This life of catching chickens [comprehensive martial arts]

一

Because Du Lingmeng accidentally showed his cards, thinking of the recent rumors, many people also believed that Yu Luocha chose a woman to inherit, and she gained a lot of followers for a while.

As for whether he wanted to grab the Rakshasa card, or really wanted to take advantage of her to climb to a high position, it was hard to tell.

Finally, those demon cult believers Xinsun were settled, and Lu Xiaofeng had time to return to the Silver Hook Gambling Shop.

As soon as he stepped into the room, he saw the blue-bearded man at a glance, with only two buttocks exposed, and a mercury meter standing upright between the buttocks.

Yu Tianbao was lying on the side, holding a bucket, vomiting non-stop.

Lu Xiaofeng: "...What are you doing?" He walked away for a while, did something happen again?

Before he could finish his sentence, the old master already gave him a "shh", telling him not to speak, to disturb Du Lingmeng.

Lu Xiaofeng became even more curious. When he walked over, he saw the doctor squatting aside, holding a charcoal stick, frowning, writing and drawing on the floor. .

Even the floor of Silver Hook Casino is paved with marble, and the charcoal stripes are drawn in various ways, which is very conspicuous. It is a good thing that Bluebeard did not come back to life.

After a rustling sound like silkworms biting, Du Lingmeng threw off the charcoal and let out a long sigh of relief.

Only then did Lu Xiaofeng ask: "What are you doing?"

The old Wuzuo has already answered proudly: "The girl said, this is called anal temperature measurement. After death, the body cools down slowly. There is a rule. From the number on this crystal pillar, combined with the current climate, it can be calculated that the person is dead. How long can be accurate to the quarter."

Du Lingmeng waved his hand: "If you blow it, you'll be accurate."

One point is equivalent to twenty minutes in modern times.

She got up, got up a little anxiously, a little dizzy, and was supported by him.

After Du Lingmeng stood firm, he said: "Didn't you ask me when Blue Beard died? I have figured it out now, and you can call his wives to ask again, and that's enough."

Then, she told him the result of the calculation.

Yu Tianbao on one side was still vomiting.

Du Lingmeng patted him on the back helplessly: "Brother, can you still do it?"

Yu Tianbao casually grabbed Blue Beard's sleeve and wiped his mouth, angrily said: "Who can say that! Can you say this to a man!"

He had been in the same room with Blue Beard for a long time, and he had gradually started to get used to it. He even felt that he could accept it just by looking at it.

Yu Tianbao felt even more terrifying now.

Du Lingmeng smiled and said, "I still care about you."

Lu Xiaofeng frowned.

"Otherwise I won't let you test it first, and then test it for him."

Lu Xiaofeng instantly cast a sympathetic look.

Yu Tianbao started to feel sick again.

He wanted to cry without tears: "Can you not be disgusted? Isn't this fucking just letting me kiss a man's ass!"

Du Lingmeng clicked his tongue, a little confused about the brain circuit of the landlord's stupid son, "What you said, your clothes are still embroidered and spun by others. Don't they have been touched all over your body?"

Yu Tianbao subconsciously protects his chest.

Before Du Lingmeng could laugh, there was a burst of laughter from the door.

When she looked over, she saw a big girl with a round face, smiling and looking at her side, revealing two deep dimples.

Yu Tianbao shouted: "Who are you!"

The round-faced girl was not afraid of being yelled at like this, she even smiled and said: "I am the second concubine of the person lying there."

She was referring to Bluebeard.

Yu Tianbao couldn't help but said: "What kind of daughter-in-law did this dear man marry? No one will even be sad for him after his death."

The round-faced girl ignored him, swept around the room, stopped on Lu Xiaofeng's hand that was still supporting Du Lingmeng, then stared at Lu Xiaofeng and smiled: "My name is Tang Keqing."

two

Lu Xiaofeng had already made up his mind after he came out of the Western Xia Palace, he will never think about it, and he will no longer be intoxicated with himself.

Facts have proved that he is right, this good habit should continue to be maintained.

Tang Keqing looked at him, warm as spring one second, full of provocation the next.

He has seen this kind of look a lot, every time he takes the doctor out, many men will look at him like this.

But it was the first time a woman looked at him like this.

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly wanted to inherit Yu Tianbao's bucket.

But he didn't throw up.

Tang Keqing had pushed him away, grabbed Du Lingmeng's hand, and said with a smile, "What's your name? What do you do in Silver Hook Casino?"

The doctor obviously didn't realize that something was wrong, he just said: "Du Lingmeng, I have taken over the case of Blue Beard, and you are also his aunt? I didn't see you this morning."

Tang Keqing sighed: "I haven't been in the city for a few days, and I just came back today. I heard someone talking about it at the gate of the city just now, so I rushed here."

Du Lingmeng nodded: "Can I trouble you to call them over? I still have some questions I want to ask them."

Tang Keqing said sweetly, "No problem."

