Seventy Little Heads
Chapter 33: Mosquito Repellent
Dafu saw his younger brother Weiwei drowsy on his father's lap, his father pointed to his forehead and said that you would come if you were not told earlier.Da Fu turned his head to look around, passed through the gap where the adults sat casually, and rushed to Li Si's side.
"Hey, bitch."
While whispering, Goudan was also taken aback when he was patted on the shoulder. "Why?" Goudan moved his shoulders, disgusted.
"Hey! What are you talking about. Well, who farted?"
"It must be you." Goudan and Wang Xuan said in unison, they just found out that they were disliked by others, and Da Fu came over and said that it was just for fun.
The dog protein glanced at him, and saw that there were old men around him, either deaf or unable to see clearly, and there was an old dusty smell on them.They don't care where they sit next to Li Si and his son, but young people don't like to sit next to them either.
Some people have only a set of old clothes for a long time, and the smell of sweat and urine on their bodies is very strong, so the elderly are often dismissed.Goudan whispered a few words in Dafu's ear, saw him stunned and asked, "Do you want to do it?"
"Really? Doesn't this smell like fart?"
Goudan stared, and Da Fu was immediately scared.He picked up a few hard lumps the size of black eggs from Wang Xuan, and Dafu sniffed them under his nose, and then sneezed loudly.Goudan curled his lips, "Hey, are you stupid? You know it stinks and you still smell it."
"Hey, I just want to know how stinky it is." Dafu himself is very skinny, and when he wasn't messing around with the idiots, there was a small group, and he was the leader of that small group.
He liked this kind of prank the most. He ran around with those things, called a few partners, and each shared a dollar or two.Disgusting people have gone to every corner.Whenever they see five or six adults fanning each other with their palms under the tip of their noses, they are very happy.
Not long after, the entire ancestral hall was filled with a very weird smell, like pickles, like fart.At the beginning, everyone still wondered who ate too many sweet potatoes and farted so badly.I couldn't help but look at the few people who often fart constantly, thinking, "Damn, there are so many people around, but you still fart endlessly, don't you?"
Or suspect that the other party didn't take a shower or something, why is it so smelly.After a long time, I couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help complaining. You said that you fart (you don't know how to change clothes) and don't go out when you are an adult. Isn't this trying to kill everyone?
Because of the bad air, everyone didn't notice that the mosquitoes buzzing around their ears seemed to have disappeared.One person couldn't stand it and yelled at his mother first, and then everyone said that the early distribution of food was put aside for the time being, this is a serious matter, but some people started to move around.
Either speak loudly, or laugh and curse.No one takes farting seriously. Although it can be embarrassing sometimes, the main reason is that the weather is hot and the space is limited. The disgust and disgust of people with bad air will be magnified.Originally, who wants to smell someone's fart all the time and soak there?
The little ghosts are very happy to see the adults go crazy, right!If you don't have nothing to do with beating your children, then let it stink to death.Dafu and the others were not a bit embarrassed to see their father so smoked, and finally felt that they had won a round.The tall and burly father also conceded once, and the children were proud of their prank.
But this can't be said, otherwise you will get a hoof and your ass will suffer.
Finally someone couldn't take it anymore.
"Damn it, go out and sit out, why keep it secret? You have to sit in the ancestral hall. If it's too hot, who keeps farting, my nose will be stuffed."
"That's right, go out and sit, it's very empty outside. I'm afraid no one will know, why don't you tell your mother-in-law when you get home."
People went out, and then they all went out one after another, Goudan stuck his waist in and laughed uncontrollably.Some grown-ups knocked him on the head and asked him if he was farting, what did he do with such a happy smile.
The outside is empty, and it was originally cleared and leveled to be used as a sun-drying field.The weather is hot, and after dinner, many people come out to sit and go home to sleep.There were a few women chatting here again, and seeing a group of men coming out of the ancestral hall, they did not leave.
Some people are still joking, and the man will not avoid it here, anyway, it will be said sooner or later.Goudan and the others have nothing to play with. The adults here are sitting sparsely, the air suddenly disperses, and any smell is quickly blown away by the mountain wind.
Immediately, the people outside became much more refreshed, and everyone spoke loudly. There is no way, why don't they stay far away?At this time, the women nearby knew what was going on and joined the conversation.There is no saying in the village that men and women are great defenses. Anyway, when you go to work in the fields every day, who doesn't see who?
Goudan and the others felt bored and went to the side to play. Everyone was interested in the stinky thing Wang Xuan took out.
"It's nothing else, it's mosquito repellent. Don't look ugly, and the smell is not good. My house doesn't have a single mosquito when I sleep at night. Wang Xuan picked it specially."
"real or fake?"
"Why lie to you? Bring it."
