bottle of weird eyeballs... A few pieces looked like dead tree bark, but it smelled fishy, ​​and it was still there. There were a few bottles of black-red blood that looked a little weird.

The titles of these things in the game are [Front Legs of Bloodthirsty Insects (Grey)], [Devil's Eyeballs (Grey)], [Devil's Skin (Grey)], [Blood of Violent Gophers (Grey)].

It can be seen from the ashes in the back that these things are actually useless garbage... They can't be used as materials, and they can't be sold for a high price. They just fell out when fighting monsters. He wouldn't even pick up this thing, but Gu Qiu found that these things had an incomparable benefit, so he brought them out of the game.

- make up the number.

This empty room originally contained some slightly dilapidated cabinets and empty shelves. Although these cabinets are old, they are also very expensive styles, after all, they were brought by the castle itself.

Gu Qiu called in a few gardeners who had just been waiting outside, and asked them to sweep up the cobwebs and dust in the house and wipe them around.After the dust is swept away, the bright colors that were originally covered up are revealed.Under the light of candles, it began to emit a classical and restrained light.

Of course, there are also broken cabinets. Those things used to be moved away by the gardeners.

There was a heavy curtain in this room that had been hung for an unknown amount of time. Gu Qiu directed the gardeners to remove the curtain and wash it.After the heavy curtains were removed, the whole room was bright, and dust could be seen in the sunlight, floating like elves.

"My lord, what do you... want me to come here for?" Standing next to him is the cautious Master Shao, with a very old-fashioned camera hanging around his neck. Don't ask Gu Qiu where it came from. He wouldn't say that he bought it second-hand from Taobao.

But when he handed this thing to Shao Dashen, the excited expression on his face was as if it was some kind of antique.

Gu Qiu himself bought the other party this old-fashioned point-and-shoot camera very stealthily, but did not buy any new camera, just to let the other party use his own imagination and misunderstand a little... Hearing what Shao Dashen asked him, he didn't notice it easily. cast him a glance.

Cough cough...Of course I want you to have more writing materials, otherwise what purpose would there be?By the way, you have never done anything else in the castle other than novels.

Gu Qiu stood quietly in the dusty room, and then put the strange things next to him into the cleaned cabinet one by one.

Shao Dashen next to him knew the routine very well, took out his camera and clicked to take pictures. Gu Qiu was very satisfied. Otherwise, the other party was the key person in the castle, and he could make a living without doing anything. It was because of the other party. Know the tricks better.

He put all the things in the car around on the cabinet, then turned his head to look at Shao Dashen, blinking his eyes, meaning are you done?

Shao Dashen looked at him and blinked his eyes.

...it doesn't seem to be obvious.

Gu Qiu tried to secretly see what Shao Dashen took, but he didn't seem to know how to use this kind of camera, and he couldn't just snatch it from the opponent's hand, so he turned his head and walked out with a displeased face. .

I have a lot of things to do today, so I can't stay here all the time.

After Gu Qiu went out, he grabbed the little loli, and then found two female gardeners who seemed to have been tailors before and asked them to measure the little loli and prepare to make some clothes. The two gardeners also formally Upgraded to become a tailor.

"Why do you make so many clothes for me?" Little Lolita asked.

"Because you will be going to work from tomorrow." Gu Qiu said, "I want to hire you as my head maid with a high salary."

"Oh." Little Lolita nodded. Gu Qiu didn't intend to explain to her whether the head maid could eat or not, and asked the two seamstresses to make the most beautiful tutu skirts out of the best cloth. .

Gu Qiu didn't know what to say about the very beautiful skirts worn by girls in TV dramas, so he just explained, "Just make it extra gorgeous."

It's like the one that Mrs. Ghost often wears... but Mrs. Ghost's clothes can't be worn by little loli.

The inside of the castle was upgraded again. When Gu Qiu happily arrived at the gate of the castle, he walked around from the outside to the inside, ready to see what was different from before, but found that there was not much change. A little discouraged.

But seeing the little loli running over from afar, his mood became a little better.

Two-dimensional becomes three-dimensional, although it has a lot of real feeling and inexplicable pleasure, but it also brings a lot of trouble.

After all, the three-dimensional dimension...is a troublesome dimension in the first place.

Two-dimensional If you want to move something, just double-click it.The three-dimensional has to be lifted, cleaned, and placed...ah, it's so troublesome.

Gu Qiu hugged the little loli and continued to walk forward, along the long corridors of the castle.

The closed gates on both sides stood silently, like tombs waiting to be opened.