[Comprehensive] I really have a problem with my daily life

"That, that...Actually...it's not what you think..." I explained dryly.

Called back to my senses by my voice, my mother was stunned: "Ah... what Kise said just now, that day was Akashi's birthday... that is to say..."

"...Wait, wait a minute! That's not right!" Dad was still in a daze, "Iori, didn't you say... that day Akashi had something to do and you didn't go home because of the rush of the manuscript?"

Facing the sight of my parents, I suddenly felt the pressure, touched the sweat that didn't exist on my forehead, and said weakly: "That...it was like that, but Akashi still took time to rush over..."

"And then!?" Dad tried to be calm, but his tone betrayed his heart, and the orange in his hand was almost deformed.

"That... because it's late." I tried to explain, "It was already past 12 o'clock... But Ah Zheng just stayed overnight and we didn't do anything! Don't think too much!"

With a smile on her mother's face, she put one hand on her face: "Oh, is our Yizhi shy?"

"Can we blame us for thinking too much!?" Dad squeezed the orange hard, he finally realized his gaffe, coughed lightly, put down the orange and wiped his hands with a tissue, and said earnestly, "Dad Mom is not such an old-fashioned parent, nor is she saying that it is prohibited, just... wait! Did you take preventive measures?!"

"Nothing really happened!" I couldn't help but slammed the table and shouted out loud.

"...Really?" Dad looked suspicious.

"Hey? What's going on?" Mom was surprised, with a cloudy expression on her face. She said with difficulty, "My dear...you won't fight with others, right?"

"Tsk, this is just..." Dad's tone was a bit blaming, "Baby, this is too much..."

"...What on earth do you guys think of me!?" I had a look of disbelief, and my roar broke down a bit in the end.

After I briefly explained what happened that day angrily, emphasizing that Akashi came at my pace, the two showed relieved expressions.

"Well, I should have said it earlier..." Mom said slowly.

"Wait a minute! Akashi, isn't he trying to retreat?" Dad frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.

"What nonsense!" Mom gave Dad an elbow.

I feel very tired this Christmas, and lie flat on the bed.Thinking of the malice of that program group, I hesitated again and again, and opened the forum tremblingly.

[VIBES's IORI has a new work on JUMP! 】

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998L:

Who of you watched the third episode of the confession program on the roof...I, I am speechless...Although I have prepared for a long time, I still have a little delusion. Now it is completely broken and my heart is very hurt.I'm going to quit the internet for a week to heal my wounds, goodbye everyone...

999L:

? ? ?which show?

1000L:

Got it!I grabbed the thousandth floor!This post can actually get so much water, so do I...

Cough cough cough, that program should be the follow-up episodes of the program group that bought the rooftop confession, right?Kise, Kashima, Fupo, and Kyoko.Although it is a configuration of two men and two women, it still has a complex feeling of Kyoko opening a harem... But Kyoko has a good personality and is very playful and hardworking. Unknowingly, it becomes a scene of watching four boys fight. I feel...and she is really popular in playing Weixu!So dark and scary but so cool!It can also be seen from the show that she is not Weixu's personality, and she cannot act in her true colors. It can be seen that her acting skills are good and there is a lot of room for growth!I am a fan of her!

PS: I suggest IORI fans to watch the third issue, there will be a huge surprise.

PPS: Don't watch AI black, it will break your heart.

1001L:

Yeah yeah!These four are friends of Mr. IORI!The part about asking for help on the spot really made me laugh to death!I don't think it's a show effect!Absolutely a coincidence!But the program team should be happy...

1002L:

I knew there would be some movement in this post after the show aired!Shouldn't there be other reactions besides laughing!

1003L:

Do you need to say anything else besides laughing!In the early stage, hahaha, in the late stage, hehehe!

1004L:

The above makes sense...

1005L:

I missed the live broadcast!Which program which channel!When will it be replayed? !

