After The Vicious Cannon Fodder Was Reborn

Tao Mu is quite satisfied with his non-physical performance.That night, when he asked Li Xiaohang out for dinner, he kept boasting in the tone of an old man: "...Our classmates, including our teacher, thought that I would interpret this test question in the form of absurd comedy. Unexpectedly, my performance was a bit different from what they imagined. When I just finished the performance, there was no movement in the class. Some people applauded me."

"Our teacher also said that I performed well today. The emotional rendering is still in place. It can be seen that I am thinking seriously and acting with my brain." Of course, there are details such as excessive force, but these shortcomings cannot be forced. The grind of water is coming slowly.

When Tao Mu said this, he was really happy.Li Xiaoheng could also tell that Tao Mu really enjoyed being an actor.When he spoke, his eyes were sparkling, and his brows were beaming with joy. Compared with his usual way of talking about work, he was a completely different person.

Li Xiaoheng hooked the corner of his mouth, and handed the peeled shrimp to Tao Mu.In fact, recently, Tao Mu often invited him to Songji for dinner.Because Tao Mu was learning the dishes for worshiping ancestors during the Chinese New Year, there were only a few dishes every time he treated guests.At the beginning, Li Xiaoheng was satisfied with eating, and his blood was boiling. As time passed—to be precise, if he ate too much deer tendon, his body would become hot and dry, and he would take a cold bath in winter.Repeating it over and over again will inevitably consume vitality.After all this tossing, even the boss can't hold it.So when Tao Mu invited him to dinner again, Li Xiaohang said quietly that he wanted to eat the dishes of a certain restaurant.

Tao Mu didn't know Li Xiaoheng's struggle and struggle, and thought that Li Xiaoheng really wanted to eat outside food.As a result, the two of them arrived at the restaurant, and when the dishes were ready, Li Xiaohang didn't move his chopsticks much, and spent half of the time peeling shrimp and crabs for him.

So much so that Tao Mu was very puzzled: "Didn't you say you want to eat this food, why don't you eat it?"

As Tao Mu said, he gave Li Xiaohang a chopstick with a crab powder lion head.

The two are now due to work and personal contacts, and usually have a lot of contact.The earlier restraint of politeness has long been exhausted in meeting and making dinner appointments.This can be seen from Tao Mu dare to order Li Xiaoheng without thinking at the dinner table——

"Brother Li, pass me the salt and pepper shaker you have here." Tao Mu took the salt and pepper shaker that Li Xiaoheng handed him, and poured some into his plate.He ordered a soft fried tenderloin, which he wanted to eat.Turns out the chef over fried it a bit old.Tao Mu felt that there was no way he could do it himself.

"Actually, my cooking tastes better, right?" Tao Mu raised his face begging for approval, still brooding over Li Xiaoheng's refusal to eat his cooking: "You are too good at enjoying."

Li Xiaoheng smiled: "I admit that your cooking tastes better. But you always cook so many dishes for me—"

"Tired of eating?" Tao Mu smiled and took over the words: "You can't blame me. I've been learning a few dishes recently. I'm waiting to worship my ancestors on New Year's Eve. What if I don't practice hard. You just overcome it and wait. After the first day of the new year, I can do something else for you."

"I'm not tired of eating." Li Xiaoheng retorted very seriously.How could Li Xiaohang get tired of Tao Mu cooking for him: "I just have a little cold. I take cold showers more frequently recently. Just take a little rest."

"Why do you need to take a cold shower?" Tao Mu was stunned for a moment before he realized: "Eat deer tendon supplements? Brother Li, you can do it, you are full of blood, look at your usual physical fitness, right? It doesn't look like I have eaten it. Feel."

Li Xiaoheng thought to himself, how many mouthfuls did you eat in total?On average, there is a pot of deer tendon every day, and you can eat two more bites to taste the saltiness, and the rest of the soup is all rounded up by Li Xiaoheng alone.

