a row of egrets

Lu Zhan sat in the car for a while and called Li Jing at the risk of being blocked.

Li Jing: "Is there something wrong?"

Lu Zhan: "My good friend, where are you?"

Li Jing: "At home."

Lu Zhan: "Can I come?"

Li Jing: "I can't."

Lu Zhan was very disturbed. Li Jing usually talked to fuck your mother and my mother, but now he didn't have a single dirty word, which proved that he was really in a bad mood.

Lu Zhan: "Li Jing...you can't treat me like this, I'm an outsider and I don't know anything, you can't take your anger out on me, how wronged I am...I feel really uncomfortable..."

As he spoke, he began to pretend to cry, sounding pitiful.

Li Jing: "...Okay, come if you want, and bring me a bowl of wontons."

Lu Zhan: "Okay, now!"

"..."

The door was slammed, and Li Jing opened the door and cursed: "You fucking want me to be reported by the neighbors, don't you?!"

Compared with Lu Zhan's knocking on the door, Li Jing's scolding should be more likely to be reported.

Lu Zhan stood at the door with a smile: "Officer Li, your supper will be delivered!"

Li Jing pulled the wonton and closed the door with his hand: "Thank you, you can go."

"Don't, don't!" Lu Zhan pushed the door hard, looking at Li Jing anxiously, "Just let me go in and sit down..."

Li Jing glanced at him, turned around and went to the living room, Lu Zhan slid in and quickly changed his shoes.

"Did you fucking crawl here?! Look at the spilled soup, how can I eat it?!"

Li Jing was really irritable, and Lu Zhan felt that he was facing a menopausal woman now.

"Stir, stir, stir." Lu Zhan comforted in a good voice, "Eat quickly, if you don't eat any more, you will get bloated, and it won't taste good."

Li Jing didn't speak, but buried himself in eating wontons, while SpongeBob SquarePants was playing on the TV.

"Do you have needlework at home?" Lu Zhan asked suddenly.

"What are you doing, your crotch was ripped when you crawled over?" Li Jing raised his head expressionlessly and asked him.

"That's not true." Lu Zhan swallowed, his eyes flickering, "My mouth is itchy, I really want to ask questions, I am very curious, but I am afraid of death, so I want to sew it up."

Li Jing slammed down the spoon: "Wait, I'll get the knife and chop it up to save the trouble of sewing."

Lu Zhan rushed over and grabbed his arm, crying, "Officer Li! Calm down! You will be sentenced for hurting innocent citizens like this!"

Li Jing looked at him coldly: "Even if I am implicated by Jiuzu, I will kill you, little bastard."

Lu Zhan handed the spoon to him: "You eat, you eat, you eat, let's watch cartoons for a while, look at that Pai Daxing, so cute."

Li Jing looked up at the TV screen and said, "Then it's Boss Crab."

"..."

After Li Jing finished eating the wontons, he packed up the packing box and threw it into the trash can, then leaned on the sofa and looked at Lu Zhan motionlessly.

Lu Zhan's eyes flickered back and forth, and finally couldn't help asking him: "What are you looking at me for, am I so handsome today?"

"Why don't you get out?"

"...I'm waiting for you to tell me something I'm very eager to know." Lu Zhan touched his nose, feeling a little ashamed of his gossip.

At the same time, I admire my courage.

Li Jing still looked at Lu Zhan motionlessly. After he became a criminal policeman, his whole body was more social than before. Lu Zhan suspected that he would pick up the trash can and put it on his head in the next second.

"How about it, do you think I look a bit like my brother?" Lu Zhan asked him.

Lu Zhan, you are so fucking awesome!He dared to bring up Lu Yu in front of Li Jing, what a brave boy!A role model for children!The pillars of the motherland!

"It's quite similar." Li Jing sneered, "Why don't you take the rest of the beating for him?"

Lu Zhan's butt moved half a meter to the other side: "Ah... who is Lu Yu? I don't know him."

Mentioned Lu Yu again, ah, really amazing.

"What exactly do you want to ask? Hurry up and leave, I'm going to watch TV!" Li Jing was very impatient.

Lu Zhan's heart jumped up immediately, his brain pondered for a while, and he realized that he wanted to ask this and that, and his brain was bursting with so many questions, all of them raised their hands and shouted, "Teacher Lu!" Choose me, choose me! I have a dream, you choose me, Mr. Lu! It’s worth investing in shares!"

So he picked a fresh question that fits the most hot topics: "Why did you hit my brother today?"

"Because he deserves a beating."

"...can you elaborate on it?"

"No."

"Okay, next question, did you have a festival with my brother before?"

"Have."

"Can you show..."

"No."

"Okay, next question, is it my brother's fault or yours?"

Li Jing paused for a moment before answering: "It's all wrong."

"Okay, next question..."

"Are you endless?"

Lu Zhan was stunned, stood up from the sofa, pointed at Li Jing and yelled: "Li Jing, I have been asking you for a long time, do you think I have asked some shit?! You are so fierce! I Just ask you why you are so fierce towards me! I don’t know anything about it. Seeing that you two are fighting today, can I not ask?! Why are you so impersonal? I, Lu Zhan, are in your heart. Is Lu Yu a good-for-nothing so you don’t want to see him?”

He immediately confessed in his heart after scolding: I'm sorry brother, the situation is urgent, I can only draw a clear line with you first, don't blame me, I'm all here to find out the truth of the matter as soon as possible and help you resolve conflicts, I The risk is also great.

Li Jing did not speak, lit a cigarette, and after two puffs, he said: "It's been so many years, don't mention it again."

"Okay, I don't care what happened to you before, but what's going on with you two now? You said don't mention it again, so why are you still doing this because of this incident?"

"I said don't bring it up again, because this matter has never passed in my mind. It's fine if it hasn't passed, but he insisted on appearing in front of me. He didn't ask for it Why don't you ask him why he can't let me go?"

Lu Zhan was at a loss for words for a while, and after thinking for a while, it seemed that Lu Yu had indeed appeared on his own initiative, while Li Jing had been avoiding it all the time.

Ah, why the relationship between the two men is so complicated, the family dramas I have watched are no longer available, I am really anxious.

Lu Zhan didn't ask any more questions, and watched SpongeBob SquarePants with Li Jing for more than two hours.

It made Lu Zhan want to catch jellyfish...

Just as he was about to fall asleep to the cheerful voice of SpongeBob SquarePants, the phone rang.

Lu Zhan immediately answered the phone: "Xiao—"

Li Jing turned to look at him.

Lu Zhan's eyes widened suddenly, and his tone changed: "Little friend? You haven't slept yet, what's the matter? Want to see brother? Brother will come right away, just wait."

He hung up the phone and smiled at Li Jing: "A kid from a relative said he missed me, I'll go and see now."

Li Jing looked at his pale smile and narrowed his eyes: "Don't you hate children the most?"

"No, no, this kid is the cutest kid in the world. He is my baby. He is different from others." Lu Zhan picked up the car key and stood up. "Farewell, I wish you good health and success in your work."

"..."