[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

It was probably because I was racing with him before and almost broke his heart, so the substitute messenger of the wheel of fortune was always chasing me and kicking me out.

I think this is due to his own lack of driving skills, and I can't be blamed.

Jotaro's deformed look when he kicked him out of the car made me curious, how did he exercise to get such a deformed figure?

Of course, he was locked upside down on the stone in the end, and the gang of villains kindly gave him an ascetic warning sign, it couldn't have been worse.

In fact, these people are villains, right?

Of course, it is impossible to reach the next town with a small broken car on the wheel of fortune, so we had to... yes, we had to use the No. 11 bus in a simple and natural way.

When I arrived at the next town, Old Joseph got an off-road vehicle from somewhere. Thank God, I thought I was going to sleep in the wild for a few days.

The good thing is that I don’t have to sleep in the wild. The bad thing is that I’m squeezed between two muscular guys again. On the right is Jotaro and on the left is the old guy. Kakyoin used the excuse of motion sickness to get into the passenger seat again. I think he must have felt that It is very hot to squeeze in the back seat before running to the front.

After several tragic and heroic experiences with luggage, I have now learned that suitcases are useless at all. I need to prepare the kind of luggage that I carry with me, so that I can take it with me when I get off the vehicle.

I sat in the middle with my luggage bag and yawned sleepily. I have been sleeping in the car for two consecutive days. Sometimes when I wake up in the middle of the night, I can still find myself sleeping sideways with my bag leaning on my left or right muscles. on Han.

If it wasn't for the fact that the other party was also sleeping, the scene would have been quite embarrassing.

... No, I didn't have any weird illusion of hugging left and right, not at all, and I'm not such a scumbag... Maybe?

"Polnareff, did you really read the map and go the wrong way? How about I drive?" During the long drive on the third day, I couldn't help asking Polnareff.

"I'll never let you touch the steering wheel again!" Polnareff frowned, "And I'm sure I'm not mistaken, the nearest town is almost here..." Even the GPS in this kind of broken mountain area is sometimes good No, I'm also really convinced.

"Ah! Did you see that! I said the town is not far away!" Polnareff shouted, pointing ahead.

"When did the fog start?" I frowned, "GPS didn't even remind me."

"This thing has ups and downs along the way, ignore it." Polnareff was quite happy, "Finally I can find a hotel to take a shower and have a good meal."

"...do you have any opinion on my cooking?" I leaned over quietly and said.

"...Well, uh, no, no, the food made by Ms. Hanako is really delicious, much better than ordinary restaurants, really." Polnareff's face was covered with cold sweat.

"Pfft." Sitting in the passenger seat, Kakyoin laughed.

We drove into the town. How should I put it, as soon as I entered the town, I felt the hairs on my back stand on end, and I felt like I was being watched by something.

"What's wrong?" Jotaro asked me as he turned his head a little ahead of me.

"I don't know, but I have to reiterate that I have a natural instinct for bad things..." I folded my arms and shook, "I think there is something wrong with this town. From the very beginning, I felt like someone was staring at me..."

"Is there?" Polnareff scratched his head, "Miss Hanako, are you too sensitive..."

"Do you need me to recall with you how many times my intuition has come true during this journey?" I reached out and pinched his face.

"Woooooo, I was wrong, I was wrong, Miss Hanako, please let go..."

"You two, be quiet!" Jotaro yelled in a low voice to stop the two of us playing tricks there, "If you think it's wrong, then go around this town and go to the next town, anyway, it's only a day's journey .” He pointed to the car on the side.

"The car doesn't seem to start." Kakyoin tried twice and found that the car couldn't ignite and start.

"...What, is the vehicle curse of the old thing so strong?!" I was shocked.

"Miss Hanako, why are you calling me an old man again!"

"Vehicle killer, reflect on me!"

"What is the old man going to reflect on!"

"You guys are so noisy!" Jotaro supported his forehead, "In that case, let's stay here temporarily and see if we can find a place to repair the car."

This small town is indeed very weird. We wanted to go to the other party but closed the door directly. Kakyoin found a dead body on the street. I put on two layers of disposable plastic gloves and uncovered his clothes, only to find that he was covered in wounds. And it was still a weird circular wound, without a drop of blood around it.

"Look at the wound, it was caused during his lifetime," I covered him with clothes, "but no matter what happens to the wound during his lifetime, it is impossible that there will not be a drop of blood, so..."

I stopped abruptly and glanced at the nearest Jotaro, who nodded slightly.

"No matter what, call the police first and let someone take the body away." Kakyoin proposed this, and I also think this proposal is quite good.

Just as our group was standing together discussing what to do next, an old lady who looked quite old suddenly came up to talk and wanted to take us to her hotel.

Polnareff chatted with her quite naturally.

