[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

Chapter 6

After N days of eating bread with coffee and tea, Chen Shuyao felt that she was going crazy.

Probably due to physical problems, she can't fall asleep when she drinks coffee, no matter when she wakes up in the morning or at any time, a cup of coffee is enough for a day and a night.Don't talk about others, she is afraid of herself.But everyone is drinking, so you can't always refuse, right?Speaking of tea!In China, she always drinks green tea, jasmine or something like that, just a little tea with a little taste is enough.But the British, regardless of men and women, drink freshly brewed strong tea with sugar and cold milk!She really can't get used to this difference between Chinese and Western food.

She wants meat, no cheese, no salad dressing!Braised in soy sauce, dry stir-fried, steamed, boiled with a little salt will do!

"No! I want to turn over!" Chen Shuyao yelled suddenly, instantly attracting the eyes of Watson who was reading the newspaper in the room and Sherlock who was staring at the suspect's photo on the wall. in the ocean.

Watson frowned slightly: "Sorry, what are you talking about?"

"Nothing." Chen Shuyao got up and strode towards the bedroom, closing the door with a bang, leaning back against the door, looking around.

"Xiao Bai! Xiao Bai!"

A few minutes later, a puff of smoke drifted past, and Yu Hang, who was wearing Dalmatian pajamas, lay sleepily on the bed!

Chen Shuyao grabbed his arm and dragged him under the bed.

Yu Hang tugged at the collar that was half dragged off, and frowned as he sized her up: "Hey, hey, you're such a soft and cute one in reality, why are you so rude now?"

Chen Shuyao rolled up his sleeves and pointed at him: "Let me ask you, where do you usually hide? You can't sleep in the same bed with me!"

Yu Hang yawned leisurely, with a mean smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Don't move!" Chen Shuyao searched around the house, and finally found an old tickle, and swung it towards him after rounding it.

"Hey! I have something to say, I'm joking with you, as a game NPC, how could I be in the same space as you!" Yu Hang retreated and dodged, and was finally forced by Chen Shuyao to go behind the door, covering his head with his hands, " Comrade, calm down!"

Chen Shuyao pointed at Yu Hang with a tickle, narrowed her eyes slightly, half doubting: "What you said is true?"

As soon as Yu Hang breathed a sigh of relief, he heard a "boom", and the door opened suddenly. Watson behind the door was full of vigilance: "Sorry, the sound was wrong just now, so I just opened the door and walked in. Are you okay?"

Chen Shuyao glanced at the door dully, then raised the corner of her mouth: "I'm fine, very very fine. (I'm fine, very, very fine)"

"Why are you holding this thing...pointing at me?" Watson glanced at the tickle in her hand.

"Uh..." Chen Shuyao withdrew her hand and scratched her back, smiled and shook her head, "Nothing."

Although Watson looked dazed, he had to accept her explanation: "Well, if there is any danger, you can call us."

"Of course. (Of course)" Chen Shuyao felt that her face was about to freeze from laughing.

Watson nodded, went out, and closed the door behind him.Ever since, Chen Shuyao saw behind the door...it was empty.

Just as she was looking around, she turned around and saw Yu Hang sitting on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed, with a big red nose, which almost scared her half to death.

Chen Shuyao touched her nose subconsciously, and frowned: "Are... are you okay?"

It hurts to look at.

"I'm fine, why not? Don't you know? Our NPCs are god-like existences in the game, and it's impossible for us to be injured at all." Yu Hang spread his hands as he spoke, with an indifferent look, and said two lines The sudden nosebleed betrayed him.

"You, you have a nosebleed." Chen Shuyao pointed to his nose.

"Really?" Yu Hang wiped his nose indifferently, and looked away, "Well, tighten your collar, it's been too long since a female player came."

"Oh." Chen Shuyao silently dragged her turtleneck sweater.

Yu Hang sucked his nose, but the nosebleed was still like a torrent of water, and he couldn't stop it.

Chen Shuyao suppressed her laughter, silently handed over a pack of tissues, and then returned to her original position: "I'm sorry, next time I'll try to reduce my personal charm as much as possible."

"It's okay, I'll be immune next time. Why are you looking for me?" Yu Hang blocked his nose with paper, his voice was very nasal.

"I need props." Chen Shuyao suddenly became serious, with firm eyes, "The kind of props that can make me become proficient in English in an instant."

"That's impossible..."

"Ah?" Chen Shuyao scratched her head straight away, "What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly."

"That's not impossible." Yu Hang grinned and scratched away the tickle with his index finger, his voice turned down, "It's just that we can't go through the normal channels."

After finishing speaking, Yu Hang put his hand back, and stretched out his hand, and there was something like a hearing aid lying on the palm.It's just very old, the rubber part of the earphones is almost aging.

Chen Shuyao took the thing suspiciously, and looked at it in his hand: "Is this a hearing aid?"

"This is the translation treasure that was thrown away by the last female player." Yu Hang pointed to the "hearing aid", "The usual default listening function is to translate what they say into Chinese. It becomes a speaking function. He will translate what you think in your head into English, and you can speak it after listening to it yourself.”

"This thing is really so useful, which female player will throw it away?" Chen Shuyao suddenly thought of a question, "Wait a minute, you said that there have been no female players here for a long time. What era is this from?"

"My English isn't particularly bad at first, so I don't want it if I get used to it within three months. As for this thing..." Yu Hang smiled and gestured with three fingers, "Not long ago, the latest product from 30 years ago."

"...Okay, let's deal with it." Chen Shuyao put it on by herself, "So, that female player must be 50 or [-] years old now."