1006L:

Afterwards, there must be some on the Internet... If you are really curious, you can go to the IORI teacher fan area to see. Although the AI ​​​​area is only a part of the interception, the latter part is particularly detailed, and you can also see it.

1007L:

? ? ?what happened! ?

1008L:

Be a good person and drop a link!I looked at the one in the AI ​​​​area and it was analyzed by Mr. Kindaichi.I want to watch the posts in the fan zone objectively, but I personally recommend watching the AI ​​ones. The cute real CP with real feelings has not suffered retribution and even gave out candy! The AI ​​Party is really happy...

1009L I am not Kindaichi:

I knew there must be some movement in this post... Let me put a condensed version for everyone to understand.

Based on the program broadcast tonight, we can draw the following points:

1. Buposhang, Kyoko, and Kise Ryota all have a good personal relationship with Teacher IORI. All three of them trust the teacher, and they seem to speak casually.Moreover, the relationship between Kise and Akashi is also very good. Kise's first reaction is to ask Akashi for help (although Akashi probably didn't want to talk to anyone that night), so he can really rest for a while.

2. Teacher IORI's attitude towards girls is much better and gentler.However, he patiently solved the problems when he was disturbed. Mr. IORI has a good temper.

3. The recording day of the program was Akashi's birthday, and that night Akashi and Mr. IORI were together, probably something basically happened...

4. I simply don't know whether it should be said to be a public execution or a public show of affection...

That's right!We all know the two have been dating for a while!This kind of thing is nothing but what inevitably happens between lovers!but!Time to really face life!Still can't help feeling jealous!

1010L:

Posts in the IORI fan zone: [The best person to ask for help is IORI teacher]

Post in the AI ​​area: [What conclusions can we draw from the information given by the program group]

1011L Landlord:

?These two have been dating for so long, they are both high school students, so they must have done it long ago, what's the fuss about it?It's not announcing their marriage, maybe they will break up at some point.

1012L:

It turned out to be the landlord!Landlord, you finally appeared!Landlord, then how to do reading comprehension!I'm a newbie, I don't understand!

1013L:

As a member of the NI Party, at this time, I wish Teacher IORI happiness with tears in my eyes...After all...Looking at Akashi's performance in the basketball game...Both physical strength and endurance are guaranteed...As for things like skills, just practice It came out, and I trust Teacher IORI more on this point. I still think that Teacher IORI’s early painting style is very similar to Mrs. Sun who collaborated with Teacher Xiaoniao to draw the top ten town circle books in the circle...

1014L:

shut up! ! !How can your mind be so dirty! ! !And Mrs. SUN's painting style and Mr. IORI's overlap is a little bit but not high!I think that Mrs. Sea, another meat-based tycoon, is Mrs. SUN herself!Look at the similarity between the way the vest is named and the style of painting!

1015L:

Am I the only one who cares about marriage? ?

1016L:

I think back then, when AI was not together, a group of people pinched CP until the sky was dark.Later, the AI ​​got together, and the AI ​​party and the opposition party were strangled to death.Now... now I think everyone can shake hands and make peace, and wait for the two to get married!

1017L Landlord:

Here we go again... Have you watched too many fan brainwashing packages?How can it be that simple!It's hard to justify Akashi's father alone!

1018L:

...I just felt that I had discovered a big incident, and when I came here to make a statement, I found out that it had been revealed by the flag host in reverse...

1019L:

? ? ?What? !Are you getting married? !

1020L:

what? What? !Have you met your parents? !Was it Akashi's father throwing a check and saying "I'll give you [-] million to leave my son" or something? !In other words, is [-] million enough? ?

1021L:

Hahahaha what kind of imagination is this! Mr. IORI is obviously the type who will happily take out his own check and throw it back and say "you said [-] million, you take the money and I want your son"...

1022L:

Hahahahaha, what kind of brains are you upstairs!I still think it's a little cute!

