[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

I looked at the little baby with a halo above its head in front of me, and suddenly felt a stomach ache.

You Vongola... no, isn't your mafia going a little too far with child labor?

"Hmph, I'm not a child." As if knowing what I was thinking, the little baby named Mamon said to me, and after a second, he added as if unwillingly, "If it wasn't That guy Sawada Yukina...ah, he should be called Yamada Yukina now—anyway, if it wasn't because he owed that guy a favor, this business would cost at least [-] million..."

Damn, I just asked you to create an illusion for a foolish priest. You want a hundred million. You, a lion, have opened your mouth too much!

"So what kind of favor do you owe my grandma..."

The matter probably started three days ago. The group found Enrique Pucci in a prison in Florida. It seems that since his sister died, he was transferred to the parish there as a death row inmate. Confessor.

After knowing this, I immediately wrote a letter to the local bishop and bribed him appropriately—after all, when the gold coin jingles, the soul flies into heaven, and accepting bribes is a specialty of these clergy.

...Ah, when I think about it this way, I seem to be more like a villain?

But it doesn't matter, as long as my goal is achieved.

Later, in order to break this person's psychological defense, I contacted my grandma and hoped that she could introduce me to an illusionist. After all, Enrique Pucci's ability and I were in danger of being faked by him, but the illusionist It's different, it's hard for them to be caught by the opponent, and there is no "stand-in" for White Snake to carve a disc.

The old fox asked me at the time whether to ask her for help as a "granddaughter" or as "Hanako Yamada".

Although the two look similar, there is a big difference when you look closely.

As "Yamada Hanako", grandma might ask grandma Sun Ming to settle accounts with me.

And as a "granddaughter", I may be cheated by her to inherit some strange position or do some strange things in a distant future...

In short, talking about money hurts feelings, while talking about feelings hurts money, that's the same thing.

The old fox is determined to take all the money I have now to raise Qiao Luno.

"...Okay, okay, you can do whatever you want me to do in the future, and quickly introduce me to the illusionist you know." I said to my grandma.

"I can come in person, but I'm a lot of age now, and I can't walk away very much, so I'll introduce you to a guy who owes me a favor... He probably owes me Favors haven’t changed, I’ve been worried for many years, forget it, let’s give him a happy one this time.” Grandma said to me happily on the phone.

I couldn't help but sympathize with some unlucky guy who owed her a favor and was kept a black account by her for many years.

"So, what did you do to him?" I picked up a twig and poked a certain priest who rolled his eyes and lost consciousness... Ah, I forgot that he has been excommunicated now, so it can't be counted. priest.

Damn, in order to come out for this trip, I specially made Jotaro faint,

Otherwise, how could I come to Florida by myself—Jotaro is good at everything, but he doesn’t defend me, otherwise I would not be able to knock him out so easily.

Only Enrique Pucci - only this guy, I'm going to see the end of him with my own eyes.

"Well, who knows." Mamon floated to my side, "Tell Xue Nai that I have paid off what I owed her, and stop leaving me in her little black account."

"Oh." I stared at the unconscious man lying on the ground, and suddenly wondered what hallucination he had seen, and he actually counted prime numbers crazily to the point of collapse. Illusion... But this effect is too outstanding.

Because according to the information Xu Lun gave, this person also has the ability to create illusions, so I was extra careful... I injected enough tranquilizers into the water in the entire prison, and then released B, Ether, stunned everyone in their entire prison, including the guards.

Mamon's comment on this is: "You are too reckless."

There is no way, the other party is also good at playing tricks, so I can only be more cautious than him.

As I expected, this guy escaped the sedative and the ether and ran outside the prison, and was caught by Mamon's illusion.

In order to make sure that all this is not a fantasy in my head, I tried Mamon more than ten times, until he impatiently hit my head with the snake on top of my head, and then I was sure that I was cautious. Everything you do is rewarded.

That's still pretty pleasing.

In a happy mood, I tied up the unconscious Enrique Pucci and dragged him to the cruise ship, poured fish blood on him, put a rope on his head, tied him to the yacht, and threw him into the boat. Shark-infested seas.

That way I can see his head above the water, and make sure he doesn't run away from the sharks with a body double or something like that.

"...Let me say it again, you are a mafia-like person. Do you want to consider joining Balian?" Mamon said dryly.

I propped my face with my gloved hands and looked at the blood-red sea surface soon, and the churning up and down sharks attracted by the fish blood, "Well... If I guess correctly, my grandma's has been You're thinking about it."

