[Comprehensive British and American] Life winners are fake

"To my unknown pen pal:

You should be a very smart person, can you please answer my question on this topic—”

Beside the desk, the black-haired boy lowered his eyes and wrote the content of the reply letter very seriously. After he finished writing, he browsed through it carefully and nodded with satisfaction. This time he deliberately searched for a particularly difficult topic and copied it, and then Fold it well and put it in the book.

He decided to drop it in the mailbox when he got home again.

After finishing all this, I was ready to go to bed after washing up. At this time, the phone rang. Joey looked at the number and found that it was Joe's mother. After he connected, the first thing he heard was not Qiao's mother's voice. , but an unfamiliar growl:

"Why—I'm so good to you—you say why you don't like me—"

Joey: ...

"Mom, are you watching TV again?"

"Yeah, the program this time is very interesting," Qiao's mother first followed her son's words, and after talking for a while, she suddenly realized that what she wanted to talk about was not about this matter, "No, Joey, I want to tell you What's more, your school has a dance this week, and it seems to be a welcome dance?"

"Well, mom, how do you know?"

"I'm your mother, how could I not know," Qiao's mother retorted confidently, "Have you prepared the dress yet?"

Joey: "Ready."

"Get ready for a ball," Joe's mother unceremoniously exposed his plan, "Do you think I don't know, you must wear your usual clothes to participate, don't you, high school graduation is like this, you wear it at the graduation party This T-shirt and trousers are over, you are the one who talks about wanting to fall in love every day, and you are the one who doesn’t take care of yourself all day, tell me that you are like this..."

"..." Joey held his mobile phone and listened to Qiao's mother's thoughts. The luckiest thing for him was that his parents, both in this world and in the past, were tolerant of his liking for men. Attitude, but sometimes being too open-minded is also a headache.

For example, because Qiao's mother often watched that kind of bloody drama, she gave her son such a dare-to-say and dare-to-do behavior with hatred. She always felt that his son was more straight than a straight man. Attitude, even if you meet a good boy, and that boy also likes the same sex, they will only become good friends in the end.

Because her son looks like a straight man of steel, the kind who can't twist his fingers and can only break his teeth.

"If you want to fall in love, you have to prepare the clothes for the welcome party, understand?" With this sentence as the end, after getting a reply from her son, Qiao's mother hung up the phone.

"Actually, he can decide for himself." Father Qiao couldn't help but speak after listening to the chat.

"Then your son was born alone," Qiao's mother replied without thinking, she watched the TV series, and she still didn't forget to complain casually, "If you dare to say that you don't dare to have this kind of character, you must have inherited it. He always talks about wanting to fall in love, and when he really meets someone he likes, he dares not do anything."

Qiao's father was speechless, and a little bit wronged. After all, when he was young, it was indeed Qiao's mother who broke the layer of paper between the two before he pursued him.

On the other end, Joey quietly looked in the direction of Eduardo, and found that his roommate had already gone to bed and seemed to be asleep. It was unlikely that he heard him cowardly listening to Joe's mother's education. He breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed directly. He fell down on the bed, looked at the ceiling, remembered what Qiao's mother said, and puffed up his cheeks a little unconvinced.

He didn't think it was fucking right.

He obviously took the initiative after meeting the type he liked.

Although he has never been to Steve's house so far... Joey took out his mobile phone again, clicked on the special follow on Twitter, looked at his male god's Twitter profile picture happily, and once again posted the other party's so far After reading the content, he let out a sigh of satisfaction.

There will always be opportunities in the future. Joey clicked on the head of the small national flag of country M, and the corners of his lips raised unconsciously. Steve said before that he could teach him some self-defense tactics, but it just happened to be two of them recently. The time has just slipped away.

The weekend is coming soon. Originally, Joey planned to go out with Eduardo and Peter to the clothing store to choose clothes, but when he was about to go out, he received a call directly, and the other party told Joey about three to ten minutes Finally, the things he bought in this store before will be delivered to the school.

Joey:? ?

