[Comprehensive] Famous Jianghu

Since I have come to work in a coffin shop, I have already made preparations for trying to sleep in a coffin, just like selling desserts in a pastry shop will be given the important task of tasting.

Of course Lou Jingmo understood that the above was a joke, but she didn't feel that Lai Wuying's owner of Funeral Flower was joking.

It turned out that shopkeeper Wu said that the big boss who had been the shopkeeper 30 years ago was a beautiful woman.At the moment, Lou Jingmo felt a sense of disobedience, because she was surprised when she saw shopkeeper Wu's face, not only out of awe, but also because she was afraid of seeing a real ghost in broad daylight.

Moreover, this great beauty just said that she hadn't seen her for a few years, and it wasn't the shopkeeper Wu who revealed that the big boss had been doing nothing for 30 years, so there was probably something tricky about it.

"I'm asking you, do you dare to sleep in the coffin?" Wang Lianhua tapped Lou Jingmo's forehead as she spoke, "What are you thinking? You asked your boss to ask the same question twice."

Lou Jingmo was wondering where you came from. The evildoer would make shopkeeper Wu's face turn pale, but his face was extremely sincere, "I'm sorry, I was a little distracted for a while. I was thinking about how there is such a beautiful sister. .”

Wang Lianhua immediately smiled like a flower when she heard the words, if her mother Wang Yunmeng met Lou Jingmo, she would be in a brighter mood because of this compliment.It's a pity that his mother and his biological father died in the desert ten years ago. Fairy Yunmeng has never let go of her hatred for Happy King, and she has never been lucky enough to see interesting things in the world other than Chai Yuguan.

Thinking of this, Wang Lianhua felt that it was inappropriate to pretend to be a mother to come here today, not to mention that he frightened shopkeeper Wu, but he didn't frighten the little girl Li Da mentioned in his letter at all. "Then do you dare to sleep in a coffin?"

It's the third time.A question that is said three times is by no means a casual question.

"I dare." Lou Jingmo's tone was affirmative and she couldn't help guessing, could the person in front of her be the expert Li Da found according to the agreement? "Is the big boss taking me with you?"

Wang Lianhua nodded in disbelief, and Li Da, who avoided him, wrote it on his own initiative.No matter how ingenious the words in the letter were, and the insinuations aroused his interest, Li Da's intentions had already been revealed—hoping that he could accept an apprentice.

Since 15 years ago, he played tricks on Li Da, who entered Wang Senji by mistake, put the eight-year-old Li Da in a coffin, and even pretended to be a ghost to create a scary scene to scare people. Since then, Li Da has never shown any kindness to him .This time the letter was like the sun rising from the west, hooking him back from the island.

"Xiao Momo, get ready and go to Jingdezhen with me."

As soon as Wang Lianhua said the words, before Lou Jingmo could think that she should have never reported her family name as Jingmo, the shopkeeper Wu's face turned pale again after finally recovering.

"Old Wu, you have also seen many storms, why can't you keep your face when things happen."

Wang Lianhua raised her chin and told shopkeeper Wu to go to the back to speak, and then she waved to Lou Jingmo like a puppy, "You're short, don't hurry up, wait for me to hug you."

'It's amazing to be tall!The legs are so long!Why don't you count that you have eaten decades more than me! '

Lou Jingmo stared at Wang Lianhua's back, slandering her. She is less than ten years old. It is a problem that she is as tall as Dahuahua, and she is seriously ill. After ten or eight years, who would dare to say that she Short Legs.

Only shopkeeper Wu was full of serious worries. As soon as the three of them arrived at the study in the backyard, he said eagerly, "My master is going to Jingdezhen? The news just came that the Plum Blossom Bandit killed the county magistrate Qin. Now go to Jiangxi." Not very safe."

Wang Lianhua looked at shopkeeper Wu for a while, and saw that the back of shopkeeper Wu was a little hairy, so he chuckled, "Old Wu, what nonsense are you talking about. When will we sell coffin boards not deal with dead people? This year is indeed not as hard as it used to be, which makes you forget that wherever there was trouble, we will go there, otherwise, how can we sell a large number of coffins."

