The bear child of the Red Chamber, Jia Cong

Jia Cong led a group of brothers and sisters to play around wantonly in the south. Jia Huan in the middle of the capital received a message from the flying horse, suddenly realized, and said: "So it was him!" Then he was very happy.When Jia Cong was around in the early years, he pretended to be crazy in front of Feng Ziying and spread some false letters to Jinshang all the year round; now the capital is mostly in the hands of Situ Pan, and there is Lin Hai again.

Then he took the letter to see Gong Sanyi again.Gong San also thought for a moment after reading it, and said: "Not only the prince, but the princes, especially the mothers of the little princes, can reveal a little bit at their discretion."

Jia Huan lowered his head and thought for a while, then let out a serious breath: "Mr. Gong, you are a bad old lady! I will leave this matter to you!"

Gong San also waved his hand and said, "You can do this yourself. The 'Sanjia' only leaves you in Beijing, so you have to have some skills."

Jia Huan wailed.

So I complained loudly in a small gathering with a few literary friends that I suddenly felt tired of eating recently, and all kinds of dim sum were mediocre, and there was nothing delicious.I wandered the streets and alleys every day, looking for good snacks, and told people, "Where did I look yesterday, where are I going today, and where are I going tomorrow."Finally, there is a newly opened dim sum shop in Songzhi Hutong. All kinds of dim sum look ordinary and taste delicious.He went there every day to buy a small box of snacks, sat in the shop to eat hot ones, and left after eating; the next day he came back to eat another kind.He smiled and said to the boss: "If you eat dim sum as a meal, you will get tired of even delicious food. It's better to eat slowly like me. There are different dim sums to eat every day, leaving an aftertaste Come back again." The boss praised him for "knowing how to eat".

Three days later, I met someone who also came to eat dim sum. Like him, he only bought a small box to eat in the store.Jia Huan looked at the man quietly, and saw that he was wearing an ordinary Confucian uniform, but a pair of exquisite leather boots under his feet, so he knew that someone had taken the bait; but he didn't know which family it was.Two days later, Jia Huan finished his snacks and wiped his mouth and went out, Chana Scholar also finished eating, the two of them strolled all the way, chatted a little bit by the way, they were considered acquaintances.The scholar's surname is Mei, and his family is also a scholar, and he also likes to eat some snacks.In another day, he began to comment on the government and miss the saint.

Jia Huan had been waiting for this, but when he heard this, he frowned and sighed softly, then he was a little dazed all the way and didn't speak much.Mr. Mei couldn't help holding his hand and said: "Mr. Jia, why are you so upset?" Jia Huan forced a smile and said nothing.

Another day later, Jia Huante ate two servings of dim sum, and said to Mr. Mei after eating: "It is also fate to eat dim sum with Xiongtai for a few days. Recently, I have spent too much time on eating, and I have made my husband blame me." .Tomorrow I won’t personally come to buy dim sum, it’s the same if I send someone to buy it.”

Mr. Mei deeply cited it as a pity.When the two of them were strolling in the alley that day, Mr. Mei finally asked: "Mr. Jia, I think you are a good person. In your opinion, what will happen after the court?"

Jia Huan smirked: "How dare a mere boy talk about government affairs?"

Mr. Mei laughed and said, "It's just a casual talk in private."

Jia Huan waved his hands and said, "Speak less and eat more snacks."

The two played sloppy eyes all the way, and seeing that they were about to part ways at the entrance of the alley, Mr. Mei finally pulled him and said in a low voice: "As Mr. Jia said, we are destined to eat dim sum together for a few days. I have a good thing now. I want to leave it to you."

Jia Huan glanced at him: "Giving courteousness without reason is either adultery or robbery."

Mr. Mei shook his head: "No. I know a noble person, and I am recruiting talents..."

Jia Huan hastily interrupted him: "I know many nobles, I have even been to the mansion of King Xian."

Mr. Mei choked.

Jia Huan saw that he was not good at recruiting talents for his master, and he didn't know how he was selected, so he simply asked him: "Hey, let me tell you, you must not be the aide of some prince."

Mr. Mei smiled all of a sudden: "To be honest, I work beside the First Prince."

