[Comprehensive British and American] Life winners are fake

Joey fixed his eyes on the first rule, and his eyes fell on the exchange ratio. In the next second, he immediately swung his chair back, opened the drawer and picked up his thin passbook.

Fortunately, his passbook didn’t get any news because of this strange system and strange world, Joey thought so, then opened the passbook and looked at the amount on it, although it changed from RMB to U.S. dollars, but after confirming that the amount on it was 3498 After $, he breathed a sigh of relief. These were all earned during his winter and summer vacations, so they should be recognized by the system.

At least now the invisible knife hanging above his head will not fall down immediately.

His eyes flicked across the second rule, and after confirming that at least for now he didn't have the idea of ​​dying, he turned to the third page.

[Rule [-], life assets can be obtained through the emotional feedback of the living body, and the amount of assets obtained is determined according to the emotional intensity of the emotional provider. 】

[Rule [-], the host can exchange life assets to the system mall for all convertible commodities. The exchanged commodities cannot be converted into life assets, and the system does not accept real items to exchange for life assets.At the same time, the host cannot transfer products beyond the technological level of this plane to others for use. 】

[Rule [-], all interpretation rights belong to the system. 】

Joey read these two rules over and over again, and after confirming that he could memorize them back and forth with his eyes closed, he turned the page again, and found that this page recorded his own information.

[Host: Joey]

【Height: 170cm】

【Weight: 60KG】

【Strength: 14.89】

【Intelligence: 2.45】

[Appearance: 5.34]

【Voice: 3.76】

[Physical: 10.37]

【Art: 3.28】

Intelligence 2.45?Joey's expression became strange when he thought about how the system said he had barely passed. How should I put it, he was obviously very angry when he was despised by the system before, but now seeing this number, he feels inexplicably relieved. What's going on? ?

Probably this is a kind of consolation for poor students to find out that everyone's average value is not very good?

Ahem, Joey hastily coughed a few times, and then he found that there was a plus sign next to his name, he subconsciously clicked, and then found that the font gradually disappeared, replaced by a 3D map of his whole body projected in mid-air , and can even be rotated by him. When he clicks on any organ of the body, very detailed information will be displayed, even including the health of his internal organs.

This kind of thing - if the earth can be produced, there will be no need for those expensive medical equipment that can check the physical condition, Joey came up with this idea, he shook his head and stopped thinking about this impossible thing, I continued to turn another page, but found that except for the words [Record of Changes in Life Assets], the rest was completely blank.

no yet?Joey flipped through several pages resolutely, and then made sure that there were really none.

He stared blankly at the help manual in front of him.

Hey, don't you think you've cut it a bit too far for a help manual, asshole!

The help manual lying on the desktop: Not only does it not feel too much, but it is also a little bit of joy, Sao Nian!

Joey took a deep breath and told himself not to be impulsive, not impulsive, not impulsive, and after silently reading important things three times, he was finally able to turn the previous pages calmly.

Then he was shocked to find that there was an extra row of numbers on the last line where he recorded his body information on the fourth page: 【Life: 13:24:45】

In such a short period of time he watched, the last number was still beating and decreasing, Joey subconsciously looked at the clock hanging on the wall on the right: [10:35:16]

Adding up with the life value whose mantissa is constantly decreasing, it is exactly 24 points.

No... wait!Joey's throat was dry as he watched the number decrease second by second, his mind went blank for a moment, and then his desire to survive brought his mind back.

He subconsciously wanted to find the system, but he immediately stopped his actions. No, he always felt that this simplified and a bit too much help manual should explain how he would redeem his survival points. While thinking this way, Joey Looking at these pages over and over again, it can be said that this is the time when he was most serious in the past 18 years

Then his eyes fell on Rule Five, and he hurriedly scanned the system panel floating directly above his line of sight, and saw the word mall.

He held his breath and nodded hopefully.

The panel changed immediately, just like Taobao. The dazzling array of products made people dazzled, but none of these attracted Joey's attention. He only saw the first product——

【Product Name: Lifespan】

[Function introduction: Extend the life of the host (simplified version. Note: 1 life asset can be exchanged for the detailed version)]

[Price: 10 asset value/day or 200$/day]

Barely qualified IQ is not for nothing!Joey puffed out his chest inexplicably, with a strange sense of pride.

Without even thinking about it, Joey clicked on the product directly. At first, he wondered if it would be ineffective if he clicked it, and if he had to go to the bank to exchange cash, but it turned out that the purchase was successful, and then There was an extra line of expenditure records in his passbook, which was exactly the money he spent to buy life. When he turned to the page that recorded his remaining life, he found that the countdown was [-] days longer.

