The bear child of the Red Chamber, Jia Cong

It is said that the fishing boat of the four water ghosts is gradually approaching the boat of Lin Hai and others swimming in the lake. There are several people standing on the deck, one of them is obviously a leader, and there are several people behind him, all dressed as fishermen.

Yang Song took a look and said, "This leader is obviously a general."

"Huh?" Everyone turned to look at him, and Jia Cong shouted, "No way!"

Yang Song said: "It may not be that all the sailors look like soldiers. Many scouts look and behave like ordinary people. There are even officers and soldiers pretending to be robbers."

Jia Cong shuddered: "I said Brother Yang! Are those four navy soldiers or water bandits?"

Yang Song said: "I couldn't see it just now, but now, at least [-]% of them are navy troops."

Jia Cong shouted: "Why didn't you remind me just now!"

"I see that you are very quick to brag, so I don't bother to bother you." Yang Song said, "It is said that Mr. Cong's mouth is so good that it is easy to say that black is white. You just said bad things about King Wu, let's see how you make it up .”

Jia Cong was full of lovelessness: "Brother Yang, isn't he an honest man... When did he learn to be bad?"

Yang Song said: "When you coaxed me out in Beijing to take the opportunity to rob my lord." Everyone couldn't help laughing.

While speaking, the boat was approaching, and someone shouted, "Which family is on board? Our leader, please see me."

Jia Cong stepped forward and shouted: "My husband is taking a nap, so there is no need to see him."

The leader clasped his fists and said: "Little brother, I heard that you are very talented, can you help me next time?"

Jia Cong was in a bad mood at the moment, curled his lips and said, "Meet you by chance, you are water bandits, we are good citizens, there is nothing to do with it."

The leader didn't care and said: "I hope the little brother can give me some advice on how to find the traitor." After saying that, he bowed deeply.

Jia Cong let out a sigh of relief, drooping his eyes and said, "I'm not Zhuge Liang who can pinch and count! Don't try to force others to make things difficult for this good man."

The leader thought for a moment and said: "Since that's the case, please tell me, who is the great Confucian on your boat? I can check it carefully when I go back next time."

Jia Cong tilted his head and thought for a while: "It also makes sense." Nai coughed and said loudly, "My husband's surname is Zhou and his name is Jielun. He is a scholar of the Imperial Academy. He has drafted many imperial decrees for the Supreme Emperor. His poems and essays are all excellent. Famous scholar-liners. Because of the turmoil in Beijing and central China in the old year, he was depressed, so he resigned as an official and went out for a walk. When he was in office, he was diligent, honest, gentle, courteous and thrifty. He left Beijing with only a shoulder of bright moon and two sleeves of breeze. He reasoned before the emperor!"

The leader was startled, and immediately cupped his fists and said, "Please come out and see Mr. Zhou."

Jia Cong waved his hand and said: "No need. This hero, the great lake is facing the sky, each going his own way. Let's leave here. No one knows anyone."

The leader said: "It's just how does the little brother know that King Wu is the mastermind behind it?"

Jia Cong snorted and said: "This is the territory of King Wu. It is impossible for the King of Chu to conspire against my husband. My husband is famous all over the world, and three or four princes have come to seek talents along the way. I don't believe in Wu. The king will be free from vulgarity. He saw that those princes were all unsuccessful in seeking talents, so he knew that my husband would not be able to persuade him, so he came up with this plan."

The leader was stunned again, and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, you can't pass by when you meet a high-ranking person. I'd like to ask Mr. Zhou to come out and see him."

Jia Cong gave him a sideways glance: "You are so annoying! You said it and disappeared." He turned around and walked into the cabin.

The leader sneered and said, "Could it be that you don't think I'm a grassroots bandit?"

Jia Cong didn't turn his head back and said proudly: "So what?"

The leader said: "Since that's the case, let me ask Mr. Xiao to see what it means for a scholar to meet a soldier!"

Jia Cong let out an "ah" and finally turned his head, "What are you doing! My husband is a great Confucian!"

