[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

"Hello, hello, ah~ I didn't expect Mr. Izumi's guest to come so early, and I haven't finished washing yet. A car sped by on the road and splashed mud all over me. Fortunately, Mr. Izumi lent me the bathroom in her room ...oh forgot to say-"

Seeing Kunikida's cracked expression, the half-naked young man tapped his palms as if he suddenly remembered something, and introduced himself: "I am the new editor-in-chief of Mr. Izumi, Miya Maeno of "Asahi Weekly", 26 years old, and I like tanuki cats the most. I’m single and I don’t have a girlfriend. The main reason is that there are too many girls who fall in love with me. It’s hard for me to choose. It’s a sin to hurt any woman who loves me. People who know me ask me why I rely on my face when I can rely on it Talent, I think it's because I love editing. Actually, my dream is to be the editor-in-chief of a shoujo manga magazine—"

Kunikida: "..." It was the first time he saw such a chattering person.

"Hey, Kunikida-kun, I suddenly feel that Izumi's biggest crisis is not the revenge of the criminal organization, but this editor who can be equated with the disaster." Dazai whispered to Kunikida, covering his mouth.

Kunikida: "..." Being called a disaster by Dazai, who also equated it with a disaster, this former field is really hopeless.

"You two are standing at the door, please come in." Qianye turned sideways to let the door blocked by him.

Kunikida: "..." Why do I have to ask you when I'm standing at the door!

This editor seems to be born with a special ability that makes people angry.

The size of the hotel suite is not small. In addition to the bedroom, it is also equipped with a bathroom and kitchen. Izumi himself is not in any room.Although Maeno seems unreliable, he still has the basics of hospitality. He brought tea from the kitchen, and Kunikida picked up the porcelain cup and cleared his throat: "Thank you, where is Miss Izumi? The matter is important, So I hope to get to know her as soon as possible."

"Ms. Izumi...she went to catch elves."

What?

Kunikida thought he had heard wrong.

"It's an elf, elf." Seeing Kunikida's puzzled face, Maeno explained: "You don't know yet, Mr. Izumi is a horse monkey shochu!"

Horse monkey... shochu?

What the hell is this!

For the first time in his life, Kunikida suspected that something was wrong with his ears.It was only when Qian Ye burst out laughing that he realized that he had been tricked.

"Haha, I'm just kidding, because you look too serious, I'm sorry~" Maeno took out his phone and showed the game page to Kunikida: "Actually, I was catching elves in this mobile game, and Mr. Izumi went to the hotel The top rooftop, she said that rare elves can be caught there."

Kunikida: "..." Can't you just say that she is playing mobile games on the rooftop? Dazai is also this person, is it easy to bully decent people? ! !

I always feel... If he stays in the same space with Qianye again, he will definitely not be able to resist throwing this person over his shoulder.

Kunikida put down his teacup, "Dazai, let's go, let's go to heaven—" He turned his head, only to find that Dazai had disappeared.

"If you were looking for the gentleman who came with you, he didn't enter the house." Maeno paused, and said in a somewhat surprised tone: "I saw that he went directly to the elevator that went directly to the top floor, but I didn't You said Izumi-sensei is on the rooftop?"

Although Maeno was still puzzled, Kunikida, who had already walked to the door, suddenly understood why Dazai knew Izumi's whereabouts.

There are only women's outing shoes on the shoe rack at the door, and there are no indoor slippers. This shows two points: [-]. Izumi has not gone far and is still in the hotel; [-]. Izumi is still in this room.

As for how the second point was ruled out, Kunikida is not clear.After all, that person is Dazai, so it's not surprising that he can deduce things that others don't know.Maybe he wasn't even misled by the half-naked man who opened the door in the first place.

But this guy is still very irritating, can't you just say what to do?

Kunikida walked towards the elevator with great resentment.

At this moment, the first thing Dazai saw when he stepped onto the roof was the girl standing on the distribution box.