"You can actually give it to Big Mao Xiaopang and the others. Feng Yuan also really wants to eat it. And my father Yao and Xiao Qi, I think deer tendon is very suitable for them two." After Tao Mu laughed, he felt a little distressed because Boss Li who had a cold in the cold shower.Open your mouth and say.

Li Xiaoheng was extremely helpless.He couldn't figure out why Xiao Mu of his family kept on liking men, why his way of thinking was so straightforward.Everyone in Song Ji could see his thoughts, and they didn't even come to compete with him for Tao Mu's cooking.Only the parties themselves are unaware.

President Li was a little bit depressed, but he didn't dare to push too hard, for fear that Tao Mu would feel uncomfortable.But sometimes he feels unwilling if he doesn't force it.

"You let me rest for a day, and tomorrow I will continue to eat the dishes you cook." Still don't want to give up Tao Mu's dishes to others, Mr. Li vowed: "I'll just take it easy."

Tao Mu laughed loudly: "Then I don't want it. I caught a cold in the cold bath because of eating deer tendon, and I can't bear to tell about it."

Li Xiaoheng looked at Tao Mu who couldn't bear to say it, but actually smiled very happily, so he also hooked the corners of his mouth.Suddenly asked: "By the way, how is your dance practice?"

"Ah?" Tao Mu didn't respond again.By the way, their boss Li is a little bit jumpy when he speaks now.

"Dancing in women's clothing." Li Xiaoheng reminded with a gentle smile, looking like he was enjoying the show, "You didn't say that yourself. If Feixun.com has more than 9000 million registered users, you can dance in women's clothing to celebrate. I have always Paying attention to the data of Feixun.com, there are probably more than [-] million registered users now. It is estimated that it will exceed [-] million years after the year.”

It was like a thunderbolt from the blue sky hit the head on the head.It was only then that Tao Mu remembered the Feixun he had sent as a joke a few months ago.

The whole person shakes a little.

"It can't be so fast!" Tao Mu subconsciously picked up the phone and checked the registered users of Feixun.com.Sure enough, it reached more than 500 million.

It is estimated that in half a month, it will definitely reach [-] million.There is also a hot comment on the homepage of Feixun.com, with tens of millions of comments, all of which are comments from netizens who are looking forward to Tao Mu's women's dance while checking in.

Tao Mu withdrew expressionlessly.

Li Xiaoheng looked at Tao Mu's expression, and asked with great interest: "What dance are you going to dance? Street dance? International dance? Rumba? Tango? Belly dance? Folk dance? Classical dance?" Could it be pole dancing?

"You seem to be particularly interested?" Tao Mu squinted at their CEO, "Why don't you please watch me while I'm dancing?"

Li Xiaoheng rubbed his chin and muttered, "What time?" He wanted to arrange the itinerary in advance.Just get that day out.

Tao Mu: "...I just said it casually." He didn't even choose a dance.

"Then you can think about it now, how about I help you think about it together?" Li Xiaoheng said enthusiastically, "Do you want to dance a ballet?"

Tao Mu: "...you are really afraid that you won't be able to kill me, right?"

Li Xiaoheng smiled but said nothing.

Tao Mu suddenly felt that the two of them had a meal without talking about anything serious: "...were just wasting time talking nonsense."

Tao Mu looked at his partner who looked very elite in suits and leather shoes, and joked with a smile: "I read a financial report yesterday, which was the column in charge of the famous beauty host. It can boast you, Mr. Li. Here I come. Said that you are the most anticipated business genius of this century, and said that if I was lucky enough to have a meal with you, it would be worth at least 500 million. According to what she said, I wasted at least 500 million today. Li Is there always regret for wasting time?"

"I can still be ashamed of my inaction!" Mr. Li looked at Tao Mu: "You still pay attention to the beautiful host?"

"I'm following you. By the way, I saw the report of the beautiful host." Tao Mu corrected Li Xiaoheng's words with a smile.Seeing Li Xiaohang's face that changed from cloudy to sunny in an instant, he leaned over and continued to tease: "Yo, Mr. Li, have you ever learned how to change faces?"

