a row of egrets

"Little Lulu, how am I doing?!" Zhou Yue rubbed his hands together, as if he felt joy after his impassioned lines just now, and his face began to glow red, "I've watched so many news broadcasts in vain, This difficult social word has finally been extracted."

Let me refine it for you too, maybe I can finally extract a diamond-encrusted statue of Peppa Pig from your head?

"Zhou Yue." Lu Zhan smiled kindly, "Let's see when you have time to go for a paternity test with your dad?"

Zhou Yue was stunned for a moment in doubt, and then suddenly realized: "Really! You also know that my dad is fake and exaggerated, and he doesn't care about communicating with others, he just knows how to brag about each other. I often think how can I be him As for my son, I am so diligent, sincere, and down-to-earth."

Now Lu Zhan really wants to cover his head with the takeaway plastic bag and cover him to death, which can be regarded as a good deed for the old Zhou family.

"Don't say a few words..." Lu Zhan rubbed the center of his brows, "If you dare to open your mouth in front of Dr. Xiao, I'll give your father a sum of the money you lost on those old antiques recently."

……

"Come on, Lu Zhan, you eat this. I fell on the ground just now, and I think it just stirred up the soup and rice inside. It's a wonderful workmanship. You eat, come, you eat."

Lu Zhan ate his meal numbly, and asked casually, "Do you think Dr. Xiao looks gay?"

With a bang, Zhou Yue fell off the chair smoothly as if oil had been applied to the bottom of his buttocks.

"What's the matter, are you?" Lu Zhan saw Zhou Yue fumbled to get up, very similar to the kind of unconsciousness when someone opened the cabinet door suddenly without preparation.

"Don't dare to talk nonsense, don't dare to talk nonsense..." Zhou Yue snatched the spoon from Lu Zhan's hand, scooped up the soup and rice, and stuffed it into Lu Zhan's mouth one spoon after another, vowing to gag him to the death "Although the society is now open, and the thinking of our young people is becoming more and more progressive, sexual orientation should not be spread rumors, it is too disrespectful, too disrespectful..."

Lu Zhan let the soup flow from his stuffed mouth, and looked at Zhou Yue who was talking nonchalantly, wondering if he had bought some dishonest antique and was possessed by the ghost inside?

Should I ask a shaman to exorcise me?

Ah, Mundan, Mundan, sheets, sheets.

"Oh, look at you, chew it. Anyway, the soup is all hung up." Zhou Yue reached out and pulled two paper towels to Lu Zhan's mouth, and suddenly spoke earnestly like an old father, "Lu Zhan, no I said you, you see that Dr. Xiao is so clean and innocent, why don't you just forget about it?"

Where did this mentally handicapped old father come from?

Is he clean and innocent?Do you know what he did?

He fucked me!

Lu Zhan wiped his mouth: "How many times have you seen him? Why do you speak for him like this?"

Zhou Yue poked the straw into the yogurt and handed it to Lu Zhan, and laughed dryly: "Haha, that...his grandfather is my dad's university teacher...and the nurse just told me that Dr. Xiao is the grandson of the vice president... ..."

Lu Zhan almost forgot that Zhou Yue’s father, as an excellent medical student, started a business directly after graduating from a medical university. This matter is still often mentioned, because Zhou Yue’s father said: studying medicine can’t save Chinese people .

But obviously, doing business can't save the Chinese people. If you don't look far away, you can see his son.

Lu Zhan nodded, "Okay, fate can't stop it when it comes, and one day he won't be the slightest bit surprised if he is told that Xiao Yibai is his own younger brother.

It's exaggerated, it's not possible, it's hard enough to be gay in this society, if you add incest, he can splash his blood on his ancestors' graves.

"So... let's not provoke him if we can. We must be polite. If possible, we'd better add some respect to it."

Lu Zhan took a sip of yogurt and looked up at him: "Then did you do it?"

"Obviously it did!" Zhou Yue was so excited that he almost bit off the straw in his own mouth, "Look at my decent appearance just now, if my dad knows, he will praise me for giving him a long face."

No, your father should be so angry that you fainted on the spot and was directly pushed into the emergency room. While receiving emergency treatment, he called a private lawyer to ask him to change his will without leaving you a penny.

There was another chatter in the corridor, and the group of people from Lijing pushed and squeezed in. Probably the two things on everyone's faces were walnuts, and they knocked down the flower baskets as soon as they entered the door.

All members of the brain-dead vanguard: Friends of Lu Zhan.

"Who sent it? This is it." Li Jing helped the flower basket meaningfully, only picked up a small yellow flower, thought for a while and inserted it back, and walked over the wreckage to the hospital bed.

"Why are you so idle all day long? You don't have a home when you run to me? Don't your parents love you?"

Lu Zhan looked at them suspiciously. Although Li Jing was the only one among them who started working, why didn't the other college students study or do their homework?Does the teacher care?Won't the counselor ask you to chat alone?Will the team members not rush?

"Nothing is as important as Comrade Xiao Lu." Mo Ziyi threw something over, and Lu Zhan quickly reached out to pick it up.

Did not continue.

It hit Zhou Yue on the face.

"Don't get excited, don't get excited." Li Jing rushed over and covered Zhou Yue's mouth, "This is a hospital, keep quiet, be good."

Before Zhou Yue got excited, his mouth was tightly covered. He was so wronged that he was like a pig waiting to be slaughtered, and his eyes were wet.

Oh tears, tears are my experience, the taste of growing up.

Lu Zhan picked up the orange that Mo Ziyi threw over from the bed, and looked at Zhou Yue with a wrinkled face: "Oh, such a big orange, how painful it is for you."

"There is more." Zhang Ran threw another pile of something over his head and face, and Lu Zhan reached out to catch it more quickly this time.

It didn't continue.

Hit that bad leg.

It turned out that it wasn't the speed of my hand reaching, it was my friends who went out with walnuts in their eyes, couldn't see when walking, and couldn't aim when throwing things.

Fortunately, it was just a bunch of small snacks, the quality was not heavy, and it didn't shock Lu Zhan's wound.