This life of catching chickens [comprehensive martial arts]

Lu Xiaoji: Crooked, is it 119?

Seven

The things that should be reacted were also understood in a blink of an eye.

Tianshan Child Elder's surname was not Tong.

There are dwarves in this world, and there are also dwarves who have practiced weird internal skills, so they will not grow up in a lifetime.

Therefore, the little girl he thought was actually Du Lingmeng's master, who was already a hundred years old, but she was only as tall as a seven-year-old girl.

Lu Xiaofeng had no time to be surprised, and had no time to be surprised.

He originally thought that Tianshan Child Elder and Li Qiushui were sisters, so Tianshan Child Elder's martial arts should be higher than Li Qiushui.

He was wrong.

She is much taller than Li Qiushui.

Especially that day when he was competing with Li Qiushui, Du Lingmeng was on the side. Her uncle was very defensive, and when she was competing with him, she was still distracted to observe the doctor.Tianshan Child Elder is different, this is her territory, the whole mountain is full of her people.

The opponent's profound internal strength of more than 90 years must not be head-to-head. He has never seen the palm technique he uses. Even though he is short and short-handed, he stretches out a few fingers, which is a grabbing gesture, and it is full of danger.

Judging from his experience, if he was caught, his entire arm would probably be torn off abruptly.

Tianshan Child Elder is a master, it is even more impossible to expect others to be soft on her in the face of her apprentice, not to mention that Du Lingmeng had told him to be careful before coming here, and he also sensed the attitude of the other party from Mei Jian and the others along the way. , so after avoiding a palm, he became serious.

Child Elder sternly said: "You don't have to worry about her, don't be timid, just fight back."

He ran away a few steps, knowing that this battle was inevitable. The opponent had already planned to fight him from the moment he stood there, so he said helplessly: "I respect my opponent, so I never make myself unfamiliar. effort."

Lu Xiaofeng is not good at killing moves.

Even his famous skill is just a weapon to catch the opponent.

After hearing this, Child Elder was silent for a while, then sneered, "Both of them are good people, no wonder they couldn't protect her at that time."

Lu Xiaofeng paused for a moment, then he came to his senses in an instant.

No wonder she was abolished by Mr. San, and she was able to learn lightness kung fu again later.

It was Tianshan Child Elder who helped her.

On the Vulture Palace, Tianshan Child Elder is the leader, because the younger brother and his younger sister have pinched each other for most of their lives, and it turns out that the younger brother likes the younger sister and her younger sister.The rest of the attendants of Jiutian Jiubu are all women who have been hurt by men. When it comes to men and women, their words and attitudes are quite extreme.

He finally understood why her master wanted to punish him.

In this instant, he avoided several moves. The opponent seemed to force him to make a move. He couldn't dodge it, so he had to block it. Every move was very common. It was a basic method that must be learned before learning kung fu. Even the martial arts masters in the martial arts gym can do it.

These moves in his use did not have any variable false moves, wide opening and closing, precise measure, all thanks to his youth and strength, he blocked the opponent's next move without any aggressiveness. .

After a stick of incense passed, the entire garden was completely destroyed, Lu Xiaofeng gradually lost the wind, but still used the original trick.

Child Elder said angrily: "Why, you don't want Grandma to see who you are from?" While speaking, the attack became faster, he breathed disorderly, narrowly avoided a claw, and jumped onto the rockery again.

Lu Xiaofeng said with a slight smile: "I have no family or sect, seniors can't tell."

Child Elder stared at him, said coldly: "Are you still in the mood to laugh at this moment?"

Lu Xiaofeng's smile deepened: "Among the opponents I have faced so far, senior is indeed the strongest. Senior has checked everything about who I am. The more I come to this point, the happier I am."

He has experienced many adventures, but in recent years, he has rarely encountered battles that made him go all out.

Lu Xiaofeng quit gambling easily, because the result of the competition no longer had any suspense for him.

Only then does he feel alive.

So he may not be able to quit trouble for the rest of his life, and now he even wants to take a little trouble full of mysteries.

Child Elder also laughed.

When she laughed, she looked innocent because of her stature, but she sounded creepy.

"Very well, if you take grandma's trick again, see if you can still laugh."

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at her raising her hand, as if a hidden weapon flew out, she stretched out her five fingers, and she had grasped four dried pine nuts in her hand, because she was standing on the rockery, she couldn't see the coming direction clearly at the moment, all by intuition, she sent out in an instant .