Shopkeeper Wu heard Wang Lianhua's unemotional words, and this time it was true that cold sweat oozes from his back.Happy King died for ten years, Fairy Yunmeng also died for ten years, and Wang Lianhua left Middle Earth for ten years, which made him used to the leisurely life of Burying Flowers, and he has forgotten what Wang Senji looked like.

Fortunately, compared to the moody boss Wang Yunmeng who murders without blinking an eye, the junior boss Wang Lianhua is closer to clear rewards and punishments, otherwise his words just now would only be exchanged for a poison.

Wang Lianhua waved his hand and didn't let the shopkeeper Wu explain anything. He had no intention of getting involved in Jianghu affairs, but staying on the island and watching Shen Lang and Zhu Qiqixiu's love is not interesting, or drinking with pandas is even more interesting.

For ten years, he would always get tired of looking at those three faces, and the most important thing was that the three of them became more and more boring, so boring that he sometimes thought of his missing half-sister Bai Feifei.Maybe it's time to come back to entertain the little apprentice, and he still has unfulfilled wishes.

"The magistrate of Qin County was killed by the Plum Blossom Thief, so how could I not go to Jingdezhen to care about which family's coffin he used for burial?" Wang Lianhua didn't plan to share the inside story with shopkeeper Wu, "I'll come to Hangzhou to inform you first. , you should inform the shopkeepers of the branch as soon as possible that I am back. As for Xiao Momo, I will take her away first, and I will be responsible for her wages in the future."

"Yes, the subordinate went out first." Before leaving, shopkeeper Wu gave Lou Jingmo a self-seeking look. He wanted to remind a few more words, but he didn't dare to say that Wang Lianhua disappeared in the rivers and lakes. The son of a thousand faces.

There were only two people left in the house.

Wang Lianhua walked around Lou Jingmo several times without saying a word, as if she wanted to see through the reason why Li Dayi uncharacteristically asked him to accept him as an apprentice.At this meeting, Lou Jingmo didn't show any curiosity at all, and Wang Lianhua's hands were itchy with such a calm appearance, so she directly pinched her face.

"How on earth did you mobilize the little lunatic? Don't, don't say it, I will definitely figure it out, and there are no such reasons. It is impossible for you to be a relative of the Li family, otherwise he would have asked me to teach Xiaohuan Enjoy martial arts."

Lou Jingmo took a step back and didn't let Wang Lianhua pinch her face a second time. Don't think that being a beauty has privileges. Can anyone pinch her face?It must be the master who taught her carefully.

At that moment, she had already prepared herself, the quasi-master in front of her was completely different from her predecessor Jiumozhi.Jiumozhi finally realized that the great wisdom and the sky follow the wind into the sky, but this evildoer never tires of teasing the world of mortals.

"Hey, why don't you talk?" Wang Lianhua didn't finish pinching Lou Jingmo's left cheek and then pinched her right cheek, and immediately frowned slightly showing a trace of melancholy, "Don't talk, and don't pinch her face. Could it be that what I said before, that I fell in love with my appearance is a lie?"

Lou Jingmo seemed to have witnessed why Xizi held her heart to make people feel sorry for her, but she presumed that the person in front of her did not show her true face, so there was nothing to feel sorry for with a fake face. "Boss, I'm not even ten years old yet, so I don't quite understand how a girl should be attracted to a woman, let alone how to be attracted to a man disguised as a woman."

Now Wang Lianhua narrowed her eyes, and no longer smiled at the corners of her mouth, but snorted coldly. "Don't forget, you're still waiting for my salary. It's interesting to debunk the boss? Are you smart? Can you persuade a little lunatic to be a lobbyist? Okay, you have the ability. I just need an apprentice who can relieve my boredom and amuse myself. If you want me to accept you as an apprentice, you must pass a test before this evening."

Wang Lianhua raised a finger and pointed at his disguised face, "As long as you can restore me to my true appearance, I will accept you as my apprentice."

