[Comprehensive] How to pretend to be a victim?

The two looked at each other for a moment, and Sherlock's eyes narrowed slightly.

"Did I misunderstand you? That scarf that day..."

"No." Chen Shuyao interrupted him directly, "Listen, I like you, it has nothing to do with whether you like me or not, and it has nothing to do with whether you will accept me in the end. You can continue to live your way, just be I am your victim. If one day, I can walk into your heart."

She silently swallowed her saliva, carefully touched his chest with her index finger, then raised her eyes to meet his gaze, and the corner of her mouth curled up: "That's my luck. If I still can't do it on the day I leave, I will You can also have nothing to worry about. No matter what you do, you will not suffer."

Sherlock frowned slightly: "You..."

"Oh, it seems that I have found the wrong person. You are really not good at cooking. You should go out and study your case." Chen Shuyao turned him around, pushed him out of the kitchen, pulled the doorknob with both hands, raised his eyebrows, " Alright, I'll call you, bye."

Then without waiting for his reaction, he directly closed the sliding door of the kitchen.

After a while, Chen Shuyao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the footsteps at the door fading away.

I don't know if there is a translation error in what I just said.However, the feeling of finally saying something that has been held in my heart for a long time is not only comfortable.Although, she is now so nervous that her hands are shaking.

The sound of clapping came, Chen Shuyao looked up and saw Yu Hang sitting on the balcony above the trash can, looking at her with a smile, with a Bondi stuck to his nose.

Chen Shuyao frowned: "When did you come here?"

"Just now." Yu Hang jumped off the balcony, walked to her side, picked up the potatoes on the ground and handed them to her, "Don't be so nervous, I came prepared this time, he won't hear you."

"So you just heard everything?" Chen Shuyao raised an eyebrow and rolled up her sleeves.

Yu Hang took a few steps back vigilantly: "Hey, hey, it's okay, if you have something to say, don't keep doing it."

When he said that, he reminded her.It's good that she wasn't bullied before, so she still does it?Even with her hands, with her small body, no one is afraid of her, right?

Xu Shi saw her doubts, and Yu Hang pointed to her chest.

"It's normal. The character of another identity in you will become more and more obvious."

Chen Shuyao covered her chest: "You mean the owner of this body?"

"Hmm. I guess the reason why you were so brave just now is also because of this. In fact, if you choose the character yourself, you will be replaced by the character from the beginning." Yu Hang spread his hands, "But you It was an accident, you were randomly selected by the system. So..."

"Then what kind of personality is she?"

Yu Hang sighed: "Let me tell you this, your situation is the only scorpion shit since the game's public beta. It's not that no one has been randomly selected as a character, but that no one has ever been randomized before. The dead characters in the plot. So it’s not that I don’t help you, it’s that I don’t know who you were, what you did, and what character you were. All these mysteries must be solved by you bit by bit.”

Chen Shuyao felt a blow to her chest, and covered her face with her hand: "Aren't your games too sloppy?"

"But our score is high, always 9.8." Yu Hang's eyes dodged a little.

"100 out of [-]?" Chen Shuyao remained expressionless.

"10 points!"

"That's just brushing."

"...Please don't doubt us, we are the professional leader in this kind of game." Yu Hang took a peeled potato casually, took a big bite, chewed a few times before feeling wrong, and ran to the trash can to vomit Lose.

How could it be brushed?Ah!It's so contemptuous!That's what he begged his grandpa to tell his grandma one by one!Who made him lose every time with Yu Zhe's crispy shell?

"Then I know, it's probably this kind of game, just you." Chen Shuyao rolled his eyes at him, took out the beef from the bag, and put it on the cutting board.

Hearing this, Yu Hang froze, walked to her side softly, looked at the knife in her hand from time to time, and smiled: "Anyway, you are already here, so let's try it. In fact, solving the case is very interesting, especially with yourself. related cases."

"Thank you." Chen Shuyao took the incomplete potato from his hand expressionlessly, and glanced at the door, "You can leave before I explode."

"Then bye." Yu Hang was about to leave when he suddenly remembered something and came over again, "Hey, do you really know how to cook?"

"Yuhang!"

Chen Shuyao turned around and saw a puff of smoke gradually dissipating.

It seems that no matter what, she has to take a good trip to this muddy water.All right, who told her just now that she would accompany Juanfu to solve the case?

after an hour……

In the living room, Sherlock stared at the plates on the coffee table, a little dazed.

Chen Shuyao pulled a chair and sat down opposite him, put her five fingers together, and pointed to introduce one by one: "Beef stewed with potatoes, beans stewed with pork ribs, hot and sour potato shreds, mixed with cold dishes. The last one, because there is no bean paste, so I use soy sauce and Vinegar, I don’t know how it will taste.”

Sherlock frowned: "So what is that?"

What are these?Why hasn't he heard of any of them?

"Uh, these are not important. In order for you to control these dishes well, I bought you an artifact." Chen Shuyao took apart a pair of chopsticks and handed them to him, then took another pair and held it in his hand, "like Use it like this."

"I've seen this thing before, it should be Chinese chopsticks." Sherlock looked away from the chopsticks in his hand and looked at someone, "Are these dishes Chinese?"

"Yeah, I actually grew up in China." Chen Shuyao chuckled, took a piece of pork ribs and put it in the bowl in front of Sherlock, "Try it."

She was really afraid that Sherlock would get to the bottom of it, so she would tell this lie.