Jia Huan originally wanted to seduce someone close to the little prince, but he didn't want to seduce the eldest prince.Nai twitched the corner of his mouth and waved his hands: "Don't recommend me, I won't go."

Mr. Mei hurriedly said: "You don't know, the eldest prince is really a virtuous master, and it will be very good to stay here."

Jia Huan said: "So what about being virtuous? Li Guopei is cheated and he doesn't know it."

Young Master Mei smiled wryly and said: "I already know. Brother Jia Xian, the eldest prince knows that he is taking a step back for now, so he is very sincere in seeking talents."

Jia Huan thought for a while, and said: "Mr. Mei, I dare not mess with any prince if I have the guts to do so. Since the past few days have been destined for dim sum, I just want to tell you: the second prince is definitely not behind Li Guopei." , the second prince, just like the first prince, was tricked by him."

Mr. Mei was shocked: "It's not him? Why not him?"

Jia Huan sneered and said, "Look, you all think it's him, right? But anyone who didn't see through Li Guopei's fake holding the eldest prince in the imperial mausoleum thought he was probably the first prince; those who saw through thought it was the second prince. Otherwise Why can't the second prince be regent? The two brothers have been killed with two birds with one stone. The third prince must not be either."

Mr. Mei hurriedly asked why.

Jia Huan said: "In this matter, the third prince and the first prince are in the same position, and he is only the third, and there are two elder brothers in front. If he makes a move, it will be enough to deal with the second prince. He can try to join forces with the first prince. Regency. But Li Guopei dragged the eldest prince into the water again, making the eldest prince unable to get involved in court affairs."

Mr. Mei said: "Didn't he happen to succeed?"

Jia Huan glanced at him: "Has he succeeded?"

Mr. Mei was taken aback.

"My lords are not just a show. The eldest prince occupies the eldest son, and the second prince occupies the favor of the sage. He can only have a chance if he joins hands with the first two. Now that the first two can't get it, how can the adults and princes let it go?" He has to go? Why?" Jia Huan rubbed his stomach, "That's all I have to say, Mr. Mei and Lingzhu want to go slowly." Then he walked away slowly with his hands in his sleeves.

Mr. Mei stood at the entrance of the alley and thought for a long time against the wind, and then said "Oh".

I thought it was a waste of time this time, and I had to find another way to hook up with the little prince's mother's house, but the next day, when Jia Huan sent someone to buy dim sum, the dim sum shop confiscated the money and only let the little prince The servant brought back a letter to Jia Huan.

It turned out that the idea shop was actually opened by the sixth prince's mother's family!People thought that he had guessed that Mr. Mei was here to win him over, so in order to avoid suspicion, they went to eat snacks.It's just that the letter also clearly stated that the family also intended to solicit.Although the sixth prince is young, as the saying goes, three years older than seven years old, you can already see his quality as a virtuous monarch.Afterwards, he narrates all kinds of small things about the six princes in a very exquisite pen, all of them are wise and unparalleled.

Jia Huan looked at it and laughed: "Another village is brighter than the willows and flowers!" He praised again, "This letter writer is ten times more capable than that surnamed Mei! Tsk tsk, who picked the surnamed Mei for the boss."

When the boy went to buy some dim sum the next day, he said to the boss, "My third master said something strange and let me tell you."

The boss hurriedly cupped his hands and asked what to say.

The boy said: "He said that he has no intention of getting involved in things that can't be provoked. For the sake of your family's delicious snacks, I will send a word to the boss. If you are Huo Guang, you want to be Zuo Han Emperor Zhao, or you want Zuo Han Emperor Wu?"

The boss was startled, pulled his ears again, and grabbed the boy: "Little brother, can you say it again?!"

The kid said it again.

The boss repeated in a trembling voice: "I want Emperor Zhao of Zuohan, or Emperor Wu of Zuohan..." After a while, he bowed to the boy to the ground and gave him a lot of snacks.

The kid went back to Jia Huan, and Jia Huan ran to tell Gong Sanyi.Gong San also laughed and said, "What a coincidence! The rest of us just need to watch the excitement."

Jia Huan sighed: "Look at the excitement! There are two more important things. It is very easy to find a prince to disclose the news, but it is too difficult for my father to resign."

