This year's monsters are super fierce [75]

Chapter 46 The title was eaten by a cat

Go, he must personally unmask the ill-conceived disguise.

Zhan Zhao also deliberately added half an extra roast chicken to Nian Fei's dinner, hoping that he would be full and not go out and cause trouble.

'Thinking I don't know, this is trying to bribe me with food, so that I don't spoil your good deeds by wandering around in the flower shop. '

Nian Fei glanced faintly at Zhan Zhao's back, it was really a good Nian beast, so she didn't want to join in the fun, anyway, she had already met King Yan Yan during the day, and had eaten the Jinghu specialties she sent.

Don't get lost in the florist's backyard.

As usual, Yan Buzhou ordered Fanlou's banquet takeaway, and the mature takeaway service system in Bianjing City had made her lazy.Living in Bianjing, you don't have to worry about cooking for the rest of your life.As long as you have money, you can order takeaways not only for food and wine, but it doesn't matter which cook you call by name.

"So, all you have to worry about is how much money you make."

Poor speech is not extravagant and wasteful, two meat, one vegetable and one soup are enough for two people.She succinctly talked about the matter of Lushan Mountain. Of course, women can hide anything about going up the mountain. She mentioned that the spirit stone in the cave where the snake was captured was used to activate the ancient mirror. "I'm afraid my partial fortune is doomed to ups and downs, so I'll sell flowers and pearl powder in peace."

'Are you really safe? Zhan Zhao wrote five big characters in his eyes, and he quietly looked at Yan Buzhou without saying a word.

"Zhan Miaomiao, what do you mean by that look in your eyes? It is Bai Yutang who is deliberately looking for trouble. I am different from him. I won't make any noise in Bianjing."

Yan Buzhou didn't feel guilty at all to compare with Bai Yutang, and it was all trouble to find her, just like asking Gu Jing why he was so unreliable in handling/certification this afternoon, and the explanation she got made her have an ominous premonition.

Gu Jing kept silent at first, but it was unbearable to be disturbed by Yan Buzhou's nagging, and finally said that the matter was undertaken by Qingniao who came to visit relatives in the human world.

It was San Qingniao who was rumored to be "there is no way to go to Pengshan, and Qingniao is attentive to visit", who came from a family of professional couriers.

The blue bird is the red head and green body, and naturally likes to match red and green together.

Two strange passers-by appeared in Huazhou Inn.If the blue bird is one of them, who is the other, a relative it visits, or a monster traveling with it?

If calculated according to the normal footsteps, Jade Bird should have arrived in Bianjing long ago.Now there is no news at all, I am afraid that he lost the goods due to guilt and absconded.

Yan Buzhou asked Gu Jing where the blue bird went and which relative he came to visit again, but the mirror completely pretended to be dead and never spoke again.

Anyway, things have been returned to their original owners after a lot of twists and turns, so there is no need to think about what is left now, but to fulfill the promise to Zhan Zhao who has worked hard.

The ointment for removing 'makeup' has long been on the table.

Zhan Zhao dipped a little ointment on his fingertips, and said silently three times that color is empty, before he steadily reached out and touched Buzhou's neck.

It is very miraculous, after the ointment came into contact with the false Adam's apple, the small piece of camouflage was easily removed by rubbing the part where the imitation leather was attached.

"It's really ingenious." Looking at the prosthesis, Zhan Zhao couldn't help but think of another possibility, "So, there should be enough people/skins/masks/masks to transform into another face?"

"If the materials are in place, everything is possible. However, so far, no finished product has been heard of."

Yan Buzhou knew that in the arena of the Song Dynasty, there was no such magical disguise technique, and there was no such thing as a situation where a piece of skin could be pasted on to become another person.If it appears, it can generally be identified as a painted skin ghost story.

This time, Yan Buzhou never said that when she first got the false Adam's apple, she thought about more dirty things, and wondered if she could have phantom limbs, that is the real disguise from head to toe.

