[Comprehensive] The heroine brings disaster to the country and the people

The ancient moonlight shines on the troubled times of the Warring States Period. I stand on the mountain overlooking Xinghuo Village, with dozens of brothers behind me.The strong west wind blows my black hair flying wantonly, and its peerless beauty makes everyone around me dumbfounded.

I put my fingers together and whistled loudly, and then I held up my saber and said loudly, "Brothers, let's fight for Lao Tzu! Break through the defense of this village! Women and food are ours!"

The thieves made a sound of "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhBut when I got to the gate of the village, I found that there were already dead bodies all over the place, and it seemed that someone had boarded it first.

"What the hell is going on here?" I scolded, "Ichiro Erlang, go and have a look."

Not long after, two of my subordinates came back to report the situation, but their eyes were a little wandering: "Report to the boss, it's the ghost spiders..."

Before their words fell, I walked in angrily with a knife in my hand.

Everyone looked at each other...

It has been three full years since I came to this world, and unfortunately I became a bandit leader... I haven't seen the real protagonists, but I have dealt with other people a lot.Man Gu, the leader of the seven-man team, was always forthright, and he didn't know them at all.And the ghost spider... is purely an old enemy.

【Memories】

The first time we met was almost the same as now, except that I robbed his prey that time, and I was enjoying a pile of silverware inside, when I suddenly heard a burst of classic Chinese curses from outside, I hooked uncomfortably He hooked his lips, raised his knife and went out.

"It's those bastards who dare to snatch my prey! Do you want to be burned to death by my uncle?!"

The arrogant words fell into my ears, and I saw a group of bandits standing at the entrance of the village that I had never seen before, but after thinking about it, I knew what was going on.The person in the lead has long black hair, and his appearance is quite desirable, but his ferocious expression kills all possibilities.

The system reminded me that this is Naraku's predecessor, Ghost Spider.

I raised the brim of my hat slightly with the handle of the knife, and then a smile cracked on the corner of my mouth, "Which one of me dared to curse at my aunt's door at the time, it turned out to be you, a stinky spider-seeing is better than hearing a hundred times, as expected..."

The ghost spider was stunned at first when it saw me, probably intimidated by my appearance.In the Warring States period, there were no skin care products, so except for the princess who was really raised in a deep boudoir, the appearance of ordinary girls... can only be said to be justsoso.

What?You say justsoso is Chinglish?Wait, wasn't the word Chinglish invented by my English teacher when I was a child?

- off topic.

I reached out and tossed the monk's hat out, then smiled at him.The hat fluttered down in the wind, and I rushed up with the knife at this moment.He belatedly drew his knife to stop him, but I still scratched his face.

"Sure enough—" I licked the blood off the knife, the corners of my lips curled up in an intoxicating arc, and I continued with the previous words, "That's all."

At this time, the monk's hat slowly fell to the ground.

"Hahahaha Black Featherthorn?" It seemed that he had heard my name before, and then he looked up to the sky and laughed, "You are much hotter than the rumors say." Now, the corners of his mouth are curved wildly and recklessly, and the knife has been raised vertically and horizontally, "I like you so hot."

"If you really like it, I will show you something." I held his big knife with my backhand, and the shadows of day and night passed by my eyes one by one, and then were cut by the sharp eyes, "—how about going to die?"

I in this world love blood and whining, and the system has almost turned me into a female bandit through and through.Chaotic desire conquers reason, wildness and passion go hand in hand, when I was fighting with the ghost spider and slashing openly, the pain from the blade slicing across my muscles almost made my body react...yes, that is as you think.

This battle turned out to be fruitless, we had similar strength and skills, and in the end, in order to avoid greater casualties, we had to take a step back, but the beam was also settled.

Afterwards, with the expansion of power, he and I joined hands to clear out all the bandits in this area at first, and then... after all, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, so the last sentence cough... just pinch it out first.

Although we will fight every time we meet in the future, even our subordinates know that although it looks cruel on the surface, Ghost Spider and I will not really kill each other.

【End of memory】

I walked through the ghost spider's men and kicked the door open, only to find that the ghost spider was pressing a girl to do illegal things in the room.My eyelids jumped and a flying knife passed by, "Ghost spider, you are getting worse and worse, and you actually did something like rape an innocent girl."

The ghost spider sideways avoided the oncoming flying knife and clamped it with two fingers, then narrowed its eyes slightly and threw the flying knife back at me.His strength was slightly stronger, and the blade cut through the air making a piercing sound, so I had to sideways to dodge.

"She followed me voluntarily." The ghost spider was not angry, but slowly withdrew from the girl's body, and then stood up in front of me carelessly, "This kind of thing is not rare for me. If you need to stand here, there will be a lot of women throwing themselves into your arms—tsk, if you really want to rape, this uncle is only interested in you."

I leaned against the door, glanced at his naked body, and said lightly: "You can't even beat under the bed, let alone the bed? You can't."

The ghost spider was about to say something, but the girl on the bed grabbed his wrist, and then whimpered, "Master Ghost Spider."

Oh, it really is voluntary.

If such a thing is broken, the girl will probably die of shame.I felt a little compassion, and then said, "I'll wait for you outside."

"No need." The ghost spider turned around and grabbed the girl's hand, pulling her up from the bed forcibly, and then pushed her out, "Have you had enough fun? Hurry up and get out when you've had enough fun."

"Damn it. You're a scum." I stared at the ghost spider dumbfounded, quickly helped the girl who staggered and nearly fell down, and then helped her fix her clothes, and said softly, "Are you willing to follow the ghost in the future?" That scum of the spider, still follow me?"

