[Zhongzhu jojo] Hanako's Bizarre Adventure

I like Mrs. Sji.

correct.

I like Mrs. Sji very much.

But I also like Tomoko.

...Can't we have all of them? !

Why do I have a headache for the sins of old things? !Sure enough, Joseph Joestar should be wrapped in a sack and beaten up.

"What are you thinking?" Mrs. Siji handed me the photo album in her hand, "This album is from before Jotaro Kindergarten." She turned a page and said in a nostalgic tone, "When Holly When he married to Japan, Joseph was angry for a long time, but when he found out that Holly was pregnant, he said, "Why did that bastard get Holly pregnant? She's just that little bit." Big.' and so on, but I bought a lot of clothes and shoes for babies before one year old, all kinds of baby products, etc..."

In short, the old stuff is "really fragrant", right?

I leaned over to have a look.

"--puff."

Don't laugh, don't laugh, Hanako, don't laugh, if you laugh too loudly and draw Jotaro over, he will definitely do whatever it takes to eliminate the black history!

But I can't hold it anymore.

Joseph Joestar is a genius.

How should I put it, although he is really sweet, but the object of his real sweetness is not the grandson, but the "granddaughter" that he imagined.

In short, for his "unborn granddaughter" (who doesn't really exist), he has a whole bunch of... girls' clothes.

I remember that in the country where I was born, there was a saying that boys with poor health were dressed up as girls to prevent "gods from taking him away", but Jotaro's body is extremely strong no matter how you look at it species, so...

Is this just a bad taste of old things?Or Mrs. Holly's bad taste?Or is it the common bad taste of the two of them? !

But Jotaro was really handsome when he was a child, just looking at the baby's condition, it's really hard to tell whether it's a boy or a girl.

No, if Jotaro knew, he would have been sentenced to death for this album, right?

"Hush, Jotaro doesn't know." Mrs. Siji put her finger in front of her lips and sat silently, "If he knew, this precious volume would be lost."

That's right, with Jotaro's personality, these black histories will definitely be shattered.

I turned to the back, and the content behind it began to be more normal, Jotaro wearing a kindergarten uniform and a little yellow hat, and Jotaro wearing a primary school uniform and carrying a schoolbag...

"This overalls are so cute." I pointed to a photo of Jotaro when he was about seven or eight years old and said to Mrs. Suji.

"I chose this for him~ It's very suitable, right?" Mrs. Siji held her face together, "He was very cute when he was a child, and he would call me grandma and grandma, and he would stick behind me and ask me for ice cream. He came back every summer vacation. In the United States, they will grow taller..."

After that, there are photos from junior high school... Didn't I say, he looked really refined when he was in junior high school?What did time and age do to him in just three years?

Or is he just pretending to be good in front of his family, and then letting himself go outside?

One hundred and eighty percent is the case, right?

When I came back to my senses, I found that Mrs. Siji was looking at me with longing, shining eyes.

"What, what?" I stammered.

"Hanako's parents must have kept a lot of photos of Hanako when she was a child, right?" She leaned over, "Show me, I sold Jotaro, ahem, I even showed Jotaro's photos to Hanako."

...Ah, a picture of me when I was a child.

"There should be... My family has moved, I don't know how much I still have..." No, if it's my father, even if it's furniture, he will give priority to photo albums.

But I didn't like taking pictures very much since I was a child. There are not many photos left, right?Even if there are most of them, their expressions are gloomy, uncooperative, and sneer without giving face at all.

In the final analysis, my current temper and personality have been corrected after many years of hard work. After all, people will change.

Mrs. Siji blinked.

"Ah, let me ask my dad, he should still keep it, but I don't know where he hid it."

And if I tell him what I use it for, I'll probably get a completely inconsequential answer like "What! That brat's family has already focused all their attention on the good memories that only dad can have!".

"Then I'll wait!" She happily put away the photo album, and sneaked out of my room with them in her arms.

Probably because he was afraid that Jotaro would find out.

While having breakfast the next morning, Jotaro, who was drinking coffee, finally couldn't stand being stared at by me, and asked me, "What's the matter with you? You've been staring at me all morning."

"I was wondering what did high school do to you..." I was too lazy to pretend to be in front of my family, and directly revealed the bad image I had longed for... Ah, probably most of them are Mrs. Holly's doting His pot.

