[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

"Let me tell you, there's no need to be too nervous about things like skiing, you just need to take your time... like this... little by little..."

Sherlock silently looked at the man in front of him who was hunched over, his legs slightly bent, and moving like a snail, his brows raised slightly.

"Are you nervous?"

"Are you kidding me?" Chen Shuyao straightened up suddenly when she heard the words, looked at Sherlock, and pointed her thumb at herself: "A native of Northeast China like me..."

Before he finished speaking, his feet slipped, and he slid down the snow slope instantly with a scream.Sherlock looked down following the cry, and saw Chen Shuyao slid down rapidly while gesticulating with his hands in front of him.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

"Watson!" Sherlock yelled. Watson and Selena, who had just slipped into the middle of the slope, turned their heads and saw Chen Shuyao sliding uncontrollably all the way. They were thinking that if they moved over to stop her, they would see her body. He swayed back and forth violently, swung his arms a few times in mid-air, and leaned back directly in front of them.

So, when Sherlock slowly slid to the position, Chen Shuyao could see Chen Shuyao resting on the ground with one hand, and sitting on the snow with the other hand covering her waist, and her two skis were still stuck in the snow.

Sherlock showed concern, but still couldn't help laughing: "Are you okay?"

Chen Shuyao rolled his eyes at him, and stretched out his hand: "Stop laughing, help me up."

"Oh." Sherlock stretched out his hand to pull her up, coughing dryly, "I remember someone proudly proclaiming that he was a native of the Northeast before he slid down."

"It's true that I was born and bred here! But there is no rule that people from the Northeast must cross the snow, right?" Chen Shuyao supported Sherlock's shoulders, looked back for a while, waved his hand at Huasheng, and said in a low voice , "Hurry up and leave, those who don't know think what happened to me."

Watson scratched his forehead: "Shuyao, are you afraid that someone will see it?"

"Shhh." Chen Shuyao made a silent gesture on her lips, just as she was about to turn around, someone patted her on the shoulder, and unconsciously closed her eyes.

Afraid of what to come.

"Hey, how's it going, is skiing fun?" Evolution Chen rested his elbow on Chen Shuyao's shoulder, his eyes flicked across the faces of the other people, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Maybe everyone's experience is different, but I think it's very interesting." When Sherlock said this, he looked at Chen Shuyao meaningfully.

"I think it's fun too."

"Just play more if it's fun, and we can go back before dark." Evolution Chen squeezed his eyes, moved his arms, and was about to leave when he heard a familiar voice behind him, and then, a figure swayed beautifully in front of them Ended up, stopped.

He Yu took off his ski goggles, and the corners of his mouth curled up, revealing his white teeth: "Hello, what a coincidence, we can meet each other even after two days off."

After all, Chao Evolution Chen raised his chin: "That's right, Miejue Shitai."

Evolution Chen glared at He Yu, took off his mask and threw it on his face: "Go as far as you can!"

"Come on, the little one stepped back first. The things are connected." He Yu laughed and threw the mask back, put on his glasses, turned and slid away.

Evolution Chen glanced at the mask in his hand, and stuffed it into his pocket angrily.

Selena coughed twice: "Are you still angry with Mi Yue?"

"It's been a matter of hundreds of lifetimes, so I'm not so narrow-minded." Evolution Chen glanced at the figure in the distance, rolled his eyes with disdain, and put on his glasses, "It's him who owes himself! Swipe slowly, I'm going to skate two more laps."

After that, he slid to the other side.

"Hi." Selena hooked her fingers towards the three, "Don't you think they..."

Chen Shuyao put her elbows on Sherlock's shoulders, smiled and shook her head: "It's not all to blame."

Although Evolution Chen is not the same as her, after all, she is a fictional character based on herself. If she doesn't understand Evolution Chen, no one will understand.

Sherlock nodded: "But at their age, they are not allowed to fall in love in China."

"Of course not, this is called early | love." Chen Shuyao brushed the snow off Sherlock's shoulders, covered her mouth with the back of her hand, and said softly, "If it wasn't in the game, you would never have had the same success in love. achievement."

"What you said makes sense." Sherlock touched his chin, and the corners of his mouth curled into a perfect arc, "But I see that there are quite a few small hotels in the small alleys near the school, so it's possible that the customers are all adults. Are you bored to change the environment?"

"...You can play by yourself, I'm going to get some fresh air elsewhere." Chen Shuyao picked up the cane and moved it aside like an old man.

Sherlock spread his hands in a daze and looked at Watson: "Aren't I telling the truth?"

