[Comprehensive] I really have a problem with my daily life

Tachibana flower, full name Tachibana Ying.It was my good friend who went abroad for family reasons when I was in primary school.

I vaguely remember that when we parted, she was still a cute little girl... Ah, although her appearance is not much different from when she was a child, but I always feel...wrong!It's a little different from what I imagined!But it's hard to tell what's different!

With a serious face, I reached out and pressed the other person's chest.

Tachibana Hotaru: "..."

"It's really you, Tachibana!" I put on a surprised expression, held the other's hands, and said excitedly, "At first I thought it was your twin brother or something!"

"Although Tachibana is often recognized as a boy and I'm used to it, but Yi-chan, I'm very shocked when you say that about Tachibana..." Tachibana Hotaru said, her body swayed, and her emotions were visibly depressed.

"Sorry, because your appearance is too misleading..." After the initial shock faded, the good mood of reuniting with old friends prevailed, and I asked happily, "Tachibana Hana, have you returned to Japan? Why are you here? Where do you go to school now?"

"Tachibana, I have returned to Japan a long time ago! Now I am in Tonghuang!"

"Hey—it's the same school as Wuyue Qingfeng!"

"Huh? Yi-chan, do you know May?"

After we looked at each other for a few seconds, both of us spoke at the same time.

"You know May!?" X2

This is really... Even though they all have mutual friends, and the distance is not far away, it turns out that they didn't know each other after delaying for so long? !The world is so small but the distance between people is so far!

But after the excitement passed, I realized the key issue: "Sorry Tachibana! My date with my boyfriend is coming up soon, and I can't talk much now. Tell me your contact information, and I'll see you next time!"

"Hey——has Yi-chan made a boyfriend?" Tachibana Hotaru still had a congratulatory smile at the beginning, then as if thinking of something, her expression changed, "Who is it? Is it reliable?"

"...Hey? Of course it's reliable! My boyfriend is very good! Next time I have time, I'll introduce him to you!"

"Ok!"

After saying goodbye to Tachibana Hotaru, along the way, I couldn't help but feel emotional.

Why are there so many menswear bigwigs among my female friends... It's okay to be born like Kashima, Haruhime is a type of last resort, and now there is another Tachibana... Do I still have some buffs? !

I didn't pay much attention to this episode, but I mentioned it to Akashi during the date.

Akashi immediately connected with the previous incident: "Is that the one you confessed to on the roof in elementary school?"

"...Hmm." You remember it too clearly, don't you?Do you really care?I nodded, "It's her, Tachibana Ying, and I just heard that she and Wuyue also know each other..."

"Tachibana Hotaru?" Akashi frowned, "I remember she is the president of Tonghuang's student council..."

"Huh? Really?! But yes... If you are also the president of the student council, you and Tachibana should know each other..." I couldn't help feeling that Japan is really small again, "It's been a long time since we met... Next time Play with her."

"Hmm..." Akashi raised his hand and lightly touched his chin, lowered his head slightly, and said hesitantly, "Tachibana Hotaru's words... it can be said that the concept is a bit extreme or even middle school."

"..." No, it's not... That, that... My lovely boyfriend, do you really think you have the right to speak out about others?Don't think I don't know those embarrassing words just because I'm not there!Zhe also told me already!You are the one who said things like "I am the one who overcomes everything, everything is right" and "Even my parents can't easily forgive a guy who goes against my will"!

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"...No, it's nothing." I took the other's arm down, interlocked his fingers, and leaned my head towards him, "Then next time I will introduce you as my boyfriend." give her."

Akashi was taken aback for a moment, then laughed, "Yeah."

I was surprised and happy to get in touch with Tachibana again, and I even mentioned it to my parents that night.

"Ah! That little girl who played well with you in elementary school!" Mom recalled, holding her chin with one hand, "Her mom is super handsome, and she's a policeman...but she went to America later, There was no contact... I remember that her father was in poor health and was hospitalized all the time, and the time she went to America was also because of her father's health problems."

