[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

The dead monkey was of course beaten to death.

But I'm a bit regretful that I didn't call it, and Kujo Jotaro didn't leave me with one bit.

Angry.

Eating alone is wrong!

Because the dead monkey was killed, the boat as its substitute also disappeared and shrank into a small broken sampan. Since Jotaro didn’t give me a bite, I decided to defy him, “There are less than [-] orangutans left in existence. Protecting animals, you just killed it okay?"

"Hmph." He lit a cigarette, then frowned in disgust, "Tsk, the cigarette is wet." He stuffed the wet cigarette into his uniform pocket, and glanced at me sideways. ,"injured?"

"Ah." I wiped the corners of my mouth, "The left arm was broken, two ribs were broken with internal bleeding, OK, I've cured it." Then I pointed to his face, "It's you! Yours Are the bones made of reinforced concrete! After being attacked like that, there is no fracture!"

"Huh." Kid Jotaro Kujo snorted, and I pressed a finger on his mouth when he opened his mouth to say something, "That's enough, don't praise me, I didn't scream out in pain because I cut off my own Pain-sensing nerve, if the pain-sensing nerve was not severed, I might have cried on the spot, so take back what you want to say, I will be ashamed.” It’s better to say that the main body can still stand up after being hit twice by the orangutan double The article is even more terrifying.

"Tsk." He tilted his head to avoid my finger, "Annoying woman. Talking about it."

"Jotaro and Ms. Hanako get along pretty well." Kakyoin laughed at the side, he was also squeezed to the point of internal bleeding just now, but luckily it wasn't serious.

I glanced at the corpse on another lifeboat, "Then, before the lifeboat comes, I'll do something else." This is the body that Kakyoin used the Emperor to snatch back before the substitute boat became a small sampan.

He is indeed quite gentle.

When the rescue boat came, I had just completed the last person's stitching and posthumous preparation, stood up and stretched.

After entering Singapore with the rescue ship, Joseph booked a hotel. I thought I would just find an ordinary hotel to make do for one night, but guess which hotel he booked?

Anyway, the Sands Hotel costs [-] yuan a night, and I definitely can't afford it when I travel by myself.

Damn rich.

As for Ann, I gave her to the spw consortium and forced them to accompany her back to Hong Kong.

After all, it's dangerous for her to follow us as a little girl.

There was another problem when the hotel allocated rooms. There are six of us here. Generally speaking, there should be three rooms, but the old man asked for four. "Miss Hanako is alone..."

"I'll share a room with Polnareff," I interrupted him.

"Pfft!!!!" Polnareff, who was drinking Coke, almost sprayed the Coke in his mouth all over the receptionist's face, "You, you, you..." He pointed at me with trembling fingers, then lowered his head to the front desk. Index finger, "I'm not ready for that..."

There was also a suspicious blush on his face.

……

"What the hell are you thinking, isn't it common sense that being alone is easy to be attacked!" I kicked over.

"That's enough." Jotaro raised his forehead.

But it is true that it seems inconvenient for me to share a room with anyone, but it is true that being alone is easy to be attacked.So I also thought about it for a long time on the boat before deciding.

As for why Polnareff is not the old man Abdel or Jotaro Kakyoin... You see, those two minors over there are good friends, right? Although they don’t look like minors at all, but A boy's friendship is no different than a little girl's, and it's normal for two people who are close to each other to live together...and both of them are underage.

Again, the two of them are underage, and I don't want to cause any bad misunderstandings with the store.

I personally don't feel much discomfort, but Polnareff seems to be uncomfortable all over, "Well, Ms. Hanako, if you mind, I can sleep on the balcony..."

Although he always likes to strike up girls, he didn't expect the unexpected innocence?

"Ah?" I scratched my head, "Oh, no, I'm not as squeamish as wronging my partner because of my own reasons. But now I'm going to buy a new suitcase and do some more luggage..." I looked at the clock in the lobby , "And I have an appointment with the people from the spw consortium, they will send me a set of surgical instruments in half an hour..."

"Shall I go with Ms. Hanako?" Kakyoin suggested, "It just so happens that I have some experience in Singapore's consumption strategy..."

"Ah, that's really helpful. My phone just ran out of battery, Polnareff. I asked the front desk to borrow a charger. Please remember to plug it in for me, so I won't bring my phone." Anyway, Kakyoin followed suit.

"Okay, leave it to me." Polnareff made an OK gesture.

The streets of Singapore are indeed very clean. I contacted people from spw and got surgical instruments—in fact, a few scalpels, suture tools, and surgical forceps. Most importantly, they brought me enough Disposable surgical plastic gloves, the gloves I prepared before all sank in the sea, spw really helped a lot.

