Just when I looked at the pharmacy for more than half a month and felt that it was going to be moldy, I finally waited for a good opportunity to go out—it was the time of herbal collection, but Yaonong suffered from rheumatism, and there was nothing I could do about it Going out, so the boss urgently needs to find someone to pick herbs instead of him—after looking forward to it for so many years, I finally let me wait for a business trip!Thank you Bree Village Government!Thanks to the people of Bree Village!Thanks to Yao Nong's rheumatic legs for giving me this outing - oh no!It is an opportunity to work outside!
I immediately ran back to the hotel to prepare my luggage, but a letter was stuffed by the boss at the door.I looked at Sorongil who signed the letter, and thought for a long time before I realized that this was the name Aragorn used to deceive others. I decided to suggest some other names to him in the reply letter. For example, he can change his pen name to Romeo, then I The recipient's name is Juliet; if his name is Rhett, then I will be Scarlett; if his name is Hamlet, I will be Ophelia; if he is Holmes, I will be Watson; etc. Why are they all tragedies? ...Besides, there seems to be something strange mixed in... Forget it, but Aragorn will write me a letter, so romantic!I don't know if you miss me?I quickly opened the letter and read it excitedly. There was actually only one sentence on it, which said: Since the friend I made an appointment with didn't arrive, it will take a while before I can come back...
……
It seems that I was thinking too much... In this world, there really are no romantics who can write love letters...
However, if your date is dry tofu, I don't expect you to come back right away...
Shaking my head, I couldn't help sighing: A wizard is really a kind of magical creature...
……
So not long after, I was happily walking on the Eastern Avenue in the afternoon sun. It's a pity that I can't go to Hobbiton, but if I walk east like this, maybe I can find the cave monster's treasure cave?Although those treasures had already been confiscated by Rivendell, who was in a financial deficit, if nothing else happened, what if a gold coin or two could be dropped?
oh!gold!wait for me!
I raised my fist and shouted "letitgo!", and strode forward.
……
hours later
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" My face twitched and I hopped back and forth on one foot—it's unbelievable, can things like leg cramps be contagious?Could it be because of staying with the proprietress for too long?However, I did not drink calcium milk for a long time...
I jumped in front of a big rock on the side of the hillside, sat on it, and rubbed my throbbing legs due to calcium deficiency while breathing in pain. It is said that in this era, people who only eat bread every day are prone to malnutrition Bar?Even if it's an elf, just adding carbohydrates is not enough, right?That kind of super compressed biscuit called Lambas, what "you only need a small sip to fill you up all day" really doesn't conform to the principle of equivalence. How did those elves manage to take such a small sip every day, and then fight and kill the enemy for a long time? all day?Where did the matter and energy conversion laws of this world go, were they eaten by Vera?
I was full of indignation in my heart, but when I turned my head, I saw a figure.
Um?This figure... I seem to have seen it somewhere...
I stared blankly at this figure not far away. He didn't notice me obliquely behind him, but just stood quietly on the edge of the cliff, looking at his feet indifferently.
I blinked, and followed his line of sight to look down - there was a river of indeterminate depth about ten meters below the cliff...
... What's so good about this river?
……
! ! !Could it be that! ! !
I suddenly felt like a bolt from the blue—this person wouldn't want to commit suicide, would he? !
Before I could think about it, the man moved slightly, as if he was going to lift his foot to move forward.I stood up abruptly, ignoring my cramped leg, and ran towards that figure at a speed of [-] meters - saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, I'm here to let you lost lamb know Back—that figure heard the movement, turned around in doubt, and saw that I was obviously stunned for a moment, and I could see clearly that this was not a person, but an elf...
"No!" I shouted and stretched out my hand to the elf, trying to drag him back from the cliff—but there are always some magical things happening in this world, such as Gandalf, who loves to emphasize the concept of time. Sex is late, such as the interracial love between Kili, who is inherently difficult to distinguish the gender of an elf, and Tauriel, a female elf, or another example: I obviously wanted to pull back the hand of the elf on the edge of the cliff, but because my legs were confiscated, I turned into pushing forward Go, but the surprised elf didn't react...
