[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Giorno and the others have been dying of overwork for nearly two weeks in order to secure the drug delivery route.

"Giorno, it's time to stop your truancy." I said to Giorno who was sitting behind the desk.

"No way." He looked at the document in his hand, and sighed, "Once the entire delivery route is cut off, the enthusiasm income will drop by about one-third... After solving this problem Before, I probably couldn’t sleep well.” Then Giorno raised his head and looked at me seriously, “How on earth did you let those cadres, including the boss... ah, the former boss’s personal guards It died down so quickly inside."

"That's because the enthusiastic cadres are all monkeys. To deal with monkeys, you only need to use the methods you use to deal with monkeys." I complained blankly, "Seriously, they are really no better than monkeys?" I have endured this complaint for a long time, "Diablo doesn't know how to educate the organization on corporate culture, the whole thing is social terror, no meetings, no company regulations, no restraints on subordinates, no reward mechanism, everyone can freely play and earn money An organization established by a guy who kills chickens and takes eggs and doesn't know how to grow... How did it grow to such a large size? Is the whole of Naples full of monkeys? Who can beat who is the boss?"

"...For Hanako, everyone is a monkey." Giorno muttered, "Ah, so how did you make those monkeys...I mean the cadres obedient?"

"I gave each of them a copy of Chocrat's video." I said blankly and dryly, "Anyway, that kind of pervert must not have any good friends."

Giorno stopped talking, he sighed, "Sometimes I wish Mr. Jotaro would be a little... Ah, no, I didn't say anything." He stopped in time, "So, how can I How about making up for the lost income after cutting off the drug trade route..." He scratched his head with a pen in some embarrassment, "It seems a bit unrealistic to lay off staff."

Enthusiasm currently has more than 700 members. Generally speaking, a normal mafia family with about a hundred members is already considered a big family. Compared with the number of Enthusiasm, it seems overwhelming, and among them there are nearly one-fifth of them. Numbers are stand-ins, which makes layoffs very difficult.

I blew on the latte art on the coffee and answered him blankly: "Go and bribe the local government officials."

"Huh?" He raised his head from the pile of documents and looked at me in confusion.

"Naples is a port city." I continued to remind him.

"Hmm..." Giorno was lost in thought.

"Compared with the spirit of risk-taking and death of Westerners, Easterners with more stable values ​​like to travel in cities with pleasant scenery, delicious food, luxury goods and light luxury goods that are more cost-effective, low-crime, and safer. Consumption." I still tried to persuade him.

"So... the first step is to make the city safe?" He buried himself comfortably in the chair, "Afterwards, we will support industries that are easy to generate income such as tourism, catering services, and luxury goods... Compared with the profiteering drug and drug industry that kills chickens and eggs, this is a development route that involves a lot of investment in the early stage and slow results, but it operates very stably in the later stage..."

"Besides, this development route can solve the employment rate problem. On the surface, it needs the support of the local government-what is this called...Ah, the rich will be rich first, and the rich will be built later, and a civilized and harmonious Naples will be built..." I put the coffee cup back Cup and saucer, "And, Giorno, when will you stop your playing truant?"

He stopped talking, and it took a while before he answered me seriously, "Hanako, not everyone can be like you, who can only sleep for two or three hours a day without sudden death."

"Giorno, we're coming in." Bugarati's voice came from the door.

"Come in." Giorno sighed.

Apaki, Mista, and Bugarati came in together, "Report on the investigation of the drug and drug trade line." The previous note found that the gang cadre said to his little boss with a cold face.

"Thank you, put it over there." Giorno replied, "I believe your abilities can solve it."

Oh, Apache's ability is so easy to use, he was almost driven crazy by Giorno during this time.

...I wonder if this kid deliberately persecuted his teammates.

Shouldn't it be?

I threw out the messy thoughts in my head, "Giorno, the development route I told you earlier needs a lot of grassroots support, so I prepared your speech..." I pointed to him The computer next to it, "It's inside, um, yes, it's the folder 'about building a civilized and harmonious Naples, building a positive corporate culture together'..."

"Pfft." Mista made a low 4 voice.

I ignored him, "Can you open it and have a look?"

"Okay." Giorno obediently opened the folder, and after a long silence poked out his head with three donuts on it from behind the computer, "Are you serious?"

There are three documents in the folder.

"Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces of Enthusiastic Culture" [Note: Recite]

"Get rich first and then get rich later, precise poverty alleviation, and strive for a well-off society together" [Note: each cadre copies and recites]

"Start from the grassroots, go deep into the masses, and build a sunny, positive and healthy corporate culture" [Note: Every grassroots employee must read]

Finally, Mista couldn't hold back any longer, "Send the vivisection body art video to every cadre. The guy who carried out the reign of terror said 'sunshine, active and healthy'!"

I sighed, "Young man, I used to 'deal with monkeys'," I stood up from the chair, straightened my suit, and approached Mista, "A group of people let their own way, do things as they please, and occupy the mountain as king Whoever has big fists can fuck with monkeys, just use a water gun to imprint 'fear' deeply in their bones." I looked closely at Mista's eyes, "However, we have to make [enthusiasm] If you don’t want to look like a monkey, you have to “make the monkey wear clothes, even if you can’t turn into a human, you must at least look like a human”, which requires a long time of treatment. Including repeated, mechanical brainwashing, mandatory implementation of the “rules”, And the precise control over this stupid concept of 'crowds'... Bananas and water guns, alike."

"Uh, uh..." Mista took a step back, "I, I got it."

Then I heard him complaining to Apache, "I said, not many people in the outside world know her true face?"

"It will be silenced." Apache answered him casually.

"...I'm just talking." Mista touched his nose.

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll add another one on the spot. Make up four, and let you copy each one 44 times." I threatened him blankly.

"...Please forgive me." Mista bowed in a standard play, "boss."

"Pfft." Bugarati, who had been sullenly, laughed.

"Ah, Bucciarati, how is Trish?" I asked him.

"It's settled." He stood up straight, and his posture was quite standard.

To put it simply, although the enthusiastic new boss on the surface is the small boss, Giorno, but in fact...it seems very clear that all the cadres unanimously acquiesce in me as the new boss.

That's why they are called monkeys.

Ah, excluding Bucciarati, he seems to really want to hang out with Giorno.

That's right, Giorno is very promising, he's quick to get started, and he's ruthless in his shots. It seems that he doesn't need to go through the transition period from a high school student to a gangster boss. Who is this ruthlessness inherited from?

Bah, I don't recognize that Dior guy.

"Qiorunuo, about the article 'Start from the grassroots, go deep into the masses, build a sunny, positive and healthy corporate culture', do you want to rehearse it, after all, a few sentences in it still need to be contagious..." I turned my head to Qiao Luno. said Luno.

He has already printed out his speech.

"Really? I think it should be okay?" He lowered his head and stared at the speech, "Isn't it best to recite it?"

"Let me guide you on the movements and tone of voice... because it will be broadcast live, so the eyes are also very important."

"...In the final analysis, what will enthusiasm look like?" Mista once again made a voice that owed 4, "Is this going to become a pyramid scheme?"

"Ha, what do you think was the way to develop downlines before Enthusiasm? Did you recruit students?" I turned my head and stared at him with a murderous expression, "I have never seen such a brazen and terrible MLM organization!"

Worse than the way Dior developed offline!

No, forget it, or Dior is a little worse.

"..." Mista stopped talking.

"You three came just in time." I dragged three chairs and placed them in front of Giorno, "You three sit here for me, Giorno, let's go." I snapped my fingers.

The enthusiastic incumbent boss cleared his throat, and began to read the manuscript to his three little friends. When he read: "...the so-called family means family. Those who join in everything are family members—— However, I want to say that in this world, there is no such thing as a "family" living a life of luxury, while another part of the "family" is struggling to survive, and can only steal and go hungry—”

"Giorno, be a little more passionate... Look up, be firm, be enthusiastic... You are just reading a manuscript, it is too dry. This manuscript is for grassroots personnel, and the supporting measures are to support grassroots personnel Self-employment...so you have to be enthusiastic...give them hope..."

"Pfft—" Mista couldn't bear it anymore.

Instead, Bugarati listened with gusto, and Apache covered his face.

"Mista, go out and memorize the ninety-nine multiplication table with Naranga, and I will ask you the calculation of the 4 line."

Mista screamed.

...Eh, really, why do you always challenge me over and over again?Could it be that you are shaking m, Mista?

Today's young people really don't know how to accept it when they see it. Who do you think is planning the future for you so hard? It's not just you who are too busy to die from overwork these days...

Ah, I don't know why, but I suddenly want to sleep in Jotaro's arms.