[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

I felt as if I had a dream.

There are many people in the dream, people I know, people I don’t know, and...

And the little girl with the Mickey Mouse hair who claims to be my daughter and who says her daddy is Jotaro Kujo - definitely the craziest dream I've ever had.

I opened my eyes, and what I saw was the familiar ceiling, not the ruby ​​on the tortoise in the dream, but a very plain, snow-white ceiling—the ceiling of my room.

...Ah, this really is a dream.

Very good!I don't have any suitors who are 17 years younger than me, and I don't have any daughters to marry Jotaro, these are all my dreams——

"Are you awake?"

When my smile was gradually ecstatic, I heard that devil-like voice.

"Are you a devil?" I covered my face in pain.

Jotaro leaned against my desk and closed his notebook.

"I've obviously lost the window."

"I came in through the gate," he answered me.

"Who let you in?" I sat up from the bed, and continued to rub my temples in pain, "Why do I feel that my whole body has been hollowed out."

"It was your mother who let me in. Do you remember what you did in the end?" Jotaro looked at me blankly.

Shit, this expression is so oppressive, it feels like every bone in my body is about to be crushed by this oppressive force.

as well as.

mom? !Mother? !What's on your mind? !Are you going to put your twenty-one-year-old, bright, and beautiful daughter alone with this little rascal? !How can there be a mother like you in this world!

"I remember... I used the Queen of Hearts to get Dior's bracelet...?" I asked tentatively.

"Oh, so you still remember." He replied coldly.

……Depend on? !Wasn't it a dream? !

Now that he is here, does that mean...?

Not a dream? !

I actually fell asleep in Armageddon? !

Fk, what a loser, what an annoyance!

"Thanks to your bracelet," Jotaro said, glancing at me, "it worked at the last minute."

It was the first time when I activated the ability of the Queen of Hearts, I was exhausted by the backlash of the Queen of Hearts. At that moment, I almost thought I was going to die suddenly.

"But don't use your ability again in the future." I heard Jotaro say this.

"Ah. About that Dio who went to heaven, what is his ability?" I raised my head and asked Jotaro.

"After punching with both fists, cover what you think is 'truth'." He replied, "To put it simply, you can understand it as what you want."

"Wow, this ability is really useful." I was suddenly very envious, and if my wish came true, wouldn't it be a lottery ticket?

"It's not easy to use, it takes too much physical and mental energy, and it's flashy. It's better to stop time." Jotaro defined.

...The unlucky world was copied by Star Platinum after all.

"Does anyone else remember this..." I mean Polnareff and Kakyoin.

"At present, it seems that only you remember." Jotaro pointed to the calendar on my wall, "And we seem to have returned to the day before we left, and the reason why Polnareff and Abdel came back has also changed."

The day before our departure...

I grabbed his sleeve in agony, "So, tell me, I'm risking sudden death like an idiot, and it's completely unnecessary to spend two weeks at the limit..."

"..."

"You're laughing! Are you a devil, Jotaro! Don't laugh!"

"Ahem." He coughed twice, "Your mother is out." He changed the subject.

"...Mom, are you going to put your beautiful and smart daughter with this delinquent for a morning?" I complained dejectedly.

This kid is too much, he came aiming at my dad when he was out working overtime, what kind of bad boy is bullying me that I don't have a dad at home? !

A shadow fell on my head.

"Huh?" I looked up.

"Since it has been regarded as bad." He looked serious.

"What?" I had an ominous premonition.

He buried his head in the crescent of my neck.

"So as a 'delinquent' I can do anything, right?"

……

……

……

“你离我远一点啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！！！”

The delinquent boy bullied me that there is no father in my family, and openly broke into the house to play hooligans!

I picked up one side of the dolphin pillow and hit him on the head desperately, he had no choice but to let go and hide aside, "Tsk, why—"

"What's your size! What's wrong with you!" I grabbed the pillow and threw it at him, "What the hell are you doing in my house, you idiot!"

Platinum Star grabbed my pillow, and then I picked up other small parts on the bed and threw them at him. Of course, Platinum Star cut off all of them without exception.

I got even angrier, "I'm going to call my dad! Tell him to discipline mom! Why do you let everyone at home!"

He sat down in front of my desk, lit a cigarette, "Tsk." Jotaro reached out and scratched the curled hair on the back of his hat, "Kakyoin guy——"

...Have you been fooled by that Peeves of Huajingyuan? Why did he fool you? !Why do you follow suit? !Wake up, Jotaro!

"Get out quickly, I have to change clothes." I pointed to the door and ordered him bluntly.

I'm still wearing my favorite bear pajamas, what's wrong with this guy, he rushed over to play hooligans with me all morning.

He stood up and went out, closing the door behind him.

After 10 minutes, I finished washing. When I went downstairs to have breakfast, I saw him sitting on my sofa playing chicken games. I took out the sandwich I made last night from the refrigerator and warmed myself a glass of milk. "My mother said she was going out What are you doing?"

"Buying vegetables. I need to buy more. She said your grandma will come in the afternoon." Jotaro answered me.

"...Pfft!" I almost sprayed milk all over the floor, "My grandma?!"

"Well, what's wrong with your grandma?" He raised his head and looked at me with those transparent green eyes, the earrings on his ears were slightly reflective.

"...I'm most afraid of my grandma." I was a little downcast, "I can't hide any lies from her since I was a child..."

"..." He turned his head back to stare at the screen.

But I didn't expect my grandma to return to Japan. After my grandfather died of a heart attack five years ago, there was no funeral. My old and strong grandma made his ashes into a funeral ring and traveled around the world with it. .

Now that I think about it, my strange outlook on life and death is probably directly inherited from my eccentric and very active grandma.

But before grandma comes...

I took out my mobile phone and dialed a number, "Hello, Kakyoin? Why did you fool Jotaro? He came to my house early in the morning to play hooligans?"

Kakyoin on the opposite side: "I'm not, I didn't, he framed me."

……

This is really Schrödinger's flicker.

You two are really bad friends, aren't you? !

The author has something to say: Lord Dio: The skills I worked so hard to acquire, you can just copy them away!Also said it was useless!Jotaro, you bastard!

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