As a result, both the elf and I fell off the cliff——
God, I just want to say, I really don’t want to find someone to die with me because I think I’ve lived too long this time, it’s just that calcium deficiency is really terrible...
……
"Ah-choo! Ah-choo!" I rubbed my arms and kept shaking—I don't know whether it was luck or misfortune. The river that the elf and I fell into was not deep, and the current was not fast, and because the place where we fell was not high, so There was no shock when I fell into the water, and the elf dragged me ashore easily-though I think he would have wanted to just throw me in the river if I hadn't yelled for help too loudly.
It's just that now, I'd rather the cliff be higher, the river deeper, and the water flow faster, to knock me, or knock him out—this way, I don't have to bear his fullness here so embarrassingly as I am now. Contemptuous gaze...
"..." I didn't know how to explain.
"..." The elf took off his coat and cloak while filling firewood and lighting a fire.
"..." I buried my head in my arms feeling that I shouldn't see any insults.
"..." The elf who couldn't see what he was doing.
"..." I was buried motionless in my arms.
"..." Elf.
……
Maybe it was because the surroundings were too quiet, and I, unconsciously feeling sleepy, fell asleep like this.
……
"...don't cry anymore..."
cry?I didn't cry?
"……do you hate me?"
hate you?Who are you?
"...play me another song, will you?"
What do you want me to play?
"...Conan, goodbye."
...why do I suddenly feel pain in my heart, the pain is unbearable, and I can't breathe
--who is it?who are you?
……
"Conan, wake up!"
...This is, another voice?
"You have to take off your clothes."
What, what? ! ! !You want me to take off my clothes? !Which apprentice would dare to tease my aunt like this? !
"You can't be wet like this."
...Why do I always hear some smut in this person's words? Am I too impure?
……
Feeling someone shaking my shoulders violently, I opened my eyes in a daze, and what appeared in front of me was a handsome face. It turned out to be the elf who was so unlucky that "suicide" failed and I turned into "homicide" ah……
Seeing me open my eyes, the elf with a worried expression on his face quickly recovered his indifference: "Change your clothes, or you will get sick."
I looked at the elf who turned and walked away after saying this, my mind was still a little dazed, I just stood up slowly and thought: So, he is that disciple...
I quickly took off my wet clothes, leaving only a suspenders and a pair of boxer briefs-but women's underwear is really conservative in this era, and these big fluffy pants can catch up with the leggings worn with miniskirts...
After drying my clothes on the rack set up by the fire, I returned to the place where I fell asleep just now, and glanced at it, only to find that there was an extra dry and folded cloak.I picked up the cloak strangely, looked up to look for the elf, but only saw his thin back not far away...
Just because I feel that you look back, I think about your morning and evening...
I thought about it, and wrapped the cloak around my body. I don't know what material this cloak is made of. When I put it on, my skin seemed to be caressed by feathers. After wrapping it, my body immediately became warm, which was really comfortable. very.I unconsciously lowered my head and sniffed the cloak on my body, and a strange fragrance came into my nose. The faint fragrance reminded me of Irene of Gondolin, fresh and rich, pure white beauty...
My eyes were moist, but the corners of my lips could not stop rising. Looking at that figure, I murmured softly:
"...Hannonle."
……
A night without dreams, accompanied by this strange but somewhat familiar fragrance, I slept the most comfortable sleep since this rebirth.
……
In the early morning of the next day, I opened my eyes amidst the joyful calls of forest birds. The morning breeze was a bit cool, which made my mind clearer, but the cloak on my body was too warm, so I really didn't want to move.
