If I don't quit, I will be forced to usurp the throne.
Chapter 44 About My Coping Style
I haven't forgotten the drunk persona I've given myself now, so I'm not doing anything and pretending nothing happened.
"...Hello." Mr. Nakaya's voice sounded, I could feel that the other person turned his head, his chin touched my hair, his voice was deliberately lowered with a hint of threat, "Don't pretend to be asleep."
Only fools are obedient at this time! ——I didn't care whether the other party found out that I was faking or cheating me, but I didn't move.
The bartender came over to interject at the right time: "It's such a good relationship with my girlfriend."
"Huh? No, that's not it..." The young man's voice became a little flustered, "This guy himself..."
"It's not good to let girls take the initiative all the time, it's so unmanly! Obviously my girlfriend is so cute."
"That's why I said it wasn't like that—" Zhong Yuanzhong replied angrily, probably giving up, and didn't continue to argue, but after a moment of silence, he whispered, "How cute is this kid."
I'm listening here, feeling a little dissatisfied - if you think I'm not cute, just push me away now!It's not impossible for you to dodge when I kissed you just now if you have the ability!You didn't drink, you can not only avoid me, but also beat me backhand!
……Why?etc?
...Mr. Nakaya, he was indeed able to avoid it at that time, after all, he hadn't touched alcohol yet...
...so... this is...
I quietly put the wine glass in my hand on the bar counter, without lifting my head from the beginning to the end, I quietly put my hands on the other's waist and hugged him.
"Hey, don't touch me randomly..." Nakahara Chuya's voice added a touch of anxiety, he raised his hand to hold my hand, but after touching it, he seemed to realize it again, and after a few seconds, he let go of his hand and went on. His tone became a little helpless, "Get up, I won't beat you up."
At this moment, the perfume smell from the other party became too sweet and greasy, and there was a bit of citrus smell after careful identification.
At this time, I belatedly felt that my head was a little dizzy after being drunk.
Now I feel a little drunk without pretending.
"...I haven't chosen my birthday present yet."
"...Huh?" The other party's tone suddenly became surprised, and he said almost subconsciously, "Isn't that just now?"
Now that I have already exposed myself, I don’t need to continue pretending. Hearing this, I raised my head, stared at the other party, and said with an incredulous expression: “How does that count?! Do I need to take the initiative for my birthday present?! Really If it's like that, you kiss me!"
Nakahara Chuya: "...Hey! Jiang Gu, what are you talking about!"
I frowned in displeasure: "...call me by my name."
"……Um?"
"Choose this for a birthday present." I said in a muffled voice, "Mr. Chuya, you promised yourself, isn't this too much?"
"...I see." After looking at me for a moment, the other party looked away unnaturally, "Chisaki...is this okay?"
Although this is indeed the goal...but it's not right!
So it doesn't make sense in the end!what I do!
Obviously, I felt that the result had been reached before, but in the end, it suddenly fell short because of the unexpected development in the end!
Now I don't know whether I am nervous because I feel guilty after doing something bad, or I am throbbing because of Mr. Nakaya's seemingly innocuous response!
Either way, it's pretty bad!And it's even worse because Nakaya-san responded to me!
"Wow—it doesn't work at all! Not at all! Chuya, you bastard!" I picked up the glass on the table and drank it in one gulp, sniffing, handed the glass to the bartender with a sob and said, "Ah, I'm sorry, Please fill me up."
"...Huh?! Where on earth do you have the confidence to say such a thing, you damn girl... Hey! Don't cry! Everyone else has seen it... Don't drink any more! Don't pour it for her!"
……
After getting drunk for the first time, I found two good news and one bad news.
The first good news is that I will not be disconnected. After I am drunk, I can still retain consciousness and fully remember what I did.Don't worry about drinking by yourself.
The bad news is that getting drunk for the first time didn't solve the problem I wanted to solve, but made it worse.
And then there is the second piece of good news—because I was crying and complaining nonsense to the villain at the end last night, which made Mr. Nakaya, who was still a little skeptical, think that I was drunk and was complaining to Hirotsu After the old man asked for the address, when he sent me home, he told Oda Saku in a particularly bad tone that I couldn't let me drink.
