[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Because of his friend's disappearance, all of Odasaku's arrangements fell through. He is a very affectionate man, so of course it is impossible to leave his friend alone.

No matter what, I was ok, so I went shopping one by one according to the restaurants and snack bars recommended by netizens.

In just two days, Izzy turned into the boss of the five little devils. I think Xingsuke is about to develop into a comedian, let alone a mafia. He should work hard to become a comic actor in the future.

When I went to see Ichi that day, I spotted Osamu Dazai outside the store, holding a bag of... ah, it was dog food, although it was not a very good kind of dog food.

Seems like a dog lover too.

But should I remind him that Izzy doesn't like to eat this brand of dog food, he prefers homemade dog food and coffee gum.

Then I just watched him open the bag of dog food in front of Iggy, and dangled a piece of dog food in front of Iggy.

stuffed it into his mouth.

……

……Um.

Ok……

I think if I give him an emoji, it will be "See this delicious dog food?! I will eat it myself and I won't give it to you." jpg.

It was too late to stop him from committing suicide. Although Yiqi didn't like this type of dog food, let alone Yiqi, even I felt the strong provocation from Dazai.

Izzy looked indifferent.

Dazai ate another half bag of dog food in front of it.

Then he was KO'd by Izzy.

Izzy farted in his face with disdain, and then jumped off Dazai, whose face was bitten with loose bandages and disheveled like a flower girl who had been raped by bullies, and squatted down by the stove again .

"No, as expected of my lifelong enemy..." Dazai lay on the ground and said twitching.

"..." So why are you going to provoke Izzy when you have nothing to do?You can't beat it again!Izzy didn't even use his stand-in ability, so you were KO'd by it!At least Polnareff can hold on for 40 seconds or something, you didn't even make it past [-] seconds!

What the hell is the enemy of life!You were crushed and beaten by Yi Qi!

Oda Saku came down from upstairs, stretched out his hand to pull up Dazai who was lying on the ground, completely ignored his death performance just now, pampering like an old father who watched his stupid son die.

I think they desperately need an Ango right now.

Their next chat is not what I can listen to. After all, as a mafia, they also have a battle plan.

On the fourth day in Yokohama, the shop was attacked by mysterious cloaked forces.

The opponent's goal seems to be to capture the children adopted by Odasaku, but...

How should I put it, these kids are now Iggy's younger brothers, and Iggy won't let others touch his younger brothers, so naturally this group of people were all killed by Iggy.

Probably, the other party didn't figure out that there is a dog that can fight here.

At least until Odasaku and I came back, Sakule was hugging Izzy, and the four boys looked at Izzy with eyes like idols.

"Odasaku! Izzy has super powers! It slapped and knocked down all the villains with one blow!" Saku Le tried to lift Izzy over his head, this action reminded me of the old baboon on the edge of the cliff Raise Simba.

But the shop is no longer safe. According to Odasaku, the leader who wanted to die on the other side kidnapped the children in order to force him to fight himself.

But I doubt it.

After all, where did the other party know that Odasaku had adopted a bunch of orphans, and also knew that kidnapping these orphans would allow Odasaku to fight him to the death?

In other words, what the other party was thinking was not kidnapping at all, but killing these children and forcing Oda to take revenge?Where did the other party get the information from?I think [-]% of Oda was sold to his leader.

"But the matter must be resolved." Oda Saku said, "otherwise I have no place in Yokohama."

Dazai, who came later, sat on the floor with us in a circle, "Odasaku, don't go." He interrupted Odasaku.

"...Why don't you consider the Mafia family who eloped abroad? I remember reading the news that Vengley in Italy is basically a formal enterprise?" I raised my hand.

"The mimic matter must be resolved." Odasaku shook his head, "No matter where I go, Gide will follow me to death."

"...What kind of idiot stalker is he?" I complained.

"Well, after all, my abilities are too similar to his." Oda answered irrelevantly.

"...Supernatural power...power?" I looked at Odasaku blankly, trying hard to digest the word.

Isn't it a stand-in? !

"Ah. I'm so sorry, I scared you." Odasaku sincerely apologized.

"No, Odasaku." Dazai looked at me sideways, only at this time, he revealed an extremely uncomfortable and dangerous atmosphere, "I think Miss Yamada is also [-]% a supernatural power whoever."

"..." I raised my finger and pointed to the Queen of Hearts next to me, "Can you see it?"

Odasaku shook his head blankly.

Dazai's expression remained unchanged.

But I think the atmosphere is still awkward.

"Ahem, it seems that Ms. Yamada is not the same as a supernatural being." He said with a smile.

"This one of ours," I slapped Iqi, "is called the Substitute Messenger."

What kind of luck am I, that the person who made a pen pal turned out to be a supernatural person—I understand, superhumans and stand-in messengers will attract each other, right?

But what Oda Saku said is right, that idiot will not let him go if he doesn't solve it.

"Odasaku, if you go, you know what will happen in the end, right?" Dazai said.

He is very sincere, he does not want Odasaku to take risks at all, he is like a silly son who is worried that his father will not come back when he goes to the landlord's house to pay the rent.

Completely ignored me.

I don’t think this will work. Since everyone has superpowers—supernatural powers, it’s too troublesome to replace them. Let’s collectively call them superpowers—the Queen of Hearts’ abilities can be used on ordinary people, and they should also be able to be used on Oda Tsukuru. use.

Speaking of which, I still don't know what their different abilities are.

Then Oda Saku explained his ability to me, and then explained Osamu Dazai's ability-fortunately, such a buggy ability does not exist in the stand-in world, otherwise he would be invincible if he touches the stand-in and disappears.

In order to make sure that the Queen of Hearts can also work on supernatural beings, I treated the wound Oda made on his finger with a knife, and found that there was no problem at all.

My abilities can still work on him.

I reached out and patted his shoulder, "Oda, you go forward boldly—don't look back—"

"Oh, yes." He nodded.

...I think I need an Ango.

I've had enough of being a jerk, I want to be jerked off.

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