[Comprehensive British and American] Poor daughter and billions of boyfriends

Steve was a little confused.

To be honest, when Steve saw Ashley's senior brother for the first time, he suddenly understood what "immortal energy" means in Chinese.Then after listening to him speak, Steve even had a feeling of finding the same kind.

Yes, it is the same kind of veteran cadres who are stable, reliable and moral benchmarks!

However, now Ashley's words are telling him bluntly—Captain, the illusion is an illusion, wake up!

You agreed to be a veteran cadre with a moral benchmark, but you turned out to be an unscrupulous master who squeezed your disciples and grandchildren to be your translator? ? ?

Steve feels a little overwhelmed, his brilliant blond hair has faded quite a bit.

Seeing the captain lower his head in frustration, Tony had an illusion in a trance. The big blond man in front of him seemed to have changed from a staid and outdated ninety-year-old veteran to a soft and lovely big golden retriever in an instant?

Tony let out a dry cough, and decided to save the captain once, then it’s still the old way, let’s change the subject (=ω=)!

"Sweetheart, did your senior brother directly see that I was poisoned just now?"

The topic of the 720-degree U-turn stunned Ashley for a moment, and then reacted to the hint of Tony's glance at Steve, nodded in a daze, and said, "Zhou Ge is the first apprentice of the senior brother, and he has completely inherited the teaching of the senior brother." Cultivation method, so his brothers who know it must know it."

Zhou Ge's ability to make troubles and mess up the devil king in the world, can your senior brother also know it?

But thinking about staying on his territory now, Tony didn't complain, but just secretly looked down on Zhou Ge.

Zhou Ge:? ? ?Tony, did you have a cat disease today?

"However, my brother and I practice different exercises." Ashley shrugged, seeing that Tony probably wanted to divert Steve's attention, so she simply continued on the topic, "So the things you know are also different. It's not the same, basically, um... I don't even know how Zhou Ge can do it, that's all."

Tony, who didn't know much about Taoist customs in China, blinked in confusion and said, "I thought...you all practice the same...?"

Ashley Heixian, "Tony—I think, you can ask Peter for some Chinese literature works." What kind of fairy tale novels, after reading it, you can probably have a basic concept... right?Maybe?

What Chinese literature!

Hearing Ashley's words, Zhou Ge almost didn't laugh directly.

When the little master uncle first arrived on the mountain, he was still a baby dumpling. Apart from crying, all he knew was eating and sleeping.At that time, the next few younger brothers hadn't gone up the mountain yet, so the little uncle was raised by himself and the master with his left-handed parenting manual and right-handed feeding bottle, while groping and stumbling.

Thinking back now, an old man and a ten-year-old boy, both of them were raising children for the first time in history, it was really wronged that the little uncle was raised like this!

However, because he raised the little uncle with his own hands, Zhou Ge basically knows all kinds of little habits and hobbies of Ashley.As soon as Ashley suggested that Tony read Chinese literature, he knew that most likely it was either JJ.com or the novels on Shidian.com.

If you want to rely on those who have a basic understanding of Huaxia's cultivation system, I'm afraid the little uncle is planning to put her boyfriend in a deep pit, and then bury him in the soil by the way, right?

Thinking of this, Zhou Ge had a rare conscience attack, and explained to Tony: "Cultivation depends on talent, follow the talent, and practice what is suitable for you, so that you can get twice the result with half the effort.

I am the master's first apprentice, and the master waited for many years before he finally found me with a talent similar to his, and then accepted him as the first apprentice, so I and the master practiced the same skills.But the little uncle is different, and the cultivation method is completely different from the master. "

After being filled with Zhou's "talent...practice...kung fu...", Tony and Steve faced each other in a daze, and only roughly understood what Zhou Ge meant: Because of different talents, Ashley and Steve They are different.

When the topic came to cultivation, Ashley became very interested and immediately opened up the chatterbox.

"Huaxia's Taoism is very innate, but this talent...sometimes it is very unreasonable."

Ashley smiled, as if thinking of something funny, she said to Tony and Steve: "Let me tell you something fun~ In the north, it is almost on the side of Kunlun. There are several mountains that were destroyed by a sword repairer. The sect Yujian Guan was circled. Do you know about sword cultivators? It’s the kind that enters the Tao with the sword, specializes in swordsmanship, and combines human and sword as one, and the fighting power is huge?"

Kunlun...?

Sword repair...?