1023L:

do you like it?This is the work "reality" by the latest wife "Eight and a Half Fraudster" in the AI ​​area!Now you can see it with a glance on the homepage of the special area!This is great!I think it fits the IORI teacher in my mind best!I also specially drew a congratulatory picture!

1024L:

? ? ?Wait a moment! Congratulations to "reality"? !Could it be Mrs. Aya upstairs! ?Mrs. Aya, the leader of today's private savior circle? !Ma'am, are you an AI party? !

1025L:

Wait, the point is the one who said the landlord spoiled it!Tell me what you have!

1026L:

The matter involved my sister today. She is a clerk in a department store and often complains about the weird customers she meets.

Today she went home and complained about a couple she received during the day, saying that the girl spent seven figures on clothes for her boyfriend, and she used the girl's own salary card... a girl!Looks like it's not there yet!She looks cute and dresses with first-class taste, and her taste in clothes is also first-rate!I'm still so rich!But it seems that there is only that little boy in his eyes!Although Xiaobailian looks handsome and seems to treat her very gently, but this condition can definitely find a better person!And they also heard the girl talking to her boyfriend.The girl said she was going to tell the man's parents to hand over the boy to him...

It's a bit long to type...let me speak slowly...please don't jump into the building first.

1027L:

ok, wait.

1028L:

Hey, the upstairs plug-in!

1029L:

Ah, myself too...forget it!The whistleblower continues!Everyone, don't jump into the building!It seems that there are no bright spots so far, and I will wait and see.

1030L:

How good-looking that little boy has to be to make the other party die... But what does this have to do with Iori-sensei?

1031L:

Connected.

When I first heard about this incident, I also felt that this girl was blind. I said a few words with my sister, and sighed about the current society and why I couldn’t meet anyone who was willing to spend money on me like this. How about raising my cute girl? !I'm not bad looking either!It can be very gentle too!

This idea only lasted until today when I was following the show (because I am a fan of Xiaoshang, and also because Xiaoshang likes Teacher IORI, so this show will not end in the first episode), my sister pointed to the photo of IORI on the TV screen and said , this is the girl I saw during the day...

At that moment, my heart was broken.

Sister! ! !This girl is not blind, but her eyesight is like torches! ! !You are the one who is blind! ! !

1027L:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Don't ask me why I just want to laugh like crazy!After laughing, my heart is full of sadness... It seems that it is true that Mr. IORI likes to spend money on friends, and it is even more enjoyable to see that spending money on boyfriend... What is this?Rich people's fun?

1028L:

Wait a moment? ! Teacher IORI said he was going to see Akashi's father and asked him to hand Akashi to him? !Oops! The plot of "reality" can't get rid of in my mind!

1029L:

After climbing the stairs, I will summarize the key points—the AI ​​is ironclad, but there should be a big gap between the two of them getting along with the picture that the AI ​​party imagined... (complex)

I always thought that Akashi was the leader in this relationship... Now it seems the other way around?

wrong!It feels like things are not that simple!Akashi must be retreating to advance!It's too insidious! Teacher IORI, you must wipe your face and eyes, don't be fooled!

1030L:

Ahhhhh!The PV of Today's Salvation is out!

1031L:

well?What are you discussing?

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Wait a minute... this eight and a half fraudster... Nioh!It's you Nioh! ?What the fuck did you do again? !You're starting to scare me! ?Although the plot written by this person still makes me a little cautious... But what is certain is that if I do it like that, Uncle Akashi will never give his son to me.

And it's so dangerous... I never expected that I was almost stripped of my vest... or two consecutive... That's right, both sun and sea are me.But I really don't know any skills, you think highly of me!I just memorized a bunch of useful or useless knowledge that I don’t even know is correct!

But what I didn't expect the most was... My act of buying clothes for Akashi would be misunderstood like that...Pfft!I know it shouldn't be, but I really want to laugh!

I didn't have the courage to refresh to watch the follow-up, so I turned off the phone directly.