Just when I was infinitely entangled in whether I should go back to sleep, I turned my head and saw the elf coming out of the forest.I won't be entangled right away - how can I leave a human elf with the impression that a human is very lazy?I got up immediately and greeted him with a big smile: "Good morning."
The elf just glanced at me lightly, then picked up the freshly picked fruit and ate it.
"..." Recognize life?Or maybe he's embarrassed because I'm not dressed right now?
Thinking I figured it out, I got up to get the dried clothes, and then walked into the forest.
……
When I got dressed and came back, I saw the elf standing on the bank, staring at the river we fell into in a daze.
! ! !Has he not given up yet? !The depth of this river is impossible for him to commit suicide!
no!I have to educate him well!
I ran over quickly, and then tried to soften my tone and asked without irritating him: "Well, what are you worrying about? If you can, tell me, please?"
The elf turned around, stared at me with lake blue eyes for a moment, and then smiled coldly: "Are human beings so meddlesome?"
"...Huh?" I couldn't react.
"Why, do you want to swim in the river again?"
"..."
Seeing that I didn't answer, the elf walked away, but turned around after walking a few steps, and said impatiently, "How long are you going to dawdle?"
"Oh! Here we come!" I was startled, and hurriedly followed up.
It took a while to realize, no, I was going to train someone, how did I become a trainee?Moreover, he led her away so easily?
I reacted, and immediately adjusted my face to a serious expression, stepped up to his side and said, "You haven't said anything yet, why are you thinking about it?"
"..."
"I must say that it is very unwise for an elf to want to waste one's blessings like this."
"..."
"So why do you want to jump into the river?"
The elf finally stopped, turned to stare at me and replied, "I didn't intend to jump into the river."
"You were the one who kept staring at the river and wanted to jump, so I stopped you." ——Although it was self-defeating.
"I was just watching the water flow, I didn't intend to jump off, you pushed me down."
"……"Um? ?
……
"Besides, at this height, even if I jump off, nothing will happen."
"..." Oh? ?
……
"If you really want to say it, some guy who is dragging me to the bottom of the river may cause me to waste my blessings." After finishing speaking, the elf left me alone and continued to walk forward.
"……"Why? ?
……
It seems, that's right...
...So, it's actually all my fault? !
Looking at the receding figure in front of me, I couldn't control myself to be messed up in the wind...
……
I immediately ran back to the hotel to prepare my luggage, but a letter was stuffed by the boss at the door.I looked at Sorongil who signed the letter, and thought for a long time before I realized that this was the name Aragorn used to deceive others. I decided to suggest some other names to him in the reply letter. For example, he can change his pen name to Romeo, then I The recipient's name is Juliet; if his name is Rhett, then I will be Scarlett; if his name is Hamlet, I will be Ophelia; if he is Holmes, I will be Watson; etc. Why are they all tragedies? ...Besides, there seems to be something strange mixed in... Forget it, but Aragorn will write me a letter, so romantic!I don't know if you miss me?I quickly opened the letter and read it excitedly. There was actually only one sentence on it, which said: Since the friend I made an appointment with didn't arrive, it will take a while before I can come back...
……
It seems that I was thinking too much... In this world, there really are no romantics who can write love letters...
However, if your date is dry tofu, I don't expect you to come back right away...
Shaking my head, I couldn't help sighing: A wizard is really a kind of magical creature...
……
So not long after, I was happily walking on the Eastern Avenue in the afternoon sun. It's a pity that I can't go to Hobbiton, but if I walk east like this, maybe I can find the cave monster's treasure cave?Although those treasures had already been confiscated by Rivendell, who was in a financial deficit, if nothing else happened, what if a gold coin or two could be dropped?
oh!gold!wait for me!
I raised my fist and shouted "letitgo!", and strode forward.
……
hours later
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" My face twitched and I hopped back and forth on one foot—it's unbelievable, can things like leg cramps be contagious?Could it be because of staying with the proprietress for too long?However, I did not drink calcium milk for a long time...