Goudan wants to take back the black block that he gave just now.For these few pieces, he and Wang Xuan did not know how much medicine dregs they were grinding to make it out. Although the taste is not good, it is practical!Not even in the city.
"Brother Goudan, just give it to them, okay?" Wang Xuan grabbed Goudan's hand to stop him. "There are a lot of mosquitoes in everyone's house now, and it's time to sleep uneasy at night."
A few heard that they also looked at Goudan, waiting for him to speak.Seeing him nodding, everyone dared to put it in their pockets, "Wang Xuan, is this really what you deserve? Is it really herbal medicine to watch you pick weeds all day long?"
"It's amazing, I just ran away those adults just now, and the mosquitoes will definitely be stinked to death, hahaha."
"Get out! You stink too much." Goudan kicked that one directly, and dragged Wang Xuan away angrily.
"Aren't you angry?"
"Don't be angry. Didn't Brother Goudan vent your anger on me?" The medicine really stinks, "I think there will always be a way to improve it."
Most of those who went back that night forgot to take the mosquito repellent out of their pockets, and slept staggeringly in their clothes, but their parents who were on the kang with them suffered, and there was a stinky pickle smell all night.I don't know where the smell came from. It wasn't the mosquitoes that made me unable to sleep well, but the inexplicable stench that made me unable to sleep.
The children slept soundly, no mosquito bites, no itchy skin, but the smell of the air did not affect their sleep at all.On the second day, there was no new bag on my body, and the adults didn't pay much attention at first.
After a few days, some families lost the smell and the mosquitoes came out again, while some families took out the hard lumps and put them on the corner of the kang because the children were still reliable, so the sour smell persisted.At this time, the adults realized that something was wrong.
Mosquito nets are not available to everyone, almost all "sleep naked". In the summer, there are a lot of short grass growing in front of and behind the houses in the village.The drainage channels are also irregular, and the sewage from the house is often flowing in all directions.Wherever it is convenient and where the location is low, the sewage will flow there.
This leads to a lot of mosquitoes in summer, so that the sewage flows across to provide a breeding ground for mosquitoes, plus human and livestock manure.Adults are okay, but for smaller dolls, when there is a need, they will just squat down and get a small lump of poop, and those who are particular about it will know how to shovel it.Some of them are unhygienic, they dig sand and cover them under their feet or call the old dog to eat them.
The sanitation conditions in the village are poor, and the mosquitoes are more rampant and more poisonous. In summer, the village suffers from a lot of bites, and the whole piece of red envelopes.If you accidentally scratch it, you will get an infection, or if it gets serious, you will get malaria. This thing is serious and you have to go to a big hospital.
I noticed that the absence of mosquitoes seems to be related to the special smell, and then I found it when cleaning, and I asked the kid at home to ask.
The person who was asked naturally said, "Goudan gave it, and Wang Xuan matched it." Adults were suspicious when they heard this, but children understand this?
"Who knows, it's what Goudan said anyway. Isn't Wang Xuan's father from the city? His father understands." The child was uncomfortable being dragged by an adult, and he was not convinced.Open your mouth and say it.
"Really or not? Although this medicine smells bad, it is really good at repelling mosquitoes." As he spoke, he picked it up and sniffed it. It didn't seem so smelly, and it also took away a spicy smell.
The careful parents of other families were in the same situation, and then they all thought in their hearts, why don't they go to Li Si's house to ask, and ask for another two yuan to keep them, because there are many mosquitoes in other places in the house.
This is not a big deal in the first place, but if you say that a child will be mischievous, no one will doubt it, but getting a mosquito repellent is a bit fake.After other people heard about it, they all thought that Wang Xuan's father who never came back told him.
As soon as he thought about it, he felt right, that kid from the Wang family looks good-looking, just like his father.When his father was an educated youth, he was unwilling to work hard, afraid of suffering, tiredness, and exposure to the sun.However, he is a cultural person after all, so he might not be able to learn a skill at home, and he might inadvertently teach his young son.
People from the Educated Youth Station and Wang Xuan's father are still there, and they scoffed when they heard this.Everyone gets along day and night, and basically knows who is how. If he really knew this, the surname Wang would not have been bitten and contracted malaria.If it wasn't just right during the sick leave, Wang Xuan's mother would come over from time to time to take care of him, and the two of them didn't leave like that later.
But now that people are not in sight, this mosquito repellent is really easy to use, although the taste is not very good, no one really wants to dig into it.I couldn't stand the smell at first, but I couldn't sleep because of the mosquitoes, and I got used to it over time. After all, it wasn't real people farting.No matter how stinky the smell of medicine is, I won't be disturbed by it, and I can actually fall asleep in this smell.
The village harvested part of the crops in advance and divided them up as quickly as possible. The families rushed to harvest grain and dry it to fill their stomachs first.The nearby villages that were ventilated were quiet and no one dared to say anything, and the food was distributed first in a muffled voice.This is the case at this time. As a farmer, he has no right to dispose of the crops he has worked so hard to plant.
