[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

My name is Kujo Xulun, I am 19 years old, and I live in Tallahassee, Florida, USA. When I was 14 years old, my family moved to the United States because of my father’s job change—as for why Florida... Oh, of course because as a peninsula state, it has a long coastline second only to Alaska, with the Atlantic Ocean in the east, the Gulf of Mexico in the west, and rich marine biological resources...

Pull away, pull back.

I have had a doubt since I was a child.

A doubt that has plagued me since I was sensible.

I couldn't help but look up at my mother who was leaning on the sofa to catch up on papers—she is 45 years old this year, but she is still young and beautiful. Although Asians don't look old easily, my mother's youth can no longer be To describe it as "not looking old", she seems to be young forever, she looks at most in her early twenties, and she is not a pure Asian, it is said that her ancestors have Italian ancestry.

Hanako Kujo, colleagues will also call her "Dr. Kujo (doctor)", but in order to distinguish it from her father, generally speaking, when both of them are present, the other party will call her "Professor Kujo".

In the past 20 years, my mother has obtained three doctorates and two master's degrees, three of which are interdisciplinary degrees. She is young, beautiful, mature and intelligent. If she is not married, her suitors can have one more company—— Yes, it's "one more company". There are many people who miss the beautiful wife of Professor Kongtiao's family. It's amazing that my father can rest assured that he won't go home for half a year.

Mom didn't actually like Florida.

She said the place smelled like a magic stick.

And because of our family's emigration, my grandfather, who was already annoyed at seeing my father, was even more annoyed at seeing my father—but it didn't help. My father learned to ignore all his fault-finding behaviors many years ago.

——However, no matter how much I hated my father, my grandfather never said a word of bad things about my father in front of me.

According to what he said: "A father cannot slander another father in front of his daughter. Those who do so are not worthy of being fathers."

Sometimes, I can't help but feel that it was too much for Dad to cheat Mom away from Grandpa.

Because the family moved, my mother reluctantly sold the old house she had been running for more than ten years, especially the fig tree that can bear a lot of fruit every year. Every year, she can make a lot of jams and desserts for me with figs. Don't give up the fruit tree that can't be moved, let my mother ignore my father for two consecutive months.

In the end, Dad lost her a new fruit tree.

Ah, the question that has plagued me for decades is... why did my mother marry my father?

Could it be because of the face?

"What's wrong? You keep looking at my face?" Mom poked her head out from behind the computer and looked at me.

"Ah...it's nothing, I was just thinking, Mom, why did you marry Dad." I put my feet on the chair, and then put my face on my knees and asked her.

She looked at me with a complicated face, and finally sighed, "Xu Lun, my mother was still young at that time."

"Ok?"

"Because I'm young, I lack life experience." She stopped typing with a blank face, "So, I was deceived by your father's good face."

...Ah, I knew it.

Ms. Kujo Hanako seemed to have thought of something again, and continued to sigh, "However, men all over the world look like dogs, so just pick a man with a good-looking face and a decent figure. For example, men all over the world are dogs, but your dad is a race dog, and the others are mutt-haired stupid dogs."

...Well, this metaphor is really easy to understand, but ah——

"Mom, if Dad knows that you make such a comparison, you will be sanctioned."

The hand that she stretched out to write the information on one side stopped, and turned her palms together and raised it above her head, "Please, don't tell him."

"Don't worry, I won't betray my mother."

"Speaking of your father, what's the date of today?" Mom went back to catch up on the papers, and after a while, she raised her head and looked at me, asking with a confused expression.

This is why she is particularly troublesome. She is in a daze about the paper, and doesn't care about other dates except the deadline.

"May [-]th, what's the matter?" I answered her.

Ms. Huazi looked at the laptop in her hand indifferently, calmly saved the half-written thesis, and stuffed all the materials together with the laptop into the computer bag with trembling hands, "Xu Lun, I made a mistake. "

"???"

"Your father is coming back today."

"..."

"This is a half-year sanction, I refuse, I'm going to slip away." She picked up her computer bag and planned to rush out the door.

Ah, if she didn't mention it, I would have forgotten that I have a father who doesn't come home after half a year of scientific research... What?Dad is coming back today?Hmm... It shouldn't matter if I forgot to pick him up at the airport?After all, every time he comes home from a scientific examination, he smells a little... so what.

According to my mother, this is probably the so-called "papakusai" rebellious period from daughters that every father has to go through.

I think I'm okay, except for the occasional car racing, tattoos, perm, and parties... I'm not really rebellious?

"Just like your father when he was young, all the cubs of the Joestar family are like this." Mom complained about this.

However, the mother did not run away. As soon as she opened the door, she saw the indifferent father blocking the door.

Dad's face is so ugly.

Probably because none of us went to pick him up.

But there is no way, who told him not to go home for half a year is not much different from being at home-oh, there is a difference, the number of times my mother blows her hair is much less.

"Wait, wait, Jotaro, I forgot the time so badly, I didn't mean to pick you up at the airport..."

Mom, you were thinking of running away just a second ago.

"I really don't want to pick you up, because Dad smells bad." I lay on the sofa and looked at the two of them.

The corner of his mouth twitched violently.

"..." Taking advantage of the time when I was attracting firepower, my mother was going to run away, but she was clearly no match for my father. My father had long hands and feet, and for a mother who was relatively petite among Asians That said, the scope of the attack is much wider.

She was immediately caught by her father.