I wandered around the store for a while, picked a suitcase, and bought some necessities and a few changes of clothes. When I went out, I saw Kakyoin waiting for me at the door, chewing something in my mouth.

chewing gum?

I frowned, "Hey, Kakyoin..."

"Yo, Hanako." He replied with a strange tone. How should I put it, it sounds a bit obscene, that kind of feeling that you want to greet him with a folding stool as soon as you open your mouth.

It's really strange, I didn't feel this way before.

I frowned, and secretly put the Queen of Hearts on alert.

"What's wrong, Ms. Hanako." He came over and put his hands on my shoulders, "Is there something wrong?" His face was too close.

Well, it's even weirder, and the urge to punch him in the face with a folding stool is more pronounced.

I put my hand on his face and pushed him away, "Did you take the wrong medicine?"

"Ah, well, Ms. Hanako, don't be so serious. I just want to get close to a beautiful woman like Ms. Hanako occasionally." Kakyoin spread her hands, "Just kidding, just kidding."

...I rely on me to want to beat him up even more.

All the way out of the store, there were quite a lot of people on the street, but I found that he seemed to deliberately lead me to a place where there were few people.

No, this is not the case.

"Kakyoin, can you lend me your mobile phone?" I held out my hand to him.

"Huh? What does Ms. Hanako want this for?" He took out the phone from his pocket and shook it with two fingers.

"Call Jotaro and the others and ask about tomorrow's departure time. I want to go shopping a little longer." I stretched out my hand.

"Oh! Oh~" The other party's tone became even more awkward, playing with a mobile phone over and over in his hand, "Then, do you want Miss Hanako..." He moved closer and walked into the range of the Queen of Hearts.

The Queen of Hearts punched him in the face so hard that his teeth were knocked out.

"Damn it, it's not Kakyoin at all." I clenched my fists and pointed at the man who started to bleed out feces-yellow liquid that looked like baby poop at first glance.

"Hahaha! That's right, Ms. Hanako." The other party finally took off the disguise and revealed his true face, "This is my handsome face! This uncle is the stand-in messenger with the 'Temperance' card! Yellow Temperance It's my uncle!"

……

Oh.

It seems to be another bronze player who milks first in team battles.

and.

He has no clothes on!

"To be honest, in fact, I am reluctant to kill a beauty like you, but the reward of 1 million yuan is more touching. Don't worry, when my invincible pornographic restraint digests you, I will pretend to be you. Get rid of everyone else one by one..." The yellow temper pointed at my face... obscenely, "When you hit me just now, my yellow temper was already on your hands! Comeon! Baby! Come on with me Let's become one!"

……

I looked at the yellow liquid stuck to my little finger, and the corners of my mouth twitched.

This thing is really disgusting.

When I hit him with the Queen of Hearts just now, I felt that the hand feeling is not the feeling of hitting the flesh. His double defense should be very high. I just didn't hit his body.

Although the double is very strong, his body has the common weakness of human beings.

The Queen of Hearts is a melee type, and it cannot be used if it is not within the range. I want to let him get closer.

Thinking of this, I turned around and clutched my little finger and ran quickly to the shore away from the crowd.

"Baby! It's useless to run away, let me feel your soft breasts!" The yellow liquid suddenly rushed over and wrapped around my hands and feet, pulling closer between him and me Probably because my escaping behavior gave him a wrong perception that I was not his opponent.

I mean seriously this guy is really nasty.

But enough, he thought he was entangled with the Queen of Hearts and there was nothing I could do, physically I was no match for him, but when he came close I put my hands on his lungs.

"Baby, you think you can push it away..."

"Silly," I interrupted him, "look whose hands I'm holding your lungs on."

"...Wha... woo woo woo..." He lowered his head, the expression on his face instantly distorted, but it was too late to let go, and I wouldn't give him a chance.

The viscous liquid on my body fell like a salted slug, and I brushed my hair that was messed up and dog-gnawed by his nibbling-yes, the one that pulled me through the yellow mode At that moment, I switched arms with the Queen of Hearts, so the moment I held his lungs, I cut his windpipe, and now he can't breathe like a fish that has been caught on the shore.

"Then, you bastard, you did it first, so it shouldn't be a problem for me to cripple you, right?"

The author has something to say: Ah, to be honest, I always thought that if it wasn’t for writing the lovely Xu Xu, Ah Qiang would probably live happily with the dolphins for the rest of his life. (turns head