After she finished speaking, she ran out like a happy little skylark, not at all like the concubine whose husband had just died.

Yu Tianbao looked at the blue beard who was standing on the side of the corpse, and he had no fear of this brother, but felt a little bit of sympathy for each other.

Just after thinking about it, he shivered subconsciously.

After only knowing each other for a long time, he became like this!

Yu Tianbao secretly made up his mind that after he was cured, he would run away in a hurry. If this female devil really inherited the old monster's demon religion, she would definitely drive people crazy!

He can't afford to offend old monsters and female devils, and now he is even more grateful that he was not taught to be a monster by this cheap father. Yang Enquan spent all these years paying back the blame by himself, and he will not stand in the latrine and block his son's enthronement up.

Yu Tianbao's heart skipped a beat when he thought of how he had been blamed for all these years.

The one with a hidden disease, could it be that own son?

At the same time thousands of miles away.

Hua Manlou: "Lord Ximen, you have been sneezing for several days in a row, why don't you stop grabbing some medicine and rest for a while, there is no need to hurry on your way."

three

After a while, the wives and concubines of the blue beards also gathered in the hall.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Can you tell me what you were doing last night?"

The first to speak was Bluebeard's original wife, Li Xia.

She sighed deeply: "Before the two of you talk about the case, I have some family matters to settle first, and I hope you will wait first."

Li Xia turned to the other women, her gaze sharpened in an instant: "The head of the family is dead. I know some of you who are reluctant to follow him. I just ask you to restrain yourself these few days. You have worked hard for him all these years. , After I have him mourned, I will share the money, and you are free to stay."

very scary!

Yu Tianbao instantly understood why the old monster had only one wife and would not remarry after death.

Divide up your property and remarry in minutes after you die!

After Li Xia finished speaking, the other concubines all looked at the second concubine, Tang Keqing.

Tang Keqing still smiled: "You all watch what I do, listen to what the eldest lady has to say."

Fang Yuxiang sneered and said, "She's been out meeting wild men for so long, I think she's already found her next home."

Lu Xiaofeng wanted to say, you really misunderstood her, she really has no interest in wild men.

Third Aunt Hong'er suddenly said: "Second Aunt has the best relationship with Eldest Wife, it's not surprising that she knows how to enter the dark room."

She looks like an iceberg beauty, but this sentence hits the nail on the head.

Because of the thin sympathy with Blue Beard, Yu Tianbao was a little embarrassed when he heard about family affairs at first.

Lu Xiaofeng was already stunned.

This time, they would hear a few of them fighting with each other, each digging traps, talking and talking, and then began to blame each other for the bearded man to kill the other. In the end, those reasons were completely untenable, but they were all cleared away.

Looking at it this way, the case cannot be investigated at all.

"Obviously I killed it!"

Someone yelled this sentence, and the room fell silent for a moment.

Du Lingmeng only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and a person jumped out of nowhere.

This person had some mental problems at first glance. After shouting that he was a murderer, he began to snap his fingers in full view. He looked like an adult, but he acted like a child.

His clothes are bright red, and there are a lot of flowers embroidered on it, which are colorful and eye-catching.

Even so, her eyes were taken away by his hat.

It was a long and tall hat, very similar to the black and white impermanence hat in the picture book, the difference was that there were a few large characters embroidered on it that read "The World's Number One Prodigy".

Du Lingmeng blurted out: "President!"

Lu Xiaofeng looked at her strangely: "Do you know this person?"

Li Xia also looked strange: "Is my brother so famous?"

Du Lingmeng shook his head, and said fascinatedly, "I've only heard of him. Honest man, forgive me."

It was the first time she saw such a big green hat.

The green tall hat says Prodigy, and he is Li Xia's younger brother, and he is really called Li Prodigy.

Li Shentong smiled at her and said, "So you know me?"

Du Lingmeng nodded: "Hi, President."

Li Shentong proudly puffed out his chest, shook his head and said, "Okay, okay."

Du Lingmeng asked again: "Have you seen the owner of the Golden Arch Gate recently?"

Li Shentong bit his finger: "Who is the owner of the Golden Arch?"

Du Lingmeng laughed, with red mouth and white teeth: "The owner of the Golden Arch is called Lan Lanlu. The owner of the blue door is best at catching children and giving them a Gu called Happy Meal. If the child does not eat for a period of time, he will feel uncomfortable."

Li Shentong seemed to become very frightened, and suddenly ran aside and got behind his sister.

Li Xia and the others also looked at her in horror.

This person can chat with a lunatic for so long.

Auntie Chen Jingjing couldn't help trembling and said: "Here, this female arrester, are you okay?"

Only then did Du Lingmeng look at them expressionlessly.

"It's all over? Can you start cooperating with the case now?"

Lu Xiaofeng cleared his throat: "I've already checked, at midnight last night, none of you were in your room."

Li Xia and the others immediately turned pale.

Yu Tianbao: "..."

So just now you're showing off your acting skills!Women are so scary!