However, human cubs are really amazing creatures. When he was born, he was only about six pounds and five taels at most, a small, wrinkled mass, and he grew to 18 meters five and 1.9 kg in 82 years. The strong man... It really is that the human potential is infinite.

He fell silent.

"Grandma Siji showed you my childhood photos?" He was silent for a long time before opening his mouth.

"Pfft—" Am I making a fool of myself?

"..." He pressed his hat, and his green eyes showed a look of "if I didn't know where grandma hid those things, I would have found them and burned them".

"It's useless if you burn it." I hit him. "Now, there is a technology called photo transcription. Even if you burn the negatives and original photos, as long as there are electronic data, there are still as many photos as there are..."

"Tsk." He looked unwilling.

So he knew that he was wearing women's clothes before he was one year old?It's been a lot of hard work huh huh huh.

This black history will be with me for a lifetime.

It was so sympathetic.I couldn't help showing a schadenfreude smile, and shared it with Peeves at Kakyoin another day, because good things should be shared together.

"Don't tell others." Jotaro saw through my evil intentions accurately, "If you tell Kakyoin, he will definitely tease me on the spot..."

You know your bad friend very well, don't you?

"And since grandma showed it to you..." Jotaro narrowed his eyes, looking like a big lazy green-eyed cat facing the sun for a moment, "As a courtesy, Grandma Suji must have asked you to ask for your childhood Photos?"

...Do you really know your grandma?

Also, what do you want to do?Do you want to see it too?

Give it up, my dad won't show it to you... Ah, maybe my mom will?

Hmm... Anyway, I don't have any dark history in my photo album. At most, I have too few emoticons and don't like to laugh at all.

"Okay, if you can persuade my mother to show you, I have no objection." I spread my hands easily.

"Tsk."

He has a look of dissatisfaction.

A week later Mrs. Siji returned to Japan with us.

I think she probably knows that the person I cheated on with the old guy is very familiar with this matter, but she just chooses not to talk about it. Something apologies...

Damn, I want to beat him even more.

After I got home, I started to ask my mother how to cook. She clapped her hands happily and said something like "My daughter who refused to learn how to cook from me has finally got the hang of it." and so on.

Of course, I always felt that cooking has nothing to do with me.

My father bit his tie and stayed at the door of the kitchen, thinking, "Although Hanako is willing to cook for Dad, Dad is very happy, but the opportunity for Hanako to learn how to cook makes Dad very unhappy. What should I do? Although I really want to eat Hanako But when I think of Hanako cooking for others, I would rather die together..."

Dad, can you calm down, I just want to learn how to cook.

As for asking about my childhood photo album, my father instinctively hugged his chest tightly, "Hanako, you ask me what I do with this, and my father tells you that this is my baby. You can’t just show something as precious as a gem that you’ve worked so hard to save from the beginning!”

Wow, can you put it another way, it gives me goosebumps.

"In the safe under our bed, the code is your birthday." Mom answered me.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dear! How can you tell Hanako! She will definitely show it to that stinky boy! Either that stinky boy or that stinky boy's mother, grandma, grandma and other female relatives... my baby Hanako is good at everything, but she is too soft-hearted towards women..."

Dad, that's enough, stop talking, I don't want to be attacked by your double anymore.

I hold my forehead.

Jotaro was going to stay with grandma at home today, so it's rare that he didn't come to harass me.

Speaking of photos...

After I returned to my room after dinner, I calculated the time and turned on the computer, only to find that Giorno was already waiting for me on the other side of the screen, "Hanako!" He called me through the screen.

"Ah, good evening, Giorno." I sat in front of the computer with my arms propped up, "How are you doing recently?"

"Mom recently applied for a job as a pastry chef in a cake shop. Although the salary is not high, it is very stable." He replied to me, "I also go home more often."

"I'm on summer vacation here, do you want me to pick you up to live in Japan for a week?" I said to him, "May I take more pictures of you?" His mother must not have taken pictures of him before.

"Okay!" He nodded obediently.

"Ah, by the way, Tsunaki is coming too, you two have to get along well."

"……what?"

Hey, why are you suddenly disappointed?

But this feeling didn't last long. He lowered his head and thought for a while, then showed a bright smile, "I see, I will get along well with my brother!"

...Little villain, are you planning some bad idea?

The author has something to say: Young 27: shivering.