[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

When Banjing Momosui fished Dazai out, the two of them had drifted a thousand meters away along the rushing river.

"Ah...you're defeated again." Dazai said with a look of regret, "It seems that I can't commit suicide in front of MOMO-chan next time."

He sat on the shore, with one leg stretched out and the other bent, in a chic and casual posture, but it was so good-looking that it could be painted; the fluffy and slightly curly black hair became more docile after being soaked in water, and the transparent water droplets on the forehead were flowing The face curves down, and the last tick-tock lands on the grass.

Banjing Momomizu, who was sitting next to Dazai, was in no mood to complain about Dazai's strange light accent at this moment. She was holding her windbreaker with a big hole in it in a daze. I don't want to bother with the transparent white shirt.

I don't know which wicked bastard threw a bent steel bar into the river, and Banjing Momosui happened to be unlucky enough to get his clothes scratched by the tip of the steel bar.

I also have to thank this steel bar, otherwise the "Yokohama Crusoe" between the two will not know when it will go on.

"You should be lucky that the steel bar only scratched your clothes. Compared with the bleeding from the wound, the torn clothes are nothing more than a small thing." Dazai comforted.

"This is the windbreaker you gave me." Banjing Taoshui puffed up her cheeks, a little aggrieved, "I always iron it carefully before wearing it, and if it gets dirty, I send it to dry cleaning!"

Dazai was stunned, "It's just a cheap item from the wholesale market, so there's no need to cherish it so much, right?"

Hanjing Momozui froze, and after a long time, she turned her head and looked at Dazai with accusation, "You told me that it was handmade by a famous foreign brand."

"Oh." Dazai covered his mouth, his eyes wandered for a while, as if he accidentally slipped his mouth.

"You gave me this windbreaker." Banjing Taoshui said pitifully.

"Girls should wear brighter clothes!" Dazai put his hands together, smiling extremely brightly, "It's good that the clothes are broken, MOMO-chan, you can take this opportunity to change your image."

"Then why don't you give me another windbreaker."

Dazai instantly turned into a cold face, "I have no money."

"Dazai..."

stare--

"You give up."

"Dazai..."

stare----

"Don't look at me with eyes like this, I will never be shaken."

"Dazai..."

stare------

"With the income of novelist Izumi, do you still need someone else to buy clothes for you?"

"Dazai..."

stare--------

"...Okay, okay, I really lost to you." Dazai put his hand on his forehead, stood up from the grass helplessly, and greeted Banjing Momozui: "Let's go, let's go buy you a windbreaker."

"Hey, good!" Banjing Taoshui immediately followed him with a smile on her face.

A sand-colored long trench coat suddenly covered Banjing Momosui's head, she looked down at the translucent shirt on her body, and happily wrapped herself in Dazai's clothes like a silkworm baby.

The two found a clothing store casually, but Banjing Taoshui was a little dazed as soon as they entered the store. She almost forgot Dazai's habit of provocatively provoking and dying for love anytime and anywhere.

"Oh~ beauty, as beautiful, dignified and pitiful as the orchids in the deep valley, I have lived until today just to die in love with you." Dazai knelt down on one knee, held the hand of the shopping guide, and said in an exaggerated tone like an aria: "Lovely lady, would you like to take a leap of faith with me at the highest altitude in Yokohama?"

The beautiful shopping guide lady: "..."

"Miss, if you don't say anything, I will take it as acquiescing... Aw!!"

Banjing Taoshui patted the non-existing dust on his hands, and said indifferently: "I'm sorry, this guy has holes in his brain, so ignore him."

After politely declining the enthusiastic recommendation from the shopping guide, Banjing Momosui chose a black windbreaker in the end.

Dazai squeezed his chin and looked at her, and said, "As for Momo-chan, I think that cherry-colored gradient dress is the most suitable for you."

