a row of egrets

358.

After sleeping until dawn, Li Jing felt that this was the best sleep he had in these years.

then……

The sound of the door being opened came from downstairs, and Lu Zhan's crisp little voice wailed: "Li! Jing! Have you woken up yet?"

Li Jing opened his eyes, and three seconds later he said "Damn!"

There is someone sleeping next to him!

This man is Lu Zhan's brother!

Lu Yu also woke up, frowning at him.

Li Jing pushed him desperately: "Look and see! What a ghost! Your brother is here!"

"How did he get in?"

"He has the key to my house! Damn, don't lie down and get up and hide!" Li Jing got up in a panic to get his clothes, and turned around to scold Lu Yu while putting on the clothes, "Did you fucking hear that?! Hurry up and get up!" ! Are you glued to the bed, please move!"

Lu Yu lay on the bed and rested his head on his hands: "Why do I feel like I'm sweeping pornography?"

"Isn't this fucking anti-pornography!" Li Jing rushed to lock the door before Lu Zhan went upstairs, turned his head and gritted his teeth to look at Lu Yu who was grinning, "Lu Yu, you are so fucking good, watching a show Right? Lu Zhan found out that we both have to finish playing!"

He picked up the pajamas and threw it on Lu Yu's head: "Hurry up and get dressed!"

359.

"Li Jing, is there someone in your room?"

Lu Zhan did not know when he was already outside the door, and happened to hear Li Jing's words "Hurry up and get dressed" that Li Jing didn't control the volume.

"No one!" Li Jing almost gritted his teeth.

"There must be someone! I heard you! You still make people get dressed quickly! You lock the door behind you! My god, Li Jing, you actually..." Lu Zhan, a pure junior high school student, received a strong impact on his three views.

"Don't fucking howl!" Li Jing stared at Lu Yu who was sitting on the bed and slowly getting dressed, "It's my girlfriend! Go downstairs quickly, and I'll come out after I pack up."

Li Jing and Lu Yu could hear Lu Zhan's gasping voice clearly through the door.

"Hi sister-in-law! I'm going downstairs right now, sister-in-law. Don't be shy! I didn't hear anything!" Lu Zhan's howling sounded from the door to the living room downstairs.

"My cousin has become a sister-in-law, are you happy, Lu Yu?" Li Jing pointed at him, "You stay in my room, dare to speak out, I will die with you today!"

Lu Yu smiled and lay back on the bed: "Okay baby."

"..." Li Jing opened the door and went downstairs.

360.

Lu Zhan sat on the sofa with a look of thunder.

"Don't look at me like that, can you?" Li Jing stretched out his hand and scratched his chicken coop, "Is it unusual to fall in love?"

"You told me last time that you don't have a girlfriend!" Lu Zhan glared at him, "Did you lie to me then?!"

"I'm not lying to you, there really wasn't one at that time." Li Jing sat on the sofa, "The one upstairs was only together not long ago."

"We were together not long ago, and then you two fell asleep?!" Lu Zhan looked contemptuous, "Are you trying to trick people with sweet words?"

"Damn you, why do you speak so badly?!" Li Jing stretched out his hand and pulled Lu Zhan's face, "Do I understand your feelings? What dirty thoughts do you have every day?"

Lu Zhan looked around the living room: "When I just came in, I wondered if your house had been burglarized. You see, the sofa has been pushed into a mess, and there is a broken vase on the ground..." He said incredulously Covering your mouth, "Are you two so intense? Can you bear it? Will it be too much?"

He turned his head and saw clearly the hickey marks on Li Jinglu's neck and collarbone outside the loose T-shirt, showing an even more shocked expression: "Look at those... mine on your neck! God! Oh! It's really embarrassing! Enter the eye!"

Li Jing was so angry with Lu Zhan that the blood rushed to his brain early in the morning, and he couldn't say a word, so he could only stare at him.

Just as Lu Zhan was about to continue speaking impassionedly, his cell phone rang.

He pressed the speakerphone habitually: "Hello, brother."

Li Jing almost fell off the sofa.

Lu Yu is fucking crazy, right? !

361.

"Where is it?" Lu Yu's tone was soft.

"At Li Jing's house, what's the matter?"

"What are other people's houses doing early in the morning? Hurry up and go home. I'll go to your house later. Your father called me yesterday and asked me to supervise your test papers."

"Oh fine……"

Lu Zhan hung up the phone listlessly: "Why am I so miserable..."

Li Jing almost crushed his thigh, the one who suffers the most is me, okay? !

362.

After forcing a few words with Lu Zhan about his girlfriend, the child finally left. Before leaving, he told Li Jing to take good care of girls, remember safe sex, don't indulge in excessive sex, and don't make too much noise. So as not to cause disturbance to the people balabala...

He was slapped on the back by Li Jing and kicked out the door.

Li Jing turned and went upstairs, opened the door, and sat on Lu Yu who was laughing: "It's exciting, isn't it? It's really fun, isn't it?"

Lu Yu smiled and nodded: "Otherwise? I won't call, maybe Lu Zhan hasn't left yet."

Li Jing was silent for a while: "Your brother thought the scene downstairs was the scene of our passion."

Lu Yu stretched his hand into the hem of Li Jing's clothes: "It's very inspiring, you can try it."

Li Jing grabbed Lu Yu's restless hand: "Why are you so obscene? Lu Zhan learned all the dirty knowledge from you, right?"

