[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

Leaving aside whether it hurts these two guys to twist their hips, I think there must be one named jojo between them.

"Jotaro, shall we go down and have a look?" I asked Jotaro on the side.

"Let's take a look here first." He raised his head and frowned suddenly, "What the hell is this place?"

"Ah, why don't you ask old... your grandfather." I suggested.

"Why?" He turned to look at me.

"Intuition... right?" I frowned, "It's hard to explain to you."

"..." He was silent for a while, then took out the tortoise and called Joseph, "Old man, come out."

"Ah? Jotaro, don't tell me you want me to explain..." Joseph grumbled and crawled out of the turtle, then widened his eyes, "This, here is..."

He held his breath, and stared at the two young men on the field with wide eyes, "Isn't this... Xi Sa?"

"You can't be mistaken! This is my best friend, Caesar!" He covered his mouth.

So the other one is an old thing from when you were young?I turned to look at Joseph, and he said, "Who's that other stupid-looking guy?"

"……what?"

Old thing, you don’t really have dementia, do you? Although I always call you dementia, dementia, but in a sense, I don’t really want you to become dementia!

"Who's there!" the young man with two little wings on his head shouted, the old man jumped over the wall, I looked at the height and cried, "Jotaro, I don't want to jump... "

I'm not a muscular fighter like you who have been training and fighting for a long time. I'm just a weak medical staff.

Jotaro sighed, "Then go back to the turtle."

"I don't." I don't want to face those bastards who want to watch a show.

He stared at me for a while, then suddenly put his arms around my waist, picked me up, and jumped down.

...I was wrong, I found that even if I played stupid, I couldn't face Jotaro well.

The young man named Xisa seemed very dissatisfied with our sudden intrusion, saying "this is private territory" and wanted to drive us out.

Of course, it was all said to Jotaro and the old man, he never said a single serious word to me from the beginning to the end.

By the way, the old thing hasn't recognized that this is the young self?I glanced at the old thing in front of me, and found that his eyes were staring at Xi Sa without blinking.

Just as I was about to explain to them why we are here, someone interrupted the situation.

Ah, I didn't say... this... that...

"Ka, Kaz!" The young Joseph yelled, "Why, why, have they chased here already?"

It's not easy for these three characters to make old things fear like this.

And that Katz, you really won't catch eggs in your standing posture.

I took a step back, "I think...it's not good for three guys."

My instincts are almost never wrong, these three guys are terrible, I would not want to fight them if I could.

"Don't be afraid." Caesar said, "I won't let the beautiful lady get hurt here."

……

Okay, Italian, it must be Italian.

Jotaro gave a "tsk", seeming very dissatisfied.

The three strangely dressed brothers discussed over there for a while, and then sent a player to fight with the young Joseph and Caesar.

I didn't expect Ripple to have so many interesting ways to play, and... When I saw the fighting method used by Sisar, I suddenly understood why the old man suddenly cried at that time.

... Find a chance to apologize to him.

I don't know exactly what's going on with the current situation.So I think it's better for me to sit quietly and watch the situation develop, and if the old ones get hurt, then I go up and treat them.

Fortunately, the joint efforts of Cesar and Joseph repelled the guy named Vaum - these guys give me the same feeling as the vampire Dio, but they are far more terrifying than Dio. I can still hate Dio, these three , especially the perverted loincloth in the middle, I don't want to confront them at all.

This is probably the so-called survival instinct?

The old thing went up and fooled the three brothers with his young self. In the process of fooling, I found that they seem to... pay attention to the pleasure/sensation obtained during the battle?

This is indeed a weakness.

Well, another jump villain.

I breathed a sigh of relief, watching those three guys let the old thing die and go away despite the wind.

"Nervous." I muttered.

Jotaro glanced at me, but said nothing.

Then Caesar over there got into a fight with young Joseph.

"—Yeah, I don't understand, for people who died 50 years ago—"

"Shut up!" The old thing yelled at his young self, "You idiot who can't speak well! If you say something, you will regret it forever!"

The young Joseph was frightened by him and looked at him dumbfounded.

——I’ve been regretting it.

These words were once said by myself, right?

I looked at the old thing and decided to be gentle with him for the next week.

Well, just a week, no more.

"No, I can't go with you now." The young Joseph said to the old thing, "I have a poisonous wedding ring on my heart and trachea. If I can't go with you and the three If you fight, you will die..."

"Of course the old man knows this!" The old man said to him, "But we also need you to join us."

"...What's the matter with the poisonous wedding ring?" I turned my head and asked the old man, and he gave me a brief explanation.

My face was full of pain, "I never thought that you not only cheated, but also remarried."

"...I was forced!" He complained.

"Jousuke, come out!" I yelled at the tortoise, and Jousuke slowly crawled out, "Miss Hanako, I don't know anything about tortoises, I don't want to crawl out if possible..."

I ignored him, and walked up to the young Joseph, who touched his chin, "Why, miss nicebody, have you taken a fancy to me?"

I reached out and pressed his trachea, and then detected the position of the heart, "It really does exist."

"Eh? Do you want my help?"

I leaned over to Jousuke and whispered to him, and he nodded, "Yeah, yum, I see~! It's rare to shoot together with Ms. Hanako." He was gearing up.

He and I approached the young Joseph one after the other, and the latter was a little nervous, "What are you going to do..."

"Don't be afraid, it will be soon." I smiled.

The old thing seemed to understand what we were going to do, "No! Ms. Hanako, you are too much——"

Before he could finish his sentence, Crazy Diamond and the Queen of Hearts punched young Joseph through the body together.

bring it on!Come feel the love of your son!

"No ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" The old thing screamed.

Caesar let out a louder scream, "jo———jo——————————"

He rushed forward, and Jotaro blocked me behind him when he saw this, but Caesar rushed to Joseph's side, "What, what's going on?! No injuries...?"

"Wow, is this thing so scary?" Jousuke threw the poisonous wedding ring on the ground, and the contents flowed out and melted the floor.

The moment it pierced Joseph's body, with excellent precision, Jousuke and I took out the ring from his body one by one.

"That's all," I said, "and now you can join us in finding the holy relic."

Caesar's eyes widened, "What the hell happened..."

"You just need to know that you're fine now." I intervened with a smile, "Let your grandfather explain the rest to you."

"...What?" He was stunned.

I made an "ok" gesture to the old man, and he immediately pushed Xi Sa to the tortoise, "Let's go, let me explain to you."

The old thing seems to be very happy.

Well, then shorten one week to three days.

I put my waist down and watched them run into the turtle, and turned to see Jotaro look away.

... Oh, to die, he just put his arms around my waist.

—Mom, I want to go home.

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