"Don't look at me." Watson shrugged, took Selena's hand, and the corner of his mouth slightly curled up, "I only know this kind of edge ball, not everyone is willing to cooperate with you."

Then Sherlock was left standing alone in the middle of the snow, watching the people passing by like shooting stars.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the sun gradually weakened, and the crowds of tourists began to disperse.

Evolution Chen is a complete old fritter on skis. He returned the equipment first and waited at the door. Then Watson and Selina, the newlyweds, walked out of the door talking and laughing. Only Chen Shuyao and Sherlock Didn't come out for a long time.Waiting left and right, there was no familiar figure in the crowd.Watson was about to take out his mobile phone when he finally saw Sherlock walking out with the help of Chen Shuyao.

"I'm going, sister, are you going to die with honor?" Evolution Chen hurriedly walked over, looking at Chen Shuyao's waist, "Are you all right?"

"Not yet..." Chen Shuyao rolled her eyes and pointed at Sherlock, "He called me from behind, he called me, and I fell when I turned around."

"He called you?" Evolution Chen took Chen Shuyao's other arm and couldn't help chuckling, "Did he tell you to be careful?"

"..." Chen Shuyao coughed twice, still firmly seeking the peak of truth, "Think about it, it's his first time skiing, so I'm not worried about him. When I heard his voice, I got nervous and couldn't hear him clearly. What did you say, I wanted to look back, but I couldn’t stand still.”

"Sister, what you said is too reasonable." Evolution Chen suppressed a smile and silently gave Chen Shuyao a thumbs up.

Chen Shuyao twitched the corner of her mouth: "Then... of course."

"Then you are already like this, can you still participate in the activities later?" Evolution Chen Meifeng raised his eyebrows and coughed twice, "Why don't I take BC and Peanut to high by myself, my friends see them , must be happy..."

"What does it mean to be able to participate? I have to participate, okay?" Chen Shuyao pushed the two of them away, straightened her back, and walked with big strides, "Look, I have nothing to do at all, I was just a little tired just now."

Seeing that everyone was in a state of suppressed laughter and internal bleeding, Chen Shuyao gritted her teeth: "Don't you believe me? Not only can I walk, I can also run, and I can also jump."

Chen Shuyao ran while talking, it seemed that there was no serious problem, but it was a pity that the last big jump, as soon as he split his legs, time stopped.After a while, she glanced sideways at Sherlock.

"Come and help me down, stretch it, stretch it."

"..."

Sherlock ran over helplessly to help Chen Shuyao: "Can't you see that she is just teasing you on purpose? She must know in her heart whether life is more important than chasing stars. After you kicked and broke the ribs of an adult man, she It’s impossible to confront you again. Having said that, your physical fitness really needs to be improved, a 17-year-old can act like a 70-year-old, how can you do that?”

"You are only 70 years old." Chen Shuyao glared at Sherlock.

Of course she knew that Evolution Chen was just teasing her, but she just didn't want to admit that she was skiing and fell into a dog.She is such a strong person, isn't she...

Just as I was thinking, a familiar voice came from beside me: "Hey, Miejue Shitai..."

Evolution Chen took a deep breath and let it out slowly, and managed to force a smile to look over, but he didn't smile: "He Yu, have your bones become a little dense recently? Do you want me to loosen it for you?"

"Blame me for being cheap, okay?" He Yu smacked his lips with a playful smile, and poked his head out of the car window: "Hey, is there any arrangement for a while? If not, let's go play together? My dad bought it. Lots of fireworks."

"You, get out of here as soon as possible, okay?" Evolution Chen Chao He Yu waved his hand, "Don't talk about watching the fireworks, I'm afraid I won't be able to make it through this year, and I'll end up depressed."

"Fireworks are great. It's the best time to put them on during the New Year's Eve." Chen Shuyao turned her back to Evolution Chen, and winked at He Yu, "Hey, where are you going to put them off?"

He Yu was stunned for a moment, then smiled and gave a thumbs up: "I know there is a place, it's absolutely nice."

"Hey!" Evolution Chen crossed his arms and took a step back, "I agreed in advance that I'm going to go with you, and I won't spend New Year's Eve with this bastard."

after an hour……

The heat of the spicy hotpot lingered in the center of the table, and the fight between the two Northeast men resounded through the entire hotpot restaurant, deafening.

"Brothers are good, five leaders, 666!"

He Gangqi opened a bottle of beer, and with a bang, he patted Chen Zeyi in front of him, with a flushed face and a hey smile: "You lose, drink!"

Chen Zeyi is not much better, his tongue is |hard|hard: "Drink, just drink."