I sat on the bed and began to think deeply with a serious expression on my face.
In short... just treat it as a fragment of yourself after drinking for the time being!I am most familiar with pretending nothing happened! yes!
I yawned, got up and washed up, and went out: "Good morning, Sakura, Shinji...Have Kosuke and the others gone to school yet?"
"Yeah." Shinji obediently went to pour me a glass of water, and looked at me carefully.
I took the water glass, looked at each other for a moment, and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Boss..." Shinji leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Is this yours who brought you back last night?"
"..." I looked at the other person's thumbs up, and gave him a slap on the forehead, "Don't learn some messy things from Xingsuke and the others! Get my sister a sandwich!"
"It hurts—" Shinji ran away holding his forehead.
And Saki Le was lying on the table, looking at me curiously, tilting her head and asking: "Is it the boss' lover?"
...What is this description? !It will make people think of a strange picture all of a sudden, okay? !
The corner of my mouth twitched: "Sakule, where did you learn the words... Hey! Shinji! Don't take Sakule to watch weird TV dramas!"
"It's not me! It's Kosuke!" Shinji brought me a sandwich from the refrigerator, "Here, Boss."
"That unlucky boy..." I had itchy teeth, picked up the sandwich and unwrapped it, took a bite angrily, and said vaguely, "Where's Natsume-sensei?"
"Going for a walk."
"Where's Natsume-sensei's meal?"
"It's been fed in the morning."
"Yeah." I nodded, and the phone rang before the sandwich was finished.Seeing the caller ID, my lazy expression changed, and I picked up the phone, "Hello?...Well, yes...I see, I'll be there in 5 minutes."
I ate the sandwich in my hand two or three times, squeezed the wrapping paper and threw it into the trash can not far away.
"Boss, are you going to work?" Shinji looked a little excited, staring at me.
"Hmm...it's a boring job." I looked at the other party's excitement, feeling a little helpless.
Among my stupid friends, Xingsuke’s goal is Koshien for the time being, and Yu seems to have set his goal to be admitted to Dongda University. Katsumi has no signs of it yet, but his motor nerves are good, I think maybe he can be with Xingsuke Let's compete together for the great and passionate goal of Jiashiyuan.
Only Shinji seems to retain his vision of the Mafia.
I think it's all caused by lack of culture. It should be fine when this little devil goes to school.
The call I received was an emergency, and when I arrived at the scene of the incident, there were already subordinates on standby there.
"I didn't have time to explain on the phone just now... what happened?" I walked over and asked lightly.
This is equivalent to my daily life.
In fact, when there are not many things to do, it is quite idle.From the time I stole Mr. Dazai's game console to play the latest level and then put it back, I know how idle I am when I am idle.
But because I got into this position, the tasks that I need to dispatch are of the kind that no one can replace, so every time I get busy, it will be a big trouble.
After solving the incident and dealing with the troubles, I ran into Akutagawa again on the way back to report to Chief Mori.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."
I:"……"
"senior……"
"Stop!" I raised my hand to stop the other party's new round of unrepentant speech. This time I was going to preemptively, and said deeply, "Akutagawa, I have something to tell you."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was stunned for a moment, and then restrained himself from the preparation mode just now.
"Akutagawa... I've always felt that there is something uncoordinated about you..." I looked serious and said in a dignified tone, "I have been observing for a long time, and finally found it...Maybe it will be more straightforward, so I apologize in advance. "
The boy in black looked very serious, but he wasn't angry or dissatisfied with what I said. Instead, he looked prepared: "Senior, please speak up."
"Then I really said it." I hesitated, "Akutagawa...you are born without eyebrows?"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."
Let’s not talk about how Akutagawa became violent afterwards and insisted that he had eyebrows. I still think that in the second time, my illusion continued to fight against the air and I didn’t find anything wrong. This is also the first time. Akutagawa can be regarded as a talent up.
Thinking that Mr. Dazai would probably be beaten even harder if he saw this scene, I kindly told Mr. Hirotsu to comfort Akutagawa after the illusion failed, and then ran to report on my duties.