"No way, he is now married to the grown-up Harry Potter, or, if you take side missions, you will meet them sooner or later." Yu Hang shrugged.

"This game still has this function?" The corners of Chen Shuyao's mouth raised slowly, "Then Juan Fu and I..."

Yu Hang nodded proudly: "As long as you think about it, nothing is impossible."

Think about it, maybe in the future, I will have Juanfu to accompany me to bed every day, and I will kiss my forehead in the morning to say good morning.There may also be a small lucky roll... Chen Shuyao's head is full of fireworks, egg salutes, and love affairs are all floating clouds, okay?

"It's nothing, I'm leaving first." Yu Hang stood up and was about to fly.

Chen Shuyao grabbed his arm and looked up to meet the blood-soaked toilet paper: "Give me the latest version of the English-Chinese dictionary."

This thing is a product of 30 years ago, not to mention whether the grammar of people’s speech has changed now, who knows what the hell it will be translated into when new things appear in the past 30 years?

"Do you think I'm Doraemon?" Yu Hang pushed her hand away and lifted his collar, "Let me tell you, I'm a man of character and moral|Fuck, let me sell the game, that's absolutely No……"

Before he finished speaking, he caught a glimpse of Tickle and Tick coming over from the corner of his eye. He was still looking straight ahead, but pretended not to be himself and silently handed Chen Shuyao a dictionary.Then it turned into a puff of smoke, and the sentence still echoed in the air—remember, I have integrity | Fuck, I have a strong character...

Chen Shuyao looked down at the dictionary, silently embraced it in her arms, and slowly raised the corners of her mouth.

10 minutes later, in a certain supermarket...

"Where is the beef?" Chen Shuyao asked the shopping guide, and she nodded after the latter pointed it out to her, "What about the pork chops?"

At that time, on the second floor of 221 Baker Street, Sherlock, who was sitting on the sofa with his hands on his temples on both sides, closed his eyes and meditated, suddenly opened his eyes, but his eyes were still blank.

"Where's the follower?"

Watson poked his head out of the newspaper: "Excuse me, who?"

"Who else, of course, is the mysterious victim Shuyao." Sherlock glanced at Watson, then looked at the open door of the bedroom, "Didn't you notice that she was gone?"

Watson frowned, looked at his watch, pointed at the dial, and coughed twice: "Didn't you hear her say that she went to the supermarket? It happened half an hour ago."

Sherlock looked away at Watson, then closed his eyes again, lost in thought.

Watson spread out the newspaper again, and said nonchalantly, "You seem to care about her."

"of course."

"You actually admitted it?" Watson was in disbelief.

"If you have a victim who comes back from the dead, you don't want her to die suddenly and stage a second anti-reality before the truth is found out."

"Then you are wrong, I don't care." Watson shrugged.

"..." Sherlock looked at Watson, "Who have you been in contact with recently?"

Watson dodged his eyes a little: "Uh, no one, just a nurse in the hospital called..."

"You'd better stay away from her."

Watson unconsciously became vigilant: "What did you find again?"

"Although there is no room for your IQ to be lowered, but if your IQ is too low, it will be contagious. I still hope that my assistant, Dr. Watson, can maintain the original IQ level, and try not to bring this low IQ virus into the world." 221 Baker Street."

Sherlock said with a twitch at the corner of his mouth, took his coat, got up and walked to the door, and took a long breath: "Before you return to normal, I have to go out to get some fresh air, so as not to be affected."

Watson shook the newspaper: "Heh, Sherlock, you should remember that if it wasn't for me, you would have been photographed to death countless times."

"Hush, listen." Sherlock turned his face sideways, looking extremely serious.

"Normal people with low IQs can't hear what high IQs can hear."

Sherlock took a deep breath, and the corners of his mouth slowly raised: "I seem to smell the strong smell of blood|smell|scent from fresh cases."

Watson pricked up his ears through the newspaper, and sure enough he heard the sound of heavy footsteps going upstairs, and it was already very close.

"I can't wait." Sherlock rubbed his fists, and suddenly opened the door, "Welcome..."

But soon, the smile on his face froze: "Why are you?"

Before the words fell, he was stuffed with ingredients.He lowered his eyes and glanced at the things in his arms, then raised his eyes to look outside the door.

"I really can't stand you being so secretive. Let me see how fresh the case is." Hua Sheng got up and walked to the door, and saw Chen Shuyao raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, his eyes lingered between the two, and the corner of his mouth Raised slowly.

"Everyone is here, that's great, I'll show you off today."

Watson suppressed his laugh: "It's a case, yes, but it doesn't seem fresh enough, Sherlock."

Sherlock turned his head slightly, and said in a short but explosive voice, "Shut up, John."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Shuyao dragged her to the kitchen by his sleeve.

"It just so happens that I need a striker, and you are the one."

The author has something to say: In this chapter, the heroine will get the English artifact that is not very easy to use by not being able to enter the Hall of Elegance. After getting it, she will use Chinese to express the English spoken by the heroine, but because it is not easy to use, Some words or parts may be wrong in the later stage. If there are any, I will note where the English mistakes are in brackets, okay~~~~

ps: Because the heroine is scumbag in English, so in order to reflect the scumbag of the heroine’s English, she will write in English and explain in English in the early stage (so, what she said is basically wrong, students and babies, don’t follow suit), saying Chinese is directly written in Chinese.Later, the system will give her props. After the props, she communicates with Juan Fu in English, but all of them are written in Chinese.

In addition, the people she partners with, whether it is Sherlock, Watson, Jasmine, Harry Potter, or Spider-Man, all speak English, but they are written in Chinese to improve readability.