[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

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Baguo, we need to get into the plot, or we'll get tooth decay [cover your face]

NPC Anna: Ms. Chen Shuyao, welcome to participate in this user experience feedback.

Chen Shuyao: Hello.

Anna: Are you satisfied with your game partner?

Chen Shuyao: Generally speaking, I am quite satisfied.

Anna: Excuse me, can you elaborate on what is not satisfactory?

Chen Shuyao (picking fingers): It is at the male|female|phase|place|.

Anna (slightly embarrassed): You mean the size?Impossible... We all make characters in a one-to-one ratio...

Chen Shuyao (blush): No, no, I mean, do you have a slow motion function?

Anna:? ? ?

Chen Shuyao (impatient): You can buy it with money!

Anna:  …

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Chen Shuyao pushed Sherlock's face away with both hands: "Go, go, go away."

Seeing Sherlock let go of her, he rubbed his face twisted by her push.She hurriedly walked past him, making sure that she was at a safe distance before standing still.

"From the first step you did just now to the end, you can't say everything, including your feelings."

"Shuyao..." Sherlock blinked, and was called to stop just as he took a step.

"Don't come here, just talk there if you have anything to say." Chen Shuyao took a step back silently, pointing at Sherlock's feet, her face full of vigilance.

But she saw Sherlock's face in pain, covering his slightly squinted eyes: "Oh, my God."

"Don't try to lie to me, I won't be fooled by you!" Although Chen Shuyao said so, she silently walked two steps closer and looked at him with a frown, "Are you really uncomfortable? Really?"

Sherlock frowned and rubbed his eyes with his hands: "It seems that the eyelashes fell out of the eyes."

"Why didn't you say it earlier? Hey! Don't rub it!" Chen Shuyao hastily dragged him to the window, found a stone to step on, and was able to look directly into his eyes through the light from the window.She pushed away his hand covering her eyes, carefully opened his eyes, frowned and looked carefully, "Don't blink, let me take a look. No... Where did you feel just now? Upper eyelid or lower eyelid?"

"At..." Sherlock blinked uncontrollably, tears overflowing, and then he blinked a few more times, "It seems to be gone."

"...It's fine if it's gone." Chen Shuyao looked sideways and saw McCoff standing at the door frowning and looking at them.

Chen Shuyao smiled awkwardly: "Ah, he lost his eyelashes just now..."

"Oh really? What a coincidence, when Sherlock was a child, every family gathering, something would fly into his eyes." Mycroft twitched his lips, "Then he can cry and go back to the room to avoid those boring things. game."

"Shut up, Mycroft!" Sherlock winked at McCoff, "Daddy calls you to toast in order."

"Oh, I think I may have something in my eyes." Mycroft raised his eyebrows, opened the door and walked in.

Looking back, Sherlock saw Chen Shuyao folded his arms and tilted his head to look at him, as if waiting for an explanation.

He coughed twice: "Shuyao, you know, for someone like McCoff, his job requires him to not tell the truth for a long time, so the credibility of his words is almost zero, and you can completely ignore it."

"Oh, really? What about your words?" Chen Shuyao remained sullen.

"Uh... I think it's more believable than his..." Sherlock squeezed out a smile.

"Curse a liar!" Chen Shuyao suddenly approached and said something, then ignored him and jumped off the rock, turned around and walked towards the door, with a smile creeping up on the corner of her mouth.

Even if he can learn certain skills from the Internet, how to get along with couples, which is the social problem he is least good at, he can't learn overnight.She was both annoyed and amused to see him so clumsily trying to explain things without reason.

At that time, someone who was "abandoned" was standing there, frowning and reflecting on the problem.

It is said on the Internet that when you encounter a quarrel or the woman is unhappy, you should play hooligans.But after he did what he did just now, she seemed to be even more unhappy. Could it be that the information was wrong?

Just as Sherlock was in a daze, he heard footsteps approaching, and then someone pulled his hand over: "Everyone is waiting for you, why are you standing here?"

The real shopping has just begun.

The tea table was full of wine glasses, and Dad Juan held the wine bottles and poured them one by one.Falling down in front of Chen Shuyao, she hurriedly waved her hands.

"Sorry, I don't know how to drink."

She still remembers the glorious history of crying and laughing after drinking a bottle of beer at the last class reunion, and refusing to leave while holding on to the telephone pole.If this is staged here again, hehe...

As long as Chen Shuyao looked at the huge sightseeing group in front of her, she felt like she was covered in cold sweat even if she moved.

Juan Ma came over mysteriously: "Is there a plan?"

"Ah?" Chen Shuyao reacted for a few seconds, and when she realized the problem, her face turned red like a tomato in an instant, and she hurriedly shook her head, "No, no, I really don't know how to drink."

However, Juan's mother didn't seem to hear what she said later, and looked at Sherlock meaningfully: "You don't want to drink it, I'll get you juice. I squeezed it myself yesterday, and it's absolutely healthy."

Hey, let me go, why can't I explain it clearly.