"Okay, but the boss must cooperate." Lou Jingmo saw Wang Lianhua's answer, and without hesitation, he stretched out his hands on tiptoes and pinched his face, like kneading a cat's face, he could count how many times he kneaded. .Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge, but the pain of pinching his face must be paid back immediately.

Wang Lianhua groaned in pain, and immediately picked up Lou Jingmo, and pushed her onto the chair, "You are so courageous! It's really a villain's revenge, and I can't wait for a stick of incense."

Lou Jingmo only hated people who were short and bullied, but Loser did not lose his position and retorted loudly, "My boss promised to cooperate with me. Since I want to remove the disguise, then I should touch your disguise material first. Use some strength Only then can you distinguish clearly, are you still afraid of this little pain?"

Wang Lianhua laughed angrily at being blocked, and she didn't care that she was still holding Wang Yunmeng's face, and then she spoke back to his original voice, "Interesting, it really is the person that the little lunatic found. It's really good. I'm here Here is waiting for you to remove the disguise. There are still four hours, if you can't do it, I will let you know how big the difference in treatment between apprentices and maids is!"

"Okay, quasi-master, just wait."

As Lou Jingmo said, he touched Wang Lianhua's face again. This time, he carefully analyzed the materials used for the disguise. When he got closer, he would find a faint fragrance emanating from this face, which was composed of dozens of different flavors. Herbal blend.

She thought about several different formulas in her heart, and was about to go out to find the corresponding medicinal materials. She turned around and spread her right hand to Wang Lianhua, "The cost of medicinal materials, you haven't given me the money to buy herbal medicines. You said you must cooperate." Yes, financial support is a must.”

How is this looking for an apprentice?It's obvious that I found a little bastard!

Wang Lianhua took out a silver ticket and patted it in Lou Jingmo's hand, even though his own hand would hurt at this moment, anyway, it hurts with someone accompanying him. "Here you are, you don't have to return the rest, you save it to buy candied haws."

Lou Jingmo endured the pain in the palm of his hand, looked at the 1000 tael bank note, and smiled, "Don't worry, if I have a bite to eat, you will be indispensable."

After Lou Jingmo finished speaking, she ran out quickly, leaving only Wang Lianhua yelling at her back, "You find out, who paid for it!"Who can't do without who eats! '

Whoever owns the money has the final say.

This truth did not reach Wang Lianhua's ears, but three and a half hours later, not long before the sun set, he just made up a story about someone who took 1000 taels of silver and ran away, and finally waited for the mention Lou Jingmo with a bamboo basket.

Without talking nonsense, Lou Jingmo began to 'remove makeup' for Wang Lianhua in the agreed study.As soon as the bottle and jar were opened, a smell that was not pungent but disgusting enough came out.

Wang Lianhua analyzed the materials used as soon as she heard it, and immediately knew Lou Jingmo's sinister intentions.She has already figured out the possible ingredients of the disguise ointment and found the corresponding method of removing makeup. How could she not know how to use the fragrance-smelling makeup remover to replace these foul-smelling things.

Deliberately, absolutely intentionally, deliberately trying to smear these disgusting things on his face.It doesn't matter, just come, why is he still afraid.Anyway, if he was smeared on the face, the little bastard would also get a hand.

In the study room, the two of them looked at the dark ointment without changing their expressions, and allowed the strange smell to linger.

Lou Jingmo smeared Wang Lianhua's face with a lump of black ointment, and specifically stated that he had to keep half a cup of tea to wash it off with water.

"After all, I missed a move, and I can't make an ointment that cleans immediately to remove your disguise. I don't feel ashamed at all. It is precisely because I realize my shortcomings that I want to worship a master who is amazing and talented. .Boss, do you think it makes sense?

Whoops, I forgot.The boss had better not talk now, or the ointment would fall off easily.The potency of the medicine is not enough, I have to paste it a second time, but the ointment is not enough and I have to make it again. "

How could Wang Lianhua swallow her anger, all the ointment in the bamboo basket was used up, which shows that the little bastard is not bad, but don't think that he can't use a trick to share the joys and sorrows.Then he directly wiped off the ointment on his face with his hands, and quickly pasted it on Lou Jingmo's face.

