[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Because I was going to Egypt, I simply took a two-month sick leave with the school. Anyway, what I got was Mrs. Holly's checklist, and I don't know if there is anything behind the spw consortium. The school quickly approved it.

It took me a while to lie to my mother. I told her that I would go to Egypt for a two-month internship. It's not an infectious disease... In short, there was a lot of nagging and a lot of luggage and a full two-month change of clothes were forced on me.

...It made my conscience ache.

When I came to the airport with two suitcases, I saw those four standing in the terminal waiting for me, "Why didn't you wait for me to check in your luggage?"

"... Luggage?" Then the damned old thing Joseph said something I will never forget in my life, "I never carry that kind of thing, just bring a credit card."

"..." I, I, I, I... I tm... I...

Damn, damn rich!hum.

The old lady doesn't milk you anymore!

Although I was very angry, I still endured it. I don’t know why I always feel uneasy when I check in the luggage.So I took two changes of clothes and some underwear from the suitcase and stuffed them into the small carry-on bag.

Not that I'm bragging, I've always had a good instinct for bad things.

When I got on the plane, I sat in the front alone, and then the four of them sat in the back. Right behind me was Kakyoin. If I remember correctly, he should be a natural stand-in messenger just like me. Out of curiosity, I endured it. I couldn't help turning around and asking him, "How old were you when you awakened your substitute?"

"Huh?" He was stunned for a moment, and replied gently, "It was probably when I was in elementary school, but I can't remember exactly when. How about you, Ms. Hanako?"

"About six years old... no, five and a half years old." I counted the time with my fingers, "...But, Kakyoin, how did you convince your parents?"

"I told them that I would take a two-month school trip." He smiled.

"... Oh." The child was probably very withdrawn.

"But having said that, I didn't expect that Ms. Hanako would join us." He lowered his head and chuckled, "After all, this has nothing to do with Ms. Hanako at all, right?"

"...No, it has something to do with it... It's mainly Mr. Joestar..." I rubbed my temples, "What kind of guy is that Dior you are looking for?"

Kakyoin's expression became serious, he shook his head, "He is a terrible person, this journey will be a life-threatening battle."

...Oh, the four of you, three output a cute old thing, no milk, the chance of overturning is indeed quite high.

"However, I, Noriaki Kakyoin, will definitely protect the safety of Ms. Hanako." The 17-year-old boy showed a proud and confident smile on his face.

"...Thank you." My mood was very complicated. Although I thought I was pretty good-looking and would strike up a conversation with strange people when I walked on the street, but besides my father, no one told me that I would. Protect me from words like this.

"You guys, be quiet, others won't be able to sleep!" The passenger sitting in front of me turned his head and glared at me.

……Oh.

Then I heard Abdel and Joseph chattering with each other with the extraordinary hearing of the Queen of Hearts.

Abdel: Mr. Joestar, I have always been curious about why Ms. Yamada treats you so badly...

Joseph: Don't ask, just feel it.

...I feel like you're a big-headed ghost.

I don't know why, but I still feel uneasy and can't fall asleep. It took more than an hour to get a little sleepy.

Then something happened.

What do I say, I have a good instinct for bad things.This group of people was sniped as soon as they got on the plane, and I wondered how that Dior could find this one among so many planes so accurately.

That beetle is disgusting.

Half of that worm ran to kill innocent people indiscriminately. In fact, I have always wanted to say, why is Joseph so rich, he does not consider chartering a plane, and insists on being crowded on the same plane with ordinary people...

Oh, of course, the indiscriminate killing of innocents in front of me does not exist.

"...What's going on?! I obviously pulled out their tongues!" The worm was floating around in the air, and finally locked its target on me, "It was you, Master Dio told me that Joe Cerf and their abilities, only you! Only your ability, Lord Dior didn't tell me..."

"Well, you can try again, anyway, I can get milk back no matter how many tongues you pull out..." I folded my arms to provoke him, "Or you should pray that I don't find your body... Otherwise..."

"Otherwise, what!" The bug sneered sharply.

"Otherwise, I'll make you covered with pig's tongue."

"Beautiful thought!" The bug searched and rushed towards me.

Then he was sealed off by the emperor.

"Thanks to Ms. Hanako's hatred, I have seen through all your moves!"

OK lad!Is the jargon very slippery!

The bug's body was in a terrible state, its tongue was blown up, I treated Kakyoin's wound, then reached out and patted Jotaro's shoulder, "Stick out your tongue, I'll treat it for you."

Jotaro: ...

There was no expression on his face, and he opened his mouth obediently after two seconds.

The boy has good teeth.

"I've been wondering since the very beginning. How did this guy find this one among so many planes?" I poked my waist in confusion, saying it was just bad luck.

Then the old thing Joseph revealed himself.

"The body that Dio is using now belongs to my grandfather Jonathan Joestar. As long as he is still using this body, the whereabouts of me and Jotaro will be in his hands..."

……puff.

I turned my head and looked at Kakyoin and Abdel, "Let's leave these two guys and go to Egypt first?"

Kakyoin gave a dry cough, and Abdel covered his face.

"I don't know if it's my illusion, why does the old man feel that the plane is tilted..." At this moment, Joseph said something very terrible, "Oops!" He rushed directly to the cockpit.

Opening the door of the driver's cab, it was found that the driver had been killed with his tongue removed.

"...Miss Yamada, think of a way!" Abdel said to me in cold sweat.

"...Damn it, I'm a doctor and not a necromancer! What can I do when I'm dead!"

"It's so noisy! Shut up!" Jotaro yelled, and my ears buzzed.

... How are you the loudest!

Anyway, I can't help much standing here, so I turned my head and walked to the cabin.

"Miss Hanako, what are you going to do?" Kakyoin asked me.

"Oh, to keep the promise."

"?"

"Let that dead old bug have pig tongues all over his body."

"..."

Yes, I will take revenge!

——In the end, we made an emergency landing in Hong Kong because of the crash.

I looked blankly at the four relaxed people without luggage.

Because of the crash, I went to Hong Kong.

But my luggage went straight to Egypt.

If it weren't for my wit, I wouldn't even have a change of underwear today.

Just for that, I'm at odds with Dior.

The author has something to say: Abdel: Miss Yamada!Find a way with your invincible Queen of Hearts!

Hanako: Kao, I'm a nurse and not a necromancer!