The bear child of the Red Chamber, Jia Cong

It is said that Yang Song was forced to marry by both his uncle and his boss. Jia Cong watched the joke for a long time, and finally realized his conscience. He leaned over and asked, "Brother Yang, do you have someone in your heart? Are you married to someone else?" The two old men shut their mouths at the same time, staring at Yang Song with four eyes.

Yang Song smiled wryly, "I really have no intention of getting married right now."

Jia Cong dragged him to the side and asked in a low voice, "How is your second Bo Erli? Can he hear us talking?"

Yang Song stole a glance at Uncle Yang: "It's hard to say, if you keep your voice down, you won't be able to hear it."

Jia Cong then raised his voice slightly: "If you have a sweetheart, I will help you snatch it by any means!" He also turned his head and winked at Uncle Yang.Uncle Yang's eyes widened as expected.

Yang Song said unhappily: "I have devoted myself to martial arts since I was a child, so why do I have a sweetheart!"

Jia Cong scratched his head and said, "When you were seventeen, eighteen or twenty, wouldn't your heart be moved when you saw a beautiful girl?"

Yang Song said calmly: "Didn't you say that? Then I will concentrate on practicing martial arts."

Jia Cong frowned and said, "Your family shouldn't have any blood feud."

"nonsense!"

"Otherwise, why don't you do nothing but practice martial arts? Why do you need such a high level of kung fu? Or is your father betting you with someone, how old will you be when you want to compete with your opponent's son?"

Yang Song was stunned!Uncle Yang let out a long sigh, and his voice was very clear from a distance: "It's my father."

Jia Cong turned his head and said, "He's not the eldest grandson, why should he compare?"

Yang Erbo said: "The old man said he is the best seedling in our family."

Jia Cong looked at Yang Song with admiration, bowed his hands solemnly and said, "It turns out that Brother Yang is a legendary talent, unique bones, and once-in-a-century martial arts prodigy. Today, he can be regarded as alive!" Yang Song was full of helplessness. glanced at him.

It turned out that the Yang family in Yuzhang had many branches and a mixed population.At first, the patriarch was passed down from the lineage of the eldest son, but unfortunately, after four generations, there were no males, and the rest of them were disobedient.People who learn martial arts naturally see the truth in their fists and feet, and simply compete in martial arts to decide.At that time, more than ten families fought in the mourning hall of the old patriarch of the family, and almost demolished the mourning hall. An old man was injured, and he went back to lie down for three days before leaving, which made his fellow clansmen become enemies.

An old lady who had studied in the descendant family came out and said: "Since this is the case, let the young people of each family compare. Whoever wins the child of each family will be the patriarch for ten years. Compare."

Because of Yang Song's high talent in martial arts, his grandfather kept him around to learn martial arts, and relied on Yang Song's kung fu to become the patriarch for more than ten years.Until the old man died, the rest of the elders had no intention of being the patriarch, and Yang Song didn't have to participate in the martial arts competition.It's ironic, because Yang Song's grandfather was a muddleheaded person, and he was muddleheaded in managing the clan affairs in those years when he was the patriarch, and he was not good at establishing authority.After he returned to the west, even if the patriarch was elected, the words of the new patriarch were not very effective.After another ten years, the martial arts competition was stopped altogether, and the patriarch's signboard was given to that family.Now the family is also a mess, useless.

Jia Cong chanted "Amitabha" and looked at Yang Song: "How old did you start?"

"Seventeen."

"May I ask how long grandfather Ling has been the patriarch?"

"12."

"All right……"

In his youth, Yang Song only practiced martial arts every day. From the time when he was 17 years old until he was liberated at the age of 29, he probably got used to abstinence.Not long after that, he should have met Lin Hai, an old-fashioned person.Jia Cong walked around Yang Song twice, looked him up and down, and said, "Tsk tsk, I thought Brother Yang had gone through all kinds of vicissitudes, but he is still a virgin!" He said while staring at Yang Song, seeing him Without frowning, she turned to Uncle Yang and sighed softly, "The important thing now is not to find a wife for him, but to enlighten him! There is no response to such teasing, just like an old monk who has practiced for decades. Uncle Yang, Are there any good flower houses in this city..."

Lin Hai shouted: "Nonsense!"

Jia Cong curled his lips and said, "Where is the nonsense! If you give him a daughter-in-law, he might not know what to do..."

Yang Song said calmly, "I know."

Jia Cong hurriedly turned his head away, seeing that the man's face was still motionless, he shook his head again: "What's the use of knowing! It's not interesting. Huh? Why are there so many women who want to marry you? Are your family rich?"

Yang Erbo said proudly: "Who doesn't know our big dog? Half the girls in the city want to marry our big dog! He is the only one who wins twice in a row!"