"Don't worry about the reconstitution. You forgot, I have the antidote myself, and I'm not afraid of mixing the properties of the medicine. What's more important now is to turn you into a little Momo, worthy of the name."

Lou Jingmo's incompetence made her face smeared. After this incident, she could clearly see how big a certain person's heart is. "Dahuahua, it's your own sabotage, but it doesn't mean that I failed to remove your makeup successfully."

Wang Lianhua took off her disguise and finally revealed his charming face. When she heard Da Huahua's name, she was a little surprised. "Do you know who I am? I haven't introduced myself. My surname is Wang Cao and I'm Lian Hua. Why do you call me Da Hua Hua?"

"You pretended to make me in my twenties, but you're not just older than me. Besides, the previous appearance was just like a flower and a jade. Is there anything wrong with being called a big flower?" Lou Jingmo looked at Wang Lianhua and asked him Give an explanation. "I haven't asked yet, why do you call me Xiao Momo?"

Wang Lianhua threw a clean towel to Lou Jingmo, "Need to say? Lou Yan, since pine smoke enters ink, and inkstone is similar to smoke, there must be ink in your real name. Besides, those who are close to ink are black, It goes well with you."

"Who's hacking!" Lou Jingmo completely refused to admit that Wang Lianhua's guess was correct, and he still dared to call Lianhua with his mouth.

"I didn't say you have a dark face, don't worry, this face will definitely look like peach blossoms and jade." Wang Lianhua added the second half of the sentence mercilessly, "I mean that you have a dark heart. Moved. I am the only one who reluctantly agrees to accept you as an apprentice."

Lou Jingmo took a deep breath and didn't get angry. Instead, he bowed respectfully to Wang Lianhua, "Master, please accept my disciples to pay respects. I will have to take care of you."

"Who is old! Who allowed you to be called Master." Wang Lianhua did not admit the fact that he was already in his thirties, "Remember not to be called Master. Big flowers are better than that, little Momo, let's just agree gone."

Lou Jingmo could only respond with a smile, she considered sending another letter to Li Da, and asked what kind of abnormal places they found were all the experts who escaped.

Unfortunately, this letter could not be sent, because Wang Lianhua took the initiative to talk about some past events.

"Okay, I won't quarrel with you as a teacher. Let's talk about serious business. Let's go to your place tonight. You can spare me an empty room for the night. You can pack your luggage. We'll go to Jiangxi tomorrow morning. This trip may take a long time, to find out the situation of the plum blossom thief. By the way, why don't you ask me why I am nosy?"

Lou Jingmo had heard some rumors about the Plum Blossom Thief, one of which was that their origins were a mystery, and their martial arts were so weird that no one could recognize where they came from. "I guess the Plum Blossom Bandit has something to do with you? Or do you know where their martial arts come from?"

Wang Lianhua nodded, and briefly talked about the reasons why several martial arts sects have been silent for many years.

Three or forty years ago, Chai Yuguan set up a murder scheme to obtain the secret books of the martial arts sect.

Ten years later, a mysterious and unpredictable Happy King appeared in the desert of the Western Regions.He even built a happy city in the Western Regions, and for a long time after that, he was like the emperor of the Western Regions with his wine, sex and wealth.

"Happy King is Chai Yuguan who faked his death. Ten years ago, he died in the desert, and Happy City was also flooded by wind and sand because of the activation of the underground formation mechanism. Chai Yuguan's death buried many secrets, including his Wealth, and the martial arts cheats he stole."

Wang Lianhua remembered the revenge in the desert ten years ago, and he returned to the Central Plains after a narrow escape.Later, he returned to the Western Regions several times, but he never found the remains of Happy City in the vast desert, let alone the remains of his mother and biological father.

"So far, it is known that the Plum Blossom Bandit has committed sixteen murders, and the death of the deceased is miserable. I think some of the deaths are caused by lost martial arts, and they should have disappeared with Happy City."

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