"Depicting a character has to be done so that readers can recognize it just by its silhouette." Banjing Momozui put on a windbreaker, turned around in front of Dazai, and the hem of the clothes spread out with her movements, "It is only now updated to Chapter 8 , readers are not very familiar with me, so the author decided to change my image in the future. And a handsome and beautiful person like me should wear a black trench coat."

"Don't say such terrible things with a cheerful face." Dazai showed a perfect smile to the shopping guide lady, "Beautiful Fugu Youlan, can I ask for credit?"

The shopping guide blushed, and then... shook her head firmly.

"Ah~ Your determination is so dazzling!" After finishing speaking, he turned his head to Banjing Momosui, "MOMO-chan—"

"Don't say that your wallet was washed away by the water, you took out the wallet before throwing the clothes to me." Banjing Momozuki interrupted him with a smile: "Although the action was fast, I saw it! "

Dazai sighed, and when he took out his wallet, there was still obvious disappointment on his face, and he didn't know whether it was the lost and deflated wallet, or Miss Kong Gu Youlan's rejection of his invitation to die in love.

The two parted ways at the door of the clothing store. Banjing Momozui went back to the hotel with the paper bags in her arms. The smile on her face seemed to light up her eyes, and her brisk steps made the dull hair tremble. Dazai was walking back to the dormitory. Looking back at the plastic model in the glass window of the clothing store, she was wearing a cherry-colored gradient dress.

Dazai noticed Hanjing Momozui as soon as she entered the store—her eyes fell on this dress for a few seconds longer than on other clothes.

Before Banjing Taoshui "died", he didn't give her anything.Even the windbreaker that she cherished as a treasure was a defective product found when the store under the hostile organization was eliminated, and it was thrown to her when there was no place to dispose of it.

Dazai stood there in silence for a long time, and finally turned around and went back to the clothing store.

***

After returning to the hotel, Banjing Momozui hugged the windbreaker Dazai gave her and excitedly rolled several times on the bed.

After rolling for a while, she took out her mobile phone to open the chat group, and typed a sentence——

[I don't regret controlling my curly hair in this life]: Wowowo's curly-haired father gave me a piece of clothing today!

The reply came immediately -

【You know nothing about the power of money】: Congratulations

[National Hegemony]: Congratulations

[Beautiful man with flowers]: Congratulations

[Black Wings]: Congratulations

There are also newcomers who have just joined and don't know much about the situation——

[Basketball is really fun]: Hey, is the curly-haired father of Curly-Mao Jiang's family the one mentioned last time, "He has a very kind mind and a lot of hair, and his curly-haired colleagues are all scumbags from his harem"?They are all scumbags, why are they still called Dad?

[I don't regret controlling curly hair in this life]: Don't call me curly hair sauce, although my hair ends are also curly...

[No regrets in this life, controlling curly hair]: He is the first person to give me the meaning of life, and he is so cute, one person can make up a dozen emoticons!

[Basketball is really fun]: Curly hair control sauce, are you sure you like him and not black him?

[I don’t regret controlling my curly hair in this life]: People who love to the depths are naturally black, and those who are still celebrating Double Eleven will not understand [Indifferent expression.jpg]

[Basketball is really fun]: ... You said it as if you were only on Double Eleven, besides, I am very popular, don't underestimate the popularity of girls who are part-time models, hey!

[National Overlord]: By the way, I am also curly, why is there no girl who will not regret it with me in this life?I don't think it's my problem. It must be that our vice minister's face is too fierce, which scares away all the girls who come to the club to look for me.

[National Hegemony]: [Wang cry out.jpg]

[National Overlord]: As soon as I mentioned the deputy minister, my face started to hurt again. Today we went to visit the minister who was sick and hospitalized. I just lost my way in the hospital, but in the end I got the iron fist of the deputy minister's love.

[I don’t regret controlling curly hair in this life]: [Dianwax.jpg]

Banjing Taoshui gloated and lit some wax for the unlucky netizen, then put down her phone to iron her new clothes.