I jumped in front of a big rock on the side of the hillside, sat on it, and rubbed my throbbing legs due to calcium deficiency while breathing in pain. It is said that in this era, people who only eat bread every day are prone to malnutrition Bar?Even if it's an elf, just adding carbohydrates is not enough, right?That kind of super compressed biscuit called Lambas, what "you only need a small sip to fill you up all day" really doesn't conform to the principle of equivalence. How did those elves manage to take such a small sip every day, and then fight and kill the enemy for a long time? all day?Where did the matter and energy conversion laws of this world go, were they eaten by Vera?
I was full of indignation in my heart, but when I turned my head, I saw a figure.
Um?This figure... I seem to have seen it somewhere...
I stared blankly at this figure not far away. He didn't notice me obliquely behind him, but just stood quietly on the edge of the cliff, looking at his feet indifferently.
I blinked, and followed his line of sight to look down - there was a river of indeterminate depth about ten meters below the cliff...
... What's so good about this river?
……
! ! !Could it be that! ! !
I suddenly felt like a bolt from the blue—this person wouldn't want to commit suicide, would he? !
Before I could think about it, the man moved slightly, as if he was going to lift his foot to move forward.I stood up abruptly, ignoring my cramped leg, and ran towards that figure at a speed of [-] meters - saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, I'm here to let you lost lamb know Back—that figure heard the movement, turned around in doubt, and saw that I was obviously stunned for a moment, and I could see clearly that this was not a person, but an elf...
"No!" I shouted and stretched out my hand to the elf, trying to drag him back from the cliff—but there are always some magical things happening in this world, such as Gandalf, who loves to emphasize the concept of time. Sex is late, such as the interracial love between Kili, who is inherently difficult to distinguish the gender of an elf, and Tauriel, a female elf, or another example: I obviously wanted to pull back the hand of the elf on the edge of the cliff, but because my legs were confiscated, I turned into pushing forward Go, but the surprised elf didn't react...
As a result, both the elf and I fell off the cliff——
God, I just want to say, I really don’t want to find someone to die with me because I think I’ve lived too long this time, it’s just that calcium deficiency is really terrible...
……
"Ah-choo! Ah-choo!" I rubbed my arms and kept shaking—I don't know whether it was luck or misfortune. The river that the elf and I fell into was not deep, and the current was not fast, and because the place where we fell was not high, so There was no shock when I fell into the water, and the elf dragged me ashore easily-though I think he would have wanted to just throw me in the river if I hadn't yelled for help too loudly.
It's just that now, I'd rather the cliff be higher, the river deeper, and the water flow faster, to knock me, or knock him out—this way, I don't have to bear his fullness here so embarrassingly as I am now. Contemptuous gaze...
"..." I didn't know how to explain.
"..." The elf took off his coat and cloak while filling firewood and lighting a fire.
"..." I buried my head in my arms feeling that I shouldn't see any insults.
"..." The elf who couldn't see what he was doing.
"..." I was buried motionless in my arms.
"..." Elf.
……
Maybe it was because the surroundings were too quiet, and I, unconsciously feeling sleepy, fell asleep like this.
……
"...don't cry anymore..."
cry?I didn't cry?
"……do you hate me?"
hate you?Who are you?
"...play me another song, will you?"
What do you want me to play?
"...Conan, goodbye."
...why do I suddenly feel pain in my heart, the pain is unbearable, and I can't breathe
--who is it?who are you?
……
"Conan, wake up!"
...This is, another voice?
"You have to take off your clothes."
What, what? ! ! !You want me to take off my clothes? !Which apprentice would dare to tease my aunt like this? !
"You can't be wet like this."
...Why do I always hear some smut in this person's words? Am I too impure?
……
Feeling someone shaking my shoulders violently, I opened my eyes in a daze, and what appeared in front of me was a handsome face. It turned out to be the elf who was so unlucky that "suicide" failed and I turned into "homicide" ah……
Seeing me open my eyes, the elf with a worried expression on his face quickly recovered his indifference: "Change your clothes, or you will get sick."