He has practiced his finger strength to the extreme, and poured another five points of internal strength. The pine cone was originally very brittle, but after he popped it, the sound of breaking the wind was very terrifying.

After a few puffs, all four pine cones fell to the ground, pierced by a bone-piercing steel nail, and spun on the ground.

The steel nails are just right in the middle of the stem, and the pine cones have not been broken up to this point.

Child Elder looked at those few pine cones, and finally nodded.

Lu Xiaofeng jumped off the rockery, squatted down, hissed in a low voice, and covered his right shoulder, but there was no trace of blood.

He understood that those four steel nails were all tricks, and the one on his shoulder was the "trick" that Child Elder said.

Seeming to have succeeded, Child Elder's expression has eased a lot, she said leisurely: "Do you know what is in yours?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "I also ask senior to advise me."

Tianshan Child Elder put her hands behind her back, her face showing color: "This is a life and death talisman."

He had never heard of this hidden weapon, but just by hearing the name, he could somewhat sense the danger in it.

Sure enough, I heard Child Elder say: "This life and death talisman can make you live but not die, once the life and death talisman is planted, there is no antidote, you have only one way to die, I see if you can still laugh?"

She still remembers the past.

Now Lu Xiaofeng knew why this and Li Qiushui were able to pinch each other for most of their lives. These two people fought against each other to hold grudges.

He smiled wryly: "Why can't you laugh? People are going to die, laughing is better than crying."

Tianshan Child Elder was startled when she heard his words, for a moment she thought of the foolish apprentice behind the rockery, looked down at him complicatedly.

"This life-and-death talisman can only be deciphered by me and her. If you dare to betray her in the future, she can urge you to take your life at any time."

After saying that, he snorted coldly, flung his sleeves and left.

Eight

Du Lingmeng came out from the underground palace, went through the tunnel, opened the rockery mechanism, and saw Lu Xiaofeng lying on the snow like a dead chicken.

She was startled, she didn't expect Master to move so fast, she quickly squatted down, and subconsciously stretched out her hand to check his breath.

Then the dead chicken laughed softly, and the warm breath burned the back of her hand.

"You scared me to death!"

Du Lingmeng was angry and annoyed, and slapped him hard.

Lu Xiaofeng coughed for a while, and said helplessly: "Take it easy, take it easy, or you will really be a widow."

Du Lingmeng checked his pulse and found that his internal strength was exhausted and there was no internal injury, so he felt relieved and spat: "Who is a widow? I just married you. Once you die, I will remarry."

Lu Xiaofeng slowly stood up, put one hand around her shoulders, because he had no strength, he could only lean on her body.

He smiled slightly and said, "Didn't you say that, the disaster has been around for thousands of years, and you often call me a jerk, I think I still have hundreds of years to live."

Lu Xiaofeng was tall and heavy, and fortunately he was lying on the ground just now, and regained some strength, and with her half support, he came to the palace where she lived, and thought that only his own room was heated, his face turned red, his eyes drooped. Look at the attendants of the Haotian Department, helping him into the main room on the couch.

Lu Xiaofeng fell into a deep sleep this time, and when he woke up, the sky outside the window was already bright.

Fu Minyi was sitting at the door sewing clothes, and when she heard the sound, she smiled with the room outside: "Go find the girl, just say that the son-in-law has woken up."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

The taunt was very accurate.

After Du Ling dreamed, he realized that he had slept all day and it was already afternoon.

Dinner was fed by my sweetheart, and it was a very good opportunity to make fun of me before.

The premise is that there are not so many people watching.

From Fu Minyi, he probably understood that the doctor was especially popular among them.Let others feed the porridge to the Master Shao, even if they are stared at a few times, they will not lose a piece of meat, so it is considered as a condiment.Lu Xiaofeng thought very forgivingly.

After she put the bowl back on the tray, the people in the room filed out.

There were only the two of them now, so Du Lingmeng asked how he met her master that day.

After listening to him, Du Lingmeng's expression changed for a while.

"...You may be the first person to pat the head of her old man. This experience can last a lifetime in the Western Regions."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Du Lingmeng comforted him and said, "But it's okay, when I first met Master, I gave her candy."

Lu Xiaofeng feels that this cannot be compared at all.

Listening to what she said now, it seems that Tianshan Child Elder didn't choose to break his leg, it seems quite kind.

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "You come here this time, do you think you have other plans besides leading me to see Master?"