"Tsk."

"Hey, why do you have the expression of 'Damn, I failed, I was trying to trick that Xue Nai's granddaughter into joining us, but I was squeezed, but I didn't get fooled' expression."

"Aren't you cute, little girl?"

"Each to each other."

What should I do, Jotaro will teach me a lesson when I go back, I stared at the head of the guy who "killed me in a certain world" was snatched away by a bull shark, and then I untied the rope.

...Forget it, I'll be taught a lesson by Jotaro anyway, so I just don't go back, just go back to Japan from Florida.

I deleted the memory of the bishop about me, and dealt with all relevant clues—ah, after that, Mamon, who has been following me to see how far I can go, has been complaining about me saying that I am a Born criminal.

Of course I know this kind of thing!

But because the other party is not a good person, I didn't feel any psychological burden at all when I did it-I came here for revenge, not to pick quarrels and persecute innocent people.

Enrique Pucci has always been carrying a token of love given to him by a certain guy who is dead in the water, but I don’t have any plans to keep this thing, so I sank it together with Enrique Pucci. the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

At this point, I have nothing to do in Florida.

"I'm so happy after killing the undead thing." I stroked my hair and said to Mamon beside me.

"You guys are really suitable for being a mafia." Mamon complained.

I booked a plane ticket directly in Florida and planned to fly to Japan, but when I arrived at the airport, I saw a very familiar figure. I grabbed Mamon, "Mamon, hurry up, use illusion to cover me!"

"...This is beyond the scope of Xue Nai's escape. You have to pay, [-] million at a time." Ma Meng said expressionlessly.

"Damn it, where are you a money fan?!"

"Hmph, in this cold world, only money has warmth." Mamon retorted me.

I held him up between Jotaro, who was driving towards me murderously, and within a second, this guy melted into a puddle of water--damn this guy has already used illusion to get away!

"I was wrong!" Before Jotaro could say anything, I stood up straight and admitted my mistake loudly.

He grabbed me and dragged me into the men's room.

The two innocent tourists who were going to the toilet inside were startled by Jotaro and I who suddenly barged in. They pulled up their trouser chains and pinched the skin on an important part, screaming.

"What's going on with you..." One of them said angrily.

"Get out!" Jotaro gave them a murderous look.

So everyone in the toilet rolled up in a ball and rolled out.

Jotaro put a sign indicating that there was a malfunction at the door, and then slammed on the door of the toilet.

"...Know what's wrong with me?" He had a dark face, and the veins on his forehead were bulging.

...It sounds like he is really angry.

"I shouldn't have stunned you, and then ran to Florida by myself." I confessed at the speed of light.

"anything else?"

"I, I shouldn't run alone... No, I didn't deal with Enrique Pucci alone. There is also Mamon, although he ran away..."

Jotaro stared at me fiercely.

"I was wrong, I will change it, there will be no next time." I confessed.

"Do you want another time?" Jotaro gritted his teeth.

"No, I don't want it anymore..." I shook my head desperately.

Mom, this guy looks so scary right now, I feel like I'm going to be eaten by him.

He took a deep breath and calmed down, "What about people?"

I knew he was referring to that Enrique Pucci guy, so I dropped my shoulders, "I told you not to get angry."

"Ok?"

"Throwing it into the sea to feed the sharks, I watched the sharks eat him." I raised my eyes and stared into his eyes, "If you find it unacceptable..."

"Don't be stupid." He interrupted me, "Would I not know what kind of person you are?" Jotaro sighed and patted my head, "Don't throw garbage into the sea next time, Be nice to the sharks."

...Wow?Jotaro?

At this time, you are starting to love sharks, don't you?Did you expel the unlucky shark who was brutally beaten by you for ten seconds in a certain sea area? !

Give me to the Marine Life Conservation Bureau and surrender to the bureau for ten days, you shark abuser!

The author has something to say: the priest is the culprit who caused my 6 ptsd [indifference] I will not show mercy [

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Popular science: When sharks are hunting, if the prey struggles and resists, they will give up hunting in order to protect the vital parts such as gills and eyes. So when Ah Qiang punched the shark away, the poor shark will be ashamed He ran away, but Ah Qiang didn't. He beat the shark passionately for ten seconds, and beat him upside down... This is not an act of self-defense, it is a cruel and inhuman act of killing. Don't learn from him.

Dr. Kujo who put the dolphin on the body but beat the shark.

Shark: Hey, it's a movie of three people, but I can't have a name.