Steve: I'm sorry, I'm just a ninety-year-old veteran, and this question is a bit out of line!

Tony silently took out his phone, and it was time for Jarvis' huge database to appear!

"The so-called sword cultivator is one who practices swordsmanship. Using the sword as a weapon and entering the Tao with the sword, only the sword is the heart. The sword is the heart. Learn swordsmanship to find the way, practice swordsmanship to enter the way, and master swordsmanship to obtain the way! As a cultivator, a person is the intent of the sword, and the sword is the heart..."

Jarvis really lived up to expectations, talking about the origin of the word sword repair, and explaining to Tony what a sword repair is.However……

Tony rubbed his forehead, and decided to end this embarrassing state of "you are talking at length, and I'm in a daze".

"Stop! Jarvis, tell me what kind of mess you have added to the database recently? Have you noticed that you now speak like ancient Chinese?"

"..." Jarvis's voice paused for a few seconds, and then sounded again: "Some Chinese Taoist classics, Sir. Such as "Tao Te Ching", "Book of Changes", "Zhuangzi", "Biography of Immortals", "Tai Shang Induction" Chapter "..."

Tony stopped decisively, "Speak humanly, Jarvis."

"Sir, with all due respect—" Jarvis's tone was very gentlemanly, but Ashley could hear the prelude of something to watch.

"——I am an artificial intelligence, not a human. All my languages ​​are combined by codes, and then through the voice conversion system, they become sounds that can be heard by you and Miss Ashley. For the 'human language' Request, I need to conduct research on the human way of thinking, pronunciation system, and the transformation principle between thinking and voice, but the final research results are still uncertain. Sorry, your request cannot be fulfilled at the moment, Sir."

Ashley: Pfft~

Steve: Poof...ahem!

Zhou Ge: Hahahaha!

"Jarvis."

"At your service, Sir."

"To shut up!"

After watching the drama of human-computer interaction, Ashley coughed twice, symbolically concealing the smile that could not be concealed on her face, and continued to tell the story that was just interrupted.

"Sword cultivator is a unique flower in China's cultivation system. Let's put it this way!"

Ashley thought about it, and decided to borrow the system of Western magical legends to explain to Tony and Steve.

"In Huaxia's cultivation system, the path is the direction of cultivation. There are many paths, but most of them are in the law system. Only swordsmanship can be regarded as a physics department. They use swords. Moreover, swordsmanship is very, very particular. talented."

Ashley used three "special" in a row to emphasize.

"If you don't have talent, practicing swordsmanship for a lifetime is probably just a matter of strengthening your body. At most, you can reach the level of beating up little thieves. If you are talented, it is not a problem to cultivate the ability to fly over eaves and walls. However, talent is also graded.

More than 20 years ago, there was a peerless genius who was born with a sword body!It is the kind of super talent that can be envied and hated by just practicing casually!After discovering the innate sword body at that time, the entire Yujian temple went crazy with joy, shouting about the pity of heaven and the like.result……"

Before the story reached its climax, Ashley herself began to laugh out of joy, and she almost couldn't stop laughing.After a while, under Tony's doting and helpless gaze, he continued:

"Natural sword body, it is said that it has not appeared for thousands of years. Such a person was born out of nowhere. The seniors of Yujianguan almost didn't fight in order to accept apprentices. In the end, they were probably afraid that a group of sword cultivators would fight. Kunlun Mountain was demolished, and they Cheng Guanzhu said, just let that natural sword body choose his own master. As a result, this selection almost didn't make the Yujian Temple cry like a dog!"

"Pff~!" Zhou Ge also remembered the rambunctious sword cultivators at that time, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Hahaha! Junior uncle, you continue, you continue! I will not make a sound!"

Under Ashley's dissatisfied eyes, Zhou Ge sealed his mouth with both hands, expressing that he would obediently stop interrupting, and then Ashley looked away and continued talking.

"Cheng Guanzhu asked who was born with a sword body——Which one do you want to choose as your master?

As a result, the innate sword body asked back—Which Taoist priest is best at alchemy?Ha ha ha ha! "

Tony:? ? ?Alchemy?What about sword training?

"Those sword cultivators at that time were as dumb as primary school students who were about to take a high math test. If there were emoji packs at that time, they would probably throw out a bunch of emoji packs of 'this question is beyond the outline!'!"