"Yeah, Tachibana was the same at that time, and she ran to the hospital to see her father." I put down my chopsticks, touched my chin, and fell into deep thought.But Tachibana's mother is really super handsome... Could it be hereditary?But Tachibana looks more like her father...

"Oh! If this is the case... Could it be that Xiaoying lives alone?" Mom frowned and fell into worry, "Isn't this kind of reassuring... After all, she is a girl and is underage. ..."

"That's right..." I echoed halfway, then paused, my expression became a little tangled, and I hesitated, "Actually, I'm not that worried..."

After all, Tachibana... is not right either!There are also perverts who prey on cute boys in this world!But in that case, Tachibana is a girl... Ahhhhhh!Completely wrapped myself in!Better go see her another day!

"By the way, how was your date with Akashi today?"

"It's good." After I replied, I thought about it, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said solemnly, "Mom, I want to ask you a question."

Seeing this, my mother also put down her chopsticks, and waited for it: "Let's talk."

"You said..." I rubbed my hands and fell into distress, "How long can I interfere with my boyfriend's clothes after dating?"

"This..." Mom sighed softly, and seriously replied, "Anytime! But you can't just say it, let him buy clothes for him when he goes shopping with you! Buy a complete set! I want to use Akashi's level should be able to understand your meaning soon!"

The father who was still happily listening to our chat at the side interrupted silently: "Well, Maki, wait a minute, didn't it used to be..."

Both of us, mother and daughter, ignored Dad and just exchanged ideas there.

"My dear mother understands you! Your dad used to dress much more horribly! It took me a long time to correct it!"

"Hey? Have you corrected Dad's aesthetics?"

"No, he corrected his habit of buying clothes by himself."

I:"……"

Dad: "Ahem, ahem—that, remind me, I'm still here."

I'm not saying I have any objections to Ah Zheng's clothes... It's just that sometimes I feel... "My boyfriend really just wears it casually because he's handsome and fair-skinned"... Then I suddenly feel disgusted The other party has a strong desire to buy clothes.

But think about it carefully, if you buy clothes for Akashi...

"I always feel that I still need to work hard to make money in the future." I wrinkled my face and muttered with a deep expression.

At that time, I expressed panic on Twitter that I couldn't afford Akashi, but now I actually start to think about this issue seriously...Life is really full of drama.

At this time, I didn't expect more drama to come.

The root cause is that on the day I learned of my final grades, I happily reported to Akashi that I was the fourth grader in my age, and then chatted with Wuyue, and the result was that I learned the amazing news from the other party.

"What!? Was cheated by the Cowherd?! Tachibana her?!"

【yes!let me tell you!That must be fairy dance! 】

From May's gritted teeth, I learned the cause and effect of the matter.Tachibana got into a fight with a cowherd for a friend, and she got into a game that caused her to owe a whole lot of debt, and the other party asked for repayment... Of course not the dirty one, but joining his team to participate in a survival game...

Didn't I say...whether it's a real cowboy or a fake cowboy, do you all like to play shameless things like making cute and handsome girls pay for themselves? !Is it too rubbish? !

And survival games... shouldn't you team up with me! ?I'm missing one now!

I wanted to come to Tachibana's address, and came to the door aggressively... Then I found the person involved—Tachibana and two adult men I didn't know at the door of Tachibana's room.

"...Yi, Yi-chan?" Li Hua was stunned, and immediately ran forward, "Why are you here?"

"I got the address from May..." I was also stunned, and after I realized it, I took a step back in a bit of confusion, "Li, Tachibana, are you also at this age? But two at a time or something...forget it Now, as a friend, I will also respect your preferences..."

"No! Although I don't know what you're talking about, I-chan, you must have made a mistake!"

"So... what's going on?" I glanced at the two boys with a black hair and a golden hair next to Tachibana with scrutiny, "I heard that Wuyue said that you were tricked into his team by a cowherd... Is it this golden retriever?"

