[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

There is no place for me in this world anymore.

"Goodbye, I'm going to Erbai Newt." I squatted aside and drew circles.

Jotaro grabbed me by the collar, "Stop messing around."

The piece of Spitwagen's sacred body originally belonged to Jonathan Joestar, and Jonathan gave the sacred body to Spittwagon to travel through time and space to find other parts in order to delay the zombies attacking them.

If I guessed correctly, the nine sacred remains should correspond to different descendants of the Joestar family.

Jonathan counts one, and Jotaro, Giorno, Josuke, and Xu Lun each have one. So counting, there are already five, and there are four left... Ah, I almost forgot the old thing, but the old thing is not there now [ Sacred Remains] admits him, that is to say, isn’t it an old thing of this era?

So who are the remaining three?Could it be Xu Lun's descendants?

"It's really hard work for you, Mr. Joestar." Spitwagen returned the sacred body in his hand to Jonathan Joestar.

Jonathan nodded, then turned to look at Jotaro, "Who are you? What happened to the power you showed just now?"

Jotaro tilted his head.

What this guy hates most is explaining to others, especially if the person in front of him is his ancestor—he would rather circulate wonderful and amazing brains in his heart than speak out.

"This guy is your descendant, grand grandson, you can just call him Jotaro." I pointed to Jotaro and said.

"Eh?! Eh? Hello, I don't know what to say for a while... I'll call you Jotaro." Jonathan laughed.

"...I'm sorry, Grandfather Gengai." Jotaro replied.

...Wow, the old man will cry when he hears you say that. It's really surprising that you, who always only call the old man "Old Man", are so well-behaved in front of your ancestors.

"So this one again?" Jonathan turned his attention to Giorno who was on the side.

"This question is very complicated..." I crossed my arms, I can't say that this is Dior's son who was born by your wife with your body behind your back, right?

"It doesn't matter." Giorno put the photo in his wallet and replied with a smile, "Nice to meet you, ancestor of the Joestar family."

... This child is too sensible.

Ah, the wallet.

Forget it, let's not pursue you for putting my picture in your wallet.

"So what's your name?" Jonathan asked me.

This man is really polite. I can't refuse this kind of good, honest, and sunny gentleman who can be seen at a glance.

"Ah, you can call me Hanako..."You" is fine, there is no need to be so polite..." I can't handle this type at all!

"Hello, Ms. Hanako."

……

I can't handle it at all!

"Your behavior is a little too obedient." Jotaro lowered his voice and said to me, "It doesn't fit your nature."

"Aren't you as well-behaved as a kitten yourself, and I didn't call you 'Xuanwai Grandfather'." I retorted.

He was silent.

"Hmph, jojo, I didn't expect that fate would lead you to meet me again..."

ah.This voice sounds familiar.

Without even thinking about it, I snapped back, "Shut up, the atmosphere in the whole mansion becomes gay once you open your mouth."

"..." Dio, who was standing swaying on the stairs, fell silent, and then violently said, "What do you bitch say I am?!"

Ah... I almost forgot, the word gay used to refer to male prostitutes in the nineteenth century.

And what is this damn gay calling me for? !

"Dior! Hurry up and apologize to Ms. Hanako!" Jonathan accused, "You can't slander a lady like this!"

Dio's expression was the same as if he had eaten a dog.

I can even imagine what's going on in his heart: 15551 Damn jojo, you just heard me scolding her, didn't you hear what she scolded me? You eccentric dead ghost dead ghost dead ghost 15551.

Evil, I am disgusted by myself.

No way, Dior is gay as soon as he speaks, so I can't help but want to hate him.

"Hmph, you'd better step back, you can't even quarrel with a little girl." On the other side came a guy dressed in forgiveness green, with a forgiveness hat on his head, and the three capital letters dio nailed on the hat, He yelled at Dio when he opened his mouth.

"It has nothing to do with you."

Ah...these two basically look exactly the same, you come and I have a crush on each other, it's wonderful.

"Dior, why are there two?!" Spitwagen was shocked, "One Dior is terrible, there are two?!"

That Green Dior looked impatient, "My name is Diego Brando."

"...Dio's brother?" Spitwagen pressed.

"Hmph, do people in this era only have such a little imagination?" Diego mocked.

"It seems that my guess was correct." I whispered to Jotaro, "Parallel world."

He nodded.

Dio over there is still chasing Jonathan, "Jojo, although I really want to settle the past grievances with you in this place, but I am not the one who wants to fight you now."

He raised his chin like a tsundere cat—ah, this metaphor is still disgusting, it should be like a cat apologizing—"Jojo, hurry up and hit me hahahahaha" all over his face.

我是乔纳森我就揍上去了，还要把他揍到哭着舔地板。

"what……"

A man with a tall hat came out from the dark, "jojo, I really regret teaching you the ripple breathing method, you actually use this power to oppose [that lord]. It's really stupid..."

Hey, someone has been brainwashed by pyramid schemes again?

"Master Zeppelin! Why did you! You obviously already! Why?!" Spitwagen seemed to be more shocked than Jonathan.

Mr. Spitwagen, can you complete all your words, I don't want to play cloze with you.

"What the hell is going on..." Jonathan murmured.

"Mr. Jonathan, come on, use the master ball to capture him and you will get a resurrected little friend." I stood behind Jotaro and cheered for Jonathan.

He turned his head to look at me and nodded, "Although I don't understand what you mean by 'master ball', I will try my best to defeat the teacher!"

...Ah, I didn't say that, Mr. Jonathan has a natural potential to make people laugh.

"...you go into the turtle." Jotaro took a step forward, "There are other things in the house."

"It's a zombie, a zombie controlled by Dio," Spitwagen shouted.

Giorno, who had been thinking on the side, ran to my side, "Hanako, you'd better go back quickly, leave this place to me and Mr. Jotaro."

"It depends on ripples to beat zombies, do you two know it?" I asked them with a blank expression.

The two of them fell silent.

"Hey, unfortunately, I will."

You two step aside, I'm very upset right now, and I really want to punch something to relieve my anger.

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