Gong San also said: "I can't control this." Then he sent him away.

Jia Huan thought for a long time, and remembered that his family had several businesses with the Fourth Prince, and Jia Yun was in charge.So he ordered Jia Yun to find an excuse to chat with the important steward of the Fourth Prince's family, and accidentally mentioned Li Guopei, and took the opportunity to throw a few words to him: There is no reason for trouble, and there is always a reason for trouble.Just look at General Li making such a fuss, and finally the government will fall into the hands of whoever is in charge.A few days later, the steward of the Fourth Prince's family asked Jia Yun to bring Jia Huan a box of exquisite snacks.Jia Huan laughed while eating his snack.

One day when Jia Huan came back from school, Aunt Zhao said to him, "Huan'er, there's something wrong with me."

Holding the tea, Jia Huan asked, "What's wrong?"

Aunt Zhao said: "The master has become more and more busy recently, and the time to go to the yamen is getting later and later. He often goes out at night, and sometimes he simply stays at the house of his colleagues. I have never seen it before."

Jia Huan took a sip of tea and sprayed it out. He wanted to laugh but held back, and after a long time he said: "The saint was captured by the traitors. I don't know when he will be released. The court must be busy."

Aunt Zhao snorted, "That's not right. Master hasn't asked me to serve him recently! What's the matter with sleeping in the study every night?"

Jia Huan rolled his eyes: "Is he not energetic enough?"

Aunt Zhao grabbed his arm: "Do you think the master will be hooked up by some vixen outside!"

It took Jia Huan a long time to hold back his smile: "How can there be such a capable vixen! How about I give her a talisman?" Nai waved his hand and said, "You old man thinks too much! The master just has a lot of business in the yamen. I'm stuck." Nai thought for a while, and said, "In case, I mean in case, the master really has some kind of woman outside, please don't make trouble!"

Aunt Zhao was originally vulgar and unworthy of publicity, she immediately raised her eyebrows when she heard the words: "Don't make trouble? Why don't you make trouble? That pink-haired little bitch out there..."

Jia Huan raised his hand: "Don't talk!" Because he lost his tea and sat upright, he said to Aunt Zhao solemnly, "Let me ask Aunt Zhao, even if there are women outside the master, why do you make trouble with the master?"

Aunt Zhao jumped up: "Why? The master doesn't come back from his well-behaved home, but he goes out to find cheap hooves..."

Jia Huan waved his hand: "I'm not saying that it's right for Master to go out to find a woman, but it's not Auntie's turn to make trouble. Auntie, identity!"

Aunt Zhao was stunned for a moment.

Jia Huan continued: "Man said it's not my aunt's turn to make trouble, or even my wife's turn to make trouble. There is no one in our house who can take care of the master's affairs."

Aunt Zhao was tongue-tied for a while, and said, "Why can't Madam control it?"

Jia Huan said: "My wife lost her housekeeping rights to the second room because of her corruption in Mo's public account, and because of the money owed to the Xue family, she made the master lose face, and the master doesn't want to see her. Neither of these two matters. The important thing is the prince. Master Teng has already gone to the south, and no one will support her. Even if Master Wang is in the capital, he may not care about it—the second sister-in-law of Lian has Menger, and the second wife is no longer in the Wang family. Turn against the Rongguo Mansion. As for the old lady, does Auntie think she will take care of such things?"

Aunt Zhao was in a hurry: "Then no one can take care of it?"

Jia Huan said: "If the eldest sister marries into some great family, she can take care of it; but she hasn't married yet. Brother Baoyu doesn't need to mention it at all. No one in Rongguo Mansion can take care of this matter anyway. Auntie, If this really happens, you must not quarrel with the master, you really can’t control it, you can’t intervene. It’s okay to be jealous, anyway, you must not control him.”

Aunt Zhao twisted her neck and curled her lips, raised her head and said, "I'm just an aunt, so what should I do!" Before she could say a word, tears rolled down her cheeks.

Jia Huan curled her lips and said, "There's nothing to cry about. It's been too long. My aunt used to rely on him to eat and dress, but now that your son is successful, she will respect you anyway. Besides, the wife is the wife of the house, serious The doors through which the eight sedan chairs enter are all uncontrollable."