After lying down for a while, my mother knocked on the door and walked in, smiling a little creepily.

I took the apple that the other party had cut for me, and took a step back hesitantly: "Mom, what do you do?"

"Come on, baby." Mom sat down and patted her side, "Come and sit down."

I went over to sit down vigilantly, and deliberately kept a distance: "Mom...you have to speak directly, I'm afraid of you like this..."

"What are you afraid of!" Mom glared at me, and then changed into a persuasive tone, "Come on, tell Mom, what was the reason for that day?"

"Why?" I was stunned, "Didn't I tell you all?"

"Uh——" Mom hesitated for a moment, "Then Mom asked more bluntly... Is it because you don't want Akashi?"

"... Huh? Nothing!" I was still puzzled at first, but after recollecting the subtext, I blushed, put my hands on my cheeks to cool down, and shouted unbearably, "Mom—how can anyone ask such a question?" Yes?!"

"Mom needs to figure out which of the two of you has the problem... don't be so shy, it's a normal thing." Mom smiled gently, with a bit of mystery in her smile, how weird it looked, she got up slowly Exit slowly, "It looks like there's nothing wrong, mom, don't worry! Take your time with things like this!"

"..." I watched my mother close the door and leave, and I couldn't help but start to doubt myself - I have a pair of fake parents, right?

But... Mom's question is really...

I lay on the bed for a while, and got up silently to look through the closet.

Anyway, let’s take some time these few days to buy some new clothes for myself...

After Christmas comes the hectic New Year's cleaning, visiting relatives, and New Year's visits on New Year's Day.

And just after returning from the annual New Year's visit, we encountered something else...

"Huh? Really?" Mom held the receiver of the phone and played with the wires, her voice full of surprise, "Congratulations Nanako! Huh? Like this...then live at Xiaofeng's house!  … ...Eh? Really, really?! Wait a minute..."

Mom turned her head, took a deep breath, and shouted to my father and I who were lying on the sofa with curious faces: "Xiaofeng and Nanako are dating!"

"Oh my god! Should we cook red bean rice for Uncle Xiaofeng!" I immediately jumped up, so excited that I almost took out the light stick and cheered!

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Dad glared at me, then looked at Mom, his tone full of relief, "Should we open a bar?"

"Okay, I'm still talking to Nanako!" Mom picked up the phone and continued, with a smile on her face, "Nanako, go on! Thank you for not despising our Xiaofeng! How did you guys get along... Hey? Wait... ...You can speak clearly...Forget it, let Xiaofeng answer the phone...Xiaofeng! Tell my sister what's going on...Huh? Um...Okay! Let's take advantage of this time to go there! Happy birthday, Xiaofeng!"

After my mother hung up the phone, she was thoughtful, her smile had gradually disappeared, and she didn't look very happy, but a little dignified.

"What's the matter, Mom? Isn't it a good thing?"

"Yeah, Maki, why don't you look so good?"

"Uh... I'm very happy that Nanako and Xiaofeng are developing smoothly... And Nanako passed the exam and is officially studying in the United States... But..." Mom looked at a loss, "Why did I ask about the opportunity for the two to date? When Nanako said that she would be responsible for Xiaofeng, her tone was quite serious..."

"...Eh? What did Uncle Xiaofeng say?"

"What Xiaofeng said is exactly what Nanako said... what do they mean?"

"...emmmm——" our family was lost in thought.

"Forget it! It's useless to think so much! I contacted Xiaofeng's mother, and we will go to the United States the day after tomorrow... Yizhi, do you want to go together?"

"Hey? How many days to go?"

"It will take about a week...by the way, I'm going to see Hanako and Haruko."

I fell into thinking again.

One week... In this way, I leave on the 3rd, and I start school on the 7th. I couldn't make it in time... Plus there is a rare holiday, I originally planned to wait for Akashi to have a date in the next few days when he is free...

