[Comprehensive] I really have a problem with my daily life

[VIBES's IORI has a new work on JUMP! 】

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2021L:

Have you seen the new issue of Uncle Yu's Dongda Formula? ? ?Is that teacher IORI? ? ?

2022L:

Yes!That's right!Ahhhh—I never thought I could get AI food on variety shows!

2023L:

The AI ​​party is really peaceful...Although many people were not optimistic about this couple in the early stage, including the two parties who denied it...the result was that the relationship went smoothly afterward, which made CP fans walk extremely steadily when they were worried...

2024L:

That's right... I also went to the Keio examination room before, paying special attention to the dawdling ones, wondering if I could run into Mr. IORI, but when I saw Mr. IORI getting off the luxury car, I thought it was Akashi. After being excited for a long time, I found out that it was someone else. The father who thought it was Mr. Iori was disappointed... But the next day someone found out that it was indeed Akashi who sent the teacher to the examination room...but it was another Akashi...

2025L:

Yes, there was a fight at the time.Because there is no evidence, the two groups who insisted on CP fan drama and insisted on AI being approved by parents fought... Finally, why did it stop?

2026L:

Our building is because everyone stamped the words of the host of the poisonous milk... But the rest of the forum is because of the Wald incident not long after this incident broke out... How can everyone have the heart to pinch this...

2027L:

Ahhhhh!my wold! (asphyxia)

2028L:

It feels like the AI ​​party has already fallen into retirement age, waiting for the news of the wedding with a kind smile on his face.

2029L:

That's right... the AI ​​Party has also experienced all kinds of storms.From an ordinary friend stamped by IORI teacher to a boyfriend, I have experienced suspected cheating incidents, parental obstruction incidents, and public bad-mouthing incidents during the period... I couldn't hold back the parties who crazily sprinkled sugar on the show.

Although Akashi's attitude is very proud, but the way he looks at IORI-sensei is so gentle~ The interaction between the two is so sweet, I can rest assured to wait for the news of the wedding.

PS: As a former NI party member, I still feel a little bit stuck about the fact that my new wife and teacher collaborated with an unknown female novelist to publish a new serial...

2030L:

Akashi can't be proud, can he?People really take it for granted...

After all, he has full marks in all subjects from childhood to adulthood, after all, the chief of Dongda University...

PS: NI has always been a friend and healthy competition, don't bring other emotions into it.

2031L:

Not to mention Akashi... the next few interviewed students from Tokyo University also have the same attitude... After all, they do have this ability... If you ask me which one will make me have a cute girlfriend or be admitted to Tokyo University If I have a sense of accomplishment, I will answer that I was admitted to Tokyo University.

Because I can't get into the University of Tokyo..._(:з」∠)_

2032L:

I'm a bit concerned about the president of the university student union who has a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the end...a cold beauty, and who looks a bit like...

2033L:

Mist, dear! Teacher IORI's high school classmate!The one who played Mister in the stage play!

2034L:

Oh oh oh!It's the one who everyone said she was a mother before revealing her gender, and then said she was handsome once her gender was revealed! ! !

2035L:

Want, want to be her girlfriend...but first I seem to have to change my personality...

2036L:

Change this topic.There is no dispute as to whether having teacher IORI as a girlfriend or being admitted to the University of Tokyo is more fulfilling.

2037L:

I also want IORI teacher.I want the teacher to give me spoilers for the manga, draw me various paintings, smile at me, make me a knee pillow, and make me a clay figure... Ah——I feel that Iori-sensei is really the ideal type for manga fans!

2038L:

Stop dreaming upstairs, wake up quickly.And quickly remember that Mr. Iori is a master of kendo and a judo enthusiast. He can participate in national internal qualification competitions in shooting. Recently, he also likes boxing and karate.

2039L:

That... I really want to say it... but I'm a little afraid... But I still want to say it... I live not far from Iori-sensei, just one street away.At first, I thought I was wrong. After all, isn’t Mr. Iori in the Keio Literature Department? The first-year campus is in Kanagawa, the teacher’s hometown.But after I met Akashi, I was basically sure...

But the cohabitation of the two is not the point. The point is that during the few days when Mr. IORI came, there was an airplane head near the house that looked like he was in the XX group.I thought it was because someone was looking for revenge, and I was thinking for a long time whether to call the police, but I saw that they were respectful to Teacher IORI, and the teacher ordered them naturally and skillfully...

2040L:

To make up a story donkey man?This sounds too fake.

2041L:

No way... I always remember that there were rumors that Mr. IORI was a gangster?

2042L:

Where did the rumor come from? ? ?

Wasn’t Mr. IORI’s family situation already picked up when he fell off the horse?The teacher's parents are very ordinary, and his father is also an ordinary company employee, but his position is relatively high.Except for the special name that makes people want to ask if you have a good friend named Tsubasa Ozora, why don't you play football, etc., there is nothing special about it.

2041L:

Who is the donkey? !I really saw it with my own eyes!