The heart that had been beating extremely fast after seeing the obliteration rules finally calmed down, but then the relaxed expression on Joey's face turned into a bitter face again.

Here comes the question, how should he earn life assets so as not to let himself belch in seventeen days?

[Yo, dear host,] the system voice appeared again, [Is there anything I can do to help you? 】

【Thank you, no, you can shut up now. ] Joey was expressionless.

【All right. ] There was a hint of regret in the system's tone.

It's not that Joey is holding on, it's that he's not sure that this morning will be unscrupulous enough to take all the cash out of his wallet and leave him helpless, alone and weak(?) facing the waiter Will the system set its sights on his lifespan this time?

Yes, under the trend of life crisis, Joey's barely qualified IQ ignited his rare witty idea.

In short, let him study how to make this thing by himself first.

He read rule four several times, muttering the key words in it, "Positive emotions?"

Just when he had an idea and was about to implement it, there was a movement of something moving outside the window, and Joey, who stood up and was about to leave the bedroom, glanced at it by the way.

It was this glance that made his movements stop.

He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, then widened his eyes and glanced at the man standing by the fence several times.

——Male god? !

"Steve?" His mouth reacted faster than his head, and he pronounced the name unconsciously.

Obviously the voice was not loud, but the man seemed to hear it, because he looked up the next second.

Steve was watching the employees of the furniture company help him move the furniture into the house. He planned to do it himself, but the people in the furniture company were very enthusiastic. Captain America, who is not very good at rejecting others, was naturally embarrassed Reject the kindness of others.

Captain America, who had just woken up not long ago, looked at it like this, while thinking about what job he should look for in the future.

After all, it’s not the time of war anymore, he can’t live like he did decades ago, he has to find a job that can support him, and even this house and furniture are sponsored by S.H.I.E.L.D. Accepting the help of S.H.I.E.L.D., Captain America's face is not that thick, and he is not the kind of character who likes to get something for nothing.

Until he seemed to hear someone calling his name, he looked over subconsciously, and then found a person standing at the window facing his direction in the house next door.

"The boy from the breakfast shop?" He was a little surprised.

My male god is actually my neighbor! !

Only this sentence was floating in Joey's mind. It was as if he had been hit by a trap that fell from the sky. He was almost overwhelmed by joy. He only felt dizzy in his head. With a little more stimulation, he suspected that he was going to faint .

"Shi Shi Shi Shi—Steve!" He stammered out his male name again, and found him laughing again.

Steve was sure that his little neighbor didn't know the meaning of being Captain America, and his good eyesight allowed him to clearly see the nervousness and shyness on his little neighbor's face.

But he was obviously very shy, but he still pretended to be calm, but he didn't realize that his behavior of raising his hand vigorously to greet him was a bit silly, which made Steve feel that his little neighbor was a little cute.

This made him couldn't help laughing, and then he raised his hand and waved like a boy.

Ahhhh my male god smiled at me! !He even greeted me! !

Joey felt that he could run downstairs in excitement for several times without resting. It was not until Steve entered the villa and disappeared from his sight that the desire to survive finally pulled back his reason.

System: Wake up, sand sculpture host, don't you want to live?

He seemed to be able to hear the ridicule from the system.

clap clap.Joey raised his hand and slapped himself a few times, telling himself not to be obsessed with beauty. After all, only by saving his life can he continue to approach the male god.

He thought for a while, walked out of his bedroom, stood at the top of the stairs, and affectionately called to Qiao's mother who was watching a dog blood drama:

"mom--"

Mother Qiao was watching the play with a small handkerchief in her hand.

Joey thought about it, and felt that his voice might be too low, so he went down the stairs, sat on the sofa, next to his mother, and continued to call affectionately: "Mom—"

The voice was so sticky that it could make people shudder, "Mom, am I your favorite little baby—"

It was probably the connection between mother and child that made Qiao's mother realize that if she didn't answer, she would not be able to concentrate on the plot. She patted Joey's head. It was like stroking the head of the Corgi dog raised by Uncle Zhang next door. Repeatedly, "Love love love, you are my favorite little baby!"

It can be said to be love without a soul.

When Joey opened the help manual as quickly as possible, he found that there was an extra line of red words in the change record——

[Steve Rogers thinks you are cute, life asset value +5]

Being from the male god must have excited Joey a bit first, although he didn't quite understand why the male god thought he was cute instead of handsome, but whatever, at least the male god had a good impression of him!

Then he found that apart from this one record, there was no new one.

Joey: ...

He closed the help manual and looked up at his mother who was watching a dog blood drama.

Even the neighbor male god I just met contributed the value of his life assets, but Ms. Qiao...

Well, he's desperate for a world of plastic mother-son relationships.

Spicy chicken system, bah!

system:? ? ?