Evolution Chen, who didn't want to participate in this party at all, was forced to come here, and after he was full, he folded his arms and looked expressionless the whole time.Of course, Sherlock, Chen Shuyao, and Selena were not much better.Not to mention, Watson couldn't understand Chinese at all, and the emotional shouts of the two were no different to him from Duck Tinglei.

"Pusi, pusi."

The four of them followed the sound and saw He Yu shaking the key in his palm, then pointed to the door with his eyes closed.

Evolution Chen glanced at Chen Jinrong and Mama He who were chatting happily, pretended to scratch their heads, and compared "ok".

"Mom, I want to take Shuyao and the others out for a stroll, it's near here." Evolution Chen squeezed out a harmless smile.

Chen Jinrong glanced at his watch: "You must go home before 09:30."

"no problem!"

Several people walked towards the door solemnly and indifferently, but as soon as they walked out of the door, they all breathed a sigh of relief.

Chen Shuyao rolled her eyes: "But I escaped, and going out to eat with adults is simply a nightmare."

As soon as the words fell, the sleeves were ripped off, and Chen Shuyao noticed that He Yu and Evolution Chen both cast surprised glances.

He Yu closed his chin: "Do foreign parents also punch?"

"Oh no, I'm just expressing my feelings about what happened to you." Chen Shuyao curled the corner of her mouth, "Oh, by the way, what about the fireworks? Shuyao has access control, I think it's better for us to end the event earlier, what do you think? "

The five of them took a taxi to He Yu's house, removed almost all the fireworks, and went straight to the holy land of fireworks that He Yu said.It is said to be a holy place, but it is actually just a sports field that is about to be abandoned.The large open space just happened to be a treasure land for festival carnival.When they arrived, there were already many people gathered there.The ground was full of empty shells of fireworks after they were set off. He Yu kicked and kicked to make room at the best spot.

"Stand far away, otherwise it will be inconvenient to watch." He Yu said while unwrapping the fireworks.

"Then what do you think?" Evolution Chen finished speaking, seeing that He Yu's gaze was a bit complicated, his tone immediately turned 180 degrees, "Then I will trouble you, thank you."

Then he took Chen Shuyao's arm and turned to walk towards the viewing platform: "Let's go to the viewing platform."

"I think we might as well go a little farther away. I'm a little tired after skiing all day, and I don't want to go that far. And some fireworks are more effective when viewed directly below." Selena shrugged with a smile .

Evolution Chen looked at Chen Shuyao, and the latter also looked tired, thinking about how many times she fell today...

"Then... okay." Evolution Chen walked a few steps with Chen Shuyao on his shoulders, turned around, faced the fireworks, and looked up, "That's it, you can look up and look at the angle, you shouldn't feel very tired."

"Find a good position and stand quickly, I'm about to light the fire."

He Yu took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, leaned closer to the firework, saw Mars, and ran towards them, just running to Evolution Chen's side.Accompanied by the sound of "bang bang" one after another, colorful lights rushed into the sky, bloomed suddenly, and scattered like rain.

Chen Shuyao looked up at the gold thread and silver thread above her head, before she felt her head resting on Sherlock's shoulder.

"so fast."

"what?"

"After zero o'clock today, it will be 13 years." Chen Shuyao put his hands together slightly on his lips, the corners of his mouth slowly raised, and muttered softly, "I really never dreamed that I could spend the New Year with you."

Between them, across the boundaries of time, place, and even dimensions, this is no longer a problem that can be solved by the word "dream".

The shoulders were suddenly hooked tightly, Chen Shuyao glanced at the hands on the shoulders, and then looked sideways at Sherlock, who looked up at the fireworks indifferently, the colorful light reflected his sharp-edged face.

Xu Shi noticed her gaze, and he looked down: "If you like it, in 13 years, 14 years, until a long, long time later, I will buy it for you every year."

Sherlock squeezed his eyes, and moved his lips to Chen Shuyao's ear.

"Just the two of us, Watson is not to share."

Chen Shuyao chuckled, "Then I might be scolded to death by Watson's fans."

Sherlock frowned slightly: "Does he have fans?"

"You guys have always been regarded as that kind of CP in the show, okay?" Chen Shuyao gave Sherlock a smirk.

"Are we... well matched?" Sherlock glanced at Watson standing beside him, frowning.

"We are worthy, if we are worthy of one face, you are worthy of the whole universe." Chen Shuyao said, not forgetting to nod solemnly.

"Shu Yao..."

Chen Shuyao followed the voice, and saw Evolution Chen looking down at the phone screen, frowning.

"what happened?"

Half an hour later, Mi Chenggang came home.

Sherlock twisted the envelope on the table, and pulled out a small card from the envelope...

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