She had one arm hanging, and the other hand was holding the phone, not knowing what she was doing.The wind picked up her black windbreaker and fluffy short and medium-length hair with slightly curly ends, and a dull hair dangling on the top of her head. Because his back was facing him, he couldn't see the girl's face, but she was a beauty from the back view alone.

It rained all night last night, the air is filled with the fragrance of green grass and soil, the sun is warm and lazy, and the slender back against the light seems to melt into the warm sun, and the sense of existence is so clear that it is almost transparent.

It seems as if it will dissipate in the wind when it jumps from a high altitude.

Dazai stepped forward, raised his head, raised the corners of his lips and said, "Miss Izumi, standing at such a high place is trying to... eh?!"

"Wow--!" Startled by the sudden voice, the girl slipped and fell off the distribution box.

When she fell, the wind swept away her air bangs and fluffy hair between cherry and light brown, revealing a fair and delicate face.Those honey-colored eyes were bright and clear, and the panic caused by the fall had not faded from them.

Seeing the girl's true face, Dazai's expression suddenly changed, and his whole body froze on the spot as if petrified, allowing the girl to throw him down, and the two of them fell one by one on the hard concrete floor.

His expression at this moment may be described as "Damn".

With Dazai as the pad, Hani Momomizu's hanging left arm was fortunately spared the injury. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry—" She tried to get up in a hurry, but she couldn't move anymore.

Because the man under her suddenly grabbed her by the collar.

"Who are you?" Dazai asked.

The youth's voice is clear and bright, reminiscent of the sun shining through the deep valley forest in the early morning, the warm voice fades away to the unfathomable, lively and mysterious.

Although the sound is nice, it is impolite to pull someone's collar.Banjing Momosui's tone was a little displeased: "You just asked me if I was Izumi... huh?!"

She suddenly got stuck because she could clearly see the face of the man below her.

"Ta... Dazai?"

As soon as the words were finished, the roof door was kicked open with a bang, "Dazai, I just heard a woman shout—" Seeing the two people's up and down postures, Kunikida also suddenly got stuck. After a short silence and embarrassment, he pushed Pushing his glasses, he turned around blankly.

"Sorry to interrupt, you guys continue."

There was another bang, and the roof door was slammed shut.Banjing Momozui blinked, and got up from Dazai silently.

"Hey my friend, I haven't seen you for a long time... Cough, I mean, why don't you chase after him and explain?" Under Dazai's gaze, Banjing Momozui's voice became smaller and smaller.

Dazai lay on the concrete floor without speaking for a long while, just narrowed his eyes and stared at Banjing Momozui, until he stared at her until he got hairy, then he sat up slowly, showing a Dazai-style smile without any shadow——

"Although my motto is 'clear and vigorous suicide', being crushed to death by someone falling from the sky is not an easy and beautiful way to die."

"Momo sauce, long time no see."

Facing Dazai's smile that was similar to but not the same as in memory, Banjing Momomizu, who used to be so mean-spirited that it would make Nakahara Chuya fuming, suddenly didn't know what to say. Swipe -

This smile is guarded by me!

This smile is guarded by me!

This smile is guarded by me!

……

——Don’t visit Bilibili recently.

Banjing Taoshui thought with some melancholy.

Speaking of the relationship between Banjing Momosui and Dazai Osamu, it probably goes back many years——

As an orphan in the slums and one of the many "poor little boys" in the orphanage, he lived a life of not having enough to eat, not to wear warm clothes, and to work and be beaten. If Banjing Taoshui was not a supernatural being, maybe he would never be with her in this life. What is the intersection of Osamu Dazai of the Mafia.

It is not uncommon for people with supernatural powers to go berserk. In an environment full of depression and violence in an orphanage, it is normal for them to lose control of their emotions for a while. There are not a few cases where abilities go berserk due to emotions.

It is no exaggeration to say that she made all the staff of the orphanage scream and cry because of her ability to go berserk - there is no other meaning, just a literal meaning.