It’s worth mentioning that I didn’t see Alice during the debriefing. I was still a little curious, but when I passed by Mr. Dazai’s office, I bumped into Alice who rushed out of the room crying.
"Miss Alice! What's the matter with you, are you okay?" I knelt down and took out a handkerchief to help the other party wipe away tears.
Although this is the ability of Chief Mori, and the character design is also pinched, but the character is too complete and has her own independent thinking, I still regard her as an independent person.
"Wow--Xiaoqian, that inside--"
"...Huh?" I went over suspiciously and knocked on the door, "Mr. Dazai, can I come in?"
Accompanied by a faint please come in, I pushed the door and entered.
"What's the matter, Xiaoqian, what's the matter?" The black-haired young man was lying in front of the table in a somewhat lazy posture, holding the game console in his hand, and smiled at me.
"It's not so much a question as to ask, what did you do to make Ms. Alice... 噫!" I found the root of the disaster with a random glance-the portrait hanging on the wall.
It is amazing that someone can draw such horror with such an abstract painting method.
"Xiao Qian, what do you think of this painting?" The other party asked me enthusiastically.
"...Did you draw it yourself?"
"Yes."
"...your self-portrait is very vivid." I said sincerely.
The other party stopped smiling suddenly, hummed, and showed a thoughtful look.Then when I looked over, I suddenly laughed again: "As expected of Xiaoqian, you can tell what I drew at a glance."
"Well, my eyesight is not covered." I replied calmly.
"That's not certain." The black-haired young man's smile deepened, and he suddenly asked, "Xiao Qian, you like it, right?"
……
Small Theater: About why Chuya Nakahara sent a birthday gift a year late
Although he agreed to give a birthday gift and the two were settled, Zhong Yuanzhong also had difficulties in what to give.
The gift is too expensive--I am afraid that the other party will think too much and give people the illusion;
Sending ordinary gifts - I think it will be said that the other party is perfunctory and it seems impolite.
After finally choosing a gift, it has been a long time, and the other party has never mentioned it again.
So I started to wonder if the other party had forgotten about this matter, and wouldn't it be strange for me to remember so firmly and still eagerly hand over the gift?
So, after a delay of nearly a year, the other party's second birthday was approaching.
"...Hello." Mr. Nakaya's voice sounded, I could feel that the other person turned his head, his chin touched my hair, his voice was deliberately lowered with a hint of threat, "Don't pretend to be asleep."
Only fools are obedient at this time! ——I didn't care whether the other party found out that I was faking or cheating me, but I didn't move.
The bartender came over to interject at the right time: "It's such a good relationship with my girlfriend."
"Huh? No, that's not it..." The young man's voice became a little flustered, "This guy himself..."
"It's not good to let girls take the initiative all the time, it's so unmanly! Obviously my girlfriend is so cute."
"That's why I said it wasn't like that—" Zhong Yuanzhong replied angrily, probably giving up, and didn't continue to argue, but after a moment of silence, he whispered, "How cute is this kid."
I'm listening here, feeling a little dissatisfied - if you think I'm not cute, just push me away now!It's not impossible for you to dodge when I kissed you just now if you have the ability!You didn't drink, you can not only avoid me, but also beat me backhand!
……Why?etc?
...Mr. Nakaya, he was indeed able to avoid it at that time, after all, he hadn't touched alcohol yet...
...so... this is...
I quietly put the wine glass in my hand on the bar counter, without lifting my head from the beginning to the end, I quietly put my hands on the other's waist and hugged him.
"Hey, don't touch me randomly..." Nakahara Chuya's voice added a touch of anxiety, he raised his hand to hold my hand, but after touching it, he seemed to realize it again, and after a few seconds, he let go of his hand and went on. His tone became a little helpless, "Get up, I won't beat you up."
At this moment, the perfume smell from the other party became too sweet and greasy, and there was a bit of citrus smell after careful identification.
At this time, I belatedly felt that my head was a little dizzy after being drunk.
Now I feel a little drunk without pretending.
"...I haven't chosen my birthday present yet."
"...Huh?" The other party's tone suddenly became surprised, and he said almost subconsciously, "Isn't that just now?"