I looked at the elf who turned and walked away after saying this, my mind was still a little dazed, I just stood up slowly and thought: So, he is that disciple...
I quickly took off my wet clothes, leaving only a suspenders and a pair of boxer briefs-but women's underwear is really conservative in this era, and these big fluffy pants can catch up with the leggings worn with miniskirts...
After drying my clothes on the rack set up by the fire, I returned to the place where I fell asleep just now, and glanced at it, only to find that there was an extra dry and folded cloak.I picked up the cloak strangely, looked up to look for the elf, but only saw his thin back not far away...
Just because I feel that you look back, I think about your morning and evening...
I thought about it, and wrapped the cloak around my body. I don't know what material this cloak is made of. When I put it on, my skin seemed to be caressed by feathers. After wrapping it, my body immediately became warm, which was really comfortable. very.I unconsciously lowered my head and sniffed the cloak on my body, and a strange fragrance came into my nose. The faint fragrance reminded me of Irene of Gondolin, fresh and rich, pure white beauty...
My eyes were moist, but the corners of my lips could not stop rising. Looking at that figure, I murmured softly:
"...Hannonle."
……
A night without dreams, accompanied by this strange but somewhat familiar fragrance, I slept the most comfortable sleep since this rebirth.
……
In the early morning of the next day, I opened my eyes amidst the joyful calls of forest birds. The morning breeze was a bit cool, which made my mind clearer, but the cloak on my body was too warm, so I really didn't want to move.
Just when I was infinitely entangled in whether I should go back to sleep, I turned my head and saw the elf coming out of the forest.I won't be entangled right away - how can I leave a human elf with the impression that a human is very lazy?I got up immediately and greeted him with a big smile: "Good morning."
The elf just glanced at me lightly, then picked up the freshly picked fruit and ate it.
"..." Recognize life?Or maybe he's embarrassed because I'm not dressed right now?
Thinking I figured it out, I got up to get the dried clothes, and then walked into the forest.
……
When I got dressed and came back, I saw the elf standing on the bank, staring at the river we fell into in a daze.
! ! !Has he not given up yet? !The depth of this river is impossible for him to commit suicide!
no!I have to educate him well!
I ran over quickly, and then tried to soften my tone and asked without irritating him: "Well, what are you worrying about? If you can, tell me, please?"
The elf turned around, stared at me with lake blue eyes for a moment, and then smiled coldly: "Are human beings so meddlesome?"
"...Huh?" I couldn't react.
"Why, do you want to swim in the river again?"
"..."
Seeing that I didn't answer, the elf walked away, but turned around after walking a few steps, and said impatiently, "How long are you going to dawdle?"
"Oh! Here we come!" I was startled, and hurriedly followed up.
It took a while to realize, no, I was going to train someone, how did I become a trainee?Moreover, he led her away so easily?
I reacted, and immediately adjusted my face to a serious expression, stepped up to his side and said, "You haven't said anything yet, why are you thinking about it?"
"..."
"I must say that it is very unwise for an elf to want to waste one's blessings like this."
"..."
"So why do you want to jump into the river?"
The elf finally stopped, turned to stare at me and replied, "I didn't intend to jump into the river."
"You were the one who kept staring at the river and wanted to jump, so I stopped you." ——Although it was self-defeating.
"I was just watching the water flow, I didn't intend to jump off, you pushed me down."
"……"Um? ?
……
"Besides, at this height, even if I jump off, nothing will happen."
"..." Oh? ?
……
"If you really want to say it, some guy who is dragging me to the bottom of the river may cause me to waste my blessings." After finishing speaking, the elf left me alone and continued to walk forward.
"……"Why? ?
……
It seems, that's right...
...So, it's actually all my fault? !
Looking at the receding figure in front of me, I couldn't control myself to be messed up in the wind...
……
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