The leader laughed and whistled, and saw several men dressed as fishermen jumping on Jia Cong's boat!Jia Cong was so frightened that he rolled and crawled into the cabin, shouting: "Help! Chief Kun, save me! Chief Waiting, save me! Chief Cai, save me!" He ran back, Yang Song and Jia Wei Si and the others jumped forward to meet the enemy, and immediately fought in one place with one enemy.A few more brothers stood at the door holding hands. The crossbow was shot across the boat, the crossbow technique was precise, and the arrow hit the person.

Just as Jia Cong entered the cabin door, he saw that he had already changed into men's clothes and came out.Jia Cong let out a "wow": "Little bodyguard's hands and feet are so fast!" At the beginning, he didn't bother to pay attention to him, and jumped onto the deck.Jia Cong turned his head to look, good guy!Those who protect the emperor are different.Seeing this woman soaring into the air like a ghost, her shots like lightning, and hidden weapons scattered like raindrops.Someone on the opposite boat shouted, "No! This little thief's concealed weapon is poisonous!" Another shouted, "What kind of man is it to hurt someone with a poison dart?"

Jia Cong hurriedly poked out half of his head to smile and shouted: "Who says he is a man? He is not yet an adult~~" Before he finished speaking, there was a "bang" sound, and a shining dart landed on his toes forward.He was so frightened that he immediately retracted and did not dare to speak.Looking up again, he no longer cast hidden weapons. With the sword in hand, he couldn't fight the enemy soldiers climbing up the bow. He was as fierce as ever, and his moves were deadly. In the blink of an eye, a piece of corpse lay down on the bow.Although Yang Song is skilled in martial arts, because he is a guard, he is not as ruthless as her.Jia Cong touched his neck and said happily, "The bodyguard is strong enough to be safe!"

Although there are many people on the other side, it can't stop this group of people who are all capable and strong, guarding the bow of the boat and forcibly resisting the offensive.Several corpses emerged from the water, and it was obvious that someone was attacking at the bottom of the boat. Cheng Chi led a few brothers to kill them.Just at this time, a brother came out of the cabin, holding a Zilala flashing spark in his hand.He stood on the deck and swung his arm, and the thing "whoosh" flew over and hit the deck of the enemy ship.They glanced at it for a few times, and suddenly felt bad in their hearts, so they dodged back one after another.Just listening to the loud "rumbling" sound, it was like a big firecracker had exploded. The nails splashed and injured many people, and a hole exploded in the boat.Someone shouted: "It's the pig iron thunder from the previous dynasty!"

The enemy ship immediately boiled.Although the hole was not big, morale immediately dropped.Looking at Lin Hai's boat again, someone was moving Tie Lei out of it.Someone beside the leader stood behind him and spoke, the leader let out a long sigh and whistled.His men immediately withdrew their troops and returned to the ship, withdrawing faster than ordinary elite soldiers.

The leader clasped his fists and said: "You guys are very skilled. Jingzhong Taiping Escort Bureau, I remember it." After another whistle, their ship turned around and rowed away like flying, leaving only the deck and the water full of corpses.

After a long time, Jia Cong, who hadn't fought, jumped out and scolded, "Apologize! They attacked by force!"

Yang Song gave him a squinting look: "If it is a grassroots bandit, you will be coaxed away with a few words if you don't keep it all; they are clearly officers and soldiers, and they are here to arrest people. The military order is like a mountain, how can you go back when you meet a few capable bodyguards? "

Jarvis said: "You were too smooth in the past, and I can teach you a lesson today, so that you don't just talk nonsense all day long."

Jia Cong made a grimace: "If you miss your hand, you will have a missing hoof." Then he said, "Brothers, I'm sorry for your inconvenience. Work hard, clean the deck and clean the boat now!"

Yang Song said: "Why are you in such a hurry?"

Jia Cong turned his head and looked at it: "Chen Ruiwen is a pampered young master, right." He nodded slightly.He went on to say, "He is a scholar, so he must not be familiar with the sun. He was lured to Suzhou by me and planned to implement this trick in Huzhou, so he must not be familiar with Wuxi. When I dragged him down just now, just in case , added a potion for him, and now he is still dreaming in the Arctic Ocean."