For a while, the flower hall was a little quiet.

Zhan Zhao is almost the same as the child who got the new toy, poking the fake Adam's apple over and over again, pulling it once or twice from time to time, and comparing it to his own neck.

Yan Buzhou looked at the silly cat in front of him with one hand resting on his chin, that saying really makes sense, most men have a child who can't grow up in their hearts.

It is not surprising that Zhan Zhao once tried to make Ying Wangdong teleport with him. It is because the cat's curiosity is strong enough. It can be seen that Zhao Zhen's title of "Royal Cat" is very appropriate.

It's impossible not to feel stared at all the time.

After playing enough, Zhan Zhao put the fake Adam's apple on the table, and looked up, his eyes stopped on Yan Buzhou's earlobe, so he didn't fantasize about someone's appearance in women's clothing.The next question half-broken Yan Buzhou's smile.

"Ayan, have you ever thought about how to deal with that 'fake' certificate? The officials probably don't know that his eyes are so bad that men and women can't be distinguished."

Yan Buzhou's face froze, it's not difficult to explain Zhao Zhen's way of confessing, just wear women's clothes and show people to make it clear, but Zhao Zhen didn't mind being kept secret for so long, so he said otherwise.

do not care.Anyway, until today, Zhao Zhen has not clearly stated his identity as the emperor in front of her. Since the two of you are hiding the truth from each other, it will be considered even.

"You said that the Huazhou corruption case had something to do with Queen Guo's family. Less than half a year after the Queen Mother passed away, the Queen's family got into trouble again. Now the official family has a lot of things to do, so they probably don't have time to take care of a certificate. little things."

Yan Buzhou shook his head and put aside his little annoyances, Zhao Zhen had better be busy, he was so busy that he thought that changing from a man to a woman was a trivial matter.

Besides, this Guo family is not the other Guo family. Although both of them are surnamed Guo, Zhao Zhen's Queen Guo has nothing to do with the Queen Mother Guo who passed away many years ago.

This empress Guo was liked by Liu E, and she made a strong decision to choose Zhao Zhen as his wife.

However, it is no secret that the emperor and queen have been at odds for several years.Although there is no Grand Master Pang in the court, and there is no concubine Pang in the harem, it is not new news that Empress Guo has been jealous and seriously injured the concubines in the harem.

Yan Buzhou remembered that Empress Guo of Renzong in the official history was the first empress to be deposed in the Northern Song Dynasty.In history, Renzong was famous for his good temper and kindness, so he couldn't bear to abolish the empress. I'm afraid it's not easy because the empress recorded in the history books was abolished because of childlessness.

It doesn't matter whether Zhao Zhen will abolish the empress now, as long as he can't go out of the palace to wander around during the filial piety.

"The boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridge, and some things just go with the flow."

Yan Buzhou skipped this topic, and signaled Zhan Zhao to bring the Juque Sword to her with his eyes.

"What do you want the sword for?" Zhan Zhao didn't continue to talk about it, and he didn't know why he wanted the Juque Sword.

Although Zhan Zhao has always insisted that weapons and mounts should not be easily compared with others, but Fei Xiong has long been more obedient to Yan Buzhou than to his real master, so he handed out the Juque Sword without thinking twice.

What else can you do with a sword, anyway, it's not to draw the sword out of its sheath.

On Mount Lu, Wuyan blew up the snake's head, but restrained the snake's body and four wings. Those are good refining and pharmaceutical materials.

Yan Buzhou went back to Bianjing first, and was bored on the boat to practice handling the feathers of the four wings.The crimson snake feathers have the effect of warding off evil spirits and eliminating darkness. According to the simple treatment method of Wuyanjiao, weaving them into a ball of thread is just right for weaving some small things at will.

This time, Yan Buzhou tied the newly made sword tassel in the afternoon, without any new knots, it was roughly similar to the original one.