"All life is a sin" - this is her supernatural power.As long as the ability is activated, with her as the center of the circle, everyone within the line of sight, whether enemy or friend, will cry, from the confession of the ant that was trampled to death in childhood to the half glass of milk left over from breakfast.

Although the name of the ability has a kind of "I am not wrong, the wrong must be the world", there is no "disqualification in the world" or "one-step singer" that sounds elegant, and there is no "golden Yasha" or " "Brain Hell" sounds scary, but in a way, the ability of this mind control system is quite powerful.

There is no human being who does not make mistakes, no matter whether the opponent is an ordinary person or a high-ranking politician, a heinous sinner or a philanthropist who helps the poor and the weak, everyone is equal before "all beings are sins", it never takes the value of the enemy as the evaluation standard, and even Do not take Banjing Taoshui's values ​​as a standard.

But the point is that this ability has side effects, because of this side effect, she once wanted to give up using the ability.

When the enemy is "confessed", Banjing Momosui can not only see the cause and effect of the other party's confession, but also must bear the same sense of guilt, as much pain as the other party, she will suffer as much.

Can control the enemy, can torture, can obtain information... such a panacea ability that is in the air every day, if there are no side effects, wouldn't Banjing Taoshui be going to heaven?

The first person who knew that this ability was a double-edged sword was Dazai Osamu. When Hanjing Momozui was kicked out of the orphanage because of her ability to go berserk, it was he who used "Disqualification in the World" to invalidate her ability.

Losing her only place of refuge, and no one dared to get close to form a "vacuum zone" around her, and affected by the side effects of her abilities, Momomi Banjing could only squat next to the garbage dump in the poor street and cry, and met Osamu Dazai.

The boy's one finger is amazing!Cure all diseases and rejuvenate your hands, old Chinese medicine doctor, you deserve it~

At that time, Banjing Taoshui was still thinking: This handsome and beautiful boy helped her, he looks good, and his abilities are easy to use. With him around, there is no need to worry about his abilities going berserk... So silly Baji followed others all the way.The biggest advantage of her is her thick skin. Dazai was very helpless with this brown candy that he couldn't get rid of, so he had to carry her into the office building of the port mafia.

This is the first time Dazai Osamu picked up a child.With this first experience, it was much easier to pick up the other two later.

Speaking of which, Dazai Osamu and Oda Saku can become friends, maybe because they have the same hobbies, for example-picking up children?

Although the ability of the mind control system is powerful, it is easy to be affected by one's own psychology and difficult to control, and it has become commonplace to run away at every turn.When following Koyo Ozaki, one of the mafia cadres, in order to make herself more useful, she went to the underground interrogation room when she had nothing to do, practiced manipulating abilities by the way, and then went to find Dazai crying.

At that time, Dazai was still young, and he was not the boss of Hanjing Momozu, so he was not as strict or cruel in educating Akutagawa Ryunosuke in the future... Although he was quite fierce, he still couldn't stand Banjing Momozu's cheeky request and gave her A head-touching kill, that gentle head-touching kill is probably her only solace in the dark age.In this way, from the beginning of crying with the crying prisoner, to getting used to the pain, she finally became a ruthless mafia who smiled and showed her abilities without revealing her emotions.

I don't know when, Osamu Dazai, who is so smart that he has no plans to spare, has become more and more lifeless; it is also unknown since when, Momozui Banjing, who has witnessed too many people's "repentance", has become more and more disgusted with blood and violence.

Osamu Dazai wanted to die terribly, and his dark heart, which was as black as a black hole, erupted with unparalleled enthusiasm for suicide. Unfortunately, the King of Hades was probably also afraid that he would cause trouble in hell, so he didn't dare to accept him; The direct subordinates of the mafia cadre Ozaki Koyo became clerks who worked with the documents and files at the bottom of the box every day. They didn't even have a chance to touch a gun, so it was logical to get acquainted with Oda Sakunosuke, a lower-level mafia who was determined not to kill anyone.

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