[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

The way Jotaro handles Yoshikage Kira is nothing short of amazing.

Let's put it this way, in my words, I would definitely kill the person directly, and then decompose his body into nano-level powder and sprinkle it in his backyard or something.

But Jotaro's solution is completely different from mine.

He first used the ability of [overwrite] to modify the reality that Yoshikage Kira [has a double], and "sent away" his doting scumbag father, and then...

Called the police.

I didn't come back to my senses until the police car drove up and took away Yoshikage Kira and the hand beside him, "This, this is the end?"

Jotaro breathed out, "Otherwise?" Before the police came, he broke off the arrowhead of Yoshikage Kira's arrow and stuffed it into his backpack. After the police arrived, he sealed it off, "Now Isn't there a better solution?"

"..." I looked at him, then took out my phone and turned on the public release, "Huajingyuan."

"...Hanako, I'm taking a nap." Kakyoin on the other end of the phone answered me in a daze.

"Tell me again what he said when you first met Jotaro." I said blankly, "That sentence, that sentence..." You understand Kakyoin, right, that sentence!

Kakyoin on the other end of the phone was silent, and then cleared his throat: "I, Jotaro Kujo, was labeled as a bad boy by others. I will be very hard when fighting, and there are still people who have not yet come out of the hospital. , the teacher who has no standard and only puts on airs has not been able to go back to school after being taught by me. The food is not worth the price, so I dare not pay. This kind of thing is more common, but even if I am like this , can also distinguish those disgusting evils! The so-called evils are those who take advantage of the weak for yourself and trample them, especially for women. This is what you do, why? Both the victim and the law Can't see your substitute? I don't know what a substitute is, so I will punish you!"

Wow, it's so lifelike!

I couldn't help applauding Kakyoin's ventriloquist!

Jotaro silently took out a small notebook and wrote something in it.

"..." Well, it seems like you've overdone it?

"How could it be?" Jotaro said indifferently, "You can continue as much as you want, I just don't have a good memory, so I have to prepare notes at all times."

"... I was wrong... I was really wrong..." I covered my face.

"You don't know how to change it anyway, so just admit your mistake." He replied.

"Jojo, you probably... didn't remember me?" Kakyoin asked intermittently on the phone.

"What do you think?" Jotaro said with a relaxed expression.

"I'm hanging up." The bad friend on the other end of the phone made a decisive decision and immediately hung up the phone.

Damn, Kakyoin, you have no morals!Just now you obviously had a lot of fun!

"Let's go." Jotaro said to me, "Don't you still have to go to Dongfang's house?"

"Ah... ah, I almost forgot about this." Jotaro is all to blame, who made him solve problems with such common sense, but I couldn't react at once.

Dongfang's house has been the same for many years. When I went up to knock on the door, it was Tomoko who came out to answer, "Hanako! Long time no see!" She hugged me as soon as she saw me.

Then, her gaze fell directly on Jotaro behind me, "Joe, Joseph...?"

... Tomoko, are you hallucinating? No matter how you look at it, Jotaro is much younger than that old man, right? !

"No, it's not." I pressed Tomoko's shoulder, "This is Jotaro, Kujo Jotaro, the grandson of Joseph Joestar."

Tomoko was stunned, and after a while, she didn't realize it until Jousuke came to hold her hand, "Ah, ah, please come in..." She looked at Jotaro in a daze.

"Joseph's grandson is so big..." I heard her muttering in a low voice.

Yeah, I can't figure it out either!His grandson is so old that he could be your grandfather. How did he trick you into it? !

"Jousuke!" I held out my hand, "Give my sister a hug!"

"Okay!" Jousuke rushed forward, and I lifted him up with the strength of the Queen of Hearts, "Hold it up high! Wow, you little guy is heavy again." I put him down and scratched his nose.

And what's going on with this hairstyle... Tomoko, didn't you mention him?It's like a steak!

"Miss Hanako, Miss Hanako, I have a new hairstyle, does it look good?" Jousuke showed a natural toothy smile full of sunshine.

... The sun was shining, it was a bit dazzling, and it made my conscience ache.

"Good, good looking." I said, "Super handsome."

"Hey hey~" Jousuke rubbed the back of his nose with the back of his index finger, then turned his head and said to Tomoko, "Look! I just said that Hanako-san will definitely say I'm handsome!"

"Don't spoil him too much." Tomoko held his forehead, "Ah. Would you like a cup of black tea?" she asked Jotaro.

"Thank you." Jotaro nodded.

"Ah, I still have some cookies here... Hanako, come with me, didn't you tell me last time that you want the recipe for cookies? I'm writing to you now..." She stood in a panic stand up.