Aunt Zhao wiped her tears and said, "You can take care of my wife if she doesn't keep it all! I'll tell my wife right away!" She stood up and was about to go out.

"Stop!" Jia Huan yelled, and Aunt Zhao stopped in fright.He stretched his neck and turned around: "I advise my aunt not to go to see my wife. As far as my aunt is concerned, it would be best if the wife wants to take care of it. Gubao, the master will not even want to see his wife in the future. If you don't have a mother's back Second, she doesn't have the face of the rich and powerful, so why should she take care of the master's affairs?"

No matter how stupid Aunt Zhao is, she knows that Jia Huan must have obtained the trust from outside, and it is true.He hurriedly grabbed Jia Huan's hand: "Huan'er! Hurry up and try to get the master to cut off that foxy girl outside! You were smart when you were young, you must have a way!"

Jia Huan waved his hand and said, "I'm a son, how can I take care of me! No one can take care of me except my ancestors? Will my ancestors take care of me? My ancestors were trying to find a new aunt for him back then. Because the third sister was afraid that you would be bullied by the new aunt, so she made a mess of it. It’s better to be outside than inside, and you can still pay monthly money inside. It’s going to rain, and the mother wants to marry a man who loves freshness, who has the ability to control go!"

Aunt Zhao was stunned again.After a while, tears flowed down my face: "My life is so miserable..."

Jia Huan got a headache when he heard it, and said annoyedly, "Why are you so miserable? All children are capable. How can the third sister and I compare with the eldest sister and Baoyu brother?" Then he withdrew and left Aunt Zhao alone in the room. Li cried for a long time in vain to show the wall.

That night, Jia Zheng didn't come back again, so he sent someone back home and said he would stay at the house of a colleague.

Aunt Zhao sat facing the wall all night, and caught wind and cold the next day.Jia Huan left everything behind and served tea and water by her bedside.Until she recovered completely, Jia Zheng never showed his face, nor sent anyone to ask.

Seeing that Aunt Zhao seemed to be enlightened, Jia Huan wrote a letter and sent it anonymously to an extremely upright and pedantic old man in Yushitai.A few days later, the old man impeached Jia Zheng, a member of the Ministry of Industry, to stay in the brothel.

This kind of sesame and mung bean big thing is not a big deal at all, but it is still in the country's filial piety; if it is not for the sake of the Rongguo Mansion, this little romantic idea is enough for Jia Zheng to eat a pot!Anyway, he didn't have much official status, so he was just dismissed.He usually looks like a dignified gentleman, who would have thought that he could take care of fans?Immediately, his face was swept away, and he dared not go out to meet people again.

When Mrs. Wang found out, she made a big fuss. Pian Yuanchun was not there, and Baoyu was always afraid of his father. "Master has worked so hard on errands outside, and now that he has lost his official position, you are not easy to be relieved, but you are still playing tricks! What are you looking like!"

This matter spread to Aunt Zhao's small courtyard. Jia Huan was comforting his mother. Hearing this, he laughed and said, "What am I talking about? My ancestors don't care about it."

Aunt Zhao sighed: "When did she take care of the master?" She looked at Jia Huan again and said, "You must not be like the master when you grow up."

Jia Huan smirked and said, "I'm not sure about this, life is long. Anyway, I don't know how to take concubines, and even if I'm out in love, I won't make any heirs."

Aunt Zhao was stunned for a moment, then sighed again.

Later, Luo Tainiang asked Jia Huan: "Huiniang asks, but she still has to hook the second master."

Jia Huan hurriedly said: "Of course! Not only do you have to hook it, but you have to hook it hard. She is very useful. You can reward her for me."

Luo Tainiang agreed, and joked with a smile: "There are so many wonders in the world, there is a son who sets up a trap for Lao Tzu to raise fans."

Jia Huan spread his arms and smiled wryly: "Do you think I have any other ideas? It's a troubled time now. Instead of letting my old man hang around outside and make trouble for me when he doesn't keep it together, it's better to try to trap him first. In my case There is always peace of mind in mastering it. It is rare in the world to be a son to me."

Luo Tainiang can't laugh or cry.