Fortunately, Sherlock didn't doubt it, but held the chopsticks clumsily to pick up the ribs, but several times it was clearly caught, but when he tried hard, it was empty.

Seeing that he was a little annoyed, Chen Shuyao silently picked up a piece of pork ribs, poked the bone away with chopsticks, and put it near his mouth.

"No, I'll do it myself." Sherlock seemed to be competing with himself, his eyes fixed on the meat in the bowl, and he tried again and again.

It's not difficult to understand after thinking about it. According to her understanding, apart from not knowing that the earth revolves around the sun, he seems to be omnipotent and omniscient.

Chen Shuyao also didn't want him to feel that she had a weakness, so she put the meat back in her bowl and silently watched him try hard and fail again and again.After a few minutes, he was finally able to remove the ribs from the bowl, and the corners of his mouth slowly raised.

"I just said..."

Then as soon as the chopsticks crossed, the ribs fell back into the bowl.

Sherlock suddenly put down his chopsticks and pointed to the two thin sticks: "I really don't understand why they use such things with such low practicability? In comparison, forks are very useful. "

"Not necessarily." Chen Shuyao picked up a rib and held it up in front of him, "Look at this kind of food, it has meat on both sides, but in the middle there is only a layer of skin covering the bone. If you use a fork, you can only insert it on both sides. Then when you bite the other side, it is easy for the bone and flesh to fall apart, and the bone falls out. Of course, it is also possible to use too much force, and the meat on the side where the fork is inserted will fall apart. But the chopsticks can clamp the bone in the middle, so you can rest assured. The meat on both sides, isn’t it good?”

Sherlock glanced at the chopsticks on the table and frowned slightly: "I still like forks."

Inadvertently caught a glimpse of Chen Shuyao pursing his lips, his eyes narrowed slightly: "Are you smiling?"

"No, no." Chen Shuyao quickly straightened her expression, waved her hand, picked up the meat that had just fallen off, and brought it to his mouth, "Just think of it as a favor for me, try it."

Sherlock hesitated, and finally opened his mouth to bite the meat.

Seeing him chew and taste carefully, Chen Shuyao was very nervous.

In the past, at home, she was the only one who helped.Being able to have these few dishes today is purely the result of watching the pigs run. She doesn't have full confidence in conquering the stomach of the detective.

After a while, Sherlock's Adam's apple twitched, his gaze settled, and then he picked up the chopsticks again, and asked nonchalantly, "How did you pick it up just now?"

The corners of Chen Shuyao's mouth raised slowly, and his eyes lit up: "So the taste is good?"

Sherlock looked sideways: "Except for the fact that the tool is not very easy to use, I will give you an 10 out of 8.5."

"That's not bad, and there is room for improvement!" Chen Shuyao excitedly picked up several pieces of meat and put them into his bowl, "Then eat more and don't leave any leftovers. I will make new ones tomorrow."

Sherlock frowned and looked over: "What about Mrs. Hudson and John?"

Chen Shuyao was stunned for a moment, then suddenly patted her forehead: "Oh yes, I forgot to tell them. You should call them quickly..."

"That's unnecessary." Sherlock tried to pinch the meat again, but failed.

"Why?" Chen Shuyao silently picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth.

Sherlock continued to lower his eyes and try: "After today's incident, they will not come back for dinner. I was just thinking, maybe I should leave some for them."

At a certain moment, Sherlock finally picked it up and brought it to his mouth, but before he opened his mouth to bite, Chen Shuyao chuckled, and the meat fell on the coffee table with a "pop".

Mou Xia stared at the meat on the coffee table with a bit of sadness, and licked her lower lip invisibly.

"It seems that you don't care about everyone." Chen Shuyao leaned on her chin with one hand, stared at the left chest of the person who was staring at the meat, and whispered to herself: "I have to discuss with them, let me save the meat." Squeeze in."

Sherlock didn't seem to hear what she said at all, and stood up suddenly: "I'd better get a fork."

But was stopped by Chen Shuyao: "Sit down, I'll teach you."

Then she took his hand with one hand, took the chopsticks with the other, and placed them between his fingers.

"Use force, but don't hold it too tightly. Otherwise, it will be inconvenient to pick up things." Chen Shuyao held Sherlock's hand holding chopsticks, and slowly approached the meat in the bowl, pinching his fingers, gradually clenched them tightly, and then brought them to his mouth , staring at the piece of meat, "Open your mouth, ah—"

Sherlock stared at her serious look, and silently bit the piece of meat.

I always feel that something is weird, but I can't tell it for a while, this kind of feeling is very uncomfortable.

"You look about 17 years old, did you teach children?" Sherlock's eyes were dark, trying to find out the answer from her reaction.

"Huh? Me?" Chen Shuyao pointed at herself in disbelief.

She is recognized by all the students as the most impatient person, the one who can't finish cross-stitching keychains.

Seeing her reaction, Sherlock frowned slowly.

Wrong again?How come his way of reasoning doesn't apply to her at all?

At that time, Chen Shuyao suddenly realized a problem.

If she is a preschool teacher, then isn't he...

She looked him up and down silently, and couldn't help laughing.

Giant baby?

The author has something to say: Someday...

Mrs. Hudson: I heard you were defeated by chopsticks?

Sherlock: How is that possible?look!

Sherlock picked up a piece of meat tremblingly, and Watson suddenly pushed the door in, his eyes lit up: I heard that Shuyao is cooking again?

"Paji"...

Huasheng died at the age of 36. (The reality and system setting time of this article are both in 2017)