"I won't go this time! Make a video call to Uncle Xiaofeng then!" I made a decision, and when I looked up, I saw the eyes of my parents who were hesitant to speak.

"...What the hell are you guys trying to say? Forget it, I can probably guess... you better stop talking!"

***

Mom and Dad flew to the United States on the night of the [-]rd, and I took them to the airport.

Before leaving, my mother pulled me aside and whispered: "You have an appointment with Akashi the day after tomorrow? If necessary, put that in..."

"Don't talk about this! No need!" Although I know that my mother's intention is to teach me to implement correct protection knowledge, but I can't be moved at all!

I think I must have been influenced by my parents, which caused me to overreact on the day of the official date. I took a longer shower in the morning than usual, and put the doll on my bed that took up half of the bed before going out. Put it away.

After doing everything, I feel that I am Sima Zhao's heart, and everyone knows it.It's okay to be malicious.In order to cover up and comfort myself, I deliberately took out an Angry Bird doll and placed it by the bedside.

Even when we parted, when I saw the other party sent me home and was about to leave, I grabbed the other party's hand in desperation: "Ah Zheng!"

"Huh? What's the matter?" Akashi held my hand, with a smile on his face, and asked with a good temper.

"Well...my parents are not at home these two days, so..." I opened my mouth, took a deep breath, and said with a serious expression, "Today is the first broadcast day of my serialized animation, can you accompany me Do you see?"

After I finished speaking, I felt like grabbing the ground with my head—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a fucking excuse I used!

Akashi came back to his senses, smiled and nodded: "Yes."

When I saw this, I felt relieved.

In short... let's talk about it after successfully tricking him home!

Although it's not the first time Akashi has come to my house...it's not the first time we've been alone...even if you count the studio bedroom, it's not the first time Akashi has been in my bedroom...

But I don't know if it's because I have ghosts in my heart and have been absent-minded all the time.

Akashi definitely noticed my abnormality, but he didn't say anything. He just sat there quietly and cooperated with me, talking without saying a word. He opened his mouth and called out: "Iori?"

"Huh?" I found myself sitting on the bed after I finished all the nonsense I could say, and pulled the angry bird on the head of the bed into my arms, doing some psychological construction for myself, and confirming that everything was correct Finally, pinching the doll in his hand, he murmured softly, "That... the animation is broadcast at 11 o'clock in the evening, and it's 30:[-] after the show... Ah Zheng, can you stay today?"

"Huh? Yes." Akashi was stunned for a moment, then nodded, smiled, and stood up, "Is there a guest room? If it's not convenient, a sofa is fine."

The attitude of the other party was as usual and quite natural, but I was a little confused.

……Why? !Why is this the first reaction!Is this a normal reaction at this time? !Could it be that my thoughts are too dirty! ?Am I not implying enough?Huh?Is it my problem? !But I really almost said it straight! ?

"No, no!" Seeing the other party turn around, I grabbed his hand subconsciously. Under his gaze, I blushed before summoning up the courage to say, "That... this, this time together sleep?"

"..." The smile on Akashi's face faded, and the room fell silent for a while, and the sound of breathing seemed to be clearly audible.

After a long while, he took a step forward, leaned over, and propped himself on the bed with one hand, staring at me with red eyes: "Iori...do you know what you mean by that?"

Enduring the hot feeling on my face, I stammered and asked back, almost biting my tongue: "You, don't you know?"

What responded to me was a hug and an aggressive kiss that was hard enough to be rude.

Then, the anime premiere was perfectly missed that night.

The author has something to say:

Thinking about it, the next step is probably...

Iori: Wait a minute... Ah Zheng, safety measures...

Akashi: Don't worry, I'm prepared.

Iori: ...Huh?

***

Afterwards small theater ————————

Q: Please describe in detail what happened that night...

Iori (forced to be calm): This is probably because the color makes the mind faint.

Akashi (thinking): Iori called my name more times that night than the two months of dating combined...

Iori: ...Shut up!Needless to say the details!