He put down his phone in a daze, and looked at Peter in blank dismay.

"Maybe your parents bought it for you?" Peter raised the possibility.

Joey could only think of this, but after he got the clothes, he immediately denied the possibility. After all, he was clear about the fucking aesthetics, and their family was an ordinary well-off family, so they would not usually buy these clothes. A kind of clothes beyond the level of consumption, but another person...

The face of his uncle popped up in Joey's mind, and the more he thought about it, the more likely he felt that his guess was very likely, probably because of a tacit understanding, when he was about to call, Tony's call came first.

His voice was still assertive and confident, "Good morning, my dear little nephew, have you received your uncle's gift yet?"

"..." Joey opened his mouth, and finally he couldn't help laughing, "Hey, my dear uncle, how did you know that your nephew needs a dress?"

"secret."

Joey heard the sound of snapping his fingers on the other end of the phone, and he could almost imagine his uncle's smug smile. His voice was low and full of magnetism, with a tone that only his relatives could have, which belonged to Tony Star Ke's tenderness.

"You're handsome, little Joey."

Tony stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, looking at the blue sea outside the window, while raising his hand to straighten the tie around his neck, he laughed softly:

"So I'm looking forward to how you look in this suit. I think you must be the most eye-catching at that time."

Well, of course, he must stand out more as an uncle.

He looked forward to Joey's reaction when he saw him.

……

In addition to clothes, Tony also prepared professional makeup and stylists. They not only provided services for Joey, but also enthusiastically pulled Peter over and pressed him on the chair, not even the air-conditioned Eduardo. Lowering their enthusiasm, they pulled the handsome guy onto a chair despite the chill.

The three boys who don't usually put on much makeup sat on the chairs numbly, feeling the makeup tools smeared on their faces, and some people would pinch their faces from time to time, lamenting that young people have good skin.

Among them, because Joey is the person who their BOSS pays more attention to, Edward is too expressionless to approach, and Peter is probably the one who has been ravaged the most. No one knows that the recently famous Spider-Man is this He pinched his face but couldn't avoid it, and it turned out to be a teary-eyed brown-haired boy.

When the makeup artist finally said that it was over, the sound of two exhalations was particularly obvious, which made them laugh together, and no one noticed that Eduardo's expression with a tense face relaxed a little.

When they opened their eyes and saw themselves in the mirror, they were all stunned by the effect.

Joey's short black hair seemed more messy than usual at first glance, but coupled with his deepened facial features, the whole person looked a little more aggressive than usual, making people no longer judged by his Asian appearance. Consider him a minor.

The hair in front of Edward's forehead was all combed up, revealing a smooth forehead, and the advantages of his facial features were completely released. He who was originally cold-tempered, after matching this hairstyle, made people feel a little afraid to be straight. Look, because those golden eyes seem to be able to see everything inside you.

Peter: ...

"That..." he said weakly, "Why do I look smaller than before?"

Makeup artist and stylist said in unison: "You are cute!"

It's so cute that people can't help kneading and kneading it.

Peter: "...it's not fair!" He looked left at Joey, who looked more handsome than usual, and right at Eduardo, who looked particularly mature and cold, his cheeks were puffed up with anger, and he wanted to protest, "Why is it only me? Different from the two of them?!"

He also wants to look more handsome, and he also wants pretty girls to notice him!

The stylist advised earnestly: "Actually, your look is more attractive to girls."

Peter looked skeptical.

The makeup artist's face was full of sincerity: "Trust us, when girls see the three of you, they definitely prefer to be close to you."

Peter wavered a little.

They blinked and stepped up again: "We can guarantee that there will definitely be more girls around you than the two of them."

"Okay, ok," the kind little spider finally let go, after all, he knew that if he styled it himself, he would just comb his hair back with a lot of hairspray, just like Eduardo , but the effect is definitely not that good, I'm afraid the first thing you smell when you get close to him is the smell of hairspray, he muttered, "I hope so."

In fact, it was true. When the first-year freshmen came to the auditorium one after another, there would always be girls quietly looking at them, but in the end, there were more girls around Peter.

but--

Something seemed wrong about this welcome situation, Peter mused.