"Since you broke the sword tassel in order to get back the document, I will give you another one. Don't say it's not good-looking."

"Okay, I won't say it's ugly." Zhan Zhao couldn't help laughing when he saw the new Jiansui. It was obviously a similar knot, but he felt that this new one couldn't be more beautiful.

However, Zhan Zhao didn't openly praise it, "To show my sincerity, I'll wash the dishes. Thank you, Ah Yan, for your hard work in weaving the rope. You can rest well and stop being tired."

Yan Buzhou curled his lips slightly, and praised Jiansui positively for being so beautiful that he would lose his hair.But watching Zhan Zhao start to clean up the dishes, he can only secretly think that he can't ask for too much.

It's better to say than to do. If someone does the dishwashing that she doesn't like the most, then forgive her duplicity.

Contrary to Zhan Zhao, Lao Dao is a wooden bird who speaks sweet words casually.

A month ago, Lao Dao was a little recited.The body of the wooden armored bird is a weapon that is not afraid of the world, but its beautiful feathers are glued on, and it is easier to shed than ordinary birds.

Who would have thought that it fell into a pot of depilatory water by mistake—Gongsun Ce said that it was a new formula developed for the autopsy, in order to make it easier to clean the hair of the corpse.

"In that way, my beautiful feathers were sacrificed."

After shedding his hair, Lao Dao was so depressed that he shut himself up for three days before recovering. Now that he heard that Yan Buzhou had brought Snake Wings back from Mount Lu, he immediately went to the flower shop to beg her not to weave all the threads, and to keep the thread. Some put new feathers on the wooden birds.

After half a day's work, the new feathers posted by Yan Buzhou really brought the old knife back to life, and the compliments poured out of the bird's beak like money.

"Yanyan, you are even more beautiful with beautiful hands and a beautiful heart. To meet such a beautiful you, it was only after eight lifetimes of cultivation that I begged for it. There is no second beauty like Yanyan in the world. It is a pity that I was born You are not born, and I am already a wooden body when you are born. I have no way to make a promise to add fragrance to your red sleeves.

However, fortunately, I still have a body that is not afraid of death, and I will be able to shield you from swords and swords in the future. As long as it is useful, if you say go east, I will never go west. "

Yan Buzhou has already regretted it, why did she put feathers on Lao Dao for Wu Yan's sake.There is no harm without comparison, she really appreciates Zhan Zhao's kindness who does practical things without saying too many good things.

"I believe, I believe that you are very capable. Please leave the trace of the blue bird that I told you just now. Since you have got a new hair, please hurry to Bianjing and look around the capital. It will be easier for you to find birds. If you want to come, it will Can't fly you."

When Lao Dao heard the affirmative praise, he kept patting his chest with his feathers, "I understand your needs, and I will go to patrol the airspace. I will report to you in time whether I find blue birds or other abnormalities. Then fly first -"

This flight didn't fly too far.

The sun had just set.

Yan Buzhou was planning to have dinner with the sunset like salted egg yolk, when Lao Dao flew back again, bringing a piece of breaking news.

"It's terrible, it's terrible. In order to find bluebirds that like to burrow into the woods, I specifically picked the woods in the suburbs of Beijing to fly. I found a burial pit in the woods near Chenqiao.

It should be that some beast dug up the soil and ate half of the corpse inside.I couldn't figure out how many were eaten, but I deliberately counted five corpses that were stacked and buried in the pit without being eaten.The corpse was not covered with any clothes, and it did not look like a natural death. There were obvious burn marks on the corpse. "

Rarely did Lao Dao talk about the above situation clearly and without nonsense, he flapped his wings and said, "Yanyan, you can go to Kaifeng Mansion and talk about the situation. However, I won't go for now. Come out from the shadow of hair removal."

"What are you afraid of, how much hair you have lost, I can make it back for you."

Yan Buzhou quickly grabbed the old knife who wanted to escape, "Let's go, the reporter bird must be there."

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