2042L:

Everyone is gone, let's continue the topic of Dongda.

2043L:

Who is the girlfriend of the president of the East University Student Union... I'm a little curious.

2044L:

Hahahahaha people just replied that having a girlfriend is more fulfilling!How can you casually wear a cuckold to someone else's boyfriend!And people also said not to provoke the relationship between her and her favorite boyfriend.

2045L:

The position of the chief girlfriend is beyond Xiao's imagination, and she will be blown away by Teacher IORI.But I think I can compete for the position of Chairman Mister's girlfriend!

2046L:

In fact, I think the CP of the cartoonist X who hides the identity of the underworld lady X the outstanding student and the top student Yu Caosi is quite delicious...

2047L:

Teacher IORI: If I don’t draw manga well and join Shueisha!I want to go back and inherit the Jiying Group!

2048L:

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

2049L:

I'm the only one who is doubting life, wondering why Mr. IORI and his little boyfriend are so sweet but throwing razor blades in the comics?

I think Teacher IORI may really be a gangster, otherwise how could he be so proficient in stabbing?

2050L:

My Helle, my Mich. (waving)

Speaking of which, Chairman Mister's boyfriend looks a lot like Herrell... Mr. Iori... (complicated)

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When I saw that Shueisha and Shueigumi joke, I burst out laughing.When he saw President Mister's unique title, he almost collapsed from laughter while apologizing to Kurosaki.

"Are you that happy?" Akashi asked helplessly.

As soon as I saw Akashi, I remembered that some neighbors misunderstood him as my little boy, and I had calmed down before lying down on the bed with a smile again.

After laughing enough, I leaned over and hugged Akashi's neck from behind and lay on my stomach: "Ah Zheng! Shall we go to worship together this New Year?"

Akashi quickly responded, "Okay."

"Will Uncle come?"

Akashi showed a trace of hesitation: "I will ask my father..."

"I'll tell my parents too." I turned my head and kissed the other person on the cheek. Thinking of the past, I held back my laughter and said with a trembling voice, "I think I also need to reassure my uncle that I am not hiding my identity. The underworld lady who abducted his son..."

Hearing this, Akashi put on a straight face at first, but then he laughed without restraining himself, raised his hand and rubbed my head: "Okay, don't mess around."

The estrangement between Akashi and his father was not formed in a day or two, but because of deep-rooted personality and three views... I once met Akashi Junior High School Senior Nijimura Shuzo, the other party was first surprised that Akashi had a girlfriend, and later Based on my side-by-side inquiries and combining what I know, I can probably figure out the real reason for Akashi's other personality at that time.

But I can't take the initiative to hate Uncle Akashi... I'm not afraid of anything, it's just basic etiquette and respect for Akashi.

only……

"If you have children in the future, you can't hand them over to your uncle." When I was about to go to sleep, I suddenly thought of this question, and said to Akashi very seriously.

Akashi was taken aback for a moment, then laughed: "What did you say all of a sudden..."

Before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly fell into deep thought. After pondering for a moment, he nodded slowly: "Yes."

After the two of us discussed it, it soon came to the day of New Year's visit.

To my surprise, Uncle Akashi actually came, and in traditional kimono.I was a little confused when I heard my mother say happily, "Oh, Mr. Akashi, you are here!"

"Yeah." Uncle Akashi looked stern and a little serious, "After all, Mrs. Hinata, you started notifying me every day a week ago."

"You're welcome! Both Kojiro and Iori said that you might be too busy to come, so I'll ask every day just in case you're in a hurry!"

Akashi Seishomi: "..."

"..." Me, Akashi and Dad all looked at the smiling mother with complicated eyes.

"Auntie is fine." Akashi said softly.

"My mother's natural attributes in this aspect are terrible. She also believed that a second-in-command of the Mafia was an oil company who went to Antarctica to dig oil?"

"...the second in command of the Mafia?"

"Hey? Why do you care about this? Isn't the point of digging oil in Antarctica?"

"...Actually, Iori, you sometimes look like your aunt."

"...Don't think I can't hear you complaining about me."

After the usual New Year's visit in January, it's time for me to sit back and watch the results of the year.

1月份，《今天的我开始拯救世界》TV第二季开播的同时，单行本第11、12卷发售。在一周之后今私救世总共12卷的单行本累计发行量已经达到800万册了。虽然比起新妻老师的《CROW》那10卷850万册的成绩还是差了一点，但是差距也不大了。

At the same time, "The Exorcist ~Silent Story~" written by my new wife-sensei's original proposal was also published.

When I finished calculating how much I had divided into the single volume and was happily thinking about how to spend it, the editor Hattori brought me an invitation during the discussion of the next serialization.

"...Huh? Invite me to be on a talk show with my new wife teacher?"

The author has something to say: Iori can now earn 3.2 million yen in just a single book.Converted into RMB, it is more than 1800 million..._(:з」∠)_

Of course the new wife teacher earns more (.) New wife's 10 volumes of 850 million copies is the official number of Dream Eater.