"Oh, miss, you really have eyes..."

"Please don't get me wrong, I'm just judging according to the law of ten cowherds and nine golden retrievers." As I spoke, I stepped forward to stand in front of Tachibana, took out the checkbook, eager to try, "Say it! Tachibana still owes How much do you pay, I will pay!"

"...Huh?" The golden-haired cowboy looked at Tachibana in shock, "Firefly, could this be your girlfriend?"

"...What?" I was more shocked than the other party, "Tachibana, do you like girls?"

"...What?! Does Yingying like boys?!" The expression of the golden-haired male protagonist is a little bit broken, and it doesn't look like a fake.

I wondered for a moment, and immediately guessed the misunderstanding: "You don't think Tachibana is..."

"Ahhhhh—!" Tachibana ran forward suddenly, dragged me and hid in his room, and then warned me in a low voice with horror, "I-chan! Please keep it secret! Don't reveal that Tachibana is a girl! "

"Although I think the other party doesn't believe me if I tell him... But tell me first, what's going on?"

In Tachibana's narrative, I finally figured out the cause and effect.

Tachibana misunderstood that her friend was cheated by the golden-haired cowherd, and came to provoke him, but it turned out to be a misunderstanding.But because of a big fight that destroyed the Cowherd's shop, the Golden Retriever Cowherd took the opportunity to let him repay the debt by joining his team.Originally Tachibana was going to confess, but the Golden Retriever Cowboy's team only had boys, so she simply concealed her mistakes...

After hearing the whole thing, my expression was numb: "As a cowboy, he can't even tell that you are a girl. The cowboy is disqualified."

Although Suohuan is also... But the other party is an idiot, so there is no way!Ah... Could it be that this golden-haired cowherd is also an idiot?It's over, this will give me the wrong impression that blonde cowherds are fools.

"Do you still owe money now? Shall I borrow you first to help you pay it back?"

"No need! Tachibana has already paid off!" Tachibana lowered her head a little embarrassedly, "Mr. Matsuoka is Tachibana's friend now, and Tachibana also likes this team very much... No, it's better to say... being in this team, That's great."

Looking at Tachibana's joyful expression, my original words got stuck in my throat and I couldn't utter them.

"...Damn it! For the sake of your expression like this, how dare I break up you as a stepmother!" I hammered on the door angrily, with a look of unwillingness.

Laozi's team formation plan went bankrupt before it was implemented!How can it be repaired!

Tachibana Hotaru: "?"

By the time Tachibana invited the two boys into the room, I had already calmed down.

"Tachibana, I probably explained it clearly..." Tachibana pointed at me and said, "This is my friend from elementary school, we have a very good relationship!"

"Hello, I'm Hyuga Iori." Even though Tachibana had explained it, I still couldn't help looking at the two of them with the eyes of the bastard who abducted my friend, "Thank you for taking care of Tachibana."

"Where... I am Songgang Zhengzong." The golden-haired cowherd introduced himself, but his expression seemed a little unnatural, "We are, and we are often taken care of by Yingying...Axue, you also say a few words!"

A black-haired boy with natural curly hair and black-rimmed glasses stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and said in an admiring tone, "Mr. Iori, I have admired you for a long time."

"...Hey?!" Tachibana Hotaru looked shocked, and ran over to block me, with her hands spread out in the posture of a hen protecting her chicks, "I-chan has a boyfriend!"

Smiling, I put my hand on the other person's shoulder and walked forward, with a friendly attitude: "Calm down, Tachibana." Judging by the reaction and tone of this person, he is clearly a fan!

"Well, I know, he's the young master of the Akashi Zaibatsu, right? I'm an AI party." The boy adjusted his glasses, took out a manga wrapped in a book cover, and handed it over with an earnest attitude, "Teacher, this is my manga. Please take a look."