Qi Dian raised his head to look at the sun, and said with a wry smile, "Why are you thinking of such strange ideas?" Then he shook his head, rolled up his sleeves, and threw the corpse under the boat.Others followed suit, and it was over in a short time.Someone else fetched water to clean the deck.After washing, everyone went back to the house to change into clean clothes.

Yang Song smiled and said, "Is that why you asked me to bring another set of exactly the same clothes?"

Jia Cong said: "No. Chen Ruiwen is a young master, and he is used to being proud since he was a child. He will not care about ordinary warriors like bodyguards, and he can't remember everyone's faces. I don’t want to use it like this anymore. It’s called being prepared.”

Everyone packed up and looked around, and there was a pile of corpses floating on the water, bloody and horrible.But when the boat was rolled to the other side of the reed marsh, the water and the sky were still the same color, and the gulls and herons were flying together. It was as if the Shura Field over there just now had never existed.

Jia Cong turned his hands around in and out, nodded and said, "Even if there is a flaw, Chen Ruiwen can't see it." He suddenly remembered something, and smiled, "They didn't shoot arrows! This stick is too cheap. .”

Yang Song thumped him: "How many people are there? We really scared them too hard." After a while, he said, "Why don't they shoot arrows?"

Jia Cong stretched his waist: "Because they are bandits in the green forest, not the officers and soldiers of the King of Wu. They don't have bows and arrows, so they can only act in a hurry."

Yang Song said: "Water bandits also have bows and arrows, but they are not as good as the imperial court's."

Jia Cong said: "Just to pretend! The main reason is that they underestimated the enemy and thought that the people on our boat were either illiterate or not skilled. Thank you, Mr. Chen. Also, it is impossible to guarantee that there are laymen on top of them who are leading experts. If that is the case "He shook his head, "King Wu can withdraw from the ranks of hegemony. It is most taboo to fight such things as laymen commanding experts. It is strange if you don't lose."

At the starting point, go to Xinxin to change the hot tea first, and then several people dragged Chen Ruiwen out of it and put him back on the chair he was sitting on just now. They first wiped cold water on his face and fanned him. When his eyes moved a little, they quickly took a dry handkerchief They wiped it clean for him, and several people surrounded him shouting "Mr. Chen" and shaking him vigorously.

Chen Ruiwen opened his eyes in bewilderment, and saw Jia Cong's round and fat face in front of his eyes, he was startled: "Master Cong!"

Jia Cong rubbed his chest: "Oh, you are awake, you monkey! Oh no, Mr. Chen, you are awake!" Without waiting for Chen Ruiwen to open his mouth, he said like a firecracker, "You are too delicate! You fell down You can even pass out! It’s really embarrassing for us scholars. No wonder people say that weak scholars are weak scholars, and they only mean people like you.”

Chen Ruiwen took a closer look, and half-kneeled in front of him in panic, teardrops fell like broken threads, and forced a smile to say: "I'm fine! It's just a coincidence that I got lost somewhere."

Jia Cong pointed and said: "Here! This little girl in our family is scared out of her wits! I almost think that I am a vicious master who will be beaten to death if a slave makes a mistake."

Qi. Dian hurriedly said: "It's all slaves!"

"That's enough, that's enough! There's so much nonsense." Jia Cong waved his hand, "I told him he's fine! See how scared you are."

After a while, he lowered his head.

Chen Ruiwen rubbed the back of his head, turned his head to look out the window, and asked, "Where is this?"

Jia Cong said, "Lake Tai."

Chen Ruiwen said: "Why does it seem that you are not in the same place as before?"

Jia Congqi said: "I'm not from Wuxi, you ask me?"

Chen Ruiwen smiled sheepishly, and asked again: "What time is it?"

Jia Cong took out a Western pocket watch from his pocket and looked at it: "It's not even a moment."

Chen Ruiwen touched the teapot and it was still warm, then looked out of the window and said, "Mr. Lin is still awake."

Jia Cong said: "He didn't sleep for a long time. The old man can sleep at noon, at least four quarters. It's comfortable to be on the water now." You Qi Xiaoye also specially lit a scented incense for him.