"Hey, bitch."
While whispering, Goudan was also taken aback when he was patted on the shoulder. "Why?" Goudan moved his shoulders, disgusted.
"Hey! What are you talking about. Well, who farted?"
"It must be you." Goudan and Wang Xuan said in unison, they just found out that they were disliked by others, and Da Fu came over and said that it was just for fun.
The dog protein glanced at him, and saw that there were old men around him, either deaf or unable to see clearly, and there was an old dusty smell on them.They don't care where they sit next to Li Si and his son, but young people don't like to sit next to them either.
Some people have only a set of old clothes for a long time, and the smell of sweat and urine on their bodies is very strong, so the elderly are often dismissed.Goudan whispered a few words in Dafu's ear, saw him stunned and asked, "Do you want to do it?"
"Really? Doesn't this smell like fart?"
Goudan stared, and Da Fu was immediately scared.He picked up a few hard lumps the size of black eggs from Wang Xuan, and Dafu sniffed them under his nose, and then sneezed loudly.Goudan curled his lips, "Hey, are you stupid? You know it stinks and you still smell it."
"Hey, I just want to know how stinky it is." Dafu himself is very skinny, and when he wasn't messing around with the idiots, there was a small group, and he was the leader of that small group.
He liked this kind of prank the most. He ran around with those things, called a few partners, and each shared a dollar or two.Disgusting people have gone to every corner.Whenever they see five or six adults fanning each other with their palms under the tip of their noses, they are very happy.
Not long after, the entire ancestral hall was filled with a very weird smell, like pickles, like fart.At the beginning, everyone still wondered who ate too many sweet potatoes and farted so badly.I couldn't help but look at the few people who often fart constantly, thinking, "Damn, there are so many people around, but you still fart endlessly, don't you?"
Or suspect that the other party didn't take a shower or something, why is it so smelly.After a long time, I couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help complaining. You said that you fart (you don't know how to change clothes) and don't go out when you are an adult. Isn't this trying to kill everyone?
Because of the bad air, everyone didn't notice that the mosquitoes buzzing around their ears seemed to have disappeared.One person couldn't stand it and yelled at his mother first, and then everyone said that the early distribution of food was put aside for the time being, this is a serious matter, but some people started to move around.
Either speak loudly, or laugh and curse.No one takes farting seriously. Although it can be embarrassing sometimes, the main reason is that the weather is hot and the space is limited. The disgust and disgust of people with bad air will be magnified.Originally, who wants to smell someone's fart all the time and soak there?
The little ghosts are very happy to see the adults go crazy, right!If you don't have nothing to do with beating your children, then let it stink to death.Dafu and the others were not a bit embarrassed to see their father so smoked, and finally felt that they had won a round.The tall and burly father also conceded once, and the children were proud of their prank.
But this can't be said, otherwise you will get a hoof and your ass will suffer.
Finally someone couldn't take it anymore.
"Damn it, go out and sit out, why keep it secret? You have to sit in the ancestral hall. If it's too hot, who keeps farting, my nose will be stuffed."
"That's right, go out and sit, it's very empty outside. I'm afraid no one will know, why don't you tell your mother-in-law when you get home."
People went out, and then they all went out one after another, Goudan stuck his waist in and laughed uncontrollably.Some grown-ups knocked him on the head and asked him if he was farting, what did he do with such a happy smile.
The outside is empty, and it was originally cleared and leveled to be used as a sun-drying field.The weather is hot, and after dinner, many people come out to sit and go home to sleep.There were a few women chatting here again, and seeing a group of men coming out of the ancestral hall, they did not leave.
Some people are still joking, and the man will not avoid it here, anyway, it will be said sooner or later.Goudan and the others have nothing to play with. The adults here are sitting sparsely, the air suddenly disperses, and any smell is quickly blown away by the mountain wind.
Immediately, the people outside became much more refreshed, and everyone spoke loudly. There is no way, why don't they stay far away?At this time, the women nearby knew what was going on and joined the conversation.There is no saying in the village that men and women are great defenses. Anyway, when you go to work in the fields every day, who doesn't see who?
Goudan and the others felt bored and went to the side to play. Everyone was interested in the stinky thing Wang Xuan took out.
"It's nothing else, it's mosquito repellent. Don't look ugly, and the smell is not good. My house doesn't have a single mosquito when I sleep at night. Wang Xuan picked it specially."
"real or fake?"
"Why lie to you? Bring it."
Goudan wants to take back the black block that he gave just now.For these few pieces, he and Wang Xuan did not know how much medicine dregs they were grinding to make it out. Although the taste is not good, it is practical!Not even in the city.
