a row of egrets

"You guys know each other?" Xiao Yibai put the medicine away and asked indifferently.

"Oh, ex-girlfriend." Lu Zhan replied without thinking about it, probably because he had quarreled just now.

silence.

Silent is the mayor of Nanjing this morning, Jiang Daqiao.

Lu Zhan didn't even dare to look at Xiao Yibai anymore. Although it is not unusual to have an ex-girlfriend, but now he is chasing Xiao Yibai happily, but the ex-girlfriend came to hook up with Xiao Yibai and even scolded him in the ward. These things are unbelievable no matter what you say. Book can't believe it.

Besides, having such an ex-girlfriend is magical enough in itself.

wrong.

Lu Zhan suddenly looked up at Xiao Yibai. He couldn't believe that Xiao Yibai didn't hear the conversation between him and Tang Mengwei outside the door just now. What's wrong with being GAY? I've been in love with GAY, and I haven't even kissed me before. The two of them The voice was like a fighting cock, and the whole floor could possibly hear it.

Then why did Dr. Xiao ask?

He is pretending to be pure!

Got caught by me!

"Didn't Doctor Xiao hear you just now?" Lu Zhan asked, staring at Xiao Yibai's calm eyes.

"I heard."

"Then you still ask?"

"Can't you?"

"..."

Lu Zhan bit his lip tightly.

OK!There's nothing wrong with it!What are you talking about!As long as you open your mouth, I will obey you!

"Doctor Xiao, I have a request."

"What request."

"I want……"

"..." Xiao Yibai looked at him indifferently.

Lu Zhan: "...Go out and wash your hair."

I don't want to be insulted by you anymore!I now!immediately!immediately!Shampoo! right now!

"Up to you." Xiao Yibai glanced at him, turned around and left the ward.

Lu Zhan picked up his phone and called Zhou Yue.

Lu Zhan: "What are you doing?"

Zhou Yue: "I'm not doing it."

Lu Zhan: "???"

He took down his cell phone and glanced at the name, it was correct, it was Zhou Yue.

Lu Zhan: "Did you watch too many movies recently, why do you just open your mouth with obscene words?"

Zhou Yue: "Li Jing taught me."

Why is this people's policeman so tireless in teaching people? Why don't he just get a teacher qualification certificate and teach?Or open an online class, the name is "Uncle Policeman Teach You to Speak Pornographic".

Lu Zhan frowned sadly: "Can you stop learning blindly from him every day, and you will learn badly."

Zhou Yue: "You didn't teach me well, I learned 80.00% of my swear words from you."

sorry!brother!It's my fault for being friends!Did not give you a positive impact on life!blame me!From now on, if your dad wants to beat you and scold you, let him come at me!

Lu Zhan: "Are you free now?"

Zhou Yue: "I'm free, I'm in class, so I'm free."

Lu Zhan: "..."

You still answer the phone in class, are you in physical education class?

Lu Zhan was hesitant to ask Mo Ziyi and the others to take him to wash his hair. After all, Zhou Yue rarely went to class, and he didn't want to destroy his once-in-a-century enthusiasm for learning.

Who knew that before he had time to say anything, there was a rustle on Zhou Yue's side, and then the following conversation came.

Zhou Yue: "Mr. Chen, my house is on fire, and my dad asked me to go back and have a look."

Teacher: "...my surname is He."

Zhou Yue: "Oh, sorry, Mr. He, I got confused. I thought this class was Mr. Chen's Finance."

Teacher: "...this class is finance."

Zhou Yue, shut up the fuck.

Zhou Yue: "Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Chen, I'm not in a good mood today."

When are you in good spirits?

Teacher: "...I am Teacher He."

Zhou Yue: "Oh, sorry..."

Teacher: "...your house is on fire, please leave quickly."

……

Zhou Yue: "Lu Zhan, my get out of class is over, what do you want?"

Lu Zhan: "..."

I'm fine, I'm afraid I'll ask you to take me to wash my hair with your IQ, and you took me to auto repair.

Lu Zhan: "You come to the hospital."

Zhou Yue: "Okay, wait for me to think about what car I'm driving today."

Lu Zhan: "...you can tell by looking at your car keys."

Zhou Yue: "Yeah...hey, where are my car keys?"

……

I'll wait for you to pick me up and wash my hair, probably until the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics, right?

About an hour later, Zhou Yue finally came to Lu Zhan's ward after finishing the journey of about 10 minutes.

"It's so early, I thought I'd have to wait a week." Lu Zhan threw away the apple core in his hand and stretched.

Zhou Yue carefully avoided the flower basket and came to Lu Zhan's bed: "What are you doing?"

Lu Zhan glanced at him leisurely: "No."

"..."

I'm sorry, I admit that I'm no better than Li Jing, Zhou Yue, please stop contacting us in the future!

"Take me to wash my hair." Lu Zhan pointed to the wheelchair, "I have to wash my hair today."

Zhou Yue helped him push the wheelchair over, helped him to sit on it, took a coat and put it on, then pushed it hard as if he had been drugged, and couldn't stop the car when he reached the door, knocking down the flower basket like a bowling ball pile.

Lu Zhan was good at protecting his legs, he had no energy to curse, he was really tired.

In the corridor, I happened to meet Xiao Yibai who was talking to the nurse with the materials, Zhou Yue waved his hand: "Good morning, Doctor Xiao!"

...It's almost noon, okay?

Xiao Yibai raised his head, glanced at Lu Zhan who was sitting in a wheelchair with no love in his life, then looked at Zhou Yue, and nodded: "Yes."

Zhou Yue may have become addicted to politeness recently, so he didn't hurry to leave after saying hello, but continued to talk: "Doctor Xiao, you..."

"Say a few words less." Lu Zhan gritted his teeth and forced a smile at him, "Is it okay to chatter after I come back from washing my hair?"

"Then Doctor Xiao, let's go first."

After Zhou Yue finished speaking, there was another burst of pushing, which made Lu Zhan's eyes darken. Just as he was about to reach out and wave goodbye to Xiao Yibai, the wheelchair passed by quickly, and his outstretched hand happened to pat Xiao Yibai's thigh. superior.

The atmosphere was quiet for a while, but Zhou Yue braked very flexibly this time. He stopped and asked Lu Zhan, "Why are you beating Dr. Xiao?"

"I didn't..." Lu Zhan held his forehead, "I just want...forget it, let's go."

The wheelchair started to roll again, Lu Zhan turned his head, just in time to meet Xiao Yibai's eyes, the two just looked at each other for a second.

This second is really quiet, at this moment, it seems that people passing by around have stopped, the whole corridor is black and white, only Xiao Yibai has vivid colors.

Lu Zhan turned his head, his heartbeat slowly accelerated, he didn't really want to wash his hair now, he just kept looking at Xiao Yibai quietly.

Forget it, the hair is so oily, it's too unsightly, let's wash it.