"Xu Lun! Help!"

Those were the last words Mom said as she disappeared down the stairs with Dad dragging her along.

May you be happy.

Amen.

...What kind of horror movie scene is this!Can you two guys in their 40s be okay?

I just can't figure it out, these two guys are so clingy, and I'm still an only child.

Mom said it was because your Joestar family has been an only child for generations, but I think it's just that mom doesn't want a second child.

If she was willing to listen to my father, I guess I would already have a bunch of younger brothers and sisters.

"He refused to take it, so he said it lightly." by Ms. Hanako who resisted fiercely.

Although I don’t have younger siblings, but I have three “brother” characters who grew up together. Although their seniority is only the younger cousin Tsunaji’s age and seniority are on the same number, the other two... I Decided to give up thinking.

Jousuke is a normal person, let's not talk about him.

As for Giorno, I always thought he was a good guy who would turn into a butterfly and play with me, until I found out that every time he played house with me, he tried to trick me into calling him Dad.

Pooh.

I am not fooled.

This guy must be thinking about my mom!

Of course, at this critical time, it is Dad!Although Dad is an idiot!

When I was young, I would occasionally go to Italy with my mother. At this time, my mother’s subordinates would accompany me to play games. Gaccio was easily irritable. After playing for a long time, he would kick doors and smash things on his own, so I generally don’t like Playing with him - Bessie would fish with me, but I don't really like fishing either...

As for Risut who doesn't like to talk, Prosut who hasn't changed his clothes much-every time we meet, Illuso who likes to peep, that guy Holmaggio is easy to get carried away... ..ah, they never let Meloni play with me.

Because they say he's a pervert and doesn't teach children well.

......

Fine.

Do you think I don't know that you guys are engaged in assassination like Balian on Uncle Gangji's side? !What about the education of children!

Although Risut doesn't speak often, he is indeed the most reliable one among them, and he also values ​​friendship - but the atmosphere between him and Giorno is a bit subtle, even I can see that he and Giorno There's a bit of a mismatch between them, even though he now has far more opportunities to work for the hot boss Giorno than for his mother.

And he has a very strict mouth, and he refuses to reveal the reason why he works for his mother.

If asked the reason, he would answer "Because the boss didn't let me say it."

...I don't think the problem is here.

I trust my instincts.

This guy has definitely thought about my mother for a while in the past ten years.

Dad, you can take care of yourself.

Although my father is an idiot, his beautiful wife is missed by so many people and dares to run out to join the scientific expedition team for half a year, but I still stand by him, even though he likes to take me to the beach (in fact, it is to satisfy his desire selfish desires).

After he came home, he took me to the beach for a walk. I stepped on something buried under the sand, and my feet were bleeding—in order to prevent this thing from harming others, I dug it up and found it to be a glorified arrowhead, a relic of unknown age.

Dad's eyes twitched when he saw the arrow.

Because I was worried about tetanus, I went to get a tetanus shot.

Then?

Then I solved another problem that has troubled me for more than ten years-why every time my father was forced by my mother to comb my hair, it would be like a magic trick, and the hair would fly up and tie itself.

...the dumb dad who brushes his daughter's hair with platinum stars.

"Call it Freedom of Stone."

When I was struggling with what to name my stand-in, my mother said this.

I thought it was a good name and accepted it.

Although I don't know why she chose that name.

Because of having a stand-in relationship, I met a group of friends later... Ah, that's another story.

No, I didn't do anything illegal to go to jail, it was pure coincidence that I met the weather forecasters, we had some adventures together...

One of them... has been chasing me.

Although he was kicked out of the house by his father every time, he didn't seem to give up at all.

Because of his grandfather's painful lessons, it seems that Dad planned to ignore him from the beginning.

Every time I think of him waving the admission letter of a certain Ivy League university, shouting outside my house, "I got in! My mother-in-law! I got in!" and then being shut out by my dad... I always remember Can't help but pity him.

but.

So silly, Anna Sui.

Even if you can handle your dad, you can't handle your mom... Just consider getting into a top 50 university, it's just a ticket to get started.

I calmly took a sip of the fig milkshake my mother made, and discussed Kishibe Rohan's new manga with Ames and FF.

As for Anna Sui.

May he be happy.

Amen.

The author has something to say: Daily persecution of Anna Sui

exhausted from work

【Leopard Lying】

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Transmigration Book

Author: Zhan Kong

Su Qing transmigrated into an article dedicated to blackmailing herself, and she accidentally discovered that the person who wrote this article was her best friend, and the best friend didn't know that Su Qing knew all this, and she was still waiting for a good show.

Scene [-]: Exam room

Su Qing cheated and was caught on the spot.

The best friend pleaded (gloated) and said: "She didn't do it on purpose, so please forgive her."

Su Qing calmly took a new paper on the side and started to work.

Wait for the results...

Teacher: "Perfect scorers want to cheat?"

Girlfriend: "..."

Scene [-]: Encounter with the school girl by chance

The best friend suddenly fell down, looked at Su Qing wronged and said, "Why did you do this?"

The school grass noticed them and stepped forward.

My girlfriend was overjoyed.

Unexpectedly, the school grass went straight to Su Qing's side, and looked at her girlfriend on the ground with contempt: "Honey, is this fool your friend?"

Girlfriend: "..."

Shuangwen, the heroine's goal is to be a top student, live a wonderful life, read with peace of mind!

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