Now that I have already exposed myself, I don’t need to continue pretending. Hearing this, I raised my head, stared at the other party, and said with an incredulous expression: “How does that count?! Do I need to take the initiative for my birthday present?! Really If it's like that, you kiss me!"
Nakahara Chuya: "...Hey! Jiang Gu, what are you talking about!"
I frowned in displeasure: "...call me by my name."
"……Um?"
"Choose this for a birthday present." I said in a muffled voice, "Mr. Chuya, you promised yourself, isn't this too much?"
"...I see." After looking at me for a moment, the other party looked away unnaturally, "Chisaki...is this okay?"
Although this is indeed the goal...but it's not right!
So it doesn't make sense in the end!what I do!
Obviously, I felt that the result had been reached before, but in the end, it suddenly fell short because of the unexpected development in the end!
Now I don't know whether I am nervous because I feel guilty after doing something bad, or I am throbbing because of Mr. Nakaya's seemingly innocuous response!
Either way, it's pretty bad!And it's even worse because Nakaya-san responded to me!
"Wow—it doesn't work at all! Not at all! Chuya, you bastard!" I picked up the glass on the table and drank it in one gulp, sniffing, handed the glass to the bartender with a sob and said, "Ah, I'm sorry, Please fill me up."
"...Huh?! Where on earth do you have the confidence to say such a thing, you damn girl... Hey! Don't cry! Everyone else has seen it... Don't drink any more! Don't pour it for her!"
……
After getting drunk for the first time, I found two good news and one bad news.
The first good news is that I will not be disconnected. After I am drunk, I can still retain consciousness and fully remember what I did.Don't worry about drinking by yourself.
The bad news is that getting drunk for the first time didn't solve the problem I wanted to solve, but made it worse.
And then there is the second piece of good news—because I was crying and complaining nonsense to the villain at the end last night, which made Mr. Nakaya, who was still a little skeptical, think that I was drunk and was complaining to Hirotsu After the old man asked for the address, when he sent me home, he told Oda Saku in a particularly bad tone that I couldn't let me drink.
I sat on the bed and began to think deeply with a serious expression on my face.
In short... just treat it as a fragment of yourself after drinking for the time being!I am most familiar with pretending nothing happened! yes!
I yawned, got up and washed up, and went out: "Good morning, Sakura, Shinji...Have Kosuke and the others gone to school yet?"
"Yeah." Shinji obediently went to pour me a glass of water, and looked at me carefully.
I took the water glass, looked at each other for a moment, and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Boss..." Shinji leaned over and asked in a low voice, "Is this yours who brought you back last night?"
"..." I looked at the other person's thumbs up, and gave him a slap on the forehead, "Don't learn some messy things from Xingsuke and the others! Get my sister a sandwich!"
"It hurts—" Shinji ran away holding his forehead.
And Saki Le was lying on the table, looking at me curiously, tilting her head and asking: "Is it the boss' lover?"
...What is this description? !It will make people think of a strange picture all of a sudden, okay? !
The corner of my mouth twitched: "Sakule, where did you learn the words... Hey! Shinji! Don't take Sakule to watch weird TV dramas!"
"It's not me! It's Kosuke!" Shinji brought me a sandwich from the refrigerator, "Here, Boss."
"That unlucky boy..." I had itchy teeth, picked up the sandwich and unwrapped it, took a bite angrily, and said vaguely, "Where's Natsume-sensei?"
"Going for a walk."
"Where's Natsume-sensei's meal?"
"It's been fed in the morning."
"Yeah." I nodded, and the phone rang before the sandwich was finished.Seeing the caller ID, my lazy expression changed, and I picked up the phone, "Hello?...Well, yes...I see, I'll be there in 5 minutes."
I ate the sandwich in my hand two or three times, squeezed the wrapping paper and threw it into the trash can not far away.
"Boss, are you going to work?" Shinji looked a little excited, staring at me.
"Hmm...it's a boring job." I looked at the other party's excitement, feeling a little helpless.
Among my stupid friends, Xingsuke’s goal is Koshien for the time being, and Yu seems to have set his goal to be admitted to Dongda University. Katsumi has no signs of it yet, but his motor nerves are good, I think maybe he can be with Xingsuke Let's compete together for the great and passionate goal of Jiashiyuan.