Chen Shuyao raised her hand and rubbed her temples, then secretly glanced at Sherlock, and the latter was also dazed, completely unaware of Juan's mother getting the juice.

but!All the mothers who were holding their babies understood, and all gave her a "we all understand" look.

In desperation, she had no choice but to hold Juan's mother's hand, and curled the corners of her lips in embarrassment: "I haven't had a drink for a long time, and I suddenly want to drink again, so don't bother."

Juan Ma looked at Sherlock, as if looking for an answer: "Oh, really?"

Sherlock frowned slightly: "What?"

"Of course, of course." Chen Shuyao hurriedly took two glasses of wine, handed one to Sherlock, knocked his glass down, raised her head and drank it all, and then smiled, "This wine is... quite... good ..."

So, under the gaze of the audience, she swayed around twice with a smile, and fell into Sherlock's arms.

Juan's mother was surprised: "Oh, my God, I really don't know how to drink."

Juan silently glanced at the wine bottle in his hand, then at the glass in Chen Shuyao's hand: "Uh...she seems to be drinking whiskey."

Mycroft took a sip of his wine and raised his eyebrows: "It seems that some people won't be able to go back tonight."

Sherlock stretched out his hands to cover the flushed cheeks of the person in his arms, feeling slightly hot, and his brows frowned: "I'll take her upstairs to rest first."

Afterwards, he put down his wine glass, picked her up in his arms, and walked towards the stairs.

Unbeknownst to them, as soon as they went upstairs, earth-shaking changes took place downstairs.

"Oh, my driver is here to pick me up. Let's meet again next time." Mycroft smiled, and then walked towards the door.

"It's time for the baby to sleep, and we will go back first."

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Hearing the sound of footsteps, Juan's father pulled past Juan's mother and walked towards the bedroom: "Shhh, I'll pack things up tomorrow."

So, as soon as Sherlock reached the top of the stairs, he saw that the lights downstairs had been turned off, and there was no sign of anyone.He frowned blankly and blinked, then turned and walked towards the room.As a result, as soon as he walked to the door, he heard vomiting.After he opened the door and ran to the bathroom, he saw Chen Shuyao sitting on the ground, falling asleep with his arms around the toilet.

"The capacity for alcohol is so bad, still drinking?" Sherlock glanced helplessly at someone who was dirty, picked her up from behind, and glanced towards the bathroom, frowning unknowingly.

Now go downstairs and knock on the door, they will definitely ignore him, it seems that they can only rely on themselves.

But, what if... well... But, probably not.On the first day we met, he had already seen the full version, and it was the same with the luo|corpse, so what's so strange about it?

next morning...

"Hiss, my head hurts. My stomach doesn't feel well..."

Chen Shuyao slowly opened her eyes, saw the unfamiliar environment in front of her, turned over with a groan, and sat up on the edge of the bed after a while, looking around: "Where is this?"

Inadvertently glancing at the photo on the bookcase, she covered the quilt and reached out to take it.

In the photo was a little boy with brown curly hair, and her eyes lit up.

When Curl Fu was a child?So, she is in his room?etc!Why cover the quilt? !

Chen Shuyao lifted the quilt silently...

An exclamation resounded throughout the room, startling the people lying in another bedroom.

So, a few minutes later, Chen Shuyao saw someone with two pieces of paper stuffed in his nose rushing from the door.Sitting down by the bed, he reached out and touched her forehead, then touched her face, her face was full of tension.

"What's the matter? I'm not feeling well, or something happened?"

Chen Shuyao tightly clutched the quilt to her chest, raised her eyes and glanced at him: "Be honest, what did you do last night?"

"You drank too much, I'll take you upstairs."

"And then?" Chen Shuyao stared into his eyes.

"You fell asleep on the toilet after throwing up, and I'll clean up your personal hygiene for you." Sherlock coughed dryly, "Seeing that you're okay, I'll go to sleep in Mycroft's room."

"Just...helped me take a shower?" Chen Shuyao looked at him suspiciously.

It’s fine if it’s just taking a shower, anyway, it’s not like he hasn’t seen it before...

"At that time, I really wanted to develop further, but the conditions did not allow it." Speaking of this, he actually looked unhappy.

"..."

You are very honest, my friend.

Chen Shuyao cleared her throat in embarrassment, noticed the two bumps on his nose, and immediately raised her eyebrows: "What's wrong with your nose?"

Sherlock was stunned, and then he spoke quickly: "Due to the excitement of the brain, the blood supply to the head increases, and the abundant capillaries in the nasal cavity rupture under the increased blood flow..."

"So you have a nosebleed because of...?" Chen Shuyao hurriedly covered her mouth to avoid laughing.

If this is said, no one will believe it.

The next moment, she was suddenly embraced by someone.

I can't laugh anymore.

Chen Shuyao chuckled: "Well, Sherlock, I'm a little hungry, let's go down and eat first..."

As if Sherlock didn't hear it at all, one corner of his mouth slightly curled up: "Do you want to see how my nose bleeds?"

I!No!think!Crab!