"..." Li Xiaoheng's heart skipped a beat when he was teased by Tao Mu's few words, and he continued to peel shrimps for Tao Mu angrily: "Let's eat."

"Why do you want to bet on my mouth?" Tao Mu innocently picked up the shrimp and whined: "I chat with you while eating, so that I can live up to my mouth."

"Yes. The mouth is not only used for eating, but also for talking. With these two functions, you must not leave one of them idle. Otherwise, it will be wasted." Li Xiaoheng followed Tao Mu's words, and peeled Tao Mu again. Got a crab.

The two of you talked to each other, and no one noticed that these words were actually very unnutritious, boring, and IQ-less.On the contrary, I quite enjoyed the atmosphere.

Affected by the atmosphere, Tao Mu answered without hesitation: "Who said that the mouth only has two functions of eating and speaking? There is also a third function——"

Before he finished speaking, Tao Mu suddenly felt that it would be a bit wrong to go on.Dangerously strangled.

However, the bickering between Li Xiaoheng and Tao Mu has become a reflex of thinking.Wen Yan continued the conversation: "Isn't it. The mouth does have a third function. Do you want to try it?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Li Xiaoheng was like a duck being strangled by the neck.He suddenly looked at Tao Mu.

Tao Mu was also stunned.

The private room immediately fell silent.The atmosphere was a little awkward.After a while, Tao Mu cleared his throat and deliberately changed the subject: "Well, I've been paying attention to the international market recently. Especially the stock markets of country M and Europe, I think we can continue to short in the banking and insurance industries. I also wrote A financial report. Sent to your mailbox."

Li Xiaoheng firmly held the eight pieces of crabs. He stared at the crab roe and crab meat in the bowl for a long while, as if he was about to make an important decision to invest tens of billions, and said slowly: "I'll start with the one I just made. Apologies for the abruptness."

"There's no need to be so serious—" Tao Mu silently breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled mischievously.

However, Li Xiaoheng's next sentence was a through ball: "Xiao Mu, you said you like men?"

Tao Mu was suddenly a little nervous, no, it should be said that he scratched his collar in a panic.He suddenly felt that the temperature in the private room was a bit high, and he was so stuffy that he couldn't breathe.My heart was pounding like I was about to have a heart attack.

Li Xiaoheng turned his head and looked at Tao Mu with burning eyes: "I am 25 this year, and I studied in university in country M before. The academic pressure is extremely high."

Tao Mu: "???" What do you mean, how did the topic come here?

Li Xiaohang continued: "...so I haven't been in a relationship for 25 years. The first person I fell in love with was you."

Tao Mu: "..."

Li Xiaoheng originally wanted to stay by Tao Mu's side to accompany him as a partner, and influence him subtly.However, just now, when Tao Mu casually mentioned the third function, a picture of Tao Mu kissing someone suddenly appeared in Li Xiaoheng's mind.

Li Xiaoheng suddenly didn't want to continue waiting silently.Or rather, dare not wait.

Li Xiaoheng believes that no one knows how good Tao Mu is better than him.Their family, Tao Mu, is handsome and talented, humorous in conversation, good in character, kind and principled.Both business talent and conduct are impeccable.

So, such an excellent Tao Mu must be liked by many people, right?Those people may be younger than him, or handsomer than him.The most important thing is, what if Tao Mu really agrees when someone else confesses before him?

As long as Li Xiaoheng imagined it, he felt so depressed that he couldn't breathe.He didn't want Tao Mu to fall in love with others, and he didn't dare to imagine that one day, Tao Mu would hold hands and kiss other men, or even have a more intimate interaction.What will he do.

Li Xiaoheng held onto the eight pieces of crab very nervously, and looked directly into Tao Mu's eyes with burning eyes: "Xiao Mu, can you give me a chance to formally pursue you?"