"Brother Goudan, just give it to them, okay?" Wang Xuan grabbed Goudan's hand to stop him. "There are a lot of mosquitoes in everyone's house now, and it's time to sleep uneasy at night."
A few heard that they also looked at Goudan, waiting for him to speak.Seeing him nodding, everyone dared to put it in their pockets, "Wang Xuan, is this really what you deserve? Is it really herbal medicine to watch you pick weeds all day long?"
"It's amazing, I just ran away those adults just now, and the mosquitoes will definitely be stinked to death, hahaha."
"Get out! You stink too much." Goudan kicked that one directly, and dragged Wang Xuan away angrily.
"Aren't you angry?"
"Don't be angry. Didn't Brother Goudan vent your anger on me?" The medicine really stinks, "I think there will always be a way to improve it."
Most of those who went back that night forgot to take the mosquito repellent out of their pockets, and slept staggeringly in their clothes, but their parents who were on the kang with them suffered, and there was a stinky pickle smell all night.I don't know where the smell came from. It wasn't the mosquitoes that made me unable to sleep well, but the inexplicable stench that made me unable to sleep.
The children slept soundly, no mosquito bites, no itchy skin, but the smell of the air did not affect their sleep at all.On the second day, there was no new bag on my body, and the adults didn't pay much attention at first.
After a few days, some families lost the smell and the mosquitoes came out again, while some families took out the hard lumps and put them on the corner of the kang because the children were still reliable, so the sour smell persisted.At this time, the adults realized that something was wrong.
Mosquito nets are not available to everyone, almost all "sleep naked". In the summer, there are a lot of short grass growing in front of and behind the houses in the village.The drainage channels are also irregular, and the sewage from the house is often flowing in all directions.Wherever it is convenient and where the location is low, the sewage will flow there.
This leads to a lot of mosquitoes in summer, so that the sewage flows across to provide a breeding ground for mosquitoes, plus human and livestock manure.Adults are okay, but for smaller dolls, when there is a need, they will just squat down and get a small lump of poop, and those who are particular about it will know how to shovel it.Some of them are unhygienic, they dig sand and cover them under their feet or call the old dog to eat them.
The sanitation conditions in the village are poor, and the mosquitoes are more rampant and more poisonous. In summer, the village suffers from a lot of bites, and the whole piece of red envelopes.If you accidentally scratch it, you will get an infection, or if it gets serious, you will get malaria. This thing is serious and you have to go to a big hospital.
I noticed that the absence of mosquitoes seems to be related to the special smell, and then I found it when cleaning, and I asked the kid at home to ask.
The person who was asked naturally said, "Goudan gave it, and Wang Xuan matched it." Adults were suspicious when they heard this, but children understand this?
"Who knows, it's what Goudan said anyway. Isn't Wang Xuan's father from the city? His father understands." The child was uncomfortable being dragged by an adult, and he was not convinced.Open your mouth and say it.
"Really or not? Although this medicine smells bad, it is really good at repelling mosquitoes." As he spoke, he picked it up and sniffed it. It didn't seem so smelly, and it also took away a spicy smell.
The careful parents of other families were in the same situation, and then they all thought in their hearts, why don't they go to Li Si's house to ask, and ask for another two yuan to keep them, because there are many mosquitoes in other places in the house.
This is not a big deal in the first place, but if you say that a child will be mischievous, no one will doubt it, but getting a mosquito repellent is a bit fake.After other people heard about it, they all thought that Wang Xuan's father who never came back told him.
As soon as he thought about it, he felt right, that kid from the Wang family looks good-looking, just like his father.When his father was an educated youth, he was unwilling to work hard, afraid of suffering, tiredness, and exposure to the sun.However, he is a cultural person after all, so he might not be able to learn a skill at home, and he might inadvertently teach his young son.
People from the Educated Youth Station and Wang Xuan's father are still there, and they scoffed when they heard this.Everyone gets along day and night, and basically knows who is how. If he really knew this, the surname Wang would not have been bitten and contracted malaria.If it wasn't just right during the sick leave, Wang Xuan's mother would come over from time to time to take care of him, and the two of them didn't leave like that later.
But now that people are not in sight, this mosquito repellent is really easy to use, although the taste is not very good, no one really wants to dig into it.I couldn't stand the smell at first, but I couldn't sleep because of the mosquitoes, and I got used to it over time. After all, it wasn't real people farting.No matter how stinky the smell of medicine is, I won't be disturbed by it, and I can actually fall asleep in this smell.
The village harvested part of the crops in advance and divided them up as quickly as possible. The families rushed to harvest grain and dry it to fill their stomachs first.The nearby villages that were ventilated were quiet and no one dared to say anything, and the food was distributed first in a muffled voice.This is the case at this time. As a farmer, he has no right to dispose of the crops he has worked so hard to plant.
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