I stared at her bandaged left hand for a moment, then looked away.

This place is eerie and I don't want to expose my abilities to a stranger.

"It's not easy to travel with a group of people, right? Especially when a girl travels with a group of men?" The old woman suddenly came to my side and spoke to me.

I looked at her for a while, and said with a smile, "It's actually okay, after all, everyone is a gentleman." I spread my hands, "Grandma, is your hand hurt? I'm a doctor and I have simple medical equipment with me. Do you want me to help you take a look?"

"Ah, ah! No need, I'm just old and useless and I accidentally burned my hand, it's okay, it's okay, how can I bother the guests?"

"This is not okay. If the burn is not treated properly, the wound will be easily infected and festered. Why don't you show me?" I approached with a smile on my face.

"No, no, no, ah, here we are, this is my hotel. Stallone stayed here when he was making a movie!" The old woman changed the subject.

But no matter what, I think the way she changed the subject was too flustered, and she refused me to show her wounds so repeatedly, even if she was afraid of troublesome customers, it was strange.

Jotaro handed me the passenger registration booklet, and I glanced at it and saw that he had written a blank note qtaro on it.

...This pseudonym is surprisingly cute.

The five of us asked for a room because the town was so creepy, and the gentlemen gave me the bed.

Well, they are actually quite gentlemen.

I didn't tell Joseph and the others that I suspected something was wrong with the old lady. In fact, when I stayed in the room thinking about what caused the wound on the corpse, Polnareff ran to the toilet.

Then things work out.

Seriously, just like the old stuff has the vehicle curse, does Polnareff have the toilet curse?

"Miss Hanako, please help me with the wound on my tongue..." He just walked over with his tongue out, there was a big hole in his tongue, and there was a strange thing on the tip of his tongue...

"Stay away from me. Go and rinse your mouth with disinfectant first, then talk about the treatment." I hid behind Kakyoin with a cold expression on my face.

"Ah! How can Miss Hanako be so heartless!" Polnareff complained.

Since the double of "Justice" was defeated, the disguise of the town also faded, not me, I once again had a strong interest in Jotaro's physical structure.

This vital capacity is really amazing, isn't it?

"So, do you want to press her about Dio's double ability?" Kakyoin asked.

"It doesn't matter if you don't say it. In the next town, the old man can use the son of the hermit to read the message in her mind..." Joseph suggested.

"Don't be so troublesome." I shook my head. "Let me ask you one last time, will you not drive me out of this team no matter what I do? Even if it is cruel, cruel, and not a good person?"

"Miss Hanako, what are you talking about? How could we drive you away?" Polnareff was the first to speak.

"Well, that's what I mean." Joseph also nodded, "Although Ms. Hanako has been venomous, I believe you are a righteous person..."

"Okay, okay, next one." I interrupted him.

"Damn it, is it only the attitude towards the old man is so bad?!"

Kakyoin stared into my eyes for a while, then smiled, "I believe Miss Hanako."

Jotaro didn't speak for a long time, and finally nodded, "Do whatever you want."

Cut, even though I said so on the lips, when I really do it, there are probably subtle expressions on each of them.

But it doesn't matter.

I stretched out my hand, and the Queen of Hearts put her hand on Enyapo's temple. She suddenly opened her eyes and let out a shrill scream, with blood continuously flowing out of her seven orifices.

"Pain often disorients us," I tilted my head, "well, pain, this is how you feel right now." I closed my eyes and flipped through her brain like a house raid.

After about 5 minutes of such high-intensity torture, I released her head, "Thank you for sharing."

The old woman was lying on the ground, only half breathed.

Surviving is also dementia.

I took a deep breath and turned my head to look at the four logs stuck behind me, "Okay, is there anything else to say?"

Time passed by minute by minute.

"Get in the car, let's talk about it after getting in the car." Jotaro walked over and opened the door and gestured to me to get in the car.

"...?" I blinked.

"That's right, let's talk about it in the next town," Polnareff put his hands behind his head, "By the way, I'm a little hungry, Kakyoin, do you have any leftover sandwiches that Ms. Hanako made last night? "

"Ah, I just finished eating, please bear with me."

...these guys—

"Don't you think I'm cruel?!"

Jotaro rolled down the car window, "You're so wordy, get in the car!"

……

These guys...

"Ah." I stroked my hair.

"What's the matter?" Joseph poked his head out of the passenger window, "Hurry up, time is money."

"Hey, I was just thinking," I smiled and climbed into the car, "When I go back to take the exam, do you want me to help you and Kakyoin with tutoring?"

"...No need."

...Even if what I read is really scary, but...but ah-

I'll bring you all back alive.

The author has something to say: Some friends said that Hanako is quite Kira Yoshikage...ha.In fact, she is really Kira Yoshikage【Hey