He is very familiar, and has already called the master.

Du Lingmeng laughed: "Yes, it's also about treating Hua Manlou's eyes."

A group of bigwigs from the Xiaoyao faction are naturally gifted above ordinary people, they live a long life, and they all stay in the house, thinking about everything when they are bored in the house, doing scientific research.Li Qiushui brought the little wolf dog and palace fighting to the extreme, and Wu Yazi became obsessed with one of them, chess, calligraphy and painting, which is enough for ordinary people to play for a lifetime, and he was addicted to each of them.

On this Misty Peak, Tianshan Child Elder, in addition to building infrastructure and being the king of the mountain, also practices martial arts, so she is the strongest kung fu among the three. Other than that, she studies the human body like Frankenstein when she has nothing to do.

Du Lingmeng said again: "Master used to be even more eccentric than now, and he has been away for a long time, he doesn't care about morality and human relations, but he has tossed out some medical skills that seem evil now, such as continuing hands and feet, one person has been disabled for many years, and another person is used. Once the legs are connected, I can walk naturally."

Even if she looks at it from a modern perspective, her old man's transplantation technology is also supernatural, basically overcoming rejection.

However, Newton's coffin boards have long been unable to cover, and it is meaningless to dwell on these.

Lu Xiaofeng was taken aback: "You want to replace Huamanlou..."

Du Lingmeng shook his head.

"You must use the eyeballs of a living person to change eyes, Hua Manlou will not agree."

What Du Lingmeng didn't say is that even if she is in the six doors and wants eyes, there are still a lot of death row prisoners who deserve to die. It's just that the level of medical care is not high in this era, and the environment of death cells is too bad. She doesn't know how to use the hidden dangers of infectious diseases.

If she really planned to do so, she could have operated on Hua Manlou a few years ago.

At that time, she had already met the five children of the Hua family. Suppose she mentioned it once. His fifth brother has been immersed in the mall for many years, but the calm person immediately calmed down. He said that if it was really possible, he would definitely give his whole family Huamanlou was persuaded with great strength.

In her previous life, she had seen a lot of news about cornea replacements, and she saw Child Elder's method as ordinary and calm, but Hua Manlou's family had given up their hearts for many years, and now she saw the hope of his recovery, At the same time, if you care about it, you will be chaotic, I'm afraid things will be more troublesome instead.

Lu Xiaofeng also reacted.

She herself would run out for her own preferences, let alone do things that would embarrass her friends.

He asked curiously, "So, now you have found a way to not change your eyes?"

Du Lingmeng nodded: "Do you still remember the time I emptied Ximen's medical books?"

"His family may have some origins with the Western Regions, and it complements the medical books I read from Master."

Can there be no origin? They are all the only copies of Yu Luocha in Wanmei Villa.

Everyone is in the Western Regions, where all kinds of exotic plants grow, and it is not surprising that they can cure any disease.

Lu Xiaofeng came to a sudden: "No wonder you insisted on finding him when you were investigating Xiao Feng's case." When he went to find her, there were medical books all over the floor, and when he met Ximen, he had to return the books, presumably after reading the research.

Du Lingmeng smiled: "That's right, at that time, while investigating the case, I checked his eyes regularly."

She didn't care whether he could understand or not, she simply talked about nerves and lenses, and in summary, the success rate was very high.

Du Lingmeng said again: "It's just that there are still a few medicines missing, one of them is in this big snow mountain, and the flowering period is approaching recently, it just so happens that you follow, it will be much more convenient to pick it."

nine

It was agreed to go to collect herbs, and Du Lingmeng mentioned this while having dinner together, after all, Master still knows this area well.

Tianshan Child Elder then asked someone to fetch the map.

She frowned and looked at the picture for a moment, then scolded: "I remember that there are still several trees in the back mountain. Before you came, they were all removed by that little bastard on White Camel Mountain."

What this means is that at the beginning, the old man had too much fun with Li Qiushui, and she was too lazy to take care of common things. She was robbed by a little ghost from under her nose, but now the apprentice wants it, and she has to go to other people's territory to get it.

When the master is angry, the disciples will naturally coax them as much as they can.

Du Lingmeng said: "It's okay, I'll go to White Camel Mountain and then transplant it back for you."

Child Elder hummed, she was about to touch something from her sleeve, but withdrew her hand: "I remember the Rakshasa card is with you?"

Du Lingmeng said: "Yeah, that leader doesn't seem to have any intention of taking it back."