Only Shinji seems to retain his vision of the Mafia.
I think it's all caused by lack of culture. It should be fine when this little devil goes to school.
The call I received was an emergency, and when I arrived at the scene of the incident, there were already subordinates on standby there.
"I didn't have time to explain on the phone just now... what happened?" I walked over and asked lightly.
This is equivalent to my daily life.
In fact, when there are not many things to do, it is quite idle.From the time I stole Mr. Dazai's game console to play the latest level and then put it back, I know how idle I am when I am idle.
But because I got into this position, the tasks that I need to dispatch are of the kind that no one can replace, so every time I get busy, it will be a big trouble.
After solving the incident and dealing with the troubles, I ran into Akutagawa again on the way back to report to Chief Mori.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."
I:"……"
"senior……"
"Stop!" I raised my hand to stop the other party's new round of unrepentant speech. This time I was going to preemptively, and said deeply, "Akutagawa, I have something to tell you."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was stunned for a moment, and then restrained himself from the preparation mode just now.
"Akutagawa... I've always felt that there is something uncoordinated about you..." I looked serious and said in a dignified tone, "I have been observing for a long time, and finally found it...Maybe it will be more straightforward, so I apologize in advance. "
The boy in black looked very serious, but he wasn't angry or dissatisfied with what I said. Instead, he looked prepared: "Senior, please speak up."
"Then I really said it." I hesitated, "Akutagawa...you are born without eyebrows?"
Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "..."
Let’s not talk about how Akutagawa became violent afterwards and insisted that he had eyebrows. I still think that in the second time, my illusion continued to fight against the air and I didn’t find anything wrong. This is also the first time. Akutagawa can be regarded as a talent up.
Thinking that Mr. Dazai would probably be beaten even harder if he saw this scene, I kindly told Mr. Hirotsu to comfort Akutagawa after the illusion failed, and then ran to report on my duties.
It’s worth mentioning that I didn’t see Alice during the debriefing. I was still a little curious, but when I passed by Mr. Dazai’s office, I bumped into Alice who rushed out of the room crying.
"Miss Alice! What's the matter with you, are you okay?" I knelt down and took out a handkerchief to help the other party wipe away tears.
Although this is the ability of Chief Mori, and the character design is also pinched, but the character is too complete and has her own independent thinking, I still regard her as an independent person.
"Wow--Xiaoqian, that inside--"
"...Huh?" I went over suspiciously and knocked on the door, "Mr. Dazai, can I come in?"
Accompanied by a faint please come in, I pushed the door and entered.
"What's the matter, Xiaoqian, what's the matter?" The black-haired young man was lying in front of the table in a somewhat lazy posture, holding the game console in his hand, and smiled at me.
"It's not so much a question as to ask, what did you do to make Ms. Alice... 噫!" I found the root of the disaster with a random glance-the portrait hanging on the wall.
It is amazing that someone can draw such horror with such an abstract painting method.
"Xiao Qian, what do you think of this painting?" The other party asked me enthusiastically.
"...Did you draw it yourself?"
"Yes."
"...your self-portrait is very vivid." I said sincerely.
The other party stopped smiling suddenly, hummed, and showed a thoughtful look.Then when I looked over, I suddenly laughed again: "As expected of Xiaoqian, you can tell what I drew at a glance."
"Well, my eyesight is not covered." I replied calmly.
"That's not certain." The black-haired young man's smile deepened, and he suddenly asked, "Xiao Qian, you like it, right?"
……
Small Theater: About why Chuya Nakahara sent a birthday gift a year late
Although he agreed to give a birthday gift and the two were settled, Zhong Yuanzhong also had difficulties in what to give.
The gift is too expensive--I am afraid that the other party will think too much and give people the illusion;
Sending ordinary gifts - I think it will be said that the other party is perfunctory and it seems impolite.
After finally choosing a gift, it has been a long time, and the other party has never mentioned it again.
So I started to wonder if the other party had forgotten about this matter, and wouldn't it be strange for me to remember so firmly and still eagerly hand over the gift?
So, after a delay of nearly a year, the other party's second birthday was approaching.
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