He always felt that the eyes these girls looked at him were different from the eyes they looked at Joey and Eduardo, and his excellent eyesight allowed him to clearly see that some girls secretly glanced to the other side even though they were talking to him .

Joey and Eduardo were talking, and both of them held cups of drinks in their hands—after all, country M’s alcohol prohibition stipulates that people under the age of 21 cannot drink alcohol—because Eduardo is taller than Joey, So he looked at Joey with slightly lowered eyes.

Maybe it was the projection under the light, his eyes didn't look as cold as usual, especially when he focused on Joey and listened quietly to him, he looked surprisingly gentle.

It's just that the girls' remaining rationality let them know that this is just an illusion. Eduardo still has that indifferent personality, so even though Eduardo and Joey are more handsome than usual, they don't want to bother them. , for them, the lovely and kind-hearted Peter has more hope of becoming their boyfriend.

About half an hour later, all the freshmen arrived in the auditorium, and everyone gathered randomly into small groups. It was not until the school leaders walked up to the high platform in front that their voices became quieter, but they were still a bit noisy. .

In the beginning, the principal spoke. Because this was a welcome dance for the students, the atmosphere in the auditorium was very relaxed. The principal's rather humorous language made the auditorium burst into uncontrollable laughter from time to time.

Joey was listening, and occasionally whispered to his friends, until he felt the phone vibrate. After taking it out, he just wanted to take a look and put it down, but when he saw that the text message was sent by Shi Changed note after tiff:

[Steve: Are you free now? ]

Because it is not necessary for the leader to speak at the scene, students will go out to breathe from time to time during the process, so Joey quickly replied, [Of course. ]

Not long after he replied to the text message, he received a call from Steve.

He connected, and Steve's voice came from the phone. The voice changed slightly because of the current, but it was still very pleasant: "Good evening, Joe."

"Good evening." When Joey said this, a smile was already on his face.

"I heard someone talking on your side," Steve said, "Isn't it time for me to call?"

"No, this time is pretty good," Joey said, turning around and walking out of the auditorium, "But Steve, did you call to do something?" When he said this, Joey's heart beat There was a slight speed up, and it seemed that there was some untraceable expectation somewhere in the bottom of my heart.

"I heard there will be a welcome dance at your school today, isn't it?"

"Correct."

When Joey walked out of the auditorium, the voice inside was blocked by the door, and Steve's voice became much clearer, "Steve, will you appear?"

"No, of course not," Steve was amused by his words, he chuckled, "I'm not that young anymore, this is your time for young people, I just want to say—"

"Wow—"

"Ahhhh-"

The sudden scream directly penetrated the closed auditorium door, even covering Steve's words.

Joey couldn't help turning his head, because the voice was getting louder and louder. From Joey's perspective, he could only see someone appearing on the auditorium stage through the gap between the windows covered by the curtain.

Because he wanted to hear what Steve was going to say, Joey walked outside again, but did not turn around and return to the auditorium.

Time rewinds to 3 minutes ago.

The principal's speech was not long. After the end, he did not go down immediately, but smiled and said to the freshmen: "I think today must be the most unforgettable day in your four years of university. At this moment, As your first month of school draws to a close, there will be someone who you never expected—”

"he is the one--"

The sound of mechanical roaring sounded at the top of the auditorium. All the freshmen looked up subconsciously, and opened their eyes wide when they found the golden-red armor. Under everyone's eyes, he fell from the sky, and no one could Ignore him, he doesn't need any cool moves, as long as he is here, as long as he comes, it is enough to attract everyone's attention.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

Everyone couldn't help screaming at this moment.

Who could ignore him, who could resist his charms?

nobody.

The screams that shook the auditorium were the best way to greet him, and he took a step forward, opening his arms to them.

At this moment, everyone waited with bated breath.

Until the arrogance and self-confidence that cannot be concealed even if it is covered by armor, along with the deep voice sounded in this auditorium:

"I'm Iron Man."