[Comprehensive British and American] Life winners are fake

"You're my best friend, Joe!"

After Peter hugged Joey to express his excitement, he quickly let go and sat back on his seat. He took out his mobile phone and raised it to the level of his eyes. With the other hand, he put the photo next to his face. Then Joey heard a click, obviously the sound of taking pictures.

"What are you doing, Peter?" Joey asked.

Peter carefully and carefully placed the photo before answering his question, "I'm going to tweet!"

He said happily, "I want to let them know that I got Iron Man's autograph."

"It sounds like you're showing off, huh?" Joey raised his eyebrows.

Peter fiddled with his mobile phone without raising his head, and said in a confident tone, "Yes, I'm just showing off!"

Joey couldn't help laughing, he also took out his phone and checked Twitter, and then heard a special reminder, and found a little surprise by accident——

[The Star-Spangled Banner: It's finally over. ]

His male god Steve has been updated!

Joey replied below with a cheering emoji. After waiting for a while, he found that there was no reply from Steve. He happened to have finished his breakfast, so he simply put away his phone.

Because the two of them were not in the same class, they said goodbye after breakfast.

The bell for the end of get out of class rang around ten o'clock. When Joey left the classroom and walked to the dormitory, he took out his mobile phone to unlock it and took a look, only to find that he had received a private message from the male god on his mobile phone in the middle of class.

[The Stars and Stripes: Thanks :b]

Three minutes later, Steve sent another:

[The Stars and Stripes: How did you feel going to school? ]

This time the interval was longer, about 5 minutes later, Steve sent a third message:

[Under the Stars and Stripes: I heard that there have been serial murders recently, be careful and don't go out alone at night. ]

Joey didn't go any further, he quickly replied to Steve's message with his head down:

[College life feels pretty good.I just found out about the murder case today. I will pay attention to safety, and I will stay in the dormitory at night. If I go out, I will meet people I know. ]

After thinking about it, Joey replied: It seems that your work has been going well recently?

What Joey learned from Steve was that his male god no longer needed him because of his previous military service—Joy understood it as retirement—he needed to find a job that could support him, And during a morning run before Joey started school, when he chatted with Steve, he knew that the other party had found a job.

Not long after Joey sent the message, he saw Steve's Twitter name changed to 'typing' at the top of the private message interface. He waited for a while and found that it was still in the state of typing.

Joey fell into deep thought. He was thinking that the interval between the three private messages was so long, maybe it was because... His male god is not used to typing?

After all, even the Twitter software was told to Steve by Joey. Thinking about it carefully, this situation is quite normal.

Six or seven minutes passed, and Steve finally sent a message. It was relatively easy to read between the lines: It’s not bad, my colleagues are very nice and cooperative with me, and I’m also surprised that I can adapt so quickly.

Because the sunlight was a bit strong, Joey simply sat under a tree where people could rest and shade. When he saw Steve's reply, he smiled with crooked eyebrows, feeling happy for him from the bottom of his heart.

[That's just awesome! ] He was leaning against the tree trunk with a relaxed expression, his eyes were downcast and he was typing with a smile, [Although I haven’t known you for a long time, I can say with certainty, Steve, you have a very good personality, and it’s hard to imagine that anyone would have the heart to hate you you. ]

After seeing this reply, Steve on the other side couldn't help coughing, feeling a little embarrassed.

In fact, Steve is very aware that his character is a little too serious, and he can't understand the jokes of people in this era. He takes some obviously joking words seriously, and sometimes he will nag, although it is well-intentioned. In the eyes of others, especially young people, it is a bit too much.

But these shortcomings have never been heard from Joey. The other party always takes his nagging words very seriously. When getting along with Joey, Steve seldom feels uncomfortable.

His fingers rested on the screen of the phone, hesitation flickered in his blue eyes, but he finally typed the words: You are great too, Joe.

But after sending it out, Steve stared at the line and frowned.

His compliments seemed dry.

But the very quick reply from the little neighbor he was talking to let Steve know that the other party didn't mind his poor language: I am very happy to receive a compliment from Mr. Steve, I will be even better (*￣︶￣ )y

Even if it was the first time for Steve to come into contact with the emoticons attached at the back, he could understand its meaning, which made Captain America couldn't help laughing.

The laughter caught the attention of the black widow who was sorting out the information, she looked over, "cap, you have such a bright smile on your face, girlfriend?"

"No." Steve didn't quite understand why Natasha's first reaction was this, he shook his head in denial, "I told you that day, my neighbor."

Natasha raised her eyebrows, "You have a really good relationship. As far as I know, the other party is a young boy. Doesn't he think you are outdated, cap?"

This is indeed a very poignant question, for Captain America.

"He's not the same," Steve thought for a while, and explained earnestly, "He... well, he doesn't have the rebelliousness of this age, although sometimes he is a little confused," Steve remembered that he had lied to After the matter of Joey, and the fact that the other party obviously found that his running speed was different from ordinary people but always thought it was his own physique, this made him couldn't help but curled his lips again and chuckled, "But he He is indeed a very good boy and my little friend."