Lu Yu nodded: "Yes, I will teach him how to order when I go to his house later."

Li Jing patted him on the waist: "Then get up and wash up quickly, then go to Lu Zhan's house to give him a good lesson, tell him not to think too straight of his brothers, the one in the room may not be his sister-in-law, it may be his cousin. "

363.

Li Jing glared at Lu Yu while brushing his teeth, he didn't expect Lu Yu to look like a gentleman, but he bit himself so hard on the bed, he didn't even know how to cover up those hickey marks in this fucking summer.

Lu Yu leaned against the door after washing up: "I forgot to put my clothes in the washing machine yesterday."

"You can't wear it for another day?" Li Jing wiped his face, "Aren't your clothes always clean?"

"That's not okay, I have a cleanliness in this area, and I don't wear overnight clothes."

Li Jing exploded: "What do you want?! If you hadn't pushed me down on the bed after taking a shower yesterday, I wouldn't have forgotten about washing clothes!"

"Lend me your clothes." Lu Yu smoothed Shun Lijing's hair, "Anyway, the styles are similar, and Lu Zhan can't tell."

Li Jing gritted his teeth and finished wiping his face, threw the towel on Lu Yu's shoulder, and angrily went to the closet to find clothes for him.

364.

Lu Yu stood outside the door wearing Li Jing's clothes cleanly, and kissed Li Jing's face: "Remember to wash my clothes for me, I'll come get them when I'm free."

"Don't wash it! I just throw it away!"

"It's okay, but I still want to come to your house."

"Shameless! Get out!"

"Why do you turn your face after sleeping?"

"Lu Yu! Can you be more subtle in your wording?!"

"Okay, how do you finish..."

Li Jing covered his mouth with his hand and pushed him down the steps: "Don't fucking talk about it, hurry up and go, Lu Zhan should be in a hurry."

Lu Yu waved to him with a smile, turned and left.

Li Jing turned around and entered the room, and threw the clothes of the two into the washing machine.

"Oh shit!"

365.

Lu Zhan sat at his desk and wandered into space.

Lu Yu tapped his head with a pen: "If you go off like this again, your dad should give me a gun next time."

"You can kill me with one shot, anyway, I don't want to live anymore." Lu Zhan sighed, "Adults will never be satisfied, and the weak me will only be driven to a dead end step by step."

"..." Lu Yu felt that his brother seemed to have some mental problems today.

"What stimulated you?"

Lu Zhan finally seized an opportunity to talk about something unrelated to study, and he immediately cheered up: "I went to Li Jing's house this morning, ah, guess what I saw!"

Lu Yu asked knowingly, "What?"

"He has a beautiful woman lying on the bed!"

"..." Lu Yu felt that his younger brother's ability to add fuel to the mouth and tell lies was really innate.

"Did you see clearly?" Lu Yu asked him while restraining the twitching corners of his mouth.

"See clearly! Long hair, long legs, wearing lace pajamas, Li Jing was not dressed when I went."

This fucking really looks like a scene of anti-pornography.

Lu Yu asked slowly: "How many TV dramas have you watched about cheating and catching mistresses?"

"Really!" Lu Zhan backed down, "Even if I didn't see the beauty on Li Jing's bed with my own eyes, but brother, do you know that Li Jing's living room, tsk tsk tsk, is a mess. I guess they both had a bad time last night, no wonder today Li Jing His face is so weird, it looks like he hasn't rested."

Lu Yu reached out and touched Lu Zhan's head: "You are only in the third grade of junior high school, where did you learn these ideas?"

"The great Internet." Lu Zhan raised his head.

"Then you can see the great pistol today." Lu Yu turned his head and shouted outside the study, "Uncle, Lu Zhan..."

Lu Zhan jumped up and covered his brother's mouth: "I'm wrong brother! I'll just write the test paper, I won't talk nonsense!"

366.

After listening to the principal's speech on Monday morning, Lu Yu and Li Jing walked into the class together.

"You know, I went to Lu Zhan's house to supervise him to do the test papers later that day, and he told me that he saw a beautiful woman on your bed in the morning, with long hair, long legs, and wearing lace pajamas." Lu Yu talked to Li in the crowd with a normal expression. Jing repeated Lu Zhan's words.

Li Jing panicked: "What?! Did Lu Zhan see it? In fact, it's true, Lu Yu, I'm sorry for you. After thinking about it, I still love beautiful women more. Lu Zhan didn't talk nonsense, I betrayed you. "

"..." Lu Yu felt that he was caught between Lu Zhan and Li Jing, and sooner or later he would be driven crazy by them.

"But..." Li Jing narrowly glanced at Lu Yu, "You can try."

"try what?"

"I'll buy you a wig and lace pajamas. You have long legs. You already have two of them. Let's satisfy your brother's imagination. Let's perform it for him on the spot."

"The last time you fell asleep, I took a sneak shot of you with my mobile phone. Before you give Lu Zhan a live performance, you will see your photo on the bulletin board."

So under the watchful eyes of everyone, the little ruffian Li Jing grabbed the hand of Lu Yu, the first grader, and shouted: "Lu Yu! You are crazy! Take out your phone! How many times have I told you not to download pornographic videos? Do not listen?!"

In the eyes of the students around him, Lu Yu replied lightly: "I think you and I downloaded the hero."

Fuck!