Child Elder sneered and said: "When this kid came to inquire about it personally, I felt that there was a ghost. He said that you are my apprentice, and his expression was very strange. So he still hasn't given up on asking you to take over his mess?"

Du Lingmeng: "..." I am not as sweet as you think, Master.

She tactfully said: "Yu Luo just wanted to check my details at that moment, but I didn't expect you to admit it so quickly."

Child Elder glared at her: "Why, it's embarrassing to say that you are Grandma's apprentice?"

Du Lingmeng laughed: "Little Sansheng is lucky, I am flattered."

Child Elder still had a stern face, snorted, and let her go, "That little bastard is nothing, but the big one, not only poisonous, but also cunning, you are stupid, if you meet He, don't talk nonsense with him, just take out the Rakshasa card."

Du Lingmeng asked curiously: "Why didn't you just report the name of Vulture Palace?"

She seemed to care a lot just now, why did this make her pretend to be taught by Raksha again.

Child Elder said: "You don't know, those people in White Camel Mountain have been staring at the secret books in our palace for a long time, that little bastard came to the mountain to propose marriage to the maid beside me several times. If you let them know about you, it will cause a lot of trouble .”

Du Lingmeng obediently agreed.

Child Elder asked again: "The kid surnamed Lu is going with you too?"

Du Lingmeng nodded.

Child Elder said: "He doesn't respect his seniors, otherwise, Grandma would have picked off that hand to feed the vultures, but you seem to be very nervous about this kid, so you spared his life."

Hearing her words, Du Lingmeng knew that she was trying to explain it to herself, because she was so angry at the time that she beat her a little bit, she smiled secretly for a while, and said in a serious manner: "Thank you, Master."

Child Elder waved her hand, seeing that it was getting dark, she greeted her and said goodbye.

When they returned to the courtyard that Child Elder had set up for her, they saw Lu Xiaofeng had changed clothes by himself, and sat on the bed, holding a volume of her medical books in his left hand.

He listened to the sound and looked over, covered his face, and stretched out his hand to signal her pulse.

Du Lingmeng sighed: "This person's vitality is really strong."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I only have the energy to take a shower and change clothes, so it's not bad?"

Du Lingmeng said: "Although Master didn't directly praise your kung fu, but based on what I know about her, I still admire you very much. I heard from Sister Mei Jian that she couldn't sleep well yesterday because you practiced with her. It smells a lot better."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

...So the script I told her was wrong.

In Du Lingmeng's stories about domineering princes falling in love with me, the kind heroines from poor families will always meet the grandfather or grandma whom the hero respects.

Usually, at this time, because the heroine doesn't know the identity of the old man, she will easily please the old man with her simple and unaffected appearance. When she talks about matching her and the hero, the heroine doesn't know the inside story, so she will decline.

Finally, when there are opponents in the family, the elder will come out and hold the hands of the hostess and hostess together.

Anyway, he had never heard of the elders beating up the heroine so violently that she couldn't get out of bed.

In order to get as close to her thoughts as possible, he has recently entertained himself by putting himself in those stories, and consciously chose the heroine.

Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "Now you can rest assured?"

A few days ago, she seemed to be more worried than him.

Du Lingmeng was startled, looked at him for a while, then smiled slowly.

"Actually, that's not what I've been thinking about lately."

This is a waste of emotion.Lu Xiaofeng refused to accept, "Are you really not worried about me at all?"

Du Lingmeng began to analyze with him, first talking about the internal strength cultivated by Tianshan Child Elder.

"Her old man will rejuvenate every once in a while. From the day of her birthday, she only recovers one year's skill every day."

Tianshan Child Elder is almost a hundred years old, and it will take half a year to recover her skills, Lu Xiaofeng thoughtfully said: "So you chose a time when she has not recovered her skills to come to her?"

Du Lingmeng shook his head, "Master is now in his prime."

"Only at this time, she has just recovered, and has not yet fully adapted to her own skills, so she will have scruples about her inaccurate attack this time."

"Besides, if you specially pick a day for her retreat to let you see her, Master will think I'm partial to you, and will be even angrier."

Lu Xiaofeng said helplessly: "You seem to be always prepared for everything."

Du Lingmeng was a little surprised: "Is that so?"

After asking, she laughed to herself, "There's no way, except for critical moments, you always take one step at a time. There must be one in the family who knows how to make calculations."