Natasha:  …

She had a half-smile, "Cap, your expression is like a kind father who already has a child, and he is praising the baby that makes him proud."

Steve took it seriously, and he even asked doubtfully, "But according to my age, I should be his great-grandfather, right?"

Then he looked blankly at the black widow and laughed, completely confused about the point of the laugh.

The black widow almost didn't laugh under the table, she really didn't expect Steve to take this joke seriously, she coughed, restrained her urge to continue laughing, picked up the materials she had organized and turned to Steve Fu raised his eyebrows, "We should go and meet our new colleagues in the future."

"Do you need to prepare anything?" Steve followed and walked out of the room with Natasha.

"No, it's not to say hello to the neighbors." Natasha teased Steve, but after thinking about it, she said, "If there is anything to prepare, it is probably a good character?"

She patted the captain on the shoulder and said casually, "Anyway, just don't get mad at that guy."

"..." Steve hesitated, "Our new colleague has a bad temper?"

The two of them stepped into the elevator.

"Perhaps it would be more vivid to describe him as capricious."

After pressing the button on the first floor, Natasha replied meaningfully.

……

State University.

After class in the morning, when Joey walked out of the teaching building, he was stopped by someone from behind. He turned around and found that it was Peter. It was probably because Peter was still excited about the autographed photo in the morning. He trotted over and directly Fell on Joey's back.

Joey was almost thrown to the ground.

His body swayed, if it wasn't for a hand stretched out beside him to support him, he might have to fall down with Peter.

Peter hurriedly got down from behind him, and took small steps guiltily to get away, but Joey caught him expressionlessly when he looked over quietly.

Peter: "...I'm sorry." He whispered.

Joey: "..." Looking at Peter's pitiful appearance, Joey's words were suppressed.

He first thanked Edward who supported him, then hooked his fingers towards Peter, and when Peter came over cautiously step by step at a very slow speed, he immediately stretched out his hand and rubbed the opponent's head.

After he let go, Peter managed to have a new hairstyle, the kind that can be used as a bird's nest.

Because it was his own fault first, Peter accepted it obediently.

I can only blame him for being too excited, forgetting that the little friend has a normal human physique. Peter sighed inwardly, but within a second, he cheered up again.

"Joe, you said earlier that you were going to the school pool this week, right?"

Joey nodded, reacted immediately, and asked suspiciously, "Are you planning to go this week?"

Peter beamed, "That's right, the weather is so hot, who wouldn't want to go, so—"

"Let's choose swimming equipment together!" He happily made this decision

Joey: ...

He finally understood that as long as there is something about Iron Man, Peter can be overly excited, and this time period will last for a long time.

After arriving at the shop where he bought swimwear, Joey picked up one that fit his size and was about to go to the goggle area, but was stopped by Peter.

Peter seriously whispered in Joey's ear: "I checked the information, about which swimming trunks are more comfortable to wear, the one you are holding has more resistance in the water, and will this color look good? It looks a bit shallow, I think Joe, your figure is relatively well-proportioned, if you choose this, it will look..."

Joey turned around expressionlessly, put the swimming trunks in his hand back on the shelf, and picked out a pair of dark swimming trunks without any decoration.

Peter continued to whisper in his ear.

Joey: ...

He put back the black swimming trunks and picked out a pair of dark blue ones.

Peter didn't speak immediately this time, but watched for a few seconds, and when Joey thought they could finally pay the bill and leave the store, Peter spoke in his desperate eyes.

So angry.

Joey pretended to smile to show that he was calm. After all, what could he do? Peter really gave him advice seriously.

He simply gave up his idea of ​​picking one at random, "...how about you pick it for me?"

Peter agreed, and picked him out a pair of low-rise slit boxers, purple ones.

Joey held it with a strange expression, and had to say that the color made him think a little too much.Then he just followed behind Peter, seeing that the other party had finished picking out everything before going to the cashier.

Although it took some time for Joey to choose swimming trunks, Peter probably did his homework as he said, so he chose quite quickly.

When they left the store and returned, Joey said casually, "Can I hear the reason for choosing that pair of swimming trunks for me?"

Without thinking about it, Peter said, "Because it will look like you have white legs, long legs and upturned butt." He spoke quickly and naturally, as if he was reading something he had memorized.

Joey: "!!"

He stared at Peter dumbfounded.

Seeing that Joey didn't go any further, Peter looked back innocently, "What's wrong?"

His eyes are simple, clear, and pure.

It makes Joey so dirty.

Joey: "...it's nothing." His tone was a little weak.

After they parted, Joey looked at Peter's back with a complicated expression.

Obviously he is the one who loves men, why does he feel that Peter is more gay than him.

His face is full of vicissitudes:

Probably this is the straight guy.

The author has something to say: Xiaojiju flipped through "How to Get Along with Friends Better" and "How to Choose a Swimsuit to Show Your Figure" and nodded with satisfaction: Today's Spider-Man is also great!