When did I ask you for a cookie recipe?

what……

I didn't refute her, but stood up and followed her, "Jotaro, watch Josuke, play a game with him..."

Don't bully your little uncle.

Tomoko took out a box of cookies from the cupboard and poured them on a plate, then wrote me a sticky note, "No, don't add more milk powder just for the sake of taste, or it will melt in the oven."

I squeezed the note, "Friend, you can say whatever you want."

"You..." She opened her mouth and finally looked away, "Are you dating Joseph's grandson? No, it's not dating... Yes, it's almost time to talk about marriage."

"...not that far." I complained with a wooden face.

"Then," she reached out and patted my shoulder, and squeezed out a smile very similar to Jousuke, "I'm sorry, I can't go to your wedding."

I look at her.

"Look, if I go, it will definitely be a mess, the scene will definitely be embarrassing and headache, and Joseph will probably be in a difficult situation..." She took a deep breath, and then let out a long breath, "So , Congratulations, although I can’t attend your wedding, I’m so happy to see Hanako, who has never been enlightened by Wannian Shishi, finally has a boyfriend! Do you want to go out for a drink with me today?!”

"Drink your head! It's not like you don't know that I pour a cup!" I grabbed her hand, "There is no wedding." I stared into her eyes, "If Tomoko can't come, then I won't have a wedding."

"Nonsense! How can a girl not have a wedding when she gets married!" Tomoko pinched my face, and then pulled hard, "You are not a person who is emotional, don't say things that are emotional! And," she lowered her eyes and smiled, " I’ve been aware of this for a long time.”

"I--"

"Shh." Tomoko pressed her finger on my lips, "That's all for now, let's take out the cookies. Let's go." She bumped into me with a smile, and walked out with a plate kitchen.

...I've decided, I'm going to go back and beat the old guy to death.

I knew from a young age that Tomoko Dongfang was an idiot.

Ah, let's go back and persecute the old stuff.

It's all his fault!Ignorant old man!

I looked at Jotaro and Josuke who were sitting in front of the TV in the living room playing video games, and I deeply felt that the two of them were about the same age—I mean Jotaro was Josuke’s same age.

"But, damn it! So there is such a trick!" Jousuke's eyes widened, "This hand speed is too fast... I can't keep up... Woowa! I lost..."

Ah, this game...

Damn, Jotaro, are you so quick to beat the King of Fighters?Did you lose to my grandma on purpose? !You scheming boy!

Also, you need some help, he is still young, you have to properly build his confidence understand!

Ah, speaking of this... I don’t know how Giorno is doing these days. Although I have downloaded the video chat software on my phone, he doesn’t seem to come to me recently. He contacted him, and he didn't know whether the brainwashing hints I made to his mother before I left Italy were successful, so that most of the money I gave was spent on him.

At least I can't give me a malnutrition anymore.

I'm actually pretty subtle with this kid, after all look what I've done: killing (beating) his stepfather, taking part in killing his (world conquering vampire) father, and brainwashing him (In fact, I don’t really care about his life or death, but at least there is a bottom line) My mother...

Well, this seems to be a configuration of sworn enemies.

"Miss Hanako, help!" Jousuke grabbed my sleeve, "Help me! I can't beat Jotaro-san!"

Jotaro... you give way to Jousuke a little bit? !

"It's not me, I'm not very good at playing games..." Josuke pushed me to the front of the TV and picked up the handle, and within 3 minutes I was beaten to the ground by Jotaro's character.

"Damn it! Another game! I'm not very good at using Asamiya Athena...you wait for me to change Yagami..."

Of course, it would be useless to change the egg, and I was still beaten by him on the ground.

Autistic and autistic, this person doesn't know what it means to be merciful.

I almost threw the handle, "Can't you let me? You let my grandma!"

Jotaro glanced at me, "Do you want me to step aside?"

... Damn, don't play dumb, losing to my grandma was your initiative, not my grandma's request, I don't believe you don't understand!

I puffed up my cheeks, "Damn it. You bastard."

He sat cross-legged on the floor with his back arched and a lazy expression on his face.

...Then, the next step is to find the two Hongcun brothers and take the arrows they have from them, right?

The only problem is that I don't know exactly when they got the "arrow".

"What are you thinking?" Jotaro asked me.

Of course it's the "arrow" thing.

But for some reason, the exit became: "Forget about the wedding."

"Crack."

……

Jotaro...

He crushed the handle.

The author has something to say: the autistic office workers can't be more autistic

Ah, I should have finished adding updates... right?I'm going to count [self-closing face]

Regarding Jotaro’s words, I still quote the original lines. After all, no matter how I change this passage, I can’t find a picture that can perfectly express the scene of Ah Qiang’s innumerable flaws at that time.