She has been paying attention to his expression, and found that he looks sick and thin with loose hair. She softened her heart and stopped teasing him. She stepped forward and hugged his arm, raised her head and said, "Of course, I'm still worried. Yes, but I trust you more than that."

Lu Xiaofeng looked at her pretending to be surprised: "Where did you learn these words?"

She smiled and said, "Have you graduated from the teacher, Mr. Lu?"

The teacher laughed uncontrollably: "You have passed the test."

At this time, the lights were flickering, and Mr. Lu wanted to teach her some other things, so Fang lowered his head, pulled the wound on his shoulder for a moment, and snorted again.

Du Lingmeng frowned, and pressed him to lie down, "Where did you get hurt?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "On the shoulder."

She ran to the outside to bring the medicine box and couldn't help but said, "Why didn't you tell me yesterday?"

He smiled wryly and said, "I said something serious, but I was too sleepy, so I forgot."

Du Lingmeng pulled the robe down his shoulders, and there was indeed a patch of bruises, so he heard him say: "It seems to be called a life and death talisman?"

After hearing this word, her complexion changed instantly, and she said in a panic, "Master told you?"

"Did you see what it was?"

Lu Xiaofeng recalled: "It seems to be a piece of thin ice? I happened to be at a high place at the time, so I couldn't see it clearly."

Seeing her pale face, he finally understood how powerful this thing is. His first reaction was to stand up and wipe her tears, and comforted her in a low voice: "It's okay, can't you solve it..."

It's fine if he doesn't say anything, but after he said that, tears wiped away more and more, the clothes on her chest were wetted, she sobbed and said: "Even if I can untie this thing, it will hurt my body, and I will suffer a lot. "

Du Lingmeng blamed himself even more as he spoke: "I should have thought of this. Master and the others have always been paranoid about the relationship between men and women. They always feel that I was bullied by you and forgive you easily, so they want to warn you."

"Obviously I have always liked you, and there is nothing wrong with you at all."

After hearing what she said, his heart softened.

Previously, he only heard Hua Manlou relay her words, which meant that she was also guilty of that incident.

At this time, after listening to her confession, I realized the misunderstanding and miss here, and said helplessly: "Your master is right, we are two bad people."

Obviously just being provoked, both of them felt guilty for the other's sake.

Sure enough, she stopped crying, and instead taught him a lesson: "You have always been like this, don't worry about big things, and it's thanks to you that you can carry it until now, and still hide it well in front of me. This life and death talisman once It's more intense than once..."

The more Lu Xiaofeng listened to it, the more he felt something was wrong.

He blinked: "Isn't this life and death talisman activated only when it is activated?"

Du Lingmeng frowned: "I thought Master gave you painkillers, how did you feel when you hit the talisman?"

Lu Xiaofeng hesitated and said, "It's just...the pain?"

Du Lingmeng also blinked, stretched out his hand to press the wound on his shoulder, and poked hard.

Lu Xiaofeng: "It hurts, hurts——"

Du Lingmeng withdrew his hand, stood up, and silently started packing the medicine box.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at her in surprise: "It's dead?"

Du Lingmeng sniffed: "If there is no disease, there is no cure."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't react.

She calmly said: "You were deceived by Master. It's just a piece of ordinary ice. If you don't inject internal force, it's not a life-death talisman. I just cut a small wound and rubbed some medicine. It will be fine tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, she wrinkled her nose: "Lu Xiaozhu, you are so delicate."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Ten

This person has always been optimistic, but now it turns out that he was cheated by the master. Since he was fine, he was in the mood to tease her again: "Who said you don't worry about me just now."

Du Lingmeng flipped through the medical books, feeling embarrassed, and ignored him.

Lu Xiaofeng said again: "It's just a minor injury, doctor, do you want to treat it too?"

Du Lingmeng knew very well that he called her doctor when he was teasing in his heart, and he had accidentally called her out a few times, but this was the first time he had said so openly.

But after being called by this person, no matter how ordinary the address was, it became gorgeous and ambiguous.

She put down the book, sighed, and patted the side of the couch.

"Come here, I'll rub the medicine on you."

The medicine is cold to relieve pain, but the hands are hot.

When the time was right, Du Lingmeng tilted his head and said politely: "You know you are still recovering from your injuries, right?"

It's stupid to replace him now.

Du Lingmeng tucked the quilt up for him, and said with a smile: "You take a good rest, it's rare to come to the Western Regions, I'm going to have a night talk with Master."