Chen Ruiwen nodded: "It's good to let the old man sleep for a while, so as to nourish his spirit." Seeing Qi Dian looked at himself worriedly, he calmly said with a smile, "Girl Qi Dian doesn't need to worry about it, she will be fine in late life."

Jia Cong waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, let's go get some snacks." He got up and kowtowed again before going down.

Jia Cong then pulled Chen Ruiwen to continue chatting about interesting things in Beijing. Chen Ruiwen couldn't stop looking out the window, the boat gradually moved away from the reed marshes and passed slowly in Taihu Lake.Sure enough, Lin Hai did not wake up until about four o'clock, got up and came to the front, and Chen Ruiwen got rid of Jia Cong's talkativeness.At the beginning of the day, two chairs and a small coffee table were brought out. Lin Hai and Chen Ruiwen sat on the deck drinking tea and talking about poetry.Naturally, the water stains from washing the deck have long since dried.Until the sun gradually set, Lin Haiming rolled the boat back to the pier, and stood on the bow of the boat to sing poems against the wind, very free and easy.

Not long after, everyone abandoned their boats and landed, and found the largest restaurant in Wuxi City for dinner.During dinner, Chen Ruiwen went to have a rest again and didn't come back until a long time ago.Jia Cong spoke quickly, and yelled, "I thought you fell into the latrine!" Lin Hai cursed a few times, "Be gentle."

Chen Ruiwen hesitated for a long time, and when he had time, he asked Lin Haidao quietly: "Mr. Lin, is there a Bachelor Jay Chou in Beijing Central Academy?"

Lin Hai thought for a long time, then shook his head and said, "I've never heard of it." He asked Jarvis again.

Jarvis said: "I have never heard of this name. There are so many academicians in the Imperial Academy, and the disciples may not all remember it well."

Chen Ruiwen said: "I have been in Beijing for many years, and I have never heard of this person."

Lin Hai sighed: "There are a lot of literati who have no ambitions in Beijing. It's not surprising that you haven't heard of it." Chen Ruiwen nodded in agreement.

Back at the inn, Chen Ruiwen quietly pulled Jia Cong and said, "Third Master, there is a Taiping Escort in Beijing, but your family opened it?"

Jia Cong said proudly: "That's right, our family opened it."

Chen Ruiwen asked: "I heard that there is a young bodyguard who is extremely skilled?"

Jia Cong was startled, then pointed to his nose and said, "Are you talking about me? I'm from the young master's family, so I can't be regarded as a bodyguard master. I can't even count my skills as extremely high. I would be ashamed if Mr. Chen complimented me like that."

"No, it's a young bodyguard who is only fifteen or sixteen years old. Although he looks dark, he looks quite delicate."

"Isn't that me and Brother Huan?" Jia Cong said, "We are the only two young ones in the entire bodyguard bureau, except for us, brother Yao'er is the youngest. Back then, the three of us were the most favored, the uncle of the bodyguard bureau It is said that we are the three auspicious treasures." He looked up, "Brother Yaoer!" Jarvis smiled lightly.

Chen Ruiwen glanced at the two of them, then asked: "Is there another Kun escort?"

Jia Cong blinked: "Who?"

"Kun Escort." Chen Ruiwen said, "I heard someone mention it when they were chatting."

Jia Cong said: "We don't have any Kun escorts in our escort agency! Which Kun character is there? Is there anyone with the surname Kun in the world?"

Chen Ruiwen was startled: "No? Then there is Cai escort waiting for the escort?"

Jia Cong thought for a while: "Old man Cai? This old man's skills are mediocre, he can't even fight against me, and he has given up the darts for a long time. The surname is Hou..." Turning to ask Jarvis, "Is there a surname in our escort agency?"

Jarvis smiled and said, "Yes, it's just that you misremembered the family's last name."

"what?!"

"It's that tall, chubby guy in his forties, who is about as dark as the Bear Bodyguard, and is good at wielding a long stick." Jarvis smiled and said, "You called him Bodyguard Sun several times."

"Ahhh, isn't it..." Jia Cong hugged his head and wailed, "Why didn't you remind me!"

"We all found it quite amusing."

"Funny size, what a faux pas omg!"