After she left, the conversation in the chat room continued——

【You know nothing about the power of money】: [Dianwax.jpg]

[Beautiful man with flowers]: [Dianwax.jpg]

[Wings of Darkness]: [Point Wax.jpg]

[Basketball is really fun]: [Dianwax.jpg]

[National Hegemony]: [The other party doesn't want to talk to you and replaced your SSR with Dharma.jpg]

[Beautiful man with flowers]: This is too ruthless. I just got the Salted Fish King... Ah, actually, I want Miss Huaniaojuan more. It would be great if the ladies of Onmyoji can do it!

[Black Wings]: That's too much, what about being Africans together? !You wait, I will use my right hand with the force of Black Peat to suck away your European Qi!

【You know nothing about the power of money】[Password red envelope]

[Dark Wings]: Dad, I beg for mercy!

[Beautiful man with flowers]: Dad, I beg for mercy!

[National Overlord]: Dad begs for mercy!

[Basketball is really fun]: Dad, I beg for mercy!

【You know nothing about the power of money】: [Handsome expression.jpg]

[You don't know anything about the power of money]: Dad, I got Ibaraki today, and I'm only one flower and bird scroll away to collect all the SSR summoning dragons!

[Basketball is really fun]: Sucking European gas, how did you do it?There must be special skills in drawing symbols!

[Black Wings]: Dad Money...

[Beautiful man with flowers]: Please...

[National Hegemony]: Don't say it!

[You know nothing about the power of money]: There is nothing in this world that cannot be done by 100 million, if there is, then add 100 million.

[Basketball is so fun]: ...Turn the table over! ! !

[Black Wings]: I knew it was like this...

[Beautiful Man with Flowers]: I know it's like this...

[National Hegemony]: I know it's like this...

[I don't regret controlling curly hair in this life]: I just went to iron a piece of clothes, why did I snatch all the red envelopes when I came back?

[I don’t regret controlling curly hair in this life]: I’ve been shown by a local tyrant again, I haven’t gotten an SSR yet [Smile reveals poverty.jpg]

[You know nothing about the power of money]: How pitiful, I will reward you with another bag, use it to buy Gouyu.

【You know nothing about the power of money】: [Red Envelope]

[I don't regret controlling my curly hair in this life]: Oh, thank you, Dad Money [hug thigh.jpg]

[You don’t know anything about the power of money]: The curly hair controller is in Yokohama, I will go to Yokohama after a while, do you want to have a face?

[I don't regret controlling curly hair in this life]: Okay, okay, the money is in North America, right?In fact, I just came back from North America, but Yokohama is my hometown from childhood to adulthood, and it is also the city where I met my curly father~

[I don't regret controlling curly hair in this life]: I will take you around when the time comes, Yokohama is a beautiful city!

【You know nothing about the power of money】: OK

【You know nothing about the power of money】: I will contact you when I finish my work, if Yokohama is still there.

Banjing Taoshui frowned, why did this sentence look so strange?

She thinks that the original meaning of money should be: if it was still in Yokohama at that time-after all, money is an American, and it is understandable to make a wrong sentence.

Then, Banjing Taoshui clicked on the red envelope sent to her by money——

[I don't regret controlling curly hair in this life]: ...

[I don't regret controlling my curly hair in this life]: Who the hell just snatched my bag! !

[You guys who know nothing about the power of money are banned for 3 minutes by the group leader]

[Kansai Ellery (group leader)]: We non-chiefs swear not to associate with Ouhao!

[I don't regret controlling curly hair in this life]: ... Then you should return the red envelope to me!

[Kansai Ellery (group leader)]: Cough, everyone, be serious, here comes a newcomer!

[Human love has joined the group]

The author has something to say: Has anyone guessed who is in the chat group?

Tip: all in the supporting role column

Let them fall miserably, this is the pursuit of my life [clench fist

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PS: Natural rolls are all good guys! ! !