[Full-time master] The male god and your cookies

It's about a McDonald's toy terrier!

Ver. Ye Xiu

As soon as the event started, you couldn't wait to buy a full set of McDonald's collectible toys.

When you got home, you quickly took out the two toys that belonged to your husband. After a while, you played with these two toys in new tricks.

After a while, Ye Xiu, who went out to buy cigarettes, returned home. As soon as he opened the door, Ye Xiu heard a loud noise in the living room—if it wasn't for your goose-like laughter, Ye Xiu would have thought that a thief had entered his home.

"Daughter-in-law, what are you doing here? Asking for a lottery?"

Ye Xiu put on his slippers and walked towards you.

"Go, go, don't you see that I am playing with you?"

Ye Xiu, who you rushed over to, rolled his eyes and slapped him habitually.

"Huh? Brother is here, daughter-in-law, why are you so open today..."

Ye Xiu suddenly fell silent after seeing what you were doing.

Sitting on the sofa, you are holding the toy Xiu in your hand and shaking wildly.

Due to your vigorous shaking, Toy Repair's head also swayed back and forth, and then made a clanging sound like tearing things apart.

Ye Xiu felt his neck was getting cold, so he couldn't help touching his neck to see if it was still alive.

Just as Ye Xiu was about to say something, when he saw you, he picked up another toy, Lord Grim, turned to look at him, and asked with a goose smile:

"Hey, Lao Ye, do you think that you are holding a golden Indian flying cake? Are you so big? Hey, and what's more, your weapon looks like a golden shovel at first sight. Miner? It turns out hhhhh..."

"Hey, I said daughter-in-law, you..."

"Hey, there's more, old Ye, look at this... clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack..."

While you were talking, you picked up the toy Xiu and crazily shook it to show Ye Xiu.

"... "

Ye Xiu smacked his lips, and fell silent aggrievedly. Is this his own daughter-in-law who is so cruel to his husband...? ? ?

Finally, after Ye Xiu saw you repeatedly turning Toy Xiu's head 180 degrees and then letting go to let Toy Xiu's head turn back with a "bang", he couldn't hold back any longer. He walked up to you and pulled you off the sofa. Copy it up:

"I said, daughter-in-law, how much hatred do you have with brother? Recently, brother hasn't kept you out of bed for a few days, has he?"

Ye Xiu hugged you horizontally, pretending to suddenly realize:

"... Oh! Brother understands, daughter-in-law, you are implying me, right? Come on! Let's go!"

As you said that, you couldn't help resisting, Ye Xiu had already lifted his jio and walked towards the bedroom.

...

It is said that from this day on, you have never touched this toy again.

Ver. Wang Jiexi

Today you went to McDonald's to buy a toy of buliuxing. After you got it, you found that buliuxing's broom can be used as a windmill. When you found the fun, you played with toy buliuxing with great joy.

After playing for a while, you suddenly had a flash of inspiration and recorded a video of Toy King Bu Liuxing playing with a broom.

Not only that, but you also gave full play to your ingenuity, painting Wang Buliuxing as Monkey King, and painting the broom as a golden cudgel.Then you went to the WBlog account and posted this video on the Internet.

This video got very good comments (not) from many people very quickly, so that this video was passed to your husband Wang Jiexi within a short while.

Immediately afterwards, you received a "kind" greeting from your husband:

【Kiss big eyes】:

Baby?explain? 【Greeting eyes.jpg】

When you received this news from Wang Jiexi, you couldn't help but shiver, and quickly started to make up nonsense:

[Mr. Bei, Mr. Ju, I love Lis! ! ! 】:

Uh... Sun Wukong is pretty good too, with such strong abilities, just like you, daddy with big eyes, isn't he? 【Look at my sincere eyes.jpg】

Seeing your serious nonsense, Wang Jiexi couldn't help raising his eyebrows slightly.

【Kiss big eyes】:

Is that so baby?Then why did you deliberately change Sun Wukong's eyes to big and small eyes? :)【Can't hold the knife.jpg】

[Mr. Bei, Mr. Ju, I love Lis! ! ! 】:

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, don’t you highlight the uniqueness of you, daddy with big eyes?

【Kiss big eyes】:

Hey, I wanted to take you to eat today... think about it or forget it

[Mr. Bei, Mr. Ju, I love Lis! ! ! 】:

Don't!Don't!Don't! ! !Big Eyed Dad, I was wrong!husband!dear husband!I was wrong!I dare not next time! 【I made a mistake and dare to do it next time.jpg】

When you saw Wang Jiexi's words, you immediately fell into a panic.

【Kiss big eyes】:

Ok?

[Mr. Bei, Mr. Ju, I love Lis! ! ! 】:

No, not bad, wrong, wrong! 【I made a mistake and never dare to do it again.jpg】

You said "it's strange" in your mouth, but you replied against your will.

As soon as you sent your message, Wang Jiexi called, with a doting smile in his words:

"After changing clothes and going downstairs, you are not allowed to wear sandals, did you hear that? Otherwise, I won't take you to eat your favorite food..."

"Ok, ok, ok, husband, I love you muamuamua, I'll go down now and never wear sandals hey, wait for me for 2 minutes! Love you!"

Before Wang Jiexi could finish speaking, you activated Huang Shaotian mode, and ran to put on your shoes while agreeing.

"Oh...don't worry, I will wait for you."

There was a chuckle from the other end of the phone next to your ear, and the following sentence made your ears blush again.

Why does this person flirt so casually with a single word, you puffed up your cheeks and thought angrily.

After this day, every time you see the toy Wang Buliuxing, you can’t help but think of your favorite food (shut up!)

Ver. Zhou Zekai

"Kai Kai Kai Kai, look, look!"

Holding the toy Kai you just bought from McDonald's in your hand, you ran barefooted excitedly to Zhou Zekai who was playing games in the study.

"...It's cold on the ground, you need to wear shoes."

Zhou Zekai caught you who was rushing towards him, saw that you were not wearing shoes, picked you up and put you on his lap, reminded you with a frown, and his tone revealed a slight reproach.

"Hey... look, look, look!"

You quickly smacked your husband's face, raised the super cute toy gun king in your hand and shook it.

"…I?"

Zhou Zekai's ears were reddened by your sudden kiss, he glanced at the toy in your hand in a daze, then tilted his head and asked you.

"Yes, yes, look! Isn't it cute!!!"

While you were talking, you flicked the toy Kai's gun with your hands.

"...it, and me, who is cuter?"

Just when you were about to kiss the toy Kai, Zhou Zekai grabbed your wrist, pulled you into his arms, then pressed his forehead against yours, and looked at you with aggrieved eyes.

"...Of course you are cute!!!"

After finishing speaking, you blushed lightly on Zhou Zekai's lips.

You originally wanted to kiss him and immediately sit up, but Zhou Zekai quickly grabbed the back of your head just as your lips were about to leave, deepening the kiss.

After the kiss was over, Zhou Zekai looked at you and said seriously:

"I can only be the cutest!"

After that day, you are surprised to find that the toy Kai is gone.

Thanks for being here Lee!

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