"...No wonder a lot of women came here in the blink of an eye..." Jia Cong scratched his head, ran to Uncle Yang and whispered, "I'm not kidding, he really has to go shopping in Huajie and Liuxiang and flirt with him like this Be a woman from a good family, otherwise even if you get married, you will be like a bachelor, don't expect to have nephews and grandchildren."

Uncle Yang saw him frowning with his chubby face, and couldn't help frowning: "Is that so..."

"Isn't it?" Jia Cong muttered, "There are some things his father should teach him."

Immediately, Yang Erbo's face was full of sorrow, he glanced at Yang Song, and dragged Jia Cong away.He dragged him far away to the corner of the yard, and the old man sighed: "I'm aggrieved by walking!" Then he said something.

Yang Song's mother left early, and his father married Xu Xian and gave birth to Yang Heng.His father was an honest man like a log. Once he was sick and called his mother-in-law away. The two sons were both at their grandfather's place, and they got out of bed to boil water by themselves.I don't want a kid from the clan to come and tell him that his wife is cheating on someone!In a fit of rage, his father whipped out a burning piece of wood and rushed over to catch the traitor, and caught him straight!When they fought, the wood set the two of them on fire, and the house caught fire.Although all three of them escaped, Yang Song's father came to one place due to internal fire and external fire, his condition became more and more serious, and he passed away within half a year.The adulterer and woman were sunk by the clan.

Jia Cong opened his mouth for a long time, choked and said, "Then...then...why do Brother Yang and Brother Yang have such a good relationship?"

Uncle Yang said inexplicably: "They are brothers, so they naturally have a good relationship."

"Didn't Second Brother Yang's mother steal someone?"

"What does it have to do with him? He is the seed of our Yang family."

"Oh oh oh!" Co-author patriarchal also has this advantage.Having said that, Yang Heng's years of wandering like a prodigal son in the green forest must have something to do with his mother.He refused to take the family's money, and lived a poor life in Beijing, and he felt ashamed.Jia Cong breathed out, and said, "Brother Yang is not young at the moment, his stepmother's stealing probably made him have a bad impression of women, and he is even more unhappy about getting married. And his temper is also his own. As far as dad is concerned, if he doesn't choose a good wife, he will still steal someone."

Uncle Yang said loudly: "She dares!"

Jia Cong twitched his lips: "Martial arts can't stop adultery, otherwise his stepmother wouldn't have cheated on her. Brother Yang still has to learn to be a normal man, if he can coax women."

Uncle Yang glanced at Yang Song from a distance: "He coaxes a woman? It's harder than a sow climbing a tree."

Jia Cong scratched his head: "My father and my elder brother are both experts in the romantic circle. Uncle Yang, my elder brother is Jia Lian, the prefect of Taiwan, and my father also lives with him in Taiwan. I also escorted my uncle back home this time. .Do you always think this way? Later, you will give Brother Yang an order to let him follow my father and brother to learn how to pick up girls after he arrives in Taiwan."

Yang Erbo thought for a moment when he heard the words, and hesitated, "Is this possible?"

Jia Cong said: "Even if you can't learn to be a master of flair, at least you know how to coax your daughter-in-law."

Uncle Yang glanced at him again: "The big dog is just like his father, he is born with a lump of wood."

Jia Cong said: "Without natural lumps, the little monk Xu Zhu was imprisoned by Meng Gu? Is his stepmother pretty?"

"Beautiful!" Uncle Yang scolded, "Looks like a toad! Some people steal people who look like that!"

Jia Cong suddenly felt that he had said something stupid.Can he say beautiful?He could only say: "At first I thought, if his stepmother is beautiful, he would be afraid of beautiful women, and if he finds him a wife who is not so beautiful, maybe he will accept it more easily..."

Yang Erbo immediately said: "No! The kung fu of the big dog is the highest in this generation, how can the daughter-in-law not be beautiful!"

"Then I really can only let him worship my father as his teacher." Jia Cong gave a thumbs up and shook his head proudly, "My father was the most famous romantic son in the capital when he was young, and later he was the most famous man in the capital. Merry old man! He can catch women from fifty to fifteen!"

Uncle Yang looked at him suspiciously: "Really?"

Jia Cong pointed at Lin Hai and said, "If you don't believe me, ask my uncle! He is a modest gentleman, and he will never lie."

Hearing this, Erbo Yang really walked over, pointed at Jia Cong and said to Lin Hai, "Brother Lin, is this boy's father really good at coaxing women?"

Lin Hai couldn't help but laugh, and immediately guessed what kind of trick Jia Cong was playing, and glared at him and said, "His father...is really a master in the fireworks building."

Uncle Yang hurriedly said to Yang Song, "Aren't you going to his father's place?"

Yang Song glanced at Jia Cong, guessed it too, and said with embarrassment: "Yes..."