The girl carefully glanced at the ghost spider, and then said, "Xunzi... wants to follow Master Ghost Spider."

I:"……???"

Ghost Spider cursed, "I don't want to be a burden."

"Take her back to be Mrs. Yazhai." I said.

"It's too weak, it will become a weakness." Ghost Spider said.

"That's true." I said, "Then you can only follow me, after all, I'm better than you Ghost Spider."

The ghost spider cursed again, it was an obscenity between bandits, so I won't repeat it here.

The girl seemed a bit reluctant, but the ghost spider didn't want her, the village had been destroyed, so she had to leave with me.

Afterwards, he had a fight with the ghost spider as usual, the sharp light of the blade locked the escape route, and when he moved forward boldly, there was a wave of prosperity in his eyes.I glanced at the girl Xunzi who was looking at the ghost spider worriedly, and sighed helplessly, "What kind of ecstasy did you put on her? You slaughtered the whole village, and you still treat you like this."

"Probably because I'm older." He twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "Do you want to try it? Black Feather Thorn."

The fierce blade vibrated frost slightly along the wrist, and the staggered steps let the ruthless edge rub against my shoulders, and the passing sparks made the pupils release new brilliance, I sneered, "Try the feeling of cutting it off?" ?”

"Hahahahaha, that's true!" He laughed wildly and greeted my life again with a gust of knife, "Sure enough, the only way to get you is to use a strong method... But, if you are struggling and crying under me If you shout, it really makes me harden just thinking about it."

This bastard's obscene words made people frown, and there are so many world guide characters, but it is rare to see such a meaningless person like Ghost Spider.

"You can't, I don't like ordinary people," I said nonsense while fighting him, "like monsters, tentacles, claws... I like those things the most. You can't."

In fact, I really said that casually at the time.

did not expect…….

What greeted me after that was a horrible ending...

Of course, this is something.

_(:з」∠)_

Afterwards, I brought Xunzi back to my den of thieves. She never forgot about ghost spiders, but she gradually let go of her guard against me.

It’s different to have a woman in the family (???), you can have a hot meal every day when you come back home, and someone will help you mend the clothes... Gradually, it really has a sense of home.

Xunzi told me that she was the daughter of a witch, and she was considered an illegitimate daughter. Her mother died when she was born, so she was bullied by the people in the village since she was a child, so the ghost spider killed the whole village. Not only did he not resent Ghost Spider, but he was also very grateful to him.

"I saw him making rivers of blood flow in the village under the dim light of the sky. His eyes seemed to be the whole Naraku hell, but I knew that would be my paradise," Xunzi said.

"Your mother will be disappointed if you use the witch's prayer like this," I said.

"So what?" Xunzi raised her eyebrows and said, "She disappointed me even more. She fell in love with a man as a witch and was abandoned by him. She didn't even have the courage to follow her. What a sad woman."

"So you have?" I joked.

"Of course I have," she said seriously, "I will smash everything that stands in front of me and Lord Ghost Spider."

I smiled and said nothing.

The biggest obstacle between her and the ghost spider is probably me.

If there is no progress in the strategy, I would have really turned against the ghost spider in the face of those slang words.It is because of my indifferent attitude that the ghost spider thinks that I am really interested in him.

He's not stupid, but he's not smart either.

Now, of course, I don't pay much attention to Xunzi, she is just a harmless little pleasure to me.

It's a pity that good intentions are not rewarded, especially in the troubled times and the Warring States period.

What's more, I'm not kind.

The author has something to say: I was tempted to open the Inuyasha chapter... poof.

Let's watch it as a sideshow. .It is estimated to be quite short, about ten chapters.

Naraku, barbarian, sex-changing platycodon, killing the palace.These four are the main scum.

Privately set:

Ghost Spider, Black Featherthorn, and Sevens are from the same period.

The origin of the national curse can be traced back to the article "Qin Wei Zhao Zhi Handan" in "Warring States Policy. Zhao Policy". "When King Lie of Zhou died, all the princes hanged himself, and Qi retreated. Zhou Nu, went to Qi and said: "The sky collapsed and the earth collapsed, and the emperor will sit down. Tian Ying, the minister of the Eastern Fan, came after Qi, so he will kill him!" (Qi) King Wei was furious and said, "Sigh, my mother and maidservant!" I laughed for the sake of the world." The meaning of this passage is: the Zhou Dynasty, which has gone downhill, overestimated itself and shook its prestige to King Weilie of Qi who went to mourn later. But King Qi Weilie didn't take King Zhou Lie seriously, and reprimanded him as "your mother and maidservant".

"Ermu Yiye" means "Your mother is a slut" or "Your mother is an inferior person".In feudal society, it is of course intolerable to scold the mother of a member of the royal family as an inferior person.In the folk, the mothers of ordinary people are mostly inferior people, so this sentence is not considered a curse in the folk.Therefore, when this curse word was spread from the court to the people, some people took advantage of the convenience of different Chinese characters and homonyms to carry out technical transformation on it, and "Ermu maidservant" became "Ermu Xye".Its grammatical structure changed from "Your mother is..." to "Your mother...".With such a change, scolding people is obviously much more lethal than before.Later, it continued to be concise in use, omitted the last noun, and then changed from the second person to the third person, which became the "national curse" we often hear today.

Mr. Lu Xun once wrote an article titled: "On 'Fucking'".In the article, Mr. Lu Xun called this "fuck" the national curse of China.