Ashley gloated while laughing, and continued:

"Later, Cheng Guanzhu asked for a long time before he finally figured out that that person was born with a sword body, but his ambition is not in swordsmanship. He loves alchemy! He thinks alchemy is the greatest Taoism! How do you say it? That's it... Oh, I remembered! That's what it said - swordsmanship is all about fighting and killing, it's too fierce to take you. Dan Dao can cure diseases and save people, and save all sentient beings!"

"What happened next?" Steve asked excitedly.

"Later—that innate sword body began to ask, where is the sect that practices alchemy, and he is going to come to apprentice. But Yujian Temple is willing to let people go!"

Ashley spread out her hands, expressing her sympathy for Yu Jianguan.

"But the one who was born with a sword body was very persistent. Otherwise, if he learned alchemy, he would go straight down the mountain and go home, saying that anyway, his family has a small property, and he will inherit the family property when he goes back. The sword masters in Yujian Temple take turns to fight. No matter how much you persuade, Everyone insisted that they would never compromise. The whole Yujianguan was in a commotion, and the incident spread throughout the Chinese practice circle.

Later, a master of alchemy in the south, Cangzhu Daochang, gave an idea, saying, 'wasting your swordsmanship is really wasteful!How about this, you stay in Yujian Temple to practice swordsmanship and alchemy, I send an apprentice to give you two weeks of lessons every season, how about it? '"

"accepted?"

"Agreed!" Ashley's tone was strange, and she didn't know whether it was pain or suppressed laughter, "From then on, everyone started their cultivation career holding a sword and stationed in the alchemy room."

"What about the results of the practice?" Tony felt that, judging from the long series of postures that Sweetheart had laid out, the results should be quite "pleasant to hear and see".

While walking and chatting, she had already reached Ashley's small courtyard before she knew it. She pushed open the courtyard door and said, "Do you still need to ask? Talents in other areas are almost equal to zero. Even if you sleep in the alchemy room every day, your swordsmanship level is still rising, but the elixirs you practice..."

Looking around in satisfaction, although the owner has not been there for several months, the small courtyard is still clean and fresh, Ashley gave Zhou Ge an appreciative look, and continued: "...Anyway, even the rough-skinned and thick-skinned sword Cultivators, I dare not try again..."

Speaking of this, Ashley paused, thinking: Judging from the tragic situation of the sword cultivators who helped test the medicine back then, might those pills be of great use?It is estimated that he should have accumulated a lot of inventory over the years, or take time to go to Kunlun?

"but……"

The honest Steve frowned and asked a question that everyone knew but no one asked, "But more than 20 years ago? Wasn't Ashley only seventeen?" So, how do you know what happened more than 20 years ago? So detailed, can you even describe other people's expressions clearly?

"..." Ashley stopped, and it took a long time to reply: "But my brother is over 50!"

Oh——so I heard from her senior brother... Wait!

That immortal priest not only oppressed his disciples, but also gossiped with Ashley behind his back? ? ?

Steve, who felt as if he had discovered the truth, felt that his whole body was not good_(:з)∠)_…

The story is over, and so is Ashley's Yard.

Zhou Ge lingered on his words of objection to the fact that the little master uncle took the two adult men directly to his courtyard to settle down. Thinking about it, the master didn't seem to specifically emphasize that they should be arranged in the guest courtyard. Under Ashley's threatening gaze, she swallowed it back into her stomach.

"The middle is my room, and the rooms on both sides belong to the two of you respectively. Do you have any objection?"

Pointing to the rooms on both sides, Ashley asked Tony and Steve.

Ashley's yard is very interesting. Entering the door is a small garden, full of flowers and plants of various colors, and only a winding path is exposed, which has a somewhat winding path.But right in front of the central main house, there was a towering tree. Tony didn’t see what species it was. Judging from its thick trunk and canopy as big as a canopy, the tree should be more than a hundred years old.

Moreover, Tony found that the tree grows very interesting. The huge canopy completely covers the main house where Ashley lives. Such a huge tree shade can definitely reduce the indoor temperature by three to five degrees in summer!But the wing rooms on both sides are completely absent, not even touching the edge of the shade of the trees!

Tony's eyes fell on Ashley, and he was certain in his heart-the tree grew like this, it was definitely not voluntary!

But ~ being able to live in the same yard as Sweetheart, Tony suddenly looked forward to life on the mountain a little more~

The author has something to say:

Tony: It is tacitly agreed by the senior brother to live in the same yard as Sweetheart, which is cohabitation if rounded up!Rounding it up is marriage~ hehehe~

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