"Be careful Yi-chan! That is the source of the ugly evil in the world! Throw it away!" Tachibana tried to stop me, but it was a step too late. I had already opened the manga, and a bunch of images that could be mosaic came into view.

...Ah, could this be...

I stared at him dumbfounded. The boy adjusted his glasses, lowered his head slightly, and looked a little shy, with a blush on his face: "My name is Toru Yukimura, my pen name is Xiaotori Jiujiu, and I am serializing SM comics." "My Little Sister Is a Bird of Prey"... If it's Iori-sensei, you can just call me Axue."

"...Ah, ha, ha ha ha..." I let out a mechanical dry laugh, and closed the manga tremblingly.

Matsuoka Masamune at the side was a little confused: "Why do you call Yingying's friend a teacher?"

"Huh? Komatsu, don't you know? Iori-sensei is one of the rising stars in the manga world, my idol, and I even drew the fanfic of Iori-sensei's works."

"...Hey?" Tachibana looked at me with terrified eyes, and tremblingly said, "Yi, Yi-chan, you also draw this kind of..."

"No! I'm drawing a very serious kingly boy manga! The type that saves the world!" I immediately stopped Tachibana's imagination that was about to go astray.

"Huh—I'll just say it! Yi-chan won't do it!" Tachibana looked expectant, "Is it the subject of saving the world? As expected of Yi-chan! Tachibana, I must watch it!"

"...Hmm." I managed to force a smile.As for the fact that I have drawn erotica before, and that I have even collaborated with a colleague who has seen this little bird chirp teacher draw with a trumpet, let’s just pretend it never happened!

"Hey—then why don't you read my comics, Tachibana?"

"About this point, Xuecun, you should know something."

My assault this time started with the momentum of killing the door, and ended with a happy (on the surface) atmosphere.

When Tachibana sent me downstairs, he asked about what happened just now: "Yukimura said, I-chan, that your boyfriend is Akashi...is it the president of Tachikai University, Akashi Seijuro?"

"Yeah." I nodded and said with a smile, "Do you know Ah Zheng?"

"Hmm..." Tachibana's expression was a bit complicated, and he crossed his arms, "I met him because of the student union when I was a freshman in high school. I always felt that Akashi-kun was a bit strong... and he was a little bit of a sophomore..."

"..." My thousand words are all in my complicated eyes.That... It's not that I want to complain... But why don't you two have a B number in your heart? !Wake up, Tachibana!You are a fucking person who still thinks about saving the world and aspiring to be a partner of justice since childhood to uphold justice!Did you agree to make me laugh? !

"What's wrong, Yi-chan?"

"It's nothing, I don't feel like talking right now."

I suppressed my hesitation to speak, and when I returned home, my first reaction was... Search for the fanbook of Teacher Xiaoniaojiujiuzi.

Xiaoniaojiujiuzi, I met Da Da when I first entered the circle in the first year of the country. At that time, the other party had not yet started serialization and was just an ordinary fan cartoonist. In the second year of the country, we collaborated on a FSN double king fan book, 15N .That was the first collaboration and the last.Because the other party likes to draw props and plays, and I insist on drawing pure love plots... I didn't expect that after all these years, this person has developed from liking props and plays to directly drawing SM manga serials... and FMD is still a handsome boy!

I'm really curious which fanfic of my work he drew... Ah, I found it... Is it really the savior of today?Why?There are two more?

It took me 10 minutes to finish reading these two books. Each book is only [-] pages long. It seems very fast, but... Is it worthy of being an erotic cartoonist known as the AI ​​Party? !It's amazing, really!Both of these books are Charlotte, yes Charlotte X Ross.And the most amazing thing is that it doesn't matter if one is Charlotte X Ross, and the other is Charlotte's sex change...

I feel very complicated watching it, and I have a feeling of being pecked by an eagle all day long.

That night, I turned out the box sealed under the bed, opened it, and looked very solemn.

I always feel that my vest is a bit dangerous... What should I do with the black history... Sure enough, it should be burned, right?