"Go ask his father to be your teacher and learn how to coax women!" Uncle Yang ordered, "Learn it, use your spirit of learning martial arts when you were a child! Don't be careless!"

The corners of Yang Song's eyes twitched: "This... makes no sense!"

Uncle Yang stared: "Do you dare not listen to me?"

If it was Jia Cong, he would just open his mouth and agree to perfunctory; but Yang Song is a filial nephew, he still couldn't coax his uncle, and he froze for a long time and refused to speak.Yang Erbo said it again, forcing him to agree.Yang Song couldn't agree no matter what.

In the end, Uncle Yang became anxious, and cried with snot and tears: "Third brother, I'm sorry for you, your son is almost forty, and he didn't even marry a wife for him...Third son, why are you so embarrassed?" Are you leaving now? Your son doesn't listen to his second uncle... Third child, I swore to you back then that I would take good care of my two nephews, and I was about to break my word..." Weeping and plopping, he knelt down facing the west, Then he kowtowed on the ground, "I'm sorry for you, I'm sorry for you, I'm sorry for you, I'm sorry for you..." The kowtow sounded again and again, blending with the old man's cry, accompanied by autumn leaves, sunset, infinite desolate.

Yang Song also shed tears, knelt down beside his second uncle and cried, "Second uncle, I promise you, promise you, isn't it enough..."

Yang Erbo turned his head and stared at him: "You agreed?"

"accepted."

"Well, this is a good boy." As he spoke, he got up and wiped his tears with his sleeve. It's all right!

Jia Cong and Lin Hai were stunned watching from the sidelines!After a while, Jia Cong ran over and gave Yang Erbo two thumbs up: "Yang Erbo! High! Really high!"

Yang Erbo was triumphant: "It's too early for this kid to have sex with me!"

Lin Hai couldn't hold back the first one and laughed, and the others followed suit, and finally even Yang Song couldn't help laughing.

Yang Erbo looked at Jia Cong: "You are a good kid, warm-hearted and smart." Jia Cong grinned.He rolled his eyes, "Come here, boy, my old man has something to say." Yin pulled him aside again.

Jia Cong thought that the old man was going to give him some martial arts secrets such as "Nine Suns Manual" and "Powerful Vajra Claw", so he didn't want the old man to ask treacherously, "Do you have a daughter-in-law?"

Jia Cong twitched the corners of his mouth, fearing that he would mess up the mandarin ducks, and hurriedly said: "I'm still young, and my father said that he will investigate for me in two years."

"Oh." Yang Erbo nodded.Looking around again, he said in a low voice, "There is a kung fu man hidden on the roof opposite, I don't know if it's an enemy or a friend."

Jia Cong frowned and said: "If there is no other valuable person in this Taoist temple, it is probably my uncle who is the most valuable. Why don't you help us to send him back to the inn?"

Yang Erbo said: "It's not easy!" Then he shouted, "That friend on the opposite side, why don't you come out and see him?"

Everyone looked over there in unison, only to see a figure lightly landing on the ground, like a feather.Jia Cong only felt a gust of wind blowing around him, and Uncle Yang was gone!Before he had time to see what that person looked like, Uncle Yang bumped into him from the back, and the two immediately fought together.

Jia Cong has also watched many masters fight, but they can see the excitement at first, but can't see clearly later.It was the first time that I couldn't see clearly from the beginning like this.After staring for a long time, his eyes became more and more dazzled; looking at other people, Yang Song and the old Taoist were all watching intently, Lin Hai was obviously dazzled too, and rubbed his temples.

Jia Cong stretched his waist, and walked to Lin Hai's side out of boredom: "Uncle, hehehe, calm down."

Lin Hai ignored him.

Jia Cong was born with a kind of rogue ability, and leaned close to the old man and said: "If you really want to save Brother Huan and his father-in-law, we can try it. Otherwise, you will be miserable for half your life. But don't have too much hope, maybe No, even if there is, it may not be rescued. If it is rescued, send it to King Lu. Probably the only place where he is safest."

Lin Hai sighed, turned his head to look at him for a while, and said, "If he can be rescued, why not help him return to Beijing?"

Jia Cong shook his head and said, "For one thing, I don't have that ability right now..."

Lin Hai interrupted him and said, "If you want to coerce the emperor to make the princes also have an emperor, don't you?"

"Secondly, even if there is one in the future, I don't dare. Mister only thinks about the history books from the beginning, and who has turned the tide with his own efforts, which one will have a good result?"

Lin Hai was stunned at first, then silent.

Jia Cong said earnestly: "If you are poor, you will be good for yourself, and if you are rich, you will benefit the world. The world is one, one, and one. As for a big family, sir, I dare not make such a great contribution. It is too risky. Forgive me for not daring to take the whole family. To take such a big risk with the lives of the nine clans and friends. The disciple really can't trust that one." As he spoke, he shed tears and knelt down to Lin Hai.