[Comprehensive British and American] Life winners are fake

When Joey woke up, his first reaction was a carp rolling around, touching his body around like a pervert, and finally he almost found a mirror to see if his little buttocks still existed.

When he found that he didn't have any missing arms or legs, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, I have all four limbs, and my small buttocks are still healthy, even if I go to hook up with a handsome guy right now, it is completely worthwhile!

Although he has never had the heart but no guts.

The scene of being hit by a car before still exists in Joey's head, so that he can't help but shudder whenever he thinks about it, and immediately raises his hand to pat his chest, telling himself that it was all a dream, and he is staying with him right now. home.

Finding that he was sweating profusely, Joey then turned and went into the bathroom. After he finished washing, his face became rosy due to the heat.

Picking up a towel and wiping it casually, Joey opened his room with his chicken coop on his head——

"No - I won't go, I just won't go -"

A shrill and crying voice rushed towards him.

Joey: ...

He walked down the stairs, and sure enough, he saw Mama Qiao who was sitting on the sofa watching a dog-blooded drama. The other party was wiping the corners of her eyes with a small handkerchief. Compose a crying song.

Sometimes Joey thinks it's a pity that his mother didn't become a singer.

"Mom, where is my dad?"

"Go to the company."

"How about breakfast?"

"do it yourself."

"..."

Generally speaking, whether Ms. Qiao is in the mood to cook three meals at home depends on whether the TV series I watched today is sweet or sweet or you love me, I love you, but we can't be together.

From Ms. Qiao's answer just now, it can be seen that today's TV series is very abusive.

Fortunately, Joey can cook a little by himself. He turned around and entered the kitchen, opened the door of the refrigerator, and the refrigerator that was so clean that there were no leaves left in front of him seemed to be mocking him.

Refrigerator: Surprised or unexpected?

He silently closed the refrigerator, then silently turned his head to look at Qiao's mother on the sofa, thinking silently, whether the drama his mother watched recently was abusive from beginning to end.

However, Joey frowned. How could he remember that there was a lot of food in the refrigerator just yesterday?Could it be that he had a nightmare and even messed up his memory?

But the empty refrigerator he saw just now was not an illusion. This puzzled Joey could only put down his doubts, pick up his wallet and prepare to go out for food.

However, even this incident had an impact on his worldview——

When he opened the door and found that the pedestrians walking on the street were not black-haired, black-eyed, yellow-skinned flower growers, but white-skinned foreigners, he closed the door with a bang, and leaned against the door panel , with a blank expression.

Who am I, where am I, and what do I do?

"Mom-"

An orange hit him accurately on the forehead, successfully stopping his screaming.

"Your mother is not deaf, so why bother!" Ms. Qiao was very dissatisfied that her son interrupted her appreciation of art.

"No, no, no, no, I, I, my family—"

Finding that her son couldn't even speak clearly, Ms. Qiao seemed to have finally remembered that the person in front of her was her own son, and said in a rare way of worry, "Son, did you stutter after sleeping?"

Is this a stuttering thing!This is why I woke up with my family living around foreigners!Joey is devastated!

"Are you really sleepy stupid?" Who knows that Qiao's mother became even more worried after hearing this, "You are stupid at first, if you are even more stupid, your father may suspect that you were not born by us, We sleepwalked and picked it up from the garbage dump one day."

Joey: ...

He rolled his eyes, no matter how stupid he is, he is your son, thank you!

But also because of Qiao's mother's words, Joey was not so shocked after all, and could barely think, "No, what did you mean by that sentence just now, Mom?"

"I know you don't like us calling you stupid, but son, man, you have to face the facts—"

"Who told you about this!" Joe Silly Yi became furious, "I mean, there are foreigners around my house!"

"That's because we live in country M, son." Mother Qiao looked at him with eyes of caring for her silly son.

This natural tone made Joey stunned for a while——

No, isn't our family an out-and-out flower-growing country?When did our family have the money to move to country M?Mom, you won the lottery when I don't know?

Mother Qiao, who felt that her son was just being silly every day, had already sat back and continued watching her TV series, and soon there were beeping sounds both inside and outside the TV.

After Joey walked on the street in a trance and finally broke free from his doubts about life, he discovered something that cannot be ignored.

His English is not good.

He took his mobile phone, downloaded the translation tool, and stammered his needs to the waiter at the breakfast shop, and couldn't help wiping away his tears.

Life is hard!

Everything started to go wrong since he woke up today. Joey borrowed a pen and paper from the waiter and sketched on it.

First of all, it was clear as if it was a car accident that he had personally experienced. Joey wrote this sentence with a serious expression, and then drew a question mark beside it.

Then there is the refrigerator that is still empty in my memory.

Then his family suddenly ran from the flower-growing country to M country.

The tip of the pen unconsciously scratched the blank space on the paper, leaving crooked black lines without meaning.

【Ding---】

The sudden sound made Joey's hand holding the pen tremble, drawing a very long mark, which almost didn't tear through the paper.

Wait, what the hell? ?

[Start-up funds received, life winner system has been activated——]

The voice that came from nowhere continued in his mind, and he said to himself in a cheerful electronic voice:

[Host Joey, eighteen years old, barely passing IQ——]

Joey: ...Wait, don't mention anything else, explain to me what it means to barely pass the IQ——

[Death in a car accident at 2018:8 am on August 29, 35. 】

Death in a car accident?This word made him constrict his pupils for an instant, subconsciously recalling that moment of despair, and clenched the pen in his hand.

[The resurrection time is 2018:8 am on August 30, 40.The above, after the statement, please don't waste the resurrection opportunity given by the system. From now on, under the encouragement of the system, study hard, make progress every day, and strive to embark on the road of winning in life! 】

Then the sound never came again.

Joey's first reaction was to pinch himself, and the pain made him sure that he was not dreaming at this time.

Then he spent 1 minute thinking about whether he was schizophrenic.

Must not.

He is sure that he is very normal... Although some mental patients will not feel that there is a problem with him, and isn't there a saying that mentally handicapped children are more happy——

Bah, bah, he's not mentally retarded!Joey shrugged off the dangerous thought with a black face.

So, is that voice right?

Did he really die in a car accident?

All kinds of strange events since he woke up forced him to face this fact.

"That, the life winner system——" Joey turned his head and looked around, and then looked around again. After making sure that no one noticed him, he whispered the self-proclaimed voice just now, when he said the word "life winner" , he was still a little awkward.

There seems to be a feeling of shame to PLAY.

[Hello, host, the life winner system is at your service, please make a choice after the beep. 】

[Drip - please say 1 for the system function introduction, please say 2 for the opening of the mall, please say 3 for the system intelligent service -]

Joey picked up the menu on the desktop and whispered in a secretive voice: "3——" He subconsciously felt that the system intelligence service should be the same as the manual service, and this kind of service can usually better answer his questions.

[Hello, host——] Sure enough, the cheerful electronic voice sounded again, [Do you have any questions? 】

"I want to know all the things you said about the car accident, and why you showed up on me."

【OK. ] The life winner system answered his question simply, [You did die in a car accident yesterday, but because of my existence, you can get the chance to be resurrected. Although there is a small price, it can be exchanged for a new life. I think you shouldn't mind the price.Regarding my existence, even if you tell me about my host's IQ, you don't understand. To put it simply, you just need to know that I come from a world with advanced technology. 】

Joey: ...

Am I feeling wrong?I always feel like the system is belittling me.

He wiped off the black line that had slipped down, and coughed, "Please be serious. Wait a minute," he noticed another important point in the system's long string of words just now.

"What price?"

[Deng Dengdeng——Please read the panel silently in your heart, then move your eyes up to the upper right of the panel, yes, did you see that life asset? Pay attention to the number again, that is the price you paid for resurrection—— 】

Joey followed the system's instructions step by step. First, he silently read the word "panel" in his heart, and then suddenly found something very similar to the game system panel popped up in front of him. He subconsciously looked around, but found that no one was looking at it. On his side, it's like he can't see this thing.

Can only he see it?While thinking about this, Joey moved his gaze to the upper right corner, and found that there was indeed a series of numbers next to his life assets, with a minus sign at the top, followed by——

"One, two, three, four... nine? What do you mean?"

[It means that you are now in debt of [-] million, and the creditor is the winner of life system. If you don't repay a certain amount every day, I'm sorry, you will be GG. 】The electronic sound is cheerful and authentic.

#一早晚，我已经成白百免费人#

#Surprise is not surprise, intention is not accident#

Joey's face turned pale, and he didn't know at this moment whether to be happy that he had a second life or to cry bitterly and move on from now on in debt.

【Do you have any questions? 】

Joey: "...I just want to be quiet now."

He just wants to learn how to fuck.

[Thanks to your patronage, the settlement is in progress, the manual service fee is two hundred dollars, welcome to visit next time! 】

labor costs?Joey was taken aback.

A bad premonition arose spontaneously, and he took out his wallet, only to find that there were only a few coins left in it.

After meeting Joey's gaze, the waiter not far away gave a polite but friendly smile.

Joey: ...

Garbage system, steal my money, ruin my life!

Pooh!

The author has something to say: Opening a new pit~ The tone of the full text is relaxed, probably a protagonist